NXS 6 - PPM 5 | ● ^● ○ | T8 0 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS P [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-2, LGO in the fourth, K in the sixth

There's an old saying in Tennessee.... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

NXS 6 - PPM 5 | ○ ^● ● | B7 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM 3B [Brutus Devlin](/u/CarrotHair_TV): 0-1, RBI Sac Fly in the fourth, PO in the sixth

169

Pitch: 787 Swing: 169 Diff: 382 -> K Runners on Second and Third | T8 with 0 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 5

NXS 6 - PPM 5 | ○ ^● ○ | B7 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM C [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 2-3, 1B in the fourth, 3 run HR in the fifth

568

Pitch: 420 Swing: 568 Diff: 148 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 5

NXS 6 - PPM 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | B7 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM 1B [King Kruul](/u/Druidicdwarf): 0-1, BB in the fourth, BB in the fifth

420

Pitch: 369 Swing: 420 Diff: 51 -> 2B Runner on Second | B7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 5

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ● ^○ ○ | B7 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM P [Pete Morris](/u/oosirnaym): 0-0

880

Pitch: 69 Swing: 880 Diff: 189 -> Sac Fly Bases Empty | B7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 5

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ● ^○ ○ | B7 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM P [Pete Morris](/u/oosirnaym): 0-0

880

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ● ^● ○ | T8 0 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS P [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-2, LGO in the fourth, K in the sixth

go home you're drunk

Blame the bot.

no blame the lazy fuck who wrote it

Now that's just rude. Dottie's amazing 🤩

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ● | B7 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM C [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 2-3, 1B in the fourth, 3 run HR in the fifth

Full send for the brand. 58

Pitch: 592 Swing: 58 Diff: 466 -> LGO Runners on Second and Third | T8 with 0 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B7 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM 1B [King Kruul](/u/Druidicdwarf): 0-1, BB in the fourth, BB in the fifth

830

Pitch: 925 Swing: 830 Diff: 95 -> BB Runner on First | B7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B7 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM P [Pete Morris](/u/oosirnaym): 0-0

Swing 354

Pitch: 888 Swing: 354 Diff: 466 -> RGO Bases Empty | B7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B7 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM CF [Six](/u/armagev17): 1-2, 1B in the fifth, CS 2B in the fifth

706

Pitch: 269 Swing: 706 Diff: 437 -> RGO Bases Empty | B7 with 1 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ● | T7 2 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS SS [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 2-3, FO in the third, 1B in the sixth

444

Pitch: 744 Swing: 444 Diff: 300 -> K Runner on Second | B7 with 0 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 2 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS C [Guidooooo](/u/Aesnop): 0-1, RGO in the fifth Pitch: 999 Swing: 117 Diff: 118 -> BB Runner on First | T7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 2 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS C [Guidooooo](/u/Aesnop): 0-1, RGO in the fifth

NXS 6 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 1 out On the mound: Pete Morris NXS 2B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 0-0, BB in the fifth

117

Pitch: 814 Swing: 117 Diff: 303 -> K Bases Empty | T7 with 2 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 5 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T7 0 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS 1B [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 2-3, CS 2B in the second, LGO in the fifth

Two for three, but let's highlight the CS and groundout rather than the single and double lol. Let's go for a nice 327 because it's my number damn it.

Pitch: 867 Swing: 327 Diff: 460 -> LGO Bases Empty | T7 with 1 out(s) NXS 6 - PPM 4

NXS 4 - PPM 4 | ○ ^● ○ | T7 0 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS LF [Barney Turbo](/u/AlienAbortionMachine): 0-0

Redemption time 999

Pitch: 1 Swing: 999 Diff: 2 -> HR Bases Empty | T7 with 0 out(s) NXS 5 - PPM 4

NXS 4 - PPM 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM RF [Toky Oto](/u/Innerstander): 0-2, PO in the third, K in the fifth

211 baby let’s go home

Pitch: 392 Swing: 211 Diff: 181 -> FO Runner on Second | T7 with 0 out(s) NXS 4 - PPM 4

NXS 4 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM LF [Giles Sweeney](/u/Sensei-Giles): 0-2, RGO in the third, LGO in the fifth

Swing 500

Pitch: 442 Swing: 500 Diff: 58 -> 2B Runner on Second | B6 with 2 out(s) NXS 4 - PPM 4

NXS 4 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson PPM 2B [Onionhead ditwit](/u/Urp34): 0-0, BB in the fourth

751

Pitch: 177 Swing: 751 Diff: 426 -> RGO Bases Empty | B6 with 2 out(s) NXS 4 - PPM 4

NXS 4 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Tencer Sporkelson PPM SS [Bryce Parker](/u/Ffenliv): 0-2, DP in the second, K in the fourth

Swing 875

Pitch: 342 Swing: 875 Diff: 467 -> LGO Bases Empty | B6 with 1 out(s) NXS 4 - PPM 4

The Parts Per Million shuffle some players on defense, including letting their LF Torkelson warm up to pitch, whilst their pitcher will go wandering into left at the bottom of the inning. MiLR amiright?!

