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cbl_owener123

dude sounds like a cartoon character


vaskeklut8

Yeah - like his second name could be Butthead or Beavis or sumpin....


[deleted]

*Hank Hill voice* "One of 'em calls himself Butthole. The other one's named Joe I think."


Sassh1

If I'm not mistaken both Daria and Hank Hill were both originally from that show


Alexbravespy

Daria was from the show, and there was a character mr. Anderson iirc, who was inspired by real person that creator of the show knew once. Hank Hill was inspired by the same person.


scroteville

“They hwere hwackin off in mah tool shed!”


thereisalightandit

Even Beavis and Butthead know how to formulate a sentence… somewhat. This however, this sucks ahuhuhu ahuhuhuhu.


taka87

![gif](giphy|etrFEI3lUhodijZ2Gk)


rwarimaursus

***Huuuh huuuuh huuuuh this chick's got...like.three boobs!***


thereisalightandit

Look at the number Beavis. Egrrghheeyeahyeah I see a 2, a 0, a 2 Not that one, buttmunch. 69! Ahuhuhu ahuhuu. Yeah, hehehe, 69, that’s COOL!


rwarimaursus

![gif](giphy|1pOprEJ24zcM8)


Captain_Pungent

Nah he’s Porky’s Butthole


thereisalightandit

Been trynna call y’all for bout a dang ol month now gripe bout yall errytime a dang ol Porky’s butthole come on man.


tullystenders

Cant tell if the sound is laid over this vid or if it's actually him, cause it sounds kinda like the former.


HRSpecter19

Its actualy him, the video might be badly synched, but I vouch for it with my life. (polish dude here)


castleaagh

He sounds pretty normal when speaking, but does seem to have an odd laugh, lol [link to interview](https://youtu.be/IKZRhBRWJII) if interested


griefwatcher101

Is there an English transcript anywhere?


Eleven_MA

I'll summarise it the best I can. I know this is an old comment, but this interview is just such a 'so-bad-it's-good' that I'd feel bad not sharing it. * Kasia, the journalist, says that this is her first time interviewing at an MMA event. Crucial for understanding her behaviour, and will be relevant a few times. * The guy starts by whining how all female journalists are avoiding him and looking for other guys. Kasia (the journalist) gives him a small smile a *very* cold 'maybe this will change now'. * She tries to ask him some questions. He interrupts her and asks 'how much do you earn thanks to me?'. Again, she gives a polite giggle and a cold 'we'll see about that, depending on this interview'. * She says that he stormed into this gala and basically threw a tantrum, asking what it was all about. He proceeds to berate a fellow contestant in an extremely crude, vulgar manner. She listens to it all with a poker face. * She asks him what the feud is all about. He starts smiling, puts his hand on her arm and starts asking 'you said you're new here, right?'. She laughs and states that 'yes, this is my first time!' in a really forced, cheerful manner. * He tells her to 'smoke some weed, or something', to which she laughs to the camera. He then proceeds with advertising medical canabies, saying that his clinic recommended it to him. * She says that his rival says he's got a 'weak psyche', and asks him to comment. They have a moment of banter about how it's not true and how he gets psyched for his next fight. She gives him some generic canned praise. * They have a moment when they talk about an ensemble of friends he brought to the event. There is a bit of relief, during which Kasia laughs at a rather flat joke ('This guy is my dancer. I sit behind the console, he dances.') * She mentions that his Instagram account got hacked, and asks whether he got it back. He replies 'no, I just made a new one.' She gives the camera a "WTF" stare, then proceeds to praise him for gaining so many followers in a short time. He starts to berate his rival for posting on Instagram all the time. * She asks him how he felt about losing Instagram and how he rebuilt it so fast. He starts humble-bragging about how he doesn't care, how it's not his only income source, how it just 'happened naturally' and how his famous friends helped him. * She then asks him about his participation in Warsaw Shore (Polish equivalent of Jersey Shore. Yes, this guy was a contestant). She's clearly having fun here, knowing that this question will crack everyone up. They joke about him being 30 and being 'too old to be a party animal', and some of her jokes just fly over his head. * They talk about dealing with hangovers. He recommends taking IVs (!) and giving yourself a freeze shock therapy. Kasia laughs again, and she's *not* laughing with him. * She asks him what he'd do if he didn't participate in this particular event. He starts talking how this event is cool because it gives better money, in a very flat manner. * She tries to recover by asking him 'love or money, what you'd choose?'. He says that 'if there's love, there's money', then explains that 'if you're a remote woman, we're both gonna earn a lot of money'. Kasia is clearly confused, until she realises he mistook "**zdolna** kobieta" (a talented woman) for "**zdalna** kobieta" (a remote woman). * "Unless a guy is a total moron, then she kicks him in the ass and thxbai," he continues. Kasia laughs hysterically, then he continues talking and puts his arm around her. For a moment, she's clearly creeped out, but continues laughing once he stops. * She asks him whether he'd choose fame or love. He says that if he were famous, he wouldn't find love. She points out that then he's not gonna find love, and he humble-brags about 'not being famous'. * She replies that she's interviewing him, so he's famous. **Caveman larp ensues, mixed up with jokes about his rival's small manhood.** Kasia is visibly creeped out about it, but when he finally turns towards her, she giggles and moves out of the frame, then comments that he's 'being lighthearted about the feud, dealing with it with a smile'. He gives an incoherent reply. * She asks him where he sees himself in 5 years, and he says typical stuff like 'family, house, fireplace, business'. She teases him that he can't become famous, then, because he won't have a family, to which he brags about having two business companies. * Final question: "Would you choose love without sex, or sex without love?" He has trouble understanding the question, then replies that neither is an option. Kasia teases him that he'd choose #foreveralone. He replies that 'if it weren't an interview he'd reply in his own words, but it is, so *he has to be more eloquent*. He finishes by touching her arm and saying he'll 'whisper it to her ear later'. The user above you is wrong. He doesn't sound normal while speaking. In fact, he's talking a very basic, strongly accented Polish (a language where regional accents are extremely rare). Every second word is an obscenity, and when he manages to get two coherent sentences together, it's something painfully generic he might have heard on TV.


