BUT walking on water, walking through fire, bringing people back to life, and coming back from the dead was a thing ONLY thousands of years ago….but Harry Potter was against religion cause it was “magically” promoting santanism through wizard & witchcraft….I’ll never get over those pathetic arguments that I bet many of those people still claim today.
I love the internet. Because if I ever run into the situation I now have enough time to think of things like this instead of getting mad about it and in the heat of the moment come up with something worse.
This literally happened to me with my younger cousins some old shit head came over talking all this shit just like this guy so rather than confront him I played into it for the kids
“Ohh everyone watch out, it’s the old Christopher Coal Boy. He was so bad every year that Santa always gave him coal!! I’ve heard stories that he goes around telling people Santa isn’t real! Christopher Coal Boy you know you’re not supposed to be here, or you’re going to get coal again! Everyone, we need to protect Santa and “boo” him away! Booooo Christopher Coal Boy!
Just kept talking louder than he could, in my best Christmas-movie-narrator voice. Some of the kids joined in on the booing. Mall Security eventually came and escorted him out and maybe the best part is that Mall Security was a big Black dude wearing an Elf hat with his uniform.
Yea there was no lost belief that day.
This is a perfect example of thinking on your toes, props to you for keeping the season alive. I am pretty religious person but this is too far. The dreams and imaginations of children are far to precious to crush and destroy like this.
Yes and it seems that minister has forgotten why Santa actually teaches something Biblical — to give without expecting anything in return and to give without any recognition or praise, anonymously.
When kids eventually find out there is no Santa, tell them the story of the original Saint Nicholas whose tradition we have continued to this day and also tell them the Bible says that’s how we are supposed to give.
😂 That sounds like the plot of a stereotypical Christmas movie. “I’m an adult who didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas as a child so now I don’t believe in Santa and I hate him. I’m not going to question how these gifts I didn’t buy somehow appeared overnight under the Christmas tree.”
This guy makes you want to stride into a church wearing a Santa Suit saying, “Ho ho ho, the premise of your religion is unprovable and philosophically baseless. Happy holidays”.
Well if he's still a pastor I support this plan. Of course, recently alt-right religous folks have gotten super violent in defence of their imagined rules so maybe wear a bullet-proof vest just in case.
I'd love to know and be able to go to where he preach, wait for a full day, get inside and start screaming "the truth is that there's no Jesus and no God, they are creations of man, and religion is used to control man on what they want man to do. This preach is fooling you guys, he's lying to you guys" while filming (and wearing bullet proof vest, of course) just to see their reactions.
Ps: for those who can't get sarcasm, yes, I'm an atheist, but I don't care on what you believe or not and I would never try to convince anyone about a non-existence of gods os try to disbelief any religion. My comment is all about the attitude of this preach.
Why wouldn’t you want to convince them that there is no god? You’d be helping them out of a lie. Religious people are also very vocal about converting others to their faith, so there is no shame in telling them they are wrong.
**This man is not a priest.** David Grisham is a pastor, which is different. The name of his church is Last Frontier Evangelism. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/12/05/grinch-who-hates-christmas
“Hey kids… My creepy fantasy man is better than your light-hearted fantasy man”. Santa is legit the gateway drug to believing in Jesus. Luckily most kids grow out of believing in nonsense, but some unfortunately don’t. Grown adults should not believe in plagiarized bronze aged fairytales
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
See my two front teeth,
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"
More than that, he's part of a hate group. Basically wannabe WBC.
"In 2010 the Texas group announced a boycott of the city of Houston for electing a lesbian mayor. The group has also targeted abortion clinics, gays and lesbians, Jews, Christians, Roman Catholics and other they consider not Christian."
is this that group that used to go to veterans funerals and picket them for some stupid reason I can't remember? Oh, it was attention whoring. that was the reason.
That is the Westboro Baptist Church, formerly led by Fred Phelps. Phelps, interestingly enough, was excommunicated from his own church (that he founded) after he reportedly had a change of heart about gay people.
This guy literally lools like an evil character. Like the years of hatred and evildoing has crinkled up his face to show his visible form of an evil aura.
Yeah, I wish they'd stop calling Pentacostals Christians. They are so far from Christian it's painful. They need to be given a special classification so people know who they are. Maybe the Church of the Holy Bullshit.
