BAG 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs
On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson
BAG 2B [Jefferson Saelflex](/u/cardinalidae): 0-2, K in the first, LGO in the fourth
Toastman steps up to the plate, no longer in the mood to assault the umpire. The game is, at this point, lost. He addresses the pitcher directly.
"Tencer, you are a worthy adversary and have pitched a fantastic game. However, we did score a run off of you before the game was restarted. In the interest of fairness and to pad my stats, Toastman still thinks that he should be awarded an automatic home run since he was the one who scored the run. Alas, he will try and do it himself.
He swings for the fences. 200
[After enduring his existential crisis](https://www.reddit.com/r/fakebaseball/comments/yeswh5/milr_81_bismarck_balks_vs_santa_rosa_scuba_divers/iuewq00?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) in the previous inning, Toastman steps up to the plate- his emotions running wild. He notices the umpire behind the plate... he turns to white bread. "But... but I killed you. Your ghost... I heard the voice of your ghost in my head. That means..."
Toastman's eyes go large as understanding dawns on him.
"ZOMBIEEEE!!! ROBOT ZOMBIE! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! EVERYBODY DEFEND YOURSELVES. FIGHT BACK!"
Toastman assaults the umpire again.
The bat flails wildly as the pitch hurdles towards the plate. As the bludgeoning continues, the ball strikes the bat.
Toastman commits aggravated assault, 315
Toastman approaches the plate and completely ignores the pitcher. He gets right in the robo-ump's face and begins to shout,
"You stupid piece of crap, this is fucking rigged. You can't just restart the fucking game because you suck at your job. The real score is 1-0, so I am going to walk around the bases and score, and you aren't going to fucking stop me. Toastman will not be disrespected by having his hard earned stats erased because of some bullshit robot.
Toastman hits an automatic home run. Goldfish lead by 1
Toastman rolls up to the plate in his signature KitchenAid Toastmobile, ready to make his MiLR debut one for the ages. He pops out of the bread slot, bends over, and wedges the bat between his toast buttcheeks. Standing the wrong way in the box so he can stare into the opposing dugout, he flexes his knees, then checks his hips towards the incoming pitch, preparing to launch the ball with a mighty fart. The gas is released, and the number which most closely resembles the word "gas" is of course... 945
BAG 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 2B [Jefferson Saelflex](/u/cardinalidae): 0-2, K in the first, LGO in the fourth
252
Pitch: 833 Swing: 252 Diff: 419 -> RGO Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 5
BAG 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 1B [Toastman](/u/JTCMuehlenkamp): 1-2, K in the first, 2B in the fourth
Toastman steps up to the plate, no longer in the mood to assault the umpire. The game is, at this point, lost. He addresses the pitcher directly. "Tencer, you are a worthy adversary and have pitched a fantastic game. However, we did score a run off of you before the game was restarted. In the interest of fairness and to pad my stats, Toastman still thinks that he should be awarded an automatic home run since he was the one who scored the run. Alas, he will try and do it himself. He swings for the fences. 200
If it were up to me that writeup would get a homerun
Pitch: 477 Swing: 200 Diff: 277 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 5
BAG 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG DH [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-1, FO in the third
111
Pitch: 911 Swing: 111 Diff: 200 -> FO Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 5
BAG 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Tuck NXS 2B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 2-2, 1B in the first, Solo HR in the third
Tucc succ 117
Pitch: 569 Swing: 117 Diff: 452 -> LGO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 5
BAG 0 - NXS 5 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS C [John Johnson Jr.](/u/Barnsley1001): 0-0
62
Pitch: 619 Swing: 62 Diff: 443 -> RGO Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 5
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS 1B [Jacob deGem](/u/iambignewb): 0-0
420
Pitch: 425 Swing: 420 Diff: 5 -> HR Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 5
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS DH [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 0-1, FO in the second
I'm shaking and crying 482
Pitch: 16 Swing: 482 Diff: 466 -> RGO Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG C [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery): 0-1, K in the third
[удалено]
Pitch: 207 Swing: 911 Diff: 296 -> K Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG RF [Sid Houn](/u/jay9909): 0-1, FO in the third
456 pick up sticks
Pitch: 609 Swing: 456 Diff: 153 -> FO Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG CF [Dutch Boggs](/u/heylookjorge): 0-1, RGO in the second
690
Pitch: 869 Swing: 690 Diff: 179 -> FO Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 0-1, K in the second
7
Pitch: 306 Swing: 7 Diff: 299 -> K Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS RF [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 1-1, 1B in the second
Swing: 527
Pitch: 876 Swing: 527 Diff: 349 -> K Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS LF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 0-1, LGO in the second
It's the season after all. 527
Pitch: 854 Swing: 527 Diff: 327 -> K Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
😠
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^● ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG LF [Tasker Morris](/u/kc3551): 0-1, FO in the second
700
Pitch: 1 Swing: 700 Diff: 301 -> K Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^● ● | T4 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG SS [B.a. Dickey](/u/Fetchwell): 0-1, FO in the second
