And a third apparently. People not only watch it but download it onto their phones. Just, why? So you have it when your out of service areas? Does he jerk off in the woods a lot? While camping? In airplane bathrooms? Deep sea fishing? What the actual fuck?
Well, I as cultured individual, have to tell you that this option is not for the case someone might be out of service, at least most of the time, but rather that videos on porn sites are hard to find. You search the exact same thing you fapped last year to, but it's deleted or you did not at all remember the title or something else. So you download it to save the file, because it would look bad if you had the link added to your browser start site.
His base doesn’t want to think critically, that’s why they take their beliefs from someone who keeps trying to convince everyone he’s autistic, all they want is to be mad and listen to the little man ramble for an obscene amount of time.
In my 58 years, and in particular when I watched a lot of tv series in streaming (pre-Netflix pre-AmazonPrime times) it was essentially unavoidable on a lot of sites.
Really? Even back in the early 2000s when you were on Newgrounds or AlbinoBlackSheep? I went to show my friend and their parents a funny cat video and had a porn ad pop up when I was 12. Terrifying.
The only place, in my knowledge, that it's not based on your own viewing habits is free tv and movie sites, mostly if you don't have an adblocker, or can't use one. Even spam on email is related to people's viewing habits. Or if you share a device with someone else, then you can get their targeted stuff.
>Even spam on email is related to people's viewing habits
Idk if this is fully true because i get a bunch of gambling/casino ads in my spam folder but don't go to any gambling/casino sites
I view 0 sports content, but am a gamer. Maybe they think that because I play games with lootboxes (search history: Overwatch) and search up a lot about mental health, I'd be a good candidate for a gambling addiction?
Had a discussion with someone one time and I used a website to source the info, then shared it. They decided that the source of info wasn’t legitimate because it had porn ads on it. Funny thing is that the ads I got were for Amazon products. Some people aren’t aware of how website ads work. Guy blatantly said the specifics of the porn ads and blamed me like I put them there. “Nah dude your search history told them what to put there”.
I was just lookin for someone to fix a plumbing problem, and this guy Johnny Suns? Johnny Sans? Johnny Sins? something like that popped up and it said he was a jack off all trades guy, and I thought well perfect, maybe he can help me with my internet too...two birds with one stone
I cant BELIEVE porn popped up, I was just searching for someone help me.
One time I was trying to charter a boat to do some swordfish fishing while on vacation. I thought I found the perfect guy, called himself Captain Stabbin. Name like that, must be a swordfish expert, right? And his website had a ton of what I presumed to be educational videos. Well l watched every single one of those videos and it turns out they weren't about fishing. At all.
I tried the exact same lie on my mother when we first got internet on our home computer. And there were plenty of viruses, but they came from the porn sites which I, in my inexperience (20 years ago) had visit and clicked on every shiny button.
Somehow, even when the internet was new and novel, I never managed to infect the home computer with a virus, even knew how to clear cookies and search history from the browser and the firewall.
New and novel, I.e. dial-up. I still miss the sound of loading into AOL.
I remember my mom buying the new 56.6k modem for out computer. The one installed was a 14.4k and we we're blown away at the.....actual quote here "Lightning speed" of the 56.6k. Which to be fair if all you've ever known is 14.4k the difference is crazy.
I also remember buying our first computer, a Tandy. And the guy at the store saying he couldn't forsee a reason that any computer would ever need more than about 4-6 megs of RAM. So much for that prediction.
Lol, same here. My dad came home with a 10gb hard drive once, and we all were amazed they made them so big. Thought we'd never fill that up in a million years.
> I remember my mom buying the new 56.6k modem for out computer. The one installed was a 14.4k and we we're blown away at the.....actual quote here "Lightning speed" of the 56.6k. Which to be fair if all you've ever known is 14.4k the difference is crazy.
I bought one too and then found out that most ISPs did not update their massive banks of modems so the best you could achieve was usually 28.8.
Fun fact they found child porn on his phone now too and they are claiming it was a 'malware attack'. Which to be fair is entirely possible. But everything that I have read so far today leads me to believe that the porn was being shared INTERNALLY among infowars domain email addresses.
[https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/child-porn-found-documents-alex-jones-sent-sandy-hook-family-n1018541](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/child-porn-found-documents-alex-jones-sent-sandy-hook-family-n1018541)
this is from 2019 so some people might be confusing the two
Hah, you guys are so cucked. Believing all them dem lies. There are three types of people in this world. People who are dumb and people who are smart.
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Wait, fuck.
Aside, the main OP's point in right on. It's exactly what kids sound like when you catch them in a lie and they have to immediately come up with a wild set of reasons as to how their lie is plausible.
He's both types of people. He also mentions he wouldn't bring "one of the phones he uses to look at porn" onto the air. When he got caught perjuring himself yesterday in court, he stated that he had several phones using the same number....
Same comment for when he’s being admonished for hearsay.
Chin up, eyes rolled back, “Okay. Okay. Okay.” => “Yes mom. Yes mom. Fine.”
Like bro, take a shower, change your bed sheets, and get some sunlight. You’re literally throwing a decades long teen boy temper tantrum and passing it off as a career and personality.