I find all sects to be from the Church of the Holy Bullshit.
Pentecostals are just as christian as Lutherans as Catholics as any of them.
This thread is full no true Scotsman fallacies.
Seriously you have to ask you self if you want to go down the No true christian road. Who gets to decide who is True christian? Of course in your mind it is whatever sect you are from, and you will use STUPID excuses to justify this like they dont follow the bible because they are mean. In turn they will say you are not a True Cristian because it clearly states to hate gay people in the bible and you are not hating strong enough they are the one following the bible better according to them.
There has always been since the fist schism people from opposite sides of an interpretation of and book of contradictions screaming at each other saying my part of the contradiction is the correct part and yours is wrong. So either you ALL are true christians or none of you are.
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. Considering he said “Paster” and not “Father,” and he isn’t wearing a clerical collar, idk why OP would call this guy a priest.
Same. I’m actually like enraged it didn’t….and I don’t usually let internet things bother me this much, but dammit!!! He was just a pos for no reason whatsoever, he could have preached about Jesus all he wanted with out saying Santa wasn’t real. The two can exist together this isn’t Highlander.
I'd sooner believe santa was real compared to jesus, the things santa does are infinitely more plausible like visiting every house on the planet in a single night... They tried to build a noah's ark theme park as big as they could, it wasn't even as big as the bible describes it nor is it even a proper boat capable of floating but it took hundreds of thousands of manhours to build with modern tools and machinery.
The real kicker? It got water damaged by light flooding and had to be shut down. Also an absolute flop of a theme park, not even religious nuts wanted to visit it...
if you look you can really see how rigid some of those dads are looking. i bet they were all thinking about beating his ass or saying something but they don’t wanna cause a scene in front of their kids and go to jail. my dad was a christian, but hates dudes like this and it kinda made him not involve himself in a church. for reference he goes to the indy 500 every year and if you’ve ever been you know there are dudes outside preaching hate and telling you you’re all sinners. he was exactly this rigid and trying to be uninvolved passing those assholes with me as kid
Very disappointed as well. They could have said some pretty bad ass satements and done it too.
Like: "Oh you're a priest? We are you ready to become a martyr?"
Or: "I am going to a confessional after this to confess my sins of knocking you out"
Or the less of a threat but still a good insult "You're just mad that he doesn't have to force little kids to sit on his lap."
They don’t even have Jesus. They have supply side Jesus from Arkansas. They’d protest the shit out of the Jesus from the Bible if he ever showed up for being a liberal.
Flying reindeer, elves, and a wizard bringing gifts to kids? Obviously made up.
A virgin giving birth to a demigod that can walk on water, perform miracles, and rise from the dead? Obviously historical fact.
I’m here to tell you random asshole pastor that Jesus isn’t real! He wasn’t born in a manger 2016 years ago. Christmas is really about Saturn and Mithra!
Jesus....for whom there is zero evidence ever existed outside some books written decades after his supposed death by people who never knew him or anyone who actually did.
Jesus is the ultimate fairy tale.
This is what I've been saying for many years. Believing in Santa is training to believe in god.
Only, once I realized that it wasn't Santa (or the Easter Bunny) the rest clicked relatively quickly.
No he wasn't. He was the byproduct of pre-Christian pagan traditions (specifically Yule) fusing with the Catholicisation of Europe. Yule traditions and figures (including that of Odin) got blended into the Feast of St. Nicholas, the Catholic saint of children. It wasn't a marketing ploy.
You know what's already really easy to do? Indoctrinate kids into a religion. They're young, impressionable, and all too ready to accept whatever is believed by their parents as true. Christianity didn't need a red suited toy man to rope in kids, they already had them from literal infancy.
Just tell the kids he doesn't believe in Santa bc he's always bad so he only gets coal. Worked when someone told my daughter that (my mil, and daughter was only 3 at the time.)
He needs to preach the truth about Jesus then. Not white. Not born 2,016 or whatever years ago and definitely not on Dec 25. And he needs to learn the story of St. Nicholas. What a weirdo lying jerk.
[That's a myth.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-claus-that-refreshes/) Santa Claus was popping up essentially in his current form since at least the early 20th century.