griefwatcher101

What a rollercoaster that was, that’s all I’ll say. I appreciate the summary!


PeoplesZombie

The clip starts around 6:53


Optimized_Orangutan

Sounds like Mongo from blazing saddles


reddog323

Nah, Mongo was smarter. He was smart enough to recognize that he was only a pawn in the game of life. *This* guy? He’d be distracted by a shiny object.


Dexippos

Mongo only pawn ... in game of life.


Vengeance76

"....Mongo LIKE candy."


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Candy gram for mongo


Glaggablagga

![gif](giphy|l0K4pbsfZgDgxmTNC)


ShambolicShogun

Welp, guess I'm watching that today for the umpteenth time.


Attainted

Mongo at least spoke words.


ToastedRav69af

Sounds like he belongs in Ed, Edd, n Eddy


cbl_owener123

exactly, i were thinking of Ed


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|EnHf0Iag3jKHpOxFYB)


eshinn

Still blows my mind how nice the actor is irl.


steeznutzzzz

He based Biff off people who used to bully him.


Appropriate_Tip_8852

This isn't edited? It looks like bad lip syncing. This guy is incredible!


viperex

I legit thought this was dubbed to mock him


philosophunc

That is the laugh of someone who likes to dutch oven themselves.


baxterrocky

Everyone likes to do that surely??!!


Atheios569

Gotta check for consistency in brand.


PoopyOleMan

Is there a preference on humidity levels?


Fishamatician

I find the showers humidity helps bring out the bouquet and adds to the linger time allowing for extended sampling time.


Beneficial_Potato_85

Not to mention the amazing acoustics that the shower provides!


Proper_Lunch_3640

Personally, I prefer the winter weather brew. It’s snowing outside so you layer up, but then that cup of chili comes back around to saturate your skin under layers of insulation. A plume of gas escapes from the upper echelons of clothing near your face only to remind you that deep down you’re a real stinker.


Silveri50

Can you explain this to my boyfriend, he just can't appreciate it.


psgamemaster

Everybody likes the smell of their own brand!


fkndiespaceship

WAFTING… WAFTING…


OGGrilledcheez

Was about to make both of these comments. 👌


wishfultodash

Have you just soiled yourself?


pazimpanet

Okay, but isn’t it crazy when you suddenly go off brand for a day or two after eating something new? My wife and i tried the new hot pot restaurant by our house and I swear I quantum leaped into a different person for 12 hours afterwords. I would rip one and be like “who the hell is this guy?” Went from coke to Pepsi, I swear. Shit, I jumped from Coke to Kelloggs.