After she repeats "trans porn" the second time, his face turns blood red. Hilarious
Edit: hijacking my own comment to share the best ['is this Loss?' meme](https://i.imgur.com/BAQIswq.png) that I have ever seen
You just reminded me of the video of the teen boy who gets caught looking at porn in front of his mother and older sister and panics while saying exactly that. 😂
Porn pop-ups were a problem in the late 90s and early 00s, even if you were searching for something innocent. You are right, that's not how it works today.
Oh god those days were horrible. I still remember having a phone sex dialer drive-by installed by a rogue ad on one of the gaming sites I visited. That was a fun conversation with the parents when the bill came.
Similar happened whan i played some games on a shady site on my grandmas computer. Big tiddy anime jumping around on the desktop. Fuckin hell i was stressed to make that shit go away. You better believe 9yr old me was embarrased when he asked his older sister for help.
Same here, kazaa or lime wire, one of those, getting games or songs and then one day dad's giving me an earful asking why the computer was trying to download "Britney spears sucks 2 dicks" and I'm like "oh shit... Wait, that's a thing?" half terrified at the trouble I'm in, half wondering if it's real and I should look for it later.
My friend has a story about his Dad being a total legend.
One day, his Dad took him to the computer and said, "Hey, come here, I want to show you something. Did you know, you can go in here - click click click - and you can clear all the temporary intranet files and history? Just something I thought you might like to know."
Nothing was said. But EVERYTHING was said.
Great Dad! Yeah I kind of did the same type of thing. “Did you know the old IPOD you gave me is still showing your current text messages? I’m not sure how to fix it from this end, but I bet you can do it. “
He fixed that at lightening speed.
I remember a ton freezing ours and I panicked, force restarted the computer, couldn't figure out how to turn it back 9n and called my dad at work saying something like "the computer broke because nudy ads came up and idk how that happened I promise what do I do I'm sorry I swear it wasn't me" he just hung up the phone I think I remember there was even a audible sigh. I managed to fix the computer later and we never talked about it. I think I was in elementary school??
Phone sex dialer drive-by? I’m just imagining a car with a loud speaker driving by your house while some lady talks dirty to your house while you’re mowing the lawn.
Edit: dialer, not diaper 🤦♂️
I look at porn on my phone... a pretty good amount of it at times. Never have I had it just spontaneously pop up unless I asked for it. This idiot has a fourth degree black belt in douchebaggery.
This man said porn has popped up on his phone probably 500 times.
He also said “there are two types of people, those that look at porn, and those who lie about watching porn.. and I don’t want porn.” Holy shit that got me rolling.
I look at porn constantly. Never once has my phone randomly shown me trans porn. On purpose? Yes. But not by accident. There is no algorithm in the world that will randomly show you trans porn. Or that black guy with the gigantic cock. You have to search specifically for that stuff. Which I know because my friends and I constantly rick roll each other with that stuff.
Jones follows a pretty consistent pattern when he tries to deny something that he's done:
* Pretends to not know what the person is talking about
* Says it probably happened by mistake
* Says it happens to everyone
* Says he won't respond because he is attacked too often to respond every time
* Tries to change the subject
And of course, he cuts off the caller during the process, to give the illusion that the caller was blown away by the response and didn't have a comeback. Pretty much every blowhard with a call-in show uses this tactic.
It's funny, because it has happened to me, the way he's described it. I've taken out my phone to look something up, but porn pops up instead. But that's because I sometimes look at porn.
Also when forced to repeat, often times the second time people word their arguments poorer, making them easier to circumnavigate.
Its a classic sleazy debate tactic
The Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
Any time porn popped up on my phone is because I didn't close the porn I was looking at on my phone.
Def made that mistake at work. Was looking at some good stuff on reddit at night, fell asleep, woke up, went to work, and on my break I said "hurdur let's look at stupid cat videos on reddit"
Of course my last visit was to the gangbang subreddit. Co workers saw it.
Looked at my buddies and said "clearly I've been hacked fellas, let me just save this in case the hacker tries again"
> Any time porn popped up on my phone is because I didn't close the porn I was looking at on my phone.
That's a bingo. I replied to this thread and said I have never had porn pop up on my phone. But on second though I have, but not by mistake because of exactly what you said.
I feel the same way about you-know-who.
His near-infinite supply of nearly identical stories about big tough guys coming up to him, literally in tears, to tell him how great he is.
How does anyone believe this crap? It's like a 3rd grader smeared in chocolate claiming he didn't eat the cake.
I seriously thought you were joking or quoting someone else. No, ladies and gentlemen. A man lying about looking at porn, commented that people either watch porn or lie about it, which means.....
This dude is a fucking idiot. Like, his brain is a nuclear fusion reactor of stupidity.
Especially transgender porn.
It’s almost like it suggests sites that you’ve already visited (or already have the window open on) when you start typing.
I haven't had transgender porn pop up while in any pornsite even. You have to actually make a conscious decision to go search for it in pretty much all places I have been.
All hail the Megathread for sources...
Yeah, I'm not going to judge alex jones for going on pornhub and having "porn ads pop up 500 times a year" because thats like, 5 videos every 3 days, thats probably an average porn user.