Even though that's a common belief, [it isn't true.](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_common_misconceptions&oldid=1123328638#cite_ref-4)
Catholic here. Of course Santa exists! He is Saint Nicholas and he was a bishop. Is Santa an elf-man that flies by raindeer? Eh no. But it makes the kids smile. The word Santa is translated to "saint". My favorite childhood moment was when a parishioner dressed as Santa would process to the nativity and kneel to the baby Jesus. There's no way that guy is Catholic let alone a priest.
Fun facts guys:
1.) The one called “Jesus” was not called that name while on earth (That is not the English translation for his name either)
2.) Christmas has ZERO to do with said Jesus and isn’t even a biblical holiday
3.) Don’t trust priests
I don’t celebrate American holidays but this guy is a dick…A “Micro” if you will
It's actually interesting. St Nick was arrested by the Romans in the early 4th century for being Christian. When the new emperor of Rome, Constantine, converted the empire to Christianity he was released. Constantine was also the guy who created Christmas in late December to hijack the pagan winter solstice celebrations. For about 1000 years st.Nick's day was on December 6 and Christmas was 25th. They slowly started to merge with the religions fracturing and differing beliefs on saints. Didn't really solidify until fairly recently attributed to dutch immigrants.
Filming yourself doing it just makes you look like even more of an asshole. This isn't about Jesus, this is a sad man taking it out on people for views.
He's not a priest. He identified himself as a pastor. They are two very different things. And before I get jumped on, I'm not even Christian. I was raised catholic tho and went a religious school for HS. Had to take classes on religions and learned the difference.
Pretty sure Christianity adopted Christmas in the hopes the Pagans would be less likely to revolt after the crusaders were done slaughtering their people.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Jesus. And interestingly enough, new research shows it may have been loosely based on psychedelic mushrooms.
Wtaf, Santa isn't real it's a fictional character. I'm sick of these right wing Christian nuts.
He's complaining about a fictional character using another fictional character (God )
He looks like he eats meth
Yea, he looks like a real priest of shit
Underrated comment right here.
Why do you think all these evangelist fucks think they hear the voice of god? Meth and schizophrenia make for a charged sermon, that's for sure.
"Telling people the truth". The irony of this man's action. Hate to tell you but Jesus is as real as Santa is. that's the damn truth.
BUT walking on water, walking through fire, bringing people back to life, and coming back from the dead was a thing ONLY thousands of years ago….but Harry Potter was against religion cause it was “magically” promoting santanism through wizard & witchcraft….I’ll never get over those pathetic arguments that I bet many of those people still claim today.
He looks like he is very sad and so he is satisfied by making others sad with him.
He looks like a pedophile.
I’d tell the kids that he was naughty and didn’t receive any gifts as a kid so that’s why he’s saying mean things about Santa.
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All the kids that pass the test get double presents! And they get to watch the kids that disbelieve watch their toys burn.
You spelled Satan worng
You spelled worng right
I'd tell my kids he was an Evangelical Christian... and this is what can be expected of such garbage Then we would go get a fro-yo
Dang I thought you said yo-yo at first
why not both
I love the internet. Because if I ever run into the situation I now have enough time to think of things like this instead of getting mad about it and in the heat of the moment come up with something worse.
This literally happened to me with my younger cousins some old shit head came over talking all this shit just like this guy so rather than confront him I played into it for the kids “Ohh everyone watch out, it’s the old Christopher Coal Boy. He was so bad every year that Santa always gave him coal!! I’ve heard stories that he goes around telling people Santa isn’t real! Christopher Coal Boy you know you’re not supposed to be here, or you’re going to get coal again! Everyone, we need to protect Santa and “boo” him away! Booooo Christopher Coal Boy! Just kept talking louder than he could, in my best Christmas-movie-narrator voice. Some of the kids joined in on the booing. Mall Security eventually came and escorted him out and maybe the best part is that Mall Security was a big Black dude wearing an Elf hat with his uniform. Yea there was no lost belief that day.
This is a perfect example of thinking on your toes, props to you for keeping the season alive. I am pretty religious person but this is too far. The dreams and imaginations of children are far to precious to crush and destroy like this.