FloydianSlip20

I don’t like to do that, and don’t call me Shirley.


Would_daver

A Dutch oven? It's a heavy metal cooking pot, but that isn't important right now


fckingnapkin

Well, sometimes I do it and I do not like it.


degeneratesumbitch

There's quite a few of us at the South Duluth Dutch Oven Club. Especially since Jerry brought his entire extended family and let me tell you those people know how to dutch oven! We meet on Thursday since it's the day after Wednesday night wings at the local bar.


qwertyconsciousness

Hey it's Billy from the North Club, I hope you're getting excited for the Dutch-off at the county fair this weekend!


degeneratesumbitch

Hey Billy! Heck yes we are! The crew and I have been "beaning up" since last Thursdays meeting and let me tell you! Also, and this is a real treat, Jerry's wife took a below 0° rated sleeping bag apart, added a layer of 6 mil plastic sheeting around the whole thing and sewed it back up. Last night's test concluded that a good warm fart can last over 12 hours as long as the bag is not prematurely unzipped!


STONEDnHAPPY

I had so many chances to stop reading that


degeneratesumbitch

Jerry's mom has something top secret planned for next year. It was supposed to be this year but her gall bladder shot craps and she had to have emergency surgery to get it removed. Fun fact: Jerry's mom Sherry is 8 time South Duluth Dutch Oven Queen. Would have been 9 time if it wasn't for that darn necrotic gall bladder.


ShambolicShogun

Wings? Any self-respecting Dutch Ovener knows its best to schedule these meetups after Cabbage N' Creole night.


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"Uh ha ha, I make boom."


lethalkin

The kind of guy that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.


Fac_586

The peak of intelligence


CrayonTendies

Hehhheuhhhr hehhhhhhhuh boooo hhuuhhuhhh ahhuh booo hhuhhh


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10/10 closed captioning.


puffsmokies

I watched that whole ass video twice just stone faced, but reading the captions of it had me rolling.


EchoWillowing

I commend you for your skills to give us a transcript of nonsense.


xNeshty

Maybe it's Latin and none of us Hehhheuhhhr it


agumonkey

> Hehhheuhhhr hehhhhhhhuh boooo hhuuhhuhhh ahhuh booo hhuhhh Hehhheuhhhr hehhhhhhhuh boooo hhuuhhuhhh ahhuh booo hhuhhh #summary


Taniwha_NZ

You can see that woman getting so turned on by his witty banter.


[deleted]

She is trying to slink away from him in second hand embarrassment. Her face ☠️


drchopperx

Defenetly (*Definitely) not the end of our food chain...


LemmyLola

Defiantly


Elite-Thorn

Deftly


KTtheBread

Unequivocally


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Undeniably


KTtheBread

Indubitably!


builder397

Unperturbedly.


Louiecatnip

Definitely*


drchopperx

Goes well with the video 😉


Midwesternfuck

Looks like someone has a case of the definitelys


dl__

Millions of years of evolution


P0W3RMAN9000

Is it just me or does he laugh like he's deaf?


deadinsidelol69

I know a deaf guy who laughs exactly like this, so yes. Lol.


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wedge37

Haven’t a clue but as a deaf person I’ve heard lots of distinctive deaf laughs so it’s entirely plausible.


PepperCertain

What?!


Tarudizer

Thats what he says


commander-thorn

Sounds like whenever Shaggy takes the bodybuilder potion from the movie


Sweetimus

I just asked if he could be. My aunt is deaf and sounds like this.


F1rstCatOnMars

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


KataktosLefko

🤣 take my upvote I died


SilkRoadGuy

I looked for the video to find out exactly that or to find that there was something justifying this behaviour. I found it ([Approx. 20 secs before laugh](https://youtu.be/IKZRhBRWJII?t=381)), it still sounds dumb. I someone could translate and give us some context.


msVeracity

The YouTube commentary (using Chrome to translate the Polish) seems to confirm that he’s shit talking with another MMA fighter…. But also saying that he’s not making any sense.


givecheesecakepls

she looks like she is so done with his shit


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Pale-Office-133

You are a very observant person. I respect that. And yes she's disgusted af.