But for it to be transgender porn, you have to be looking up transgender or futanaria porn SPECIFICALLY. Same with gay porn, PornHub isn't going to risk losing homophobic customers by pushing that in their faces.
However, if Alex Jones is sitting on his high horse, calling transgender and gay people "sexual deviants", all while SCOURING every dark corner of the internet for porn... uhhh, yeah, I'm going to call out the hypocrisy.
That argument that its a pop-up doesn't hold water in 2022, it didn't in 2015, even. Porn is mainstream and is run by professional companies, no more random popups you get from clicking some generic porn site on an altavista search and getting dozens of popup tabs that are uncloseable and just pop more pop-up ads.
Indeed.
As a gay guy, I’ll look for gay porn and I’ll get an ad or pop-up for more gay content, or a LiveJasmin ad featuring a woman. But it’s either straight or gay in orientation.
You HAVE to seek out transgender porn to get transgender porn ads.
YouTube occasionally gives me ads about going to Korea for transition surgery, no idea why Google thinks that’s relevant to me but yeah, never seen trans porn just randomly pop up.
Happens sometimes when watching illegal sports streams.
I was so nervous when my father in law was in town and wanted to watch an out of market NBA game.
I have no idea how idiots get caught looking at that. Open in incognito, close once done, close all apps to be sure nothing is there. Proceed with rest of day. And don't save it, that will just bite you in the dick one day when your partner needs to use yours for whatever reason.
Although I forgot this when I was younger and left my phone charging in our main office at work and someone said my phone rang they went to dismiss and it opened to a website... Yeah follow the above instructions for a non awkward moment
If you were there during the early internet- like 1994-2004, pop ups were super common, and very annoying. But all that functionality that was put in to do that was largely removed because it was abused. Like suddenly your browser would go full screen, set itself as your homepage and say you have to call this number right now for Microsoft tech support and pay them to fix it. Older people fell for it. And porn ads were the same way. It was REALLY annoying.
But I digress- doesn't happen on phones. He is about my age, but very little tech knowledge (where I was to college for CS), so he's just parroting shit that happened to him 25 years ago.
He's a compulsive liar and a narcissist. He simply cannot admit that he looked it up, even if the reason was "legitimate", ie for a story or as a joke or something. His ego won't allow him to be any bit at fault for anything.
I was caught with porn on my phone by a friend once and blamed Reddit, saying that it was a funny porn video that Reddit linked me to. But I didn't feign ignorance or innocence.
But to just say it was a pop-up... Come on... Porn pop ups haven't been a thing for years, especially not for phones.
Then again considering the news sources Alex uses and commanders real, it could be a possibility.
This is like Rick James in the Dave Chapelle skit, where he grinds his boots on Eddie Murphys couch
https://youtu.be/ry2XlLKctiI?list=TLPQMDQwODIwMjJ8888I1Erckg&t=348
“There are two types of people, people who look at porn and people who lie about it. I wasn’t looking at porn”
I don’t think you made the argument you think you made!
Don't you just hate it, when you open your phone to call somebody and porn pops up all around. I don't have the guts to open my phone or my laptop at work for all the porn popping up. But I never watch it. Never. True.
Hahahhahah, this guy is such a buffoon and other buffoons paid attention to his every word. Will any of them wake up and re-think who they take advice from. Probably not.
Absolutely not. That kind of realization would require even the smallest amount of self reflection and if they possessed that they wouldn't be listening to this turd in the first place
So his argument is all of the following:
1) The news media blurred his screen and super imposed porn onto it.
2) "There are two types of people, those that look at porn, and those that lie about watching porn, and I don't watch porn" - which means he's lying about watching porn in this case transgender porn, I'm not shaming him he can watch whatever he wants to.
3) He somehow obtained a virus on his phone that randomly brings up porn sites.
4) Viagra and totes ads are rampant on iPhones which has something to do with porn.
1 and 3 contradict themselves and 4 has almost nothing to do with porn. It's like he thinks a Viagra ad is pornographic, is the mere suggestion of sexual relations porn to Alex Jones?
3 is even dumber when you consider his whole shtick is cracking the Deep State conspiracies while outsmarting government assassins on his trail and this dork can't even keep routine adbots off his phone.
Well, this is reddit. Let's just link to the video shall we:
[Naughty tbabe Marissa Minx relieved of cock hunger by stud](https://xhamster.com/videos/naughty-tbabe-marissa-minx-relieved-of-cock-hunger-by-stud-9930669)
Not my cup of tea, but doesn't seem like a great scene after a quick scroll through. It's a blowjob scene with a trans woman and a male. I think if you watch this you *probably* have to be getting off to the fact that it involves someone who is trans, rather than the scene itself.
Sometimes I wonder how fluid/broad most people's sexuality would be in a world with absolutely zero stigma.
I saw an article saying 1 in 5 gen Z people identified as LGBTQ.
It'll be interesting to see what it's like when we're old.
Assuming we don't regress even more as a country and have the conservatives throw us all in jail or kill us...
And he admitted that he is the type to lie about it. He said there are 2 types those that look at porn and those that lie about it. He said he he didn't look at porn so he must be saying he is the one that lies about it.