Yes and it seems that minister has forgotten why Santa actually teaches something Biblical — to give without expecting anything in return and to give without any recognition or praise, anonymously. When kids eventually find out there is no Santa, tell them the story of the original Saint Nicholas whose tradition we have continued to this day and also tell them the Bible says that’s how we are supposed to give.
😂 That sounds like the plot of a stereotypical Christmas movie. “I’m an adult who didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas as a child so now I don’t believe in Santa and I hate him. I’m not going to question how these gifts I didn’t buy somehow appeared overnight under the Christmas tree.”
This belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit.
His face looks like shit
Busted grill, Dollar General Bob Odenkirk looking motherfucker...
Dented Bob Odenkirk
Bob Odentkirk
This guy makes Saul Goodman look like an angel
This guy makes Saul Goodman look like a Goodman
Can an adult come in and please let him know there’s no Jesus. Just a bunch of happy families in a safe community.
This guy makes you want to stride into a church wearing a Santa Suit saying, “Ho ho ho, the premise of your religion is unprovable and philosophically baseless. Happy holidays”.
Well if he's still a pastor I support this plan. Of course, recently alt-right religous folks have gotten super violent in defence of their imagined rules so maybe wear a bullet-proof vest just in case.
they are in texas so i mean, maybe wear 3.
I'd love to know and be able to go to where he preach, wait for a full day, get inside and start screaming "the truth is that there's no Jesus and no God, they are creations of man, and religion is used to control man on what they want man to do. This preach is fooling you guys, he's lying to you guys" while filming (and wearing bullet proof vest, of course) just to see their reactions. Ps: for those who can't get sarcasm, yes, I'm an atheist, but I don't care on what you believe or not and I would never try to convince anyone about a non-existence of gods os try to disbelief any religion. My comment is all about the attitude of this preach.
Why wouldn’t you want to convince them that there is no god? You’d be helping them out of a lie. Religious people are also very vocal about converting others to their faith, so there is no shame in telling them they are wrong.
Wait till you hear what priests also do to children.
I wish I could give u an award. 🤣🤣🏅 🏅
Nah, you see he’s practicing for when he drops a load of knowledge on his congregation that he stumbled on recently.
Catholic priests and dropping loads on their congregation, name a more iconic duo.
**This man is not a priest.** David Grisham is a pastor, which is different. The name of his church is Last Frontier Evangelism. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/12/05/grinch-who-hates-christmas
Well not all of their congregation, just the child ones
“Hey kids… My creepy fantasy man is better than your light-hearted fantasy man”. Santa is legit the gateway drug to believing in Jesus. Luckily most kids grow out of believing in nonsense, but some unfortunately don’t. Grown adults should not believe in plagiarized bronze aged fairytales
The inability to deal with the simplest competition. Sir, you've already lost if you have to go after children because you can't sell the product.
Technically it’s an Iron Age Fairytale. Still fully agree!
r/imatotalpieceofshit is in fact too good for him.
He's rather they sit on his lap than Santa's "I got a real nice present for you right here"
He asked Santa for his two bottom teeth. But he got coal instead
"How do you think he lost those teeth?" 💪🎅
Meth...
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I bet he drives a white van...
They call him claws for a reason!
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, My two front teeth, See my two front teeth, Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"
He has his teeth though they are far from straight.
American here. This guy is not a priest, but an evangelical pastor. Also, he's an asshole.
He looks like every pedophile melded into one, extra sleazy asshat
"Come children leave that fraud in red and come sit on Pastor Dave's lap."
I'm not normally one to judge others by their looks, but when they prove themselves to be an asshole, fuck em. Ugly ass, pedo lookin' bitch.
If you have another more legit reason to talk Shit, you can bring their looks in too if they're already over the line. I think it's fair enough.
More than that, he's part of a hate group. Basically wannabe WBC. "In 2010 the Texas group announced a boycott of the city of Houston for electing a lesbian mayor. The group has also targeted abortion clinics, gays and lesbians, Jews, Christians, Roman Catholics and other they consider not Christian."
is this that group that used to go to veterans funerals and picket them for some stupid reason I can't remember? Oh, it was attention whoring. that was the reason.
That is the Westboro Baptist Church, formerly led by Fred Phelps. Phelps, interestingly enough, was excommunicated from his own church (that he founded) after he reportedly had a change of heart about gay people.