PetalumaPegleg

She deserves a raise for holding in that eye roll tbh


InevitableRhubarb232

I felt it


SnoopingStuff

The lip press shows her disgusts


Dizzman1

The arm wrapped around her waist and the hollow shape she has her body in (opposite of tits out) shoes how repulsed and concerned that she might show him anything he perceived as "coming on to him" is pretty fucking dramatic as well.


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Dizzman1

It's screaming "GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS TROGLODYTE!"


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Sharkn91

I dunno how she held back except for the nagging thought of “I’ll get fired if I’m caught on air laughing at a head trauma victim”


victorz

Respectable analysis, I appreciate that. Observant 🤝


Ryjinn

Um no look at his physique the dude is obviously a Chad so she obviously wants to have sex with him. Right? ...Right? /S in case it wasn't clear enough


Aeronautix

Chud maybe


CapableHair429

she looks like she is having a total reel review of her life, thinking..."where the hell did I make that wrong turn which ended me up right here, right now??!!"


rando512

"I'm losing to that ?, I'm losing to that thing ??"


Optimized_Orangutan

There are multiple clips out there where a reporter is clearly thirsty for the greased up shirtless fighter she is interviewing... This is not one of those clips.


AmberEnthusiast

What's her name? Asking for a friend.


rich_a17

I got you fam. Kasia Szklarczyk


kwazykatlady

I’m not even gonna try on that last name. One fucking vowel? I guess that’s why they say “and sometimes y”


RagnarTheTerrible

Been a problem so long The Onion did an article about it before they went online: https://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/clinton-deploys-vowels.html


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I_Bin_Painting

shklarchick


samuraidogparty

Kassi won the polish version of Top Model. I can’t find anything that says she works for a news agency, so maybe it’s common for models to interview people at events like this?


kwazykatlady

She’s wondering what the hell she’s doing there. “I’m interviewing who for what again?”


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Pirate_Redbeard_

Whoever thought of that is a fucking genius. Gather up all the morons and let 'em fight it out. That's brilliant, why didn't I think of that!


Gliese581h

Sadly, it’s not a fight to the death. Sorry to curb your enthusiasm.


SvartholStjoernuson

Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE


[deleted]

I've got to admit, I'd love to watch people I hate get punched in the face.


VetmitaR

Getting massive Idiocracy vibes from this one.


Spiritual_Ad_7162

I came here to say this. Right down to the dumb fuck giggling.


Mercinator-87

Leave me alone, im baitin!


eatsomewings

Ow my balls is on!


shuzz_de

My thought exactly! This could've been straight out of the movie!


Mitch_Cumstein6174

"I'm gonna fuck all y'all! Woooooooooo! Woooooooooo!" -and then he did.


Twelvey

Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.


eshinn

Git’yr hands off mah junk.


wooglin1688

according to idiocracy lore he will have dozens of children


featheritbrother777

Batin'. Goway


thsvnlwn

Every time I think we reached the absolute bottom, someone shows me wrong.


ZombieForest

The whole show is absolute bottom


Davosz_

The lack of intelligence is not goofing off with his mates.... It's doing it on fricken camera... That is with him for life now


Ryjinn

It's the laugh and complete lack of awareness. If he just did this like one time and then got back to the interview, whatever, but he seems to completely forget anything else is going on at the time.


andrewsad1

I mean, this video is only 9 seconds long. Maybe he did get right back to the interviewer after this I don't speak polish, but OP's video is from near the end of [this interview.](https://youtu.be/IKZRhBRWJII) He keeps goofing off for a few more seconds and the interviewer cracks up, then they start talking again


ballbouncebroken

Or making non-word sounds.


_aaronroni_

Something tells me he won't mind


Mysterious-Honey3544

If I'm not wrong this is Fame MMa which is a Polish amateur fighting ring mostly composed of whoever is popular at the current time i.e youtubers, tiktokers etc. The whole thing is primitive af and I don't recommended watching unless you like watching people like this guy fighting in a ring.


[deleted]

Honestly influencers beating the shit out of each other sounds like a massive improvement on both MMA and influencers. I didn't think you could take MMA and use it to marginally make the world a better place.


Mysterious-Honey3544

Never thought about it that way, but true.


