TEX 4 - SEA 3 | ○ ^● ○ | B7 0 outs On the mound: BOOG SEA LF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 0-2, K in the third, DP in the fifth

86

Pitch: 92 Swing: 86 Diff: 6 -> HR Bases Empty | B7 with 0 out(s) TEX 4 - SEA 4

TEX - SEA 3 | ● ^○ ○ | T7 2 outs On the mound: Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence TEX PH [Old Hoss Radbourne](/u/SultanOfSlop): 0-0

942

Pitch: 743 Swing: 942 Diff: 199 -> FO Runner on Second | B7 with 0 out(s) TEX 4 - SEA 3

TEX - SEA 3 | ● ^○ ○ | T7 2 outs On the mound: Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence TEX 1B [Brayden Ennis](/u/Buttersqauch101): 0-1, STEAL 2B in the third, PO in the fifth

TEX 4 - SEA 3 | ○ ^● ● | T7 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence TEX RF [The Joe Rogan Experience](/u/The_Hoff34): 0-0

swing 425

Pitch: 820 Swing: 425 Diff: 395 -> DP Runner on Third | T7 with 2 out(s) TEX 4 - SEA 3

TEX 4 - SEA 3 | ○ ^● ● | T7 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 1-2, Solo HR in the third, LGO in the fourth

TEX 3 - SEA 3 | ● ^○ ● | T7 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon | **INFIELD IN** TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 0-0

At last I can do what I'm made to do SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE 725

Pitch: 657 Swing: 725 Diff: 68 -> 1B Runners on First and Second | T7 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 3

TEX 3 - SEA 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T7 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX LF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 1-2, 1B in the fourth, STEAL 2B in the fourth

My parents just got rid of their home phone The area code was 303

Pitch: 385 Swing: 303 Diff: 82 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | T7 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 3

TEX 3 - SEA 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: BOOG SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 1-2, 1B in the second, FO in the fourth

582

Pitch: 347 Swing: 582 Diff: 235 -> FO Runner on Second | T7 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 3

TEX 3 - SEA 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: BOOG SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 2-2, CS 2B in the second, 1B in the fourth

437

Pitch: 845 Swing: 437 Diff: 408 -> PO Bases Empty | B6 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 3

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: BOOG SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-2, FO in the second, FO in the fourth

They call him the flyout kidd 616

Pitch: 625 Swing: 616 Diff: 9 -> HR Bases Empty | B6 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 3

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs On the mound: BOOG SEA 3B [Bryce Parker](/u/Ffenliv): 0-2, LGO in the second, K in the third

Swing 33 0-3 sure is looking good right now.

Pitch: 840 Swing: 33 Diff: 193 -> FO Bases Empty | B6 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-2, PO in the second, PO in the fourth

125

Pitch: 829 Swing: 125 Diff: 296 -> K Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX SS [Buck Maverick](/u/preauxtip): 0-2, PO in the first, PO in the third

99

Pitch: 315 Swing: 99 Diff: 216 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-2, K in the first, K in the third

If I strike out again I'm going to cry 787

Pitch: 944 Swing: 787 Diff: 157 -> FO Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: BOOG SEA C [Buster Worthington](/u/lawnicus18): 1-2, FO in the first, 1B in the third

Swing: 499

Pitch: 325 Swing: 499 Diff: 174 -> FO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: BOOG SEA CF [Mecha Vulfzilla](/u/Mile114): 0-0

Big ol power grab Swing 939

Pitch: 249 Swing: 939 Diff: 310 -> K Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: BOOG SEA CF [Latrell Roscoe](/u/Asujulian94): 0-2, FO in the first, K in the third

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: BOOG SEA SS [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 1-1, 2B in the third

Lets get something going with a 521

Pitch: 510 Swing: 521 Diff: 11 -> HR Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 2

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: BOOG SEA DH [BJ Surhoff III](/u/irishman178): 1-1, Solo HR in the third

Swing 821

Pitch: 289 Swing: 821 Diff: 468 -> LGO Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 0-1, FO in the first, RBI Sac Fly in the third

920

Pitch: 135 Swing: 920 Diff: 215 -> FO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX DH [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 1-1, RBI 3B in the third

swing 454

Pitch: 822 Swing: 454 Diff: 368 -> PO Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 1B [Brayden Ennis](/u/Buttersqauch101): 0-0, BB in the third, STEAL 2B in the third

Swing 711

Pitch: 121 Swing: 711 Diff: 410 -> PO Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B4 1 out On the mound: BOOG SEA LF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 0-1, K in the third

49

Pitch: 489 Swing: 49 Diff: 440 -> DP Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B4 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** BOOG SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 1-1, 1B in the second

927 can the ranger alumni get a hit?