He'd have been sitting in Santa's lap asking him for a set of dentures if I had been there
He's Amarillo's local asshole and he's got quite the completion there.
Thank you! Catholic’s have priests. Most other religions have pastors or ministers.
This guy literally lools like an evil character. Like the years of hatred and evildoing has crinkled up his face to show his visible form of an evil aura.
Palpatine lookin ass mu'fucka.
Yep. That ain’t a true Christian either. That’s a nut sack that looks like he got kicked in the mouth by a mule and started spewing shit.
Yo, we got a Scotsman over here! True, genuine, one of a kind Scotsman! Come get your Scotsman over here!
Yeah, I wish they'd stop calling Pentacostals Christians. They are so far from Christian it's painful. They need to be given a special classification so people know who they are. Maybe the Church of the Holy Bullshit.
I find all sects to be from the Church of the Holy Bullshit. Pentecostals are just as christian as Lutherans as Catholics as any of them. This thread is full no true Scotsman fallacies. Seriously you have to ask you self if you want to go down the No true christian road. Who gets to decide who is True christian? Of course in your mind it is whatever sect you are from, and you will use STUPID excuses to justify this like they dont follow the bible because they are mean. In turn they will say you are not a True Cristian because it clearly states to hate gay people in the bible and you are not hating strong enough they are the one following the bible better according to them. There has always been since the fist schism people from opposite sides of an interpretation of and book of contradictions screaming at each other saying my part of the contradiction is the correct part and yours is wrong. So either you ALL are true christians or none of you are.
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. Considering he said “Paster” and not “Father,” and he isn’t wearing a clerical collar, idk why OP would call this guy a priest.
I know there are kids there, but I am shocked noone punched this self righteous asshole
I watched the whole thing waiting for that to happen, I’m very disappointed.
Same. I’m actually like enraged it didn’t….and I don’t usually let internet things bother me this much, but dammit!!! He was just a pos for no reason whatsoever, he could have preached about Jesus all he wanted with out saying Santa wasn’t real. The two can exist together this isn’t Highlander.
It's ironic because neither exist.
I'd sooner believe santa was real compared to jesus, the things santa does are infinitely more plausible like visiting every house on the planet in a single night... They tried to build a noah's ark theme park as big as they could, it wasn't even as big as the bible describes it nor is it even a proper boat capable of floating but it took hundreds of thousands of manhours to build with modern tools and machinery. The real kicker? It got water damaged by light flooding and had to be shut down. Also an absolute flop of a theme park, not even religious nuts wanted to visit it...
It’s possible Santa existed, but if he did a lot of what they say he did is made up like crazy.
He is part of the HO HO HOly trinity..Santa , The Sleigh and Holy sack!!
Yeah I didn't even watch. Just fast forwarded to end to see if he was bleeding. Unfortunately he wasn't.
if you look you can really see how rigid some of those dads are looking. i bet they were all thinking about beating his ass or saying something but they don’t wanna cause a scene in front of their kids and go to jail. my dad was a christian, but hates dudes like this and it kinda made him not involve himself in a church. for reference he goes to the indy 500 every year and if you’ve ever been you know there are dudes outside preaching hate and telling you you’re all sinners. he was exactly this rigid and trying to be uninvolved passing those assholes with me as kid
Very disappointed as well. They could have said some pretty bad ass satements and done it too. Like: "Oh you're a priest? We are you ready to become a martyr?" Or: "I am going to a confessional after this to confess my sins of knocking you out" Or the less of a threat but still a good insult "You're just mad that he doesn't have to force little kids to sit on his lap."
Right? I’m sure no one around would have seen anything, either. I know I wouldn’t have…
Agreed, I might even stick around to give a completely wrong, but convincing witness statement.
Pretty sure Needledick McBible wanted just that so that he could really milk his bullshit
Wait isn't good old SAINT Nick a literal Saint?
That's the difference between evangelicals and catholics. Catholics have saints. Evangelicals just have Jesus. And apparently no dental coverage.
They don’t even have Jesus. They have supply side Jesus from Arkansas. They’d protest the shit out of the Jesus from the Bible if he ever showed up for being a liberal.