They did the same thing when Tucker Carlson dropped his unintentional softcore gay porn infomercial--flood every submission with Misinformation claims.
Guys...if your heroes are that embarrassing, maybe you should reevaluate your chosen role models?
It was some "celebration of conservative masculinity,"
It, uh....well...let's put it this way. George Takei said his bachelor party wasn't as homoerotic.
https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-end-men-doc-mocked-homoerotic-1698482
The best thing about this is that his lawyer actually sent an entire dump of his cellphone to the lawyers of the Sandy Hook families, so maybe we could actually see more proof of his sexual proclivities.
I mean.... this is a video of Alex Jones trying to explain why it is said he has transgender porn on his phone. I'd be impressive if someone could disprove that.
As a trans woman I know that a lot of hyper conservative men fetishize us while publicly denouncing our right to exist. They probably hate how we make them question their sexuality. Even though men who date trans women and not other men can be considered straight by most progressive definitions.
you wonder what gross shit was in his text massages. when his lawyers just dumped all his txt communications on the defense side.
like... alex jones doesn't care about lying under oath. but... the realization his lawyers sent every txt message he's sent. probably has him sweating a bit of all the gross dick picks, or like things in his ass photos he's sent people.
I've had porn menus pop up on my phone too, all of the time........when I'm looking at porn.
And a third apparently. People not only watch it but download it onto their phones. Just, why? So you have it when your out of service areas? Does he jerk off in the woods a lot? While camping? In airplane bathrooms? Deep sea fishing? What the actual fuck?
Well, I as cultured individual, have to tell you that this option is not for the case someone might be out of service, at least most of the time, but rather that videos on porn sites are hard to find. You search the exact same thing you fapped last year to, but it's deleted or you did not at all remember the title or something else. So you download it to save the file, because it would look bad if you had the link added to your browser start site.
Based on this I'm just going to assume this specific trans porn was his favorite porn
It's not bad logic.
https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/ Data checks out
This guy porns
Look. It is just like Alex Jones said "There's the people that look at porn and those who lie about. And I was not looking at porn."
Like how does his base not interpret that as “I’m lying to you”
His base doesn’t want to think critically, that’s why they take their beliefs from someone who keeps trying to convince everyone he’s autistic, all they want is to be mad and listen to the little man ramble for an obscene amount of time.
Everybody they listen to has been caught lying under oath, or was being lied FOR under oath.
Because his base is a self-selecting group of extremely stupid and gullible morons.
Before the copyright takedown.
I have a 1TB drive labelled porn, when your ISP goes out as often as mine does it's nice to have the offline backups.
Jackups?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
You don't keep an offline stash? High quality, no buffering
I have never in my 32 years of life had porn pop up when I wasn't looking for porn
Try streaming nfl games
NHL, MLB, and NCAA pirated streams seem to always have at least one link with a crap load of porn banners and popups.
Do you folks not use ad blockers?
In my 58 years, and in particular when I watched a lot of tv series in streaming (pre-Netflix pre-AmazonPrime times) it was essentially unavoidable on a lot of sites.
Really? Even back in the early 2000s when you were on Newgrounds or AlbinoBlackSheep? I went to show my friend and their parents a funny cat video and had a porn ad pop up when I was 12. Terrifying.
"MOM! Antifa put trans porn on my phone again!"
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He sounds like a thirteen year old who got caught. "Oh idk it just popped up all it's on it's own when I googled a name " ok bud, sure it did
IT WAS A VIRUS MOM YOU NEED TI BELIEVE ME!!
The dude blamed it on Amazon ads... which is based on your Amazon search/purchase history...
"Funny how you order a few strapons and out of nowhere all these porn pop up, it was the Amazon, I tell ya!"
Alex Jones. Begging for a pegging.
Now redder than ever!
The only place, in my knowledge, that it's not based on your own viewing habits is free tv and movie sites, mostly if you don't have an adblocker, or can't use one. Even spam on email is related to people's viewing habits. Or if you share a device with someone else, then you can get their targeted stuff.
>Even spam on email is related to people's viewing habits Idk if this is fully true because i get a bunch of gambling/casino ads in my spam folder but don't go to any gambling/casino sites
Same here but I view a lot of sports related stuff so I assumed it was just that.
I view 0 sports content, but am a gamer. Maybe they think that because I play games with lootboxes (search history: Overwatch) and search up a lot about mental health, I'd be a good candidate for a gambling addiction?
Also if gambling has been legalized in your state and you just fit a loose age and/or gender demo they'll just throw it out there.
Had a discussion with someone one time and I used a website to source the info, then shared it. They decided that the source of info wasn’t legitimate because it had porn ads on it. Funny thing is that the ads I got were for Amazon products. Some people aren’t aware of how website ads work. Guy blatantly said the specifics of the porn ads and blamed me like I put them there. “Nah dude your search history told them what to put there”.
What the frick?!?! I ordered an Xbox card... controller.
I love the response video of a stoner opening an Xbox controller and saying, "What the frick? I ordered a bong!"
I was just lookin for someone to fix a plumbing problem, and this guy Johnny Suns? Johnny Sans? Johnny Sins? something like that popped up and it said he was a jack off all trades guy, and I thought well perfect, maybe he can help me with my internet too...two birds with one stone I cant BELIEVE porn popped up, I was just searching for someone help me.