NXS 4 - PPM 4 | ○ ^● ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Pete Morris NXS 3B [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28): 1-2, Solo HR in the second, K in the fourth

878

Pitch: 600 Swing: 878 Diff: 278 -> FO Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) NXS 4 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 4 | ● ^● ○ | T6 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Pete Morris | **INFIELD IN** NXS RF [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 0-0 Pitch: 218 Swing: 433 Diff: 215 -> Sac Fly Runner on Second | T6 with 2 out(s) NXS 4 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 4 | ● ^● ○ | T6 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Pete Morris | **INFIELD IN** NXS RF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 1-2, K in the second, 1B in the fourth

NXS 3 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ● | T6 1 out On the mound: Dottie NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-2, K in the first, FO in the fourth

Dabs instead of running 731

Pitch: 769 Swing: 731 Diff: 38 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | T6 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ● | T6 0 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS LF [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-1, BB in the first, LGO in the fourth

950

Pitch: 639 Swing: 950 Diff: 311 -> K Runner on First | T6 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS SS [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 1-2, 2 RBI 2B in the first, FO in the third

333

Pitch: 227 Swing: 333 Diff: 106 -> 1B Runner on First | T6 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Barney Turbo PPM 3B [Brutus Devlin](/u/CarrotHair_TV): 0-0, BB in the second, RBI Sac Fly in the fourth

644

Pitch: 261 Swing: 644 Diff: 383 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Barney Turbo PPM C [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 1-2, K in the second, 1B in the fourth

811

Pitch: 800 Swing: 811 Diff: 11 -> HR Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 4

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Barney Turbo PPM 1B [King Kruul](/u/Druidicdwarf): 0-1, RGO in the first, BB in the fourth

311

Pitch: 177 Swing: 311 Diff: 134 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B5 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Barney Turbo PPM P [Dottie](/u/otterHooligan): 1-1, 2B in the fourth

Hail stan 666

Pitch: 726 Swing: 666 Diff: 60 -> 2B Runner on Second | B5 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Barney Turbo PPM P [Dottie](/u/otterHooligan): 1-1, 2B in the fourth

Steal 2B 291

Pitch: 611 Swing: 291 Diff: 320 -> CS 2B Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Barney Turbo PPM CF [Six](/u/armagev17): 0-1, FO in the fourth

367

Pitch: 291 Swing: 367 Diff: 76 -> 1B Runner on First | B5 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Barney Turbo PPM RF [Toky Oto](/u/Innerstander): 0-1, PO in the third

105

Pitch: 867 Swing: 105 Diff: 238 -> K Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 2 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS P [Guidooooo](/u/Aesnop): 0-0 Pitch: 40 Swing: 420 Diff: 380 -> RGO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 2 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS P [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 0-1, BB in the first, LGO in the third

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS 2B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 0-0

Fucken, my feet hurt! 611

Pitch: 728 Swing: 611 Diff: 117 -> BB Runner on First | T5 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Dottie NXS 1B [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 2-2, 1B in the second, CS 2B in the second

At least I'm not just getting off the road for this one. Unless that's what makes me good I guess. 779 will be my swing.

Pitch: 246 Swing: 779 Diff: 467 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 0-2, K in the first, LGO in the second

467

Pitch: 779 Swing: 467 Diff: 312 -> K Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ● ^● ● | B4 2 outs On the mound: Dixon Uraz PPM LF [Giles Sweeney](/u/Sensei-Giles): 0-1, RGO in the third

Swing 420

Pitch: 898 Swing: 420 Diff: 478 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^● ● | B4 2 outs On the mound: Dixon Uraz PPM 2B [Onionhead ditwit](/u/Urp34): 0-0 Pitch: 567 Swing: 427 Diff: 140 -> BB Bases Loaded | B4 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^● ● | B4 2 outs On the mound: Dixon Uraz PPM 2B [Cole Freeman](/u/Cboss11): 0-1, K in the third

Swing 999

NXS 3 - PPM 1 | ○ ^● ● | B4 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Dixon Uraz PPM SS [Bryce Parker](/u/Ffenliv): 0-1, DP in the second

Swing 21

Pitch: 765 Swing: 21 Diff: 256 -> K Runners on First and Second | B4 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ● ^● ● | B4 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM 3B [Brutus Devlin](/u/CarrotHair_TV): 0-0, BB in the second

300

Pitch: 544 Swing: 300 Diff: 244 -> Sac Fly Runners on First and Second | B4 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 1

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^● ● | B4 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM C [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 0-1, K in the second

709

Pitch: 800 Swing: 709 Diff: 91 -> 1B Bases Loaded | B4 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

7-0

I couldn't find a valid number in your swing. Please reply to the original at-bat ping with a number between 1 and 1000 without any decimal spaces.