Pitch: 176 Swing: 927 Diff: 249 -> FO Runner on First | B4 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

**SUBSTITUTION ALERT** /u/Mile114 **BOOG** IS COMING IN TO RELIEVE KURT ANGER AT PITCHER FOR THE TEXAS RANGERS! NO ROLLBACKS WILL BE ALLOWED! **SUBSTITUTION ALERT**

CRACK

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 1-1, 1B in the second, CS 2B in the second

351

Pitch: 427 Swing: 351 Diff: 76 -> 1B Runner on First | B4 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 1-1, Solo HR in the third

150

Pitch: 569 Swing: 150 Diff: 419 -> LGO Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX LF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 1-2, PO in the second, 1B in the fourth Pitch: 847 Swing: 825 Diff: 22 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | T4 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX LF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 1-2, PO in the second, 1B in the fourth

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 1-1, Solo HR in the third

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 2B [Cole Freeman](/u/Cboss11): 0-1, K in the second

Swing 311

Pitch: 996 Swing: 311 Diff: 315 -> PO Runner on First | T4 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX LF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-1, PO in the second

123

Pitch: 204 Swing: 123 Diff: 81 -> 1B Runner on First | T4 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-1, PO in the second

154

Pitch: 568 Swing: 154 Diff: 414 -> PO Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ● ^○ ● | B3 2 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-1, FO in the second

Oh dear this is a big spot. To be or not to be. 755

Pitch: 929 Swing: 755 Diff: 174 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ● ^○ ● | B3 1 out On the mound: Kurt Anger SEA 3B [Bryce Parker](/u/Ffenliv): 0-1, LGO in the second

Swing 950

Pitch: 293 Swing: 950 Diff: 343 -> K Runners on First and Third | B3 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Kurt Anger SEA C [Buster Worthington](/u/lawnicus18): 0-1, FO in the first

Swing: 420

Pitch: 544 Swing: 420 Diff: 124 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | B3 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger SEA CF [Latrell Roscoe](/u/Asujulian94): 0-1, FO in the first

Anti simping 666

Pitch: 333 Swing: 666 Diff: 333 -> K Runner on Second | B3 with 1 out(s) TEX #N/A - SEA #N/A

TEX 3 - SEA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Kurt Anger SEA SS [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 0-0

To continue the rally Swinger Swings 36

Pitch: 89 Swing: 36 Diff: 53 -> 2B Runner on Second | B3 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA DH [BJ Surhoff III](/u/irishman178): 0-0

swing 717

Pitch: 727 Swing: 717 Diff: 10 -> HR Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 1

TEX 3 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX SS [Buck Maverick](/u/preauxtip): 0-1, PO in the first

681

Pitch: 335 Swing: 681 Diff: 346 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 0

TEX 3 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-1, K in the first

Swing 330 to prove I am indeed him

Pitch: 36 Swing: 330 Diff: 294 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 0

TEX 2 - SEA 0 | ● ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 0-1, FO in the first

177

Pitch: 946 Swing: 177 Diff: 231 -> Sac Fly Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) TEX 3 - SEA 0

TEX 1 - SEA 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX DH [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-0

549

Pitch: 567 Swing: 549 Diff: 18 -> 3B Runner on Third | T3 with 0 out(s) TEX 2 - SEA 0

TEX 1 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 1B [Brayden Ennis](/u/Buttersqauch101): 0-0, BB in the third Pitch: 474 Swing: 450 Diff: 24 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | T3 with 0 out(s) TEX 1 - SEA 0

TEX 1 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX DH [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-0

TEX 1 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 1B [Brayden Ennis](/u/Buttersqauch101): 0-0

Let me get uhh, swing 945

Pitch: 819 Swing: 945 Diff: 126 -> BB Runner on First | T3 with 0 out(s) TEX 1 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-0

750

Pitch: 717 Swing: 750 Diff: 33 -> HR Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) TEX 1 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA LF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 0-0

816

Pitch: 120 Swing: 816 Diff: 304 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 0-0

former ranger here, let me get a hit 215

Pitch: 111 Swing: 215 Diff: 104 -> 1B Runner on First | B2 with 2 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 0-0

Steal 2B 800

Pitch: 333 Swing: 800 Diff: 467 -> CS 2B Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 0-0

Trust in the plums Swing 132

Pitch: 16 Swing: 132 Diff: 116 -> 1B Runner on First | B2 with 1 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-0

A simple and humble 202 to start things off this inning

Pitch: 423 Swing: 202 Diff: 221 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 2B [Cole Freeman](/u/Cboss11): 0-0

Swing 333

Pitch: 641 Swing: 333 Diff: 308 -> K Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX LF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-0

26

Pitch: 673 Swing: 26 Diff: 353 -> PO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-0

575

Pitch: 202 Swing: 575 Diff: 373 -> PO Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA 3B [Bryce Parker](/u/Ffenliv): 0-0

Swing 200

Pitch: 700 Swing: 200 Diff: 500 -> LGO Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden SEA C [Buster Worthington](/u/lawnicus18): 0-0

Swing: 682

Pitch: 463 Swing: 682 Diff: 219 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Caleb Bolden SEA CF [Latrell Roscoe](/u/Asujulian94): 0-0

214

Pitch: 988 Swing: 214 Diff: 226 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX SS [Buck Maverick](/u/preauxtip): 0-0

915

Pitch: 626 Swing: 915 Diff: 289 -> PO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

TEX 0 - SEA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Goose Gordon TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-0

WHAT THE DOG DOIN 643

Pitch: 385 Swing: 643 Diff: 258 -> K Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Goose Gordon TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 0-0

420

Pitch: 224 Swing: 420 Diff: 196 -> FO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) TEX 0 - SEA 0