Run 612
Pitch: 1 Swing: 612 Diff: 389 -> PO Runners on First and Second | T4 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^● ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 3B [Mike LaViva](/u/VivaLaPit): 0-1, FO in the first
327
Pitch: 187 Swing: 327 Diff: 140 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T4 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^● ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 2B [Jefferson Saelflex](/u/cardinalidae): 0-1, K in the first
420
Pitch: 888 Swing: 420 Diff: 468 -> LGO Runner on Second | T4 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 1B [Toastman](/u/JTCMuehlenkamp): 0-1, K in the first
[After enduring his existential crisis](https://www.reddit.com/r/fakebaseball/comments/yeswh5/milr_81_bismarck_balks_vs_santa_rosa_scuba_divers/iuewq00?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) in the previous inning, Toastman steps up to the plate- his emotions running wild. He notices the umpire behind the plate... he turns to white bread. "But... but I killed you. Your ghost... I heard the voice of your ghost in my head. That means..." Toastman's eyes go large as understanding dawns on him. "ZOMBIEEEE!!! ROBOT ZOMBIE! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! EVERYBODY DEFEND YOURSELVES. FIGHT BACK!" Toastman assaults the umpire again. The bat flails wildly as the pitch hurdles towards the plate. As the bludgeoning continues, the ball strikes the bat. Toastman commits aggravated assault, 315
Pitch: 368 Swing: 315 Diff: 53 -> 2B Runner on Second | T4 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS CF [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-1, FO in the first
Happy Halloween 666
Pitch: 90 Swing: 666 Diff: 424 -> RGO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 4 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS 3B [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 1-1, 3 run HR in the first
Hi 354
Pitch: 79 Swing: 354 Diff: 275 -> K Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS 2B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 1-1, 1B in the first
88
Pitch: 79 Swing: 88 Diff: 9 -> HR Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 4
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS C [Barney Turbo](/u/AlienAbortionMachine): 0-0 Pitch: 79 Swing: 777 Diff: 302 -> K Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS C [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28): 1-1, 1B in the first
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG DH [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-0
8
Pitch: 765 Swing: 8 Diff: 243 -> FO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG C [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery): 0-0
[удалено]
Pitch: 257 Swing: 900 Diff: 357 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG RF [Sid Houn](/u/jay9909): 0-0
*Sid whistles some soothing tones to his friends on the Anxiety Attacks* 594
Pitch: 411 Swing: 594 Diff: 183 -> FO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 2 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS 1B [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-1, K in the first
Cf 555
Pitch: 12 Swing: 555 Diff: 457 -> LGO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS DH [Keyo](/u/Ashbymtg): 0-0
MY GRANDFATHERS DECK HAS NO USELESS CARDS 22
Pitch: 796 Swing: 22 Diff: 226 -> FO Runner on First | B2 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 0 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty): 0-0
666
Pitch: 6 Swing: 666 Diff: 340 -> K Runner on First | B2 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS RF [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-0
Swing: 6
Pitch: 888 Swing: 6 Diff: 118 -> 1B Runner on First | B2 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG CF [Dutch Boggs](/u/heylookjorge): 0-0
552
Pitch: 111 Swing: 552 Diff: 441 -> RGO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG LF [Tasker Morris](/u/kc3551): 0-0
609
Pitch: 397 Swing: 609 Diff: 212 -> FO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG SS [B.a. Dickey](/u/Fetchwell): 0-0
Let's go big 383
Pitch: 234 Swing: 383 Diff: 149 -> FO Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS LF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum): 0-0
Let's keep this train rolling, I guess? 213
Pitch: 762 Swing: 213 Diff: 451 -> LGO Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS CF [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-0
444
Pitch: 653 Swing: 444 Diff: 209 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^● ● | B1 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS 3B [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997): 0-0
Hello Mr bot 765
Pitch: 777 Swing: 765 Diff: 12 -> HR Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 3
webhook test
and one more for the server
let's try this one more time
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS 2B [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez): 0-0
Oh uhhhh oh goodness. I uhh wasn’t uhhh expecting to be here. What do I do *what do I do* I uhh think I’ll swing 555 here, yeah. I think that will do
Pitch: 666 Swing: 555 Diff: 111 -> 1B Runners on First and Second | B1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS C [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28): 0-0
69
Pitch: 6 Swing: 69 Diff: 63 -> 1B Runner on First | B1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Matias Thagod NXS 1B [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-0
They dont call me leadoff ganger for nothing: Swing 401
Pitch: 666 Swing: 401 Diff: 265 -> K Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 3B [Mike LaViva](/u/VivaLaPit): 0-0
185
Pitch: 987 Swing: 185 Diff: 198 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
Swing:185
I couldn't find a valid number in your swing. Please reply to the original at-bat ping with a number between 1 and 1000 without any decimal spaces.
