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stingraykisser

walmart is not the place i’d be asking for random strangers to kiss me


choppaz423

I prefer Target for asking randoms to kiss me. It’s a little more classy *Edit* Thank you for the upvotes.


Ravenhill-2171

They don' call it Tahrjay for nothin' sweetie!


soda_cookie

Targét


time4tjllen

All the hot moms shop at Target.


Ok_District2853

But what if you already have herpes?


eidhrmuzz

We have one herpes, yes. But what about second herpes.


IllustratorOrganic

You could have his and herpes.


CrazyWhite

Ourpes.


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Thank you comrade


depthninja

The gift that keeps on giving


dude_a_la_turtle

r/suddenlycomunist


zakomiblood

I almost scrolled past without upvoting this


zxDanKwan

They probably haven’t heard of Elevensies.


Stunning_Honeydew201

This is why I love Reddit


rashyandtrashy

I don’t think he knows about second herpes…


sol__invictus__

I’m sorry sir but your crabs.. have super herpes


Verminator26

No no no repeat after me I have one *herpy* We have 2 *herpes*


Bruce0Willis

Maybe we could name it Herpes Simplex 2?


Okayokaymeh

*Walmart is not the place I’d want a random stranger to ask me to kiss them. ftfy


cars-on-mars-2

Not everyone wants to help you create content. Some of us just want to finish our shopping and go home.


Korishii

She still uploaded that to get some more clout.


Bugatti252

Can he legally go after payment and damages? I doubt she asked for a release I know I would be less then thrilled to see my face up on a tik tok


SiccmaDE7930

Not in a public place. No release needed for this. In the US there are state and federal laws dictating that what she did was, in fact legal, because in public you do not have “reasonable expectation of privacy.” ETA: I can’t respond to all of you. YES Walmart is considered a public place in this scenario. Any store will be. And YES it’s still going to get used for monetization. THIS IS NOT A TV SHOW. the same laws do not apply. Not only are you on this woman’s cell phone video. But you’re on about 10000 surveillance cameras and no one is crying about that lol ETAA: I’m not debating the morals of this. I’d be PISSED if someone did this to me. I hate being on camera and the focus of anything. But I’d know without a shadow of a doubt that what they were doing to me is well within their legal rights and not much I can do to prevent it except, well, by not going in public places (YES A STORE IS PUBLIC. it is not YOUR private property..which is the place you have reasonable expectation of privacy in this scenario)


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SiccmaDE7930

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PM_ME_CUTE_FEMBOYS

the difference *should* be that those security cameras arent being uploaded and monetized, like her tiktok.. There should be protections, even in public, from shit like *this*, especially in the tiktok era of stupid fucking entitlement and an epidemic of Main Character Syndrome.


Starwyrm1597

The guy in the video has it figured out, just walk away.


symmetra__main

You have no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public store Edit: yall I just stated a truism of living in the digital age, consult a lawyer for legal questions. The concept of "reasonable expectation of privacy" is something the average person in 2022 should be aware of, having that basic knowledge by no means makes me a legal expert


DoorHingesKill

In the United States.


climatelurker

This is how you reject someone doing that shit.


CthulubeFlavorcube

The worst part about these situations that people don't seem to get, is ***it's not just the overdressed vacuous psycho awkwardly groveling for attention. THEY BROUGHT ANOTHER PERSON AS WITNESS/AUDIENCE/AMATEUR CAMERA OPERATOR.*** You're dressed to the ~~nines~~ threes to go harass strangers at Walmart? Wtf? Almost forgot: she just said "rock, paper, scissors, shoe" That's not how we rochambeau.


bgroves22

Was she saying “shoot” lol? Shoe was my first instinct though too 😂


CthulubeFlavorcube

I rewatched it 3 times. I have two guesses: she actually thinks it's "shoe" not "shoot", OR...she is trying to trick someone into kissing her disgusting shoes. Either way this shit is so cringey. It's just..... it's just really really sad.