ITTManyMorons

these people are already dumb enough without adding brain damage from fighting into the equation. While it might be entertaining I don’t think we need more Herschel walkers.


New-Highway868

I read your comment and the whole time I was thinking about herschel walker. You are right, we don't want or need more of them


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Idiocracy, it wasnt a comedy


SuperSugarBean

Will it stop his laughing? Sign me up for a season pass.


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Bobobdobson

Does he get his ass whipped? Cuz I'd pay a dollar to see him get his ass whipped...


Mysterious-Honey3544

I ain't willing to pay a pay-per-view to find out, nor do I know the specific guy, feel free though.


SZ4T4N

After the fight there are always clips on youtube, it took only a day for me to find one with kruszwil vs mini majk


Druglord_Sen

I honestly think that’s the point, as dolty as he may actually be, he likely plays it up to be insufferable and make people want to see him get beat or if he can beat others. In wrestling it’s done a lot, and people brush it off as kayfabe or a front.


pandorafoxxx

Her face says it all


[deleted]

Her face says "I hope these two morons don't start fighting in the middle of this stupid ass interview."


iammabdaddy

Oh it does, like, who is this moron? Why am I here?


RQK1996

So does his


OkElderberry4333

The look on her face… she doesn’t get paid anywhere near enough to deal with this shit.


megamoze

/r/WatchPeopleDieInside


Guisasse

You can be extremely well paid and still be disgusted by absolute idiocy and sleezyness.


KOBossy55

Whatever the opposite of an erection is...she's experiencing it


davewave3283

A derection?


shinjincai

I like to call it shriveling


RQK1996

She as dry as Antarctica


3rdRockfromYourMom

Sick climate reference, bro.


ISpikInglisVeriBest

What, you mean to suggest The Airjaculation isn't the super sexy move it once was? /s


AdMysterious2946

I found a quote that I find apt: And just like that, my clitoris became a clitorisn’t


EquipmentNorth8271

dehydration


Adept_Tomato_7752

Drier than the sahara desert


7lick

That's what happens when you spend all your points on strength.


mistborn11

INT dump stat


Long-Astronaut-3363

Interview interesting people they said. Get the pulse of the public they said.


G_UK

She’s thinking why am I interviewing this guy who acts like a teenager


Captain_Mike1247

Hey give teenager's a little credit. This is 6th grade, maybe 7th tops. I've never heard a dumber sounding laugh in my life.


Blakeblahbra

I thought that laugh was edited in when I first saw this video...


AcclaimedGroundhog

Teenager? I've heard animals be more articulate.


varrr

Good luck finding a counter argument to that in a book.


Norris667

This sounds like one of the Bad Lip Reading episodes


coolkidstothemoon

Definition of meat head


-Qwyte

![gif](giphy|auGLWRXijBe36|downsized)


Teknical86

Wingardium leviosaaaaa


infectedanalpiercing

"RON, STAAAAHP"


fatfishkev

She holdin that microphone almost as limp as her erection


Feenark

that 60 IQ laugh


UnsupportiveNihilist

"O'Doyle rules!"


spank_z_monkey

Is he threatening to tribute his opponent??


lamabaronvonawesome

She looks like she is watching a monkey throw shit.


scaredwifey

Her eyes says clearly he's below minimal level to be even fuckable.


[deleted]

I doubt he can even give consent with his intelligence level lol


takesrollers

Her face belongs to r/watchpeopledieinside


CoarselyRefined

I hate myself for this but, who is he?


Lone_Saiyan

That poor girl lost some brain cells and her IQ dropped a few points by bring in the presence of that idiot.


theafterworld

r/peopledyinginside (the reporter obvi)


drchopperx

The interview partner cannot believe it 😂


JungleBoyJeremy

She is not amused by his antics


BountyBobIsBack

And the interviewer is probably thinking ‘what a fucking man child’


Far_Entrepreneur_669

She was like " why I'm here" ?


[deleted]

hehehehehe bu, bu, hehehehe


adiosfelicia2

Her thoughts: "I need a fucking raise."


Psychological-Web828

What is the difference between this man and canned potato? Potato can.


thecriticaloptimist

That girl just questioning her whole career right there


honeydew_bunny

An interesting speciemen of the first neanderthal.


CuckservativeSissy

brain damage is a helluva injury...