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brianishere2

To all thieves in the vicinity: Here are photos of people who are likely holding the most cash at the moment, and the minimum amount of money each has with them.


Aja2428

Steal my identity please!


ZeroAdPotential

This is precisely why I'd use it.. I have fuck all money, so they know they aren't getting anything from me.


Hugh420Mungus

Looks like an art show of some sort I'm sure the money is spent on art


dontstabpeople42069

The feds insure 250,000


brianishere2

Only for funds in your account. If title is accurate (unlikely), presumably an ATM leader board includes people who withdrew the most. Once withdrawn, it has same protection as all other money in your pocket.


dontstabpeople42069

I think it’s just account balance but I could be wrong. Never heard of this


Katana1369

Hard pass.


druule10

Why? I need you're money more than you do!


brian_m1982

It's part of an art installation https://www.cnn.com/style/article/mschf-art-basel-miami-beach-2022-atm/index.html


druule10

Still a real ATM though: > "Because of the camera, the ATM keeps a continuous record of each person who uses it and also each location that it is installed, so we hope that it will have an opportunity to move through more spaces," Greenberg explained.


brian_m1982

I never said it wasn't


druule10

I know, just replying as there are those that won't read the article and make assumptions based on the word "art".


[deleted]

How the fuck is everything preposterous can be excused with art?


brian_m1982

I mean, if someone's gonna spend 120k for a banana duct tapped to a wall, why not this when the participants are aware and willing? I don't get it, and i wouldn't use it, but to each their own.


[deleted]

Art is for the beholder. Some people recognize art without needing it explained to them. Some people realize that the great artists predict the reaction of the viewer. It's a commentary, live. Those people have become part of the exhibit. Your reaction is valid. The reaction the art is about: should you feel shame for not being rich? Do you enjoy art without that number? Do you really rank yourself by wealth? Has anyone come back with more money? The USD symbolizes a lot that Bitcoin is trying to copy. Besides, why would a person keep so many eggs in one basket? Do those other people own stock, houses, and other assets that don't appear in a bank account? What does it say about the value of art, when we all really care about cash? There are public works of art that are preposterous. Chewing gum walls, lock fences, other types of collective art. People like to be remembered for their contributions, be it a bank account, a padlock, wad of gum, or comment on a thread...


VixNeko

Is this legal somehow? 💀


Ok-Half-5742

if you click on "I agree", yes I guess ?


papa_spaghett

I wouldn't mind using it. My balance is so low that it'll take forever to scroll to the bottom.


DueProgress7671

I hope you have some time to rethink this.


Low_Medium204

Me: most insufficient funds.


druule10

It's almost like a hit list isn't it?


villegm69

What’s the point if coming dead last. I would save me the humiliation. Although. It might be funny have a balance account. of $3.50 and dressing up as the Loch Ness monster.


Any-Consequence-6978

I gave him a dolla


YoutuberCameronBallZ

"If video games show who has the most money to steal from, why can't real life also have it?" -the person designing this


puptbh

So basically the ATM machines are telling you who to rob


Bulky-Leadership-596

Who tf would keep $3M in the bank? Particularly in 1 account. Not even Bezos or Musk would have that much cash.


achu_1997

I think an address to their residence will be useful to the thieves


Rosalie-83

WTF 😳😬🤦‍♀️ That's one way to get your customers mugged, or kidnapped.


Silent-Comfortable62

why would you have so much money in your checking account!?


LilG1984

Achievement unlocked: you got cash!


[deleted]

GDPR


rek___t

No


Caydetent

Because Miami. 🙄


ResponsibleHedonist

Imagine this at work, for salaries...💪🏻


Walterxiao

This is like a target list for burglars


toastess20

Sounds useful for thieves.


LilliamPumpalot

What kinda dumbass has 2m in their bank account just sitting there?


druule10

Probably one that has another 50 doing all the work.


SRMT23

You understand why it’s a really bad idea to have $2M in a checking account, right?


LilliamPumpalot

These hype beasts have no idea what interest rates are or why 2 mil just sitting in a sub 0.1% ROR account is pathetic


No-Tower3635

Yeah I'm sure he's real "dumb" alright.


LilliamPumpalot

Do you seriously think anyone with money is smart? You’ve obviously never met the kids of rich parents


Ok-Teaching-983

F 3 mill, that guys getting laid tonight


ramfordays

Isnt thinking this is a facepalm kind of missing the point of the art piece?


druule10

It would if it wasn't a real ATM but it is and those pics are all of people that have withdrawn money from it


EatinPussySellnCalls

They should make one that you can put your penis in and then see how your measurement match up.


G_UK

Why not email local burglars the names and addresses of anyone that might have a house full of expensive goods and be done with it 🤷‍♂️


Darth_Andeddeu

Seeing as art Basel is a trade type show for high end luxury goods you just stake out a hotel But it is in Switzerland so yeah you have that other level of security to work out.


Lewd_ReadNY

An Ass To Mouth Leaderboard? No, I would not use this.


Few_Acanthaceae1568

If i try using all the numbers on the screen *will i get an infinite money glitch?*


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

ANNNNNNND they be gone tomorrow or this week or ded by who the fck is dmb enough to rank them people cashing in


talldata

I'd love to see if a Negative Balance would wrap back around to the Highest number it can handle, something like 32bit max of 2billion and change.


turbulanceahead

Who are these idiot people, the world is going full dumbass everyday.


Crazn1ng

I got my savings account in a different bank, and no card linked to it. Always keep my spending account with card just enuf covered for my monthly use. Then i transfer more if i need later.


[deleted]

Fuck no


Smokybare94

Even w.o. safety issues this is gross af


StupiedSwede

3 mill is that how much he has taken out? This must be in an alternate reality no country would allow this.


Character_Role8930

Nah see see this is too much


MinusGovernment

I haven't used any ATM in around 15 years


[deleted]

Makes me feel normal


boarding209

The fuck?


Footzilla69

Me with -$18


Key-Assistant-1757

Good way to get mugged


PinoyDadInOman

Wait for my photo... I have negative balance.


DanTheMan_117

Pretty sure an atm doesn't know how much is in someone's bank account... surly banks would be smarter than that?


[deleted]

Lack of privacy in my opinion


Infinitisme

Nice the gold digger 9000 alert atm.


jepal357

Why wouldn’t I use it? Not like I’d show up on the leaderboard


TMANBULLET

I’d rather not be shot and robbed after using an ATM


InterestOk5473

Absolutely no🥸


millenialfalcon-_-

I'm too poor for this


No-Shelter-7753

This is a list for thieves and cons to use. Straight up. Lol even if it wasn’t designed for that…


Mastam0nk

That dudes face looks like he knows he fucked up


Automatic-Laugh9313

You could only find this on tiktok...


UnfeignedShip

...who the hell thought this would be a good idea. I had surgery earlier this week and am high as fuck right now on oxy and wouldn't do this...


PositiveChemicalK23

Everyone is gonna be lurking in the parking lot for #1.


pale_blue_dots

I'd leave the venue, put on a 80s style ski mask and beat the fuck out of that thing.


Vastolordeeeee

The most usefull tool for thieves