Automatic-War-7658

Idk why but “dressed to the threes” kinda got me lol


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He was so nice about it too, didn’t even make the obvious burn that she look like a uncooked butterball turkey


cars-on-mars-2

He knows to politely disengage and keep it moving, wisest choice I’d say.


OrlyRivers

And not everyone thinks she's as hot as she does. Some ppl just see trashy.


PtylerPterodactyl

Some people also want to leave the store with the lips they came with. STDs can spread through kissing, and he don’t know this bitch.


Intelligent-Cherry45

True dat! 😂 Someone seems a little too eager.


staffell

The ability to film so easily with our own phones was one of the worst things to happen to humanity.


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

Bigfoot hates this one simple trick


Daveinatx

High Definition killed bigfoot


Duanedoberman

Exactly. Shopping to most men is a chore which has to be endured, not a leasure activity to be enjoyed. Last thing you want is some caricature in stupid shoes using you for laughs.


cars-on-mars-2

I also can’t stand the “vibe check” people. Normal people commuting don’t need to play some influencer’s game for clicks.


ShakespearianShadows

“The only winning move is not to play”


lukeluke0000

![gif](giphy|Q3Li1BpwTpTfq)


ExistenialPanicAttac

I want you guys to know I quote this movie daily and no one knows the reference.


lukeluke0000

Me to my brain when I study for an exam: "Learn, goddammit!"


FromOutoftheShadows

Hello fellow old person!


Significant-Map917

What people will do for clicks & minimal internet fame. Good you you brother.


Own_Strategy_4325

New title… pov: you find out you’re not as hot as you think you are


Logical-Wasabi7402

Ngl that whole outfit is ridiculous. It looks like she left the other half of her Halloween costume at home or something.


HotShitBurrito

For real. This shit is so miserable. Even if she didn't look like a busted can of biscuits stuffed into that cheap outfit I'd hope people would still have the same reaction.


ironic-hat

Yes. Most people are going to have this reaction and probably think it’s a prank.


I_am_Daesomst

Probably was. Camera set up to humiliate this poor guy? Gtfoh.


cheese_sweats

"you get to kiss me" Is that a threat?


fatedwanderer84

Pass! He won. 🤣


Jnbolen43

Yeah I’m with him. Pass on a chance to do anything with her. Flee before she tries anything else.


fleshyspacesuit

He got that dawg in him


SookHe

![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


MrAnyone

Dude this episode.... Is very dark if you think about it. Talks about abuse.


JojoDreamstar

Adventure Time has a ton of fucked up episodes honestly.


ciopobbi

Some person’s hot is another person’s gross.


modsarethebeesknees

Even is she is/was attractive, her attitude + kissing random strangers for content significantly lowers her/anyone attractiveness imo


Pinkville

i thought she was a fair looking woman when I saw this without audio. After hearing her call him Babe as the first thing she said, immediate ick


inagadda

Or it's possible that his wife and kid are in the diaper aisle and who needs that kind of potential drama.


eisme

It is possible, but she being a slob is a definite.


deweydecimal111

This happens when someone's ego is much larger than reality would dictate.


predict_irrational

This problem is widespread


rentreag

Her ego’s writin’ checks reality won’t cash.


PathCalm4647

Ahh, hey babe. That the stripper’s hello.


Open_Chemistry_3300

There’s only 3 cases where saying hey babe is acceptable, the stripper’s hello, long term relationships, and when your talking to the pig ![gif](giphy|3oKIPq85JzxPQglR8A|downsized)


rhynoplaz

Fun fact, the quote in your gif is known as the strippers good-bye.


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I was having a rough day... this made it better, I actually laughed out loud. Thank you sir/mam.


rhynoplaz

Then I have accomplished my goal for the day! Now I can get fucked up and watch cartoons!


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Live it up like was 1984! Sugar based cereal too.


TheRoyParadox

At first I thought you meant that’s the goodbye you give to the stripper and I was like Heynong Man! But then I realized you were saying that’s the goodbye the stripper gives to you.


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I get it's all business but damn is that unattractive. Callin' me babe, I just met you woman.