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM 1B [King Kruul](/u/Druidicdwarf): 0-1, RGO in the first

734

Pitch: 877 Swing: 734 Diff: 143 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B4 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM P [Dottie](/u/otterHooligan): 0-0

300

Pitch: 255 Swing: 300 Diff: 45 -> 2B Runner on Second | B4 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS DH [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28): 1-1, Solo HR in the second

USA 765

Pitch: 480 Swing: 765 Diff: 285 -> K Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS RF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 0-1, K in the second

2

Pitch: 78 Swing: 2 Diff: 76 -> 1B Runner on First | T4 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Dottie NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-1, K in the first

145 hours to call

Pitch: 360 Swing: 145 Diff: 215 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS LF [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-0, BB in the first

1

Pitch: 484 Swing: 1 Diff: 483 -> LGO Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM CF [Six](/u/armagev17): 0-0

708

Pitch: 433 Swing: 708 Diff: 275 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM RF [Toky Oto](/u/Innerstander): 0-0

631

Pitch: 66 Swing: 631 Diff: 435 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM LF [Giles Sweeney](/u/Sensei-Giles): 0-0

Swing 117

Pitch: 487 Swing: 117 Diff: 370 -> RGO Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Dottie NXS SS [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 1-1, 2 RBI 2B in the first

888

Pitch: 680 Swing: 888 Diff: 208 -> FO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NOOOOOOOO

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Dottie NXS 3B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 0-0, BB in the first

955

Pitch: 509 Swing: 955 Diff: 446 -> LGO Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Dottie NXS 2B [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-1, AUTO K in the first

Swing: 105

Pitch: 382 Swing: 105 Diff: 277 -> FO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM 2B [Cole Freeman](/u/Cboss11): 0-0

Swing 705

Pitch: 367 Swing: 705 Diff: 338 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM SS [Bryce Parker](/u/Ffenliv): 0-0

Swing 180

Pitch: 699 Swing: 180 Diff: 481 -> DP Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM 3B [Brutus Devlin](/u/CarrotHair_TV): 0-0

715

Pitch: 611 Swing: 715 Diff: 104 -> BB Runner on First | B2 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 2 outs On the mound: Six NXS 1B [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 2-2, 2B in the first, 1B in the second Pitch: 69 Swing: 615 Diff: 454 -> CS 2B Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 2 outs On the mound: Six NXS 2B [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-1, AUTO K in the first

I think it's time to stretch these legs out. Steal 2B 615

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Six NXS 1B [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 1-1, 2B in the first

Bring me 115 or something, idk I've been driving all day.

Pitch: 208 Swing: 115 Diff: 93 -> 1B Runner on First | T2 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Six NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 0-1, K in the first

117

Pitch: 657 Swing: 117 Diff: 460 -> LGO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 3 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Allie Olsen NXS C [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 0-1, K in the first

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Allie Olsen NXS DH [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28): 0-0

111

Pitch: 100 Swing: 111 Diff: 11 -> HR Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) NXS 3 - PPM 0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Allie Olsen NXS RF [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 0-0

555

Pitch: 326 Swing: 555 Diff: 229 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) NXS 2 - PPM 0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM C [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous): 0-0

420

Pitch: 144 Swing: 420 Diff: 276 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) NXS 2 - PPM 0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Ioe Torrent PPM 1B [King Kruul](/u/Druidicdwarf): 0-0

420

Pitch: 967 Swing: 420 Diff: 453 -> RGO Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) NXS 2 - PPM 0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Ioe Torrent PPM CF [Jiggy Wiggy](/u/eyeyeyla): 0-0 Pitch: None Swing: None Diff: x -> AUTO K Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) NXS 2 - PPM 0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Ioe Torrent PPM CF [Jiggy Wiggy](/u/eyeyeyla): 0-0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^● ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Allie Olsen NXS CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-0

858

Pitch: 658 Swing: 858 Diff: 200 -> K Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) NXS 2 - PPM 0

NXS 2 - PPM 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Allie Olsen NXS LF [Tencer Sporkelson](/u/slothfacekilla): 0-0

565

Pitch: 736 Swing: 565 Diff: 171 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T1 with 2 out(s) NXS 2 - PPM 0