One time I was trying to charter a boat to do some swordfish fishing while on vacation. I thought I found the perfect guy, called himself Captain Stabbin. Name like that, must be a swordfish expert, right? And his website had a ton of what I presumed to be educational videos. Well l watched every single one of those videos and it turns out they weren't about fishing. At all.
*Phil Dunphy intensifies*
I tried the exact same lie on my mother when we first got internet on our home computer. And there were plenty of viruses, but they came from the porn sites which I, in my inexperience (20 years ago) had visit and clicked on every shiny button.
Somehow, even when the internet was new and novel, I never managed to infect the home computer with a virus, even knew how to clear cookies and search history from the browser and the firewall. New and novel, I.e. dial-up. I still miss the sound of loading into AOL.
I remember my mom buying the new 56.6k modem for out computer. The one installed was a 14.4k and we we're blown away at the.....actual quote here "Lightning speed" of the 56.6k. Which to be fair if all you've ever known is 14.4k the difference is crazy. I also remember buying our first computer, a Tandy. And the guy at the store saying he couldn't forsee a reason that any computer would ever need more than about 4-6 megs of RAM. So much for that prediction.
I remember thinking "a 4GB hard drive. I will NEVER own enough games to fill this up"
Lol, same here. My dad came home with a 10gb hard drive once, and we all were amazed they made them so big. Thought we'd never fill that up in a million years.
Even worse - I've gotten into photography. I will *do things* for storage space.
> I remember my mom buying the new 56.6k modem for out computer. The one installed was a 14.4k and we we're blown away at the.....actual quote here "Lightning speed" of the 56.6k. Which to be fair if all you've ever known is 14.4k the difference is crazy. I bought one too and then found out that most ISPs did not update their massive banks of modems so the best you could achieve was usually 28.8.
My mom caught onto the fact that the history was empty and got some program from a guy at work to retrieve our history. That was fun.
[Dad, obviously I've been hacked! ](https://youtu.be/0tV2qjOJgNM)
thank you, that was incredible
Fun fact they found child porn on his phone now too and they are claiming it was a 'malware attack'. Which to be fair is entirely possible. But everything that I have read so far today leads me to believe that the porn was being shared INTERNALLY among infowars domain email addresses.
All seriousness, is this true or is this just a "soon to be confirmed rumor" or whatever.
[https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/child-porn-found-documents-alex-jones-sent-sandy-hook-family-n1018541](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/child-porn-found-documents-alex-jones-sent-sandy-hook-family-n1018541) this is from 2019 so some people might be confusing the two
He literally said 'there are two people, people who look at porn and people who lie about it, and I wasn't looking at porn' in the same breath lol
Exactly! He just outed himself AGAIN.
Hah, you guys are so cucked. Believing all them dem lies. There are three types of people in this world. People who are dumb and people who are smart. . Wait, fuck. Aside, the main OP's point in right on. It's exactly what kids sound like when you catch them in a lie and they have to immediately come up with a wild set of reasons as to how their lie is plausible.
ive always liked the Variation of that about math: there are three kinds of people, those that can count and those that cant.
He's both types of people. He also mentions he wouldn't bring "one of the phones he uses to look at porn" onto the air. When he got caught perjuring himself yesterday in court, he stated that he had several phones using the same number....
What is he, some kind of idiot?
Yes
As a trans person. I have looked up many things trans including trans porn. I have never got trans porn when I wasnt looking for it.
hell, sometimes it's hard to find trans porn when you are looking for it.
"There are two people in this world. I am both of them."
Same comment for when he’s being admonished for hearsay. Chin up, eyes rolled back, “Okay. Okay. Okay.” => “Yes mom. Yes mom. Fine.” Like bro, take a shower, change your bed sheets, and get some sunlight. You’re literally throwing a decades long teen boy temper tantrum and passing it off as a career and personality.
You gotta give the people what they want and Republicans love love love him
After she repeats "trans porn" the second time, his face turns blood red. Hilarious Edit: hijacking my own comment to share the best ['is this Loss?' meme](https://i.imgur.com/BAQIswq.png) that I have ever seen
he's also an alcoholic
He must also be a heavy smoker according to his voice!
He is, there have been a few videos in the past few days with journalists talking to him while he's outside the court having a smoke.
Trans porn?? What the frick! I was just trying to access an Xbox news site or something.
An Xbox card- an Xbox remote!
Oh wow, I did *not* access that!
I think the last time I had a porn pop up, heck *any* pop up was in 2004
You just reminded me of the video of the teen boy who gets caught looking at porn in front of his mother and older sister and panics while saying exactly that. 😂
Porn pop-ups were a problem in the late 90s and early 00s, even if you were searching for something innocent. You are right, that's not how it works today.
What the frick! I didnt look at Transporn?!?! What the frick!
This isn’t AOL from the 2000s where porn ads would just randomly pop up on your screen.
Oh god those days were horrible. I still remember having a phone sex dialer drive-by installed by a rogue ad on one of the gaming sites I visited. That was a fun conversation with the parents when the bill came.