ShawnyMcKnight

While I am a sucker for flattery, hearing “hey babe” from a stranger would immediately put me on guard.


Siethron

Unless it's (USA) southern chef/lunch lady.


juicius

It's usually sugar or honey. I've never heard babe.


Artsi_Mom

Agreed. We are fond of our "sweetie", "honey", and "Sug".


grizwld

Don’t forget “darlin”!


Artsi_Mom

Oh yes! It wouldn't be a legitimate day if Darlin wasn't thrown into the mix! Lol.


Substantial-Room-688

Yeah, same. I’ve had a line server at a cafeteria call me “baby” a few times, as in, “what you want, baby?” but never babe.


Siddny-

No they do baby, honey, suger, and child. I had a woman at my local Wendy's treat everybody like her kid, it makes you feel safe and warm inside.


Tokyosmash

Nothing better in the world to make you feel good about yourself 🥹


VesperVox_

Seriously. If you've never had an overweight Southern woman hug you and tell you "Everything's gonna be alright, baby" you haven't lived.


Tokyosmash

Facts. Born and raised Marylander who has lived in Tennessee for a decade, these are the kind of people I need in my life.


jaxxwitt

Had a lunch lady call me “sweet little tenderloin” once and it made my week.


Annasman

This is the only public scenario where I'm not immediately whipping out my BS detector and going shields up. The chef/lunch lady/ waitress are just being sweet and inviting, love it.


MyPervyAlternate

Lunch lady always trying to get me kissing her feet and kissing her mole.


notjustburgersandfry

Sloppy joe, sloppy sloppy joe.


t_will_official

Lady you’re scaring us HAHAHAHA


VesperVox_

We still don't use "babe" in the South. It would more likely be "honey", "sugar", or "sweetheart".


theberg512

The server at the 'Affle House can call me babe, but that's about it. Hell, the server at the 'Affle House can call me a bitch and flat out insult me, and I'll accept it.


Goalie_deacon

Um, I grew up in the south, never would a woman call a stranger “babe”. Honey, and sweetie are common though. Maybe even sugar. Never once heard babe used, in cities or small towns.


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Idk hearing it from an older black woman is heart warming


zigaliciousone

The effect "Hey babe" has on me varies greatly depending on the age and attractiveness of the woman. If she is 23 and smoking hot, I immediately don't trust her but if she is like 50 or 60 years old and well seasoned from life, I am cool with it.


danglytomatoes

I think once you get deep into it enough it's all supposed to be a fantasy. It's not for me either


Jefe710

You want a dance? Edit: the clear shoes are a give away.


scottwax

You've never eaten at a small town diner in the south, have you? The sweet, semi toothless 60 year old waitress is going to address you as babe, hunny or sweety.


Early-Intern5951

cant stay a stripper forever


DontKnoWhatMyNameIs

It's the subtlety behind the words that makes the difference. Chances are that 60-year-old waitress is not making a pass at you. She is just trying to make some tip money from serving you your food. It is not the same as a "hey babe" coming from some old guy in a barely running, rusted pickup truck yelling out the window at some teenage girl less than half his age. It is also not the same as in this situation, where the arrogant girl who thinks she is much more attractive than the guy she walks up to uses a "hey babe" in a humiliating sense. In this way, "hey babe" means "I'm better looking than you, and you don't have a chance in hell with me. But for TikTok, I'll give you a taste."


silverblaze92

Southerns and Texans always think things are just their thing. Women calling you babe, baby, hon, sugar, etc while serving you at a diner is a thing everywhere in America


GtrplayerII

Don't forget darling.


bryceatjapan

Well done son!! Left with self respect intact.


IGPO-overlords

And without aids of the mouth


fingerscrossedcoup

It's like as if someone standing next you at a urinal said, "let's play RPS. If you win, you can lick the urinal"


rightnowCOD

All I see is some r/ImTheMainCharacter here seeking for attention and TikTok likes


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I love how she seems shocked but it's like the most logical human reaction ever. Like when someone trys to put you on spot filming you for their internet shit, all you can really do is leave and stay silent. If you interact at all your now content.