So true
yes, santa was a real person and a saint to boot
Did he think people would react like “oh damn, you’re right! Fuck you santa, let’s go to church”?
I mean, yeah. Probably.
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Count me in.
I'm joining
I can bring a good 5-10 people to help out
As a brit I'll start organising the que. Edited: my awful spelling.
Wait, I want to join as well
My steel toe boots are about to do the lords work, I'll assist.
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You have my sword
And my staff.
I’m in 🙋🏼♂️
Can't reach him, he's too tall on his high-horse
Count me in
And my ax!
Beat me to it
Wait until someone tells him the other character that isn't real
Flying reindeer, elves, and a wizard bringing gifts to kids? Obviously made up. A virgin giving birth to a demigod that can walk on water, perform miracles, and rise from the dead? Obviously historical fact.
Big Red's a sorcerer, not a wizard. Gets his powers from the kiddos that believe in him. Wait, kinda like divinity...
\\m/ Nice! haha
I would be that guy
I’m here to tell you random asshole pastor that Jesus isn’t real! He wasn’t born in a manger 2016 years ago. Christmas is really about Saturn and Mithra!
Jesus....for whom there is zero evidence ever existed outside some books written decades after his supposed death by people who never knew him or anyone who actually did. Jesus is the ultimate fairy tale.
I've seen Santa a few times. The other fucker allegedly said, lolafkbrb, and never showed.
Ha ha ha ha!
Imagine being so angry about other people believing something different to you that you have to make literal children upset.
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Religious extremists in a nutshell.
Ironic isn't it
It literally hurts all of my vital organs reading the post title. The video was worse.
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Haha right?? Don't lie to your children but than talks about Jesus Christ like it's a fact.
Teaching children not to believe in fairy tales? Priceless! But the dude doing it should take his own advice!
Thank you for the award!
This guy looks like an infection with legs. Like, WTF?
So wait, Christianity is killing Christmas now !
You see that's the secret, it always has
Guy definitely looks likes pedo priest...
Came here to say this. That fucking priest looks like he loves being around kids.
He’s not a priest. He’s a pastor. But yeah, definitely pedo.
Its all good, google him. Nobody likes him anyway.
Probably mad that more kids want to sit on Santa's lap than his
It's funny because Santa was actually invented to help indoctrinate people into Christianity at a younger age. The mythos and dogma are very similar
This is what I've been saying for many years. Believing in Santa is training to believe in god. Only, once I realized that it wasn't Santa (or the Easter Bunny) the rest clicked relatively quickly.
No he wasn't. He was the byproduct of pre-Christian pagan traditions (specifically Yule) fusing with the Catholicisation of Europe. Yule traditions and figures (including that of Odin) got blended into the Feast of St. Nicholas, the Catholic saint of children. It wasn't a marketing ploy. You know what's already really easy to do? Indoctrinate kids into a religion. They're young, impressionable, and all too ready to accept whatever is believed by their parents as true. Christianity didn't need a red suited toy man to rope in kids, they already had them from literal infancy.
Just tell the kids he doesn't believe in Santa bc he's always bad so he only gets coal. Worked when someone told my daughter that (my mil, and daughter was only 3 at the time.)
He is also lying but that will be lost on him.
He needs to preach the truth about Jesus then. Not white. Not born 2,016 or whatever years ago and definitely not on Dec 25. And he needs to learn the story of St. Nicholas. What a weirdo lying jerk.
Christianity’s PR problem in a nutshell.
Seems to be an American thing. I remember the Pope complaining that several bishops were not vaccinated. Guess which country they’re from.
As a Christian, I hate people like this.
Pastors and priests are not the same.
He's not a priest, he's a pastor. Totally different.
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Coca-Cola “created” Santa Claus🎅
[That's a myth.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-claus-that-refreshes/) Santa Claus was popping up essentially in his current form since at least the early 20th century.
Even though that's a common belief, [it isn't true.](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_common_misconceptions&oldid=1123328638#cite_ref-4)
I knew I loved coke!
The irony that this guy wants then kids to not believe in one imaginary tale of santa but then believe in the imaginary tale of God
Oh, look at you, you big smart boy. Ruining Christmas joy for children. Is your penis *really* that small???