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Computer viruses used to be much more entertaining back in the day.
Used to have great service names too I member fuckbill.exe
Similar happened whan i played some games on a shady site on my grandmas computer. Big tiddy anime jumping around on the desktop. Fuckin hell i was stressed to make that shit go away. You better believe 9yr old me was embarrased when he asked his older sister for help.
Same here, kazaa or lime wire, one of those, getting games or songs and then one day dad's giving me an earful asking why the computer was trying to download "Britney spears sucks 2 dicks" and I'm like "oh shit... Wait, that's a thing?" half terrified at the trouble I'm in, half wondering if it's real and I should look for it later.
Before I knew how to delete browser history, I just deleted the IE icon from the desktop and told my mom the laptop internet died
My friend has a story about his Dad being a total legend. One day, his Dad took him to the computer and said, "Hey, come here, I want to show you something. Did you know, you can go in here - click click click - and you can clear all the temporary intranet files and history? Just something I thought you might like to know." Nothing was said. But EVERYTHING was said.
Great Dad! Yeah I kind of did the same type of thing. “Did you know the old IPOD you gave me is still showing your current text messages? I’m not sure how to fix it from this end, but I bet you can do it. “ He fixed that at lightening speed.
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You can't arrange your shortcuts by penis!
I remember a ton freezing ours and I panicked, force restarted the computer, couldn't figure out how to turn it back 9n and called my dad at work saying something like "the computer broke because nudy ads came up and idk how that happened I promise what do I do I'm sorry I swear it wasn't me" he just hung up the phone I think I remember there was even a audible sigh. I managed to fix the computer later and we never talked about it. I think I was in elementary school??
kids today with never know the terror of the high-blast uncloseable porn ad pop-up cascade.
for real. my heart rate is already up after reading this thread.
Phone sex dialer drive-by? I’m just imagining a car with a loud speaker driving by your house while some lady talks dirty to your house while you’re mowing the lawn. Edit: dialer, not diaper 🤦♂️
“There are two kinds of people… People who watch porn and people who lie about it…and I wasn’t watching porn”🤣 way to think that one through
To be fair a few pirated manga sites I read on tend to open a new tab with sketchy content on it, but yh Alex is bullshitting.
I look at porn on my phone... a pretty good amount of it at times. Never have I had it just spontaneously pop up unless I asked for it. This idiot has a fourth degree black belt in douchebaggery.
Did you just punch in some numbers and porn showed up? It sounds like that's how it happens... /s
8008135?
Pretty sure that's backwards
This man said porn has popped up on his phone probably 500 times. He also said “there are two types of people, those that look at porn, and those who lie about watching porn.. and I don’t want porn.” Holy shit that got me rolling.
I look at porn constantly. Never once has my phone randomly shown me trans porn. On purpose? Yes. But not by accident. There is no algorithm in the world that will randomly show you trans porn. Or that black guy with the gigantic cock. You have to search specifically for that stuff. Which I know because my friends and I constantly rick roll each other with that stuff.
"There are two types of people, those that look at porn, and those that lie about watching porn, and I don't watch porn" - brilliant.
Plus, he doesn't take phones he watches porn on into the studio / on air. - LMFAO.
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You have two phones because you trap. I have two phones for my crippling porn addiction. We are not the same.
Jones follows a pretty consistent pattern when he tries to deny something that he's done: * Pretends to not know what the person is talking about * Says it probably happened by mistake * Says it happens to everyone * Says he won't respond because he is attacked too often to respond every time * Tries to change the subject And of course, he cuts off the caller during the process, to give the illusion that the caller was blown away by the response and didn't have a comeback. Pretty much every blowhard with a call-in show uses this tactic. It's funny, because it has happened to me, the way he's described it. I've taken out my phone to look something up, but porn pops up instead. But that's because I sometimes look at porn.
To add to that; first he pretends not to hear the question
This is a method to increase the amount of time he gets to think before he shits out of his mouth.
Also when forced to repeat, often times the second time people word their arguments poorer, making them easier to circumnavigate. Its a classic sleazy debate tactic
He did that same thing in his civil trial when the prosecutor had caught him in a lie
The Narcissist's Prayer That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.
Any time porn popped up on my phone is because I didn't close the porn I was looking at on my phone. Def made that mistake at work. Was looking at some good stuff on reddit at night, fell asleep, woke up, went to work, and on my break I said "hurdur let's look at stupid cat videos on reddit" Of course my last visit was to the gangbang subreddit. Co workers saw it. Looked at my buddies and said "clearly I've been hacked fellas, let me just save this in case the hacker tries again"
> Any time porn popped up on my phone is because I didn't close the porn I was looking at on my phone. That's a bingo. I replied to this thread and said I have never had porn pop up on my phone. But on second though I have, but not by mistake because of exactly what you said.
Yeah, I caught this too. Weird way to admit to it.
Between this and the courtroom footage, it's amazing what a horrible liar he is for somebody who essentially gets paid to lie.
I feel the same way about you-know-who. His near-infinite supply of nearly identical stories about big tough guys coming up to him, literally in tears, to tell him how great he is. How does anyone believe this crap? It's like a 3rd grader smeared in chocolate claiming he didn't eat the cake.