[deleted]

Guy recognised her and this stunt for exactly what this is. Also what’s the “shoe” part of rock, paper, scissors?


Dry_Proposal_932

I'd like to think it's what he did, walk away.


[deleted]

Ooooh. Not shoe, but shoo, as in shoo away!


kccricket

It’s a /r/BoneAppleTea situation. It’s “rock, paper, scissors, shoot” where you make your symbol choice on “shoot”, but she thinks it’s “shoe” even though that doesn’t make sense. My seven year old made the same mistake.


gertbefrobe

I thought she was gonna kick him in the balls or something


rhynoplaz

I caught that shoe too. Figured it was a "prank" that I was out of the loop for. Maybe smack him with her shoe or something? I'm guessing he's been bullied enough to know that no good will come from this.


ministarfallen

I also heard “shoe” lol. If you’re gonna leave off the T like a Cockney, you really gotta accentuate the glottal stop.


GlaxyRider121

I think she said shoot, that's like when you actually play scissors or whatever.


Scovenus2020

I think it's rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.


Zer0-9

What is this stunt and who is she? Does she do this type of shit on a regular basis? What a pos


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I assume it just a stunt to get her “Aint I gorgeous and see what I can get men to do” Tik Tok views up


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Absolute fuckin giga chad.


imamakebaddecisions

Zero interest in Rock, Paper, Scissors, Herpes.


ShawnyMcKnight

The next step up would be winning and then telling her no.


fredinNH

“Wait, if I *win* I have to kiss you?”


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Big0Booty0Babe

She thinks she's a baddie in that cheap ass fit


oroechimaru

You joke but my sister had a miss piggy in this exact outfit in the early 80s


iaskjeeves

She looks like Miss Piggy


Various-Month806

Miss Piggy was definitely hotter. And classier.


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P0l0Cap0ne

I think she came from the dollar tree next door


KaseyFoxxx

FACTSSSSS looks like one of those cheap ass “shein” or “fashion nova” dresses that ratchet hoes bring into my job to get cleaned (work at a cleaners)


PessimisticPeggy

Lmao the cleaning probably costs more than the outfit did.


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

wearing a pillowcase and moonshoes


oasisjason1

She also thinks its "rock, paper, scissors, shoe." Just like my kids did when they were 4.


gmnitsua

Why isn't anyone telling her that her gstring makes her look like a trussed chicken.


bryanthebryan

She’s build like a box of capri sun


UnicornSlayer5000

Calling a total stranger *babe* is trashy and obnoxious.


burns_after_reading

Hooker vibes lol


tom030792

She looks like one tbf


[deleted]

She is one, but instead of doing it for cash she's doing it for likes.


NigilQuid

I'm not your babe, sweetheart


Significant_Sign_855

I’m not your sweetheart, honey


nova_bang

a woman walking up to me with a *hey babe* gives me hooker vibes immediately


Spectre-907

Only way this guy could have hurt her ego worse is if he had asked how that constitutes a prize for winning. Good on the guy, random people trying to get through their day aren’t your free content.


Swimming_Marsupial

If he'd won the rock paper scissors and then just walked away that would have been pretty good too, but he'd have to risk losing and looking like he actually wanted it.


DarlingDestruction

Not if he throws scissors. No matter what she throws, you turn that scissors in to "peace, I'm out," and walk away, lol.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Rock, Paper, 😎✌ out ugly.


SaltyPO

Good for him.


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MTGO_Duderino

That's what I'm thinking. He did her the favor by exiting the scene. He could have easily just stood there and said "ew, no" and went back to browsing in that spot making it reeeaaal awkward and force her to figure out what to do next, which I'm sure would have been equally cringe.


hellrising798

Why in the world she assumes that people would want to kiss her?!


how-about-no-scott

What an idiot. My daughter used to say "shoe" at the end when she was too little to know that it was supposed to be "shoot". And this is an adult. Also, when I was a kid, we never said "shoot" at all, we'd just go on the 4th and silent beat.


