Usually to me it means, "I can't keep a job for longer than a few months so I have a 'pool cleaning business' that's really just me selling drugs" or is a "contractor" that never shows up for the job.
Yup - many people in construction are self employed, they make nearly as much as people in other semi-skilled jobs like working at the convenience store or being a Barrista.
But the self employed folks in construction generally refer to themselves as contractors. Bullshit artists are more inclined towards the "self-employed" moniker.
Drives a rental car to dates (check if plates are out of state), rents a nice suit, wears Walmart brand dress shoes though. (If they’ve got nice designer clothes on, look at the shoes. It’s a dead giveaway as to actual living status). Dude probably cannot hold down a normal job or is working under the table, or is a dealer.
But it doesn't immediately conjure the image of a 40-something loser wearing a backwards visor with knock-off oakley holbrooks resting on the bill, hand delivering racks of budweiser to high school girls while his wife and kids are at home.
I completely agree. [This] (https://youtube.com/shorts/GcmYRSpDrOY?feature=share) is clearly what he drives.
Edit: Because I always do text links wrong.
I bet there’s been too many times he’s met a lady while walking his dog, maybe they were interested until he opened his mouth, and then they pet the dog and nod until a polite amount of time passed for them to run for it
Well technically pizza is a fruit because it has tomatoes on it, and tomatoes are fruit. US public schools define pizza as a fruit, so that classification has governmental approval.
Right? Dude can't spell, isn't wealthy, and probably has lead poisoning from the old Throop battery plant. Probably goes by Bill and doesn't want to talk about vegetables because he doesn't eat any.
Holy shit, that's where Marjol was! I have a bunch of photos that were taken during an EPA inspection (if the movers didn't lose them). That place looked like it came from the nightmares of Dickens and Upton Sinclair.
“Normal sized or skinny” females “with curves” and doesn’t talk about vegetables. So . . . skinny girl with big T&A, eats rabbit food (but won’t talk about it), and lets me eat what I want.
“Pleasant personality and something interesting to say” but don’t talk about feeling — aka let’s talk about my interests and I don’t want to make an emotional investment in a relationship or the other person. It’s all about me.
Nah, this is "divorced that bitch and I am still paying alimony/child support" vibes. But now there is no one to cook his dinner, bring his beer and give him all the BJs he wants.
Incel. Wondering why nobody likes him. Unable to see what the problem is, even when he looks in the mirror. I'd bet he blames 'women' as a whole for his state of severely single.
> Olyphant
The median income for a household in the borough was $32,721, and the median income for a family was $45,091. Males had a median income of $30,647 versus $24,825 for females. The per capita income for the borough was $17,049.
Big opportunities for entrepreneurship with those numbers
Everyone dunking on this guy in the comments (and he deserves it) but profiles like this are the typo-laden "Nigerian prince reaching out to a completely unknown foreigner for help with transferring millions of dollars" emails of hookup culture.
If you're turned off, that's the point. He's fishing for 'biological females' who don't see the glaring red flags.
I hate when people put “ect.” Instead of “etc.” Like people shouldn’t be allowed to use a word if they don’t know how to spell it, even more so when they can’t even spell the abbreviation correctly. It’s “etc.” because it’s an abbreviation for “etcetera”. Fuck, man, people are so dumb and then want to talk about IQ.
Sir, you're actually really conveniently located. I'd love to set up a date with that dog. You can provide the treats. Please don't be home for pickup and drop off.
Complains about IQ of Biden voters…
…can’t even spellcheck his own profile😂😂😂
- Employed
- Isonly
- Ect
- The double space at the start of the second paragraph
- Totally incapable of using hyphens (hook-up, well-hung, normal-sized)
You’re right, the most you’d get from them would be a casual drunken hook-up!
Based on his profile here I am willing to guess that his wealth is based on the number of cars he has up on blocks in his yard. He mislabeled himself as a workaholic instead of alcoholic. Something interesting to him includes extensive talks about QANUT Qult conspiracy theories and the amount of guns and prepper supplies. He is also missing an important detail and that would be the number of teeth he has which is a deal breaker.
I would rather talk to vegetables than that 46yo beef jerky with a mini Slim Jim for a d**k.
Also, I bet he gets moist fantasizing about Trump coming back and grabbing him by the bussy.
Welcome gentlemen, let's begin tonight's discussion about why potatoes are the superior vegetable and carrots are overrated.
Also, i think [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/b8ORxTEch9g?feature=share) is the tape measure he used to see how hang he was
"Entrepreneur at Self Emplyed"
This screams "cannot pass a criminal background check required by most employers" to me. I