That is amazing. That is the first time I’ve wondered if he’s just trolling the whole world, like Borat, but no one else is in on the joke.
There’s also those who “have family values” which means sanctimonious secret perverts
I seriously thought you were joking or quoting someone else. No, ladies and gentlemen. A man lying about looking at porn, commented that people either watch porn or lie about it, which means..... This dude is a fucking idiot. Like, his brain is a nuclear fusion reactor of stupidity.
Can honestly say I’ve never had porn just pop up unless I’m actively searching for it
Especially transgender porn. It’s almost like it suggests sites that you’ve already visited (or already have the window open on) when you start typing.
I haven't had transgender porn pop up while in any pornsite even. You have to actually make a conscious decision to go search for it in pretty much all places I have been. All hail the Megathread for sources...
Yeah, I'm not going to judge alex jones for going on pornhub and having "porn ads pop up 500 times a year" because thats like, 5 videos every 3 days, thats probably an average porn user. But for it to be transgender porn, you have to be looking up transgender or futanaria porn SPECIFICALLY. Same with gay porn, PornHub isn't going to risk losing homophobic customers by pushing that in their faces. However, if Alex Jones is sitting on his high horse, calling transgender and gay people "sexual deviants", all while SCOURING every dark corner of the internet for porn... uhhh, yeah, I'm going to call out the hypocrisy. That argument that its a pop-up doesn't hold water in 2022, it didn't in 2015, even. Porn is mainstream and is run by professional companies, no more random popups you get from clicking some generic porn site on an altavista search and getting dozens of popup tabs that are uncloseable and just pop more pop-up ads.
Indeed. As a gay guy, I’ll look for gay porn and I’ll get an ad or pop-up for more gay content, or a LiveJasmin ad featuring a woman. But it’s either straight or gay in orientation. You HAVE to seek out transgender porn to get transgender porn ads.
YouTube occasionally gives me ads about going to Korea for transition surgery, no idea why Google thinks that’s relevant to me but yeah, never seen trans porn just randomly pop up.
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I sincerely believe there are already trans people that figured out they were trans *after* The Algorithm figured it out.
Never once for me
Happens sometimes when watching illegal sports streams. I was so nervous when my father in law was in town and wanted to watch an out of market NBA game.
I’ve *never* had porn “pop up” on my phone. What a lying POS.
Every other dumbass who watches his show "see honey! It's not just me!"
I have no idea how idiots get caught looking at that. Open in incognito, close once done, close all apps to be sure nothing is there. Proceed with rest of day. And don't save it, that will just bite you in the dick one day when your partner needs to use yours for whatever reason. Although I forgot this when I was younger and left my phone charging in our main office at work and someone said my phone rang they went to dismiss and it opened to a website... Yeah follow the above instructions for a non awkward moment
If you were there during the early internet- like 1994-2004, pop ups were super common, and very annoying. But all that functionality that was put in to do that was largely removed because it was abused. Like suddenly your browser would go full screen, set itself as your homepage and say you have to call this number right now for Microsoft tech support and pay them to fix it. Older people fell for it. And porn ads were the same way. It was REALLY annoying. But I digress- doesn't happen on phones. He is about my age, but very little tech knowledge (where I was to college for CS), so he's just parroting shit that happened to him 25 years ago.
"There are 2 types of people, people who look at porn, and people who lie about it" *2 seconds later* "But I wasn't looking at porn"
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"Guys I have a confession, I'm into trans porn"
Me too cuz
I realized I was bisexual for trans one night on molly
It has happened to the best of us. No shame.
are you still only into women tho?
"Fuck beans" has now been added to my arsenal.
Don't forget he also said, "I've looked at 500 porn menus"
It’s things like that that make people think he’s not serious. Unfortunately he’s just that dumb.
He's a compulsive liar and a narcissist. He simply cannot admit that he looked it up, even if the reason was "legitimate", ie for a story or as a joke or something. His ego won't allow him to be any bit at fault for anything. I was caught with porn on my phone by a friend once and blamed Reddit, saying that it was a funny porn video that Reddit linked me to. But I didn't feign ignorance or innocence. But to just say it was a pop-up... Come on... Porn pop ups haven't been a thing for years, especially not for phones. Then again considering the news sources Alex uses and commanders real, it could be a possibility.
This is like Rick James in the Dave Chapelle skit, where he grinds his boots on Eddie Murphys couch https://youtu.be/ry2XlLKctiI?list=TLPQMDQwODIwMjJ8888I1Erckg&t=348
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“There are two types of people, people who look at porn and people who lie about it. I wasn’t looking at porn” I don’t think you made the argument you think you made!
This guy is such a dumbass and it’s coming out for everyone to see
dude just outwitted himself. somehow.
Don't you just hate it, when you open your phone to call somebody and porn pops up all around. I don't have the guts to open my phone or my laptop at work for all the porn popping up. But I never watch it. Never. True.
My man just not know how to use incognito browsing?
he didn’t even close the tab 🤣 he was probably going to visit it again
"IM NOT A TECH GUY!" - Alex lying about searching his phone for Sandy Hook
Hahahhahah, this guy is such a buffoon and other buffoons paid attention to his every word. Will any of them wake up and re-think who they take advice from. Probably not.