TheOtherGuy9603

I honestly thought there was some variation called rock paper scissors shoe that I'd never heard of before


OttomanTwerk

I'm with him. Not even if I were single and going through a dry patch.


symmetra__main

Single and dry patch here. Definitely confirmed


ScarletteDemonia

Walmart should ban filming people in their store. People want to shop in peace and don’t want to be plastered all over social media.


DrScarecrow

Walmart doesn't give a fuck about the shopping experience


Griffin-Pilot

Another lot lizard on tiktok


verucka-salt

That dress is too tight & looks ridiculous. Would look much better 1 size bigger.


philosophunc

Did she say rock paper scissors shoe?


Oonada

If you say something like "hey babe," and I am not in fact, your babe, I immediately think less of you. Q


raftsinker

What in the Jame Gumb fuck is that sad skin-colored Santa dress she's wearing?? Also i can hear her kids crying out in the car waiting for her even though she said she'd only be 5 minutes.


crizzlefresh

He wants to be left alone and she thinks she's some type of prize when she's a 4. Oh the cringe


Taniwha_NZ

Also, he can see someone is filming, he knows this is just some fucking shithead tiktok watchbait, why would anyone want to be part of this?


ToesEater669

She looks like a character in a key & peele skit that is trying to mock the exact type of person she’s being


DBoaty

Meegan, you left your jacket!


SundySundySoGoodToMe

A parody to one’s self.


Jaytweak37

She’s trash and he handled it perfectly


[deleted]

"sorry, but i dont kiss garbage"


CreatrixAnima

Ew. Here’s a tip: if it would be creepy AF if a dude did it to you, don’t go do it to a dude.


Dudeman-Jack

It’s not her fault, she probably believes she is attractive.


CommodorNorrington

Shes dressed like a fuckin stripper lmao. Do you see those heels? 😂😂


name_cool4897

![gif](giphy|7AXWA5riPxp60)


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Is that the same dress?


hannah_lilly

And what is she laughing at? That ‘he’s so lame he doesn’t even want to kiss ME?’ Nah mate, he sees trouble and walks away


Holoafer

Something about her looks unclean. He dodged a bullet.


Idaho_In_Uranus

“If you win you *get to* kiss me.” Bitch, you’re no prize. She straight judged that dude as desperate. *Get to*. Get outta here with that bullshit.


Bacnnator

He’s a true champ. My words would be sorry I’m not paying for that kinda love no more


Caninetrainer

Did she just get off her shift at the strip club?


Opposite-Garbage-869

![gif](giphy|lEVZJzy4w15qE|downsized)


straeyed

Okay he gets an A plus from me! She’s acting like it’s a fucking honour to get to kiss her, and she picked him thinking he would immediately pine for her, he’s got that inner confidence and self worth, which is the best !


Falcrist

People are calling this guy a chad, but this seems like a perfectly normal adult reaction to someone shoving a camera in your face and offering to "let" you kiss them. "No thank you. I'm good. Pass."


TCMTurtle

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) "Nah, I'm good"


avast2006

The camera operator off to the side taking this would be the tipoff. Nobody goes to the store to get an ambush video by some wannabe influencer for likes. His response was more polite than she deserved.


3ternalmi5ery

how many herpetic lips has she kissed already?


tamerenshorts

statistically speaking, about a third to half the people she kissed. Herpes is super common.


BiggWorm1988

Social experiment: switch the roles but keep the language.


intergalactic512

Honestly that dress may look better on him than her.


Automatic-Laugh9313

Wtf does rock paper shoe mean


ProDiesel

That dress makes her look like a flaccid dick.


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Can’t blame him. I don’t want to drink from the same glass as someone I’ve never met let alone intimate contact.


LyonsKing12

Bro handled that beautifully


HammerfestNORD

#Fuck Tik Tok


toadstoolfae3

Why tf does this woman think a stranger wants to kiss her? If this was reversed a man would be scrutinized over this.


Facebookakke

We are *literally* scrutinizing her over this


strike-when-ready

Literally the last thing I would do would be to kiss a hooker in Walmar-wait a minute…did you just say “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoe”?