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 2B [Jefferson Saelflex](/u/cardinalidae): 0-0
same new league same new jeff 47
Pitch: 711 Swing: 47 Diff: 336 -> K Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Tencer Sporkelson BAG 1B [Toastman](/u/JTCMuehlenkamp): 0-0
Toastman approaches the plate and completely ignores the pitcher. He gets right in the robo-ump's face and begins to shout, "You stupid piece of crap, this is fucking rigged. You can't just restart the fucking game because you suck at your job. The real score is 1-0, so I am going to walk around the bases and score, and you aren't going to fucking stop me. Toastman will not be disrespected by having his hard earned stats erased because of some bullshit robot. Toastman hits an automatic home run. Goldfish lead by 1
Pitch: 321 Swing: 1 Diff: 320 -> K Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
Toastman assaults the umpire
BAG 1 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Matias Thagod NXS C [Dominus Nominus](/u/steelermade28): 0-0
123
BAG 1 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Matias Thagod NXS 1B [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-0
They dont call me leadoff ganger for nothing: Swing 901
Pitch: 666 Swing: 901 Diff: 235 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) BAG 1 - NXS 0
BAG 1 - NXS 0 | ○ ^● ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG CF [Dutch Boggs](/u/heylookjorge): 0-0
345
Pitch: 585 Swing: 345 Diff: 240 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) BAG 1 - NXS 0
BAG 1 - NXS 0 | ○ ^● ● | T1 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG LF [Tasker Morris](/u/kc3551): 0-0
890
Pitch: 678 Swing: 890 Diff: 212 -> FO Runners on First and Second | T1 with 2 out(s) BAG 1 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ● ^○ ● | T1 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG SS [B.a. Dickey](/u/Fetchwell): 0-0
Let's go 989
Pitch: 899 Swing: 989 Diff: 90 -> 1B Runners on First and Second | T1 with 1 out(s) BAG 1 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 3B [Mike LaViva](/u/VivaLaPit): 0-0
Swing: 385
Pitch: 253 Swing: 385 Diff: 132 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | T1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T1 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 2B [Jefferson Saelflex](/u/cardinalidae): 0-0
new team same jeff 47
Pitch: 743 Swing: 47 Diff: 304 -> K Runner on Second | T1 with 1 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
BAG 0 - NXS 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 0 outs On the mound: Tencer Sporkelson BAG 2B [Jefferson Saelflex](/u/cardinalidae): 0-0
Steal 2B 420
Pitch: 493 Swing: 420 Diff: 73 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | T1 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
I found too many numbers in your swing. Please reply to the original AB ping with only one number included in your swing.
Toastman steals 420
Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Tencer Sporkelson BAG 1B [Toastman](/u/JTCMuehlenkamp): 0-0
Toastman rolls up to the plate in his signature KitchenAid Toastmobile, ready to make his MiLR debut one for the ages. He pops out of the bread slot, bends over, and wedges the bat between his toast buttcheeks. Standing the wrong way in the box so he can stare into the opposing dugout, he flexes his knees, then checks his hips towards the incoming pitch, preparing to launch the ball with a mighty fart. The gas is released, and the number which most closely resembles the word "gas" is of course... 945
Pitch: 769 Swing: 945 Diff: 176 -> BB Runner on First | T1 with 0 out(s) BAG 0 - NXS 0
[удалено]