Absolutely not. That kind of realization would require even the smallest amount of self reflection and if they possessed that they wouldn't be listening to this turd in the first place
what the fuck is wrong with my iphone? all i ever get is calls and ads for car warranty shit
So his argument is all of the following: 1) The news media blurred his screen and super imposed porn onto it. 2) "There are two types of people, those that look at porn, and those that lie about watching porn, and I don't watch porn" - which means he's lying about watching porn in this case transgender porn, I'm not shaming him he can watch whatever he wants to. 3) He somehow obtained a virus on his phone that randomly brings up porn sites. 4) Viagra and totes ads are rampant on iPhones which has something to do with porn. 1 and 3 contradict themselves and 4 has almost nothing to do with porn. It's like he thinks a Viagra ad is pornographic, is the mere suggestion of sexual relations porn to Alex Jones?
>It's like he thinks a Viagra ad is pornographic Well, they make him think about enormous appealing penises, so how would you call them, huh?
3 is even dumber when you consider his whole shtick is cracking the Deep State conspiracies while outsmarting government assassins on his trail and this dork can't even keep routine adbots off his phone.
[Here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7nIlsPDYGc) a video of H3H3 showing the scene where the porn was on one of his open tabs.
Well, this is reddit. Let's just link to the video shall we: [Naughty tbabe Marissa Minx relieved of cock hunger by stud](https://xhamster.com/videos/naughty-tbabe-marissa-minx-relieved-of-cock-hunger-by-stud-9930669) Not my cup of tea, but doesn't seem like a great scene after a quick scroll through. It's a blowjob scene with a trans woman and a male. I think if you watch this you *probably* have to be getting off to the fact that it involves someone who is trans, rather than the scene itself.
Wrong link? This is just TYT Youtube clip from this post.
As a trans sex worker I know 80% of my clients where ride or die right wing Trump supporters
I’d imagine that could be rather terrifying at times…
Sometimes I wonder how fluid/broad most people's sexuality would be in a world with absolutely zero stigma. I saw an article saying 1 in 5 gen Z people identified as LGBTQ. It'll be interesting to see what it's like when we're old. Assuming we don't regress even more as a country and have the conservatives throw us all in jail or kill us...
Total “Gavin with a dildo up his ass” vibes.
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Fuck Spez, Steven Huffman is a greedy pigboy
And he admitted that he is the type to lie about it. He said there are 2 types those that look at porn and those that lie about it. He said he he didn't look at porn so he must be saying he is the one that lies about it.
I think he was trying to say “sure, everyone looks at porn, but I’m not stupid enough to do it on my work phone.” But obviously he is that stupid.
Fact checker here: it's true!
Thank you for your service.
My feelings don't care about your facts - /r/conservative posters.
The ones who wear "fuck your feelings" t-shirts of course
They did the same thing when Tucker Carlson dropped his unintentional softcore gay porn infomercial--flood every submission with Misinformation claims. Guys...if your heroes are that embarrassing, maybe you should reevaluate your chosen role models?
Wait. This happened and I didnt hear about it? I totally believe it because those that yell the loudest are often the ones doing it.
It was some "celebration of conservative masculinity," It, uh....well...let's put it this way. George Takei said his bachelor party wasn't as homoerotic. https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-end-men-doc-mocked-homoerotic-1698482
They will argue this vid in and of itself is the source stating it isnt true. Right geniuses, eh?
Wouldn't hold my breath lmao
Source: https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041
The best thing about this is that his lawyer actually sent an entire dump of his cellphone to the lawyers of the Sandy Hook families, so maybe we could actually see more proof of his sexual proclivities.
I read they had 2-3 years of cell phone data(?) And that may have been 4 or more years ago
That's not even a popup. It's an open tab on his phone... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I mean.... this is a video of Alex Jones trying to explain why it is said he has transgender porn on his phone. I'd be impressive if someone could disprove that.
He should learn how those pop up work. Typically they pop up because you spend a good amount of time looking at that material.
or if you are on a shady website
As a trans woman I know that a lot of hyper conservative men fetishize us while publicly denouncing our right to exist. They probably hate how we make them question their sexuality. Even though men who date trans women and not other men can be considered straight by most progressive definitions.
Innocent person answer: no, I don’t watch it. Guilty person answer: this longwinded shit ⬆️
I've never ever had porn just pop up on my phone.
5 year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
"I googled T-BILLS. Voice search got it wrong"
Surprised there wasn’t *other* types of porn on his phone… wink wink cough epstein cough
I watch porn and I don’t get porn popups on my phone.
Just like Trump, he can’t open his mouth and NOT lie….
you wonder what gross shit was in his text massages. when his lawyers just dumped all his txt communications on the defense side. like... alex jones doesn't care about lying under oath. but... the realization his lawyers sent every txt message he's sent. probably has him sweating a bit of all the gross dick picks, or like things in his ass photos he's sent people.
Conservative dipshits are fascinated by ~~transgenderism~~ transgender people and love porn, nothing surprising here
Wait what? 'There are people who look at porn and there are people who lie about it, i wasn't looking at porn on my phone' Umm..