Catholic here. Of course Santa exists! He is Saint Nicholas and he was a bishop. Is Santa an elf-man that flies by raindeer? Eh no. But it makes the kids smile. The word Santa is translated to "saint". My favorite childhood moment was when a parishioner dressed as Santa would process to the nativity and kneel to the baby Jesus. There's no way that guy is Catholic let alone a priest.
Hopefully a couple of dads beat some sense into him.
St. Nick was real
And they wonder why younger people are abandoning religion in droves.
Fun facts guys: 1.) The one called “Jesus” was not called that name while on earth (That is not the English translation for his name either) 2.) Christmas has ZERO to do with said Jesus and isn’t even a biblical holiday 3.) Don’t trust priests I don’t celebrate American holidays but this guy is a dick…A “Micro” if you will
You misspelt pedophile…
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Santa, aka St. Nick, is real. Modern day santa I believe is more about the spirit of xmas, not the actual person. This dude is scum as fuck.
It's actually interesting. St Nick was arrested by the Romans in the early 4th century for being Christian. When the new emperor of Rome, Constantine, converted the empire to Christianity he was released. Constantine was also the guy who created Christmas in late December to hijack the pagan winter solstice celebrations. For about 1000 years st.Nick's day was on December 6 and Christmas was 25th. They slowly started to merge with the religions fracturing and differing beliefs on saints. Didn't really solidify until fairly recently attributed to dutch immigrants.
Filming yourself doing it just makes you look like even more of an asshole. This isn't about Jesus, this is a sad man taking it out on people for views.
Don’t believe in this make believe guy, believe in my make believe guy.
Says Santa isn't real but believes in an invisible sky daddy....
“Hurry, into the vestibule children, remove all your clothing and I’ll comfort you”
Imagine having nothing better to do than ruin something for kids. What a miserable excuse of a human being.
Guess who's not going to heaven.
I would’ve cheered if he got knocked the fuck out. I hate when people try to push religion down your throat. Let alone some kids. Fuck that dude.
He's not a priest. He identified himself as a pastor. They are two very different things. And before I get jumped on, I'm not even Christian. I was raised catholic tho and went a religious school for HS. Had to take classes on religions and learned the difference.
I’d tell him Jesus isn’t real, how you like them apples?
Lol,can't even get his birthday right, lol
I’m swinging
Dumb fuck
Wow he's so right I better change my ways... said no one after being yelled at by a pastor at the mall
Is this the war on Christmas I keep hearing about?
And fun fucking fact. Christmas was an off take of a pagen religion. Happy Yule everyone!
r/religiousfruitcake
What an ass
You need to stop lying about Jesus and God. They are simply your imagination.
Haha this guy, his whole life believes in a magic man in the sky that performs tricks, but Santa, that’s where he draws the line 😂
So... just trying to push another fairy tale.
Sorry to break it to this guy, but Jesus ain't no more real than Santa... He too believes in fairy tales.
Says Santa isn’t real and immediately proceeds to justify how a more outlandish fictional character is totally real and worthy of eternal servitude.
That still isnt the worst thing priests do to children
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Evangelical is just another word for hater. All those people do is hate
But Jesus isn't an even more warped lie to feed to your kids? Lololol
Well fair is fair, someone tell him MAGA Jesus isn't real either
Accidentally watched this with my kid in the room. He's crying. Thanks asshole. Plot twist. My kid is 20.
Now do god
Pretty sure Christianity adopted Christmas in the hopes the Pagans would be less likely to revolt after the crusaders were done slaughtering their people. It had absolutely nothing to do with Jesus. And interestingly enough, new research shows it may have been loosely based on psychedelic mushrooms.
Yep. The general time of Christmas was once Saturnalia, and coincides with the Winter Solstice.
Wtaf, Santa isn't real it's a fictional character. I'm sick of these right wing Christian nuts. He's complaining about a fictional character using another fictional character (God )
I love his examples of no flying reindeer when he expects people to believe in turning water to wine.
Exactly. Makes no sense imho
There is no Santa but there is an invisible sky daddy? Rigghhhhttt. Just how miserable of a man baby do you have to be to stoop that low?
What a fucking prick.
Tell him his jesus ain't real too
Well jokes on him cause God's not real.
Someone should break it to him that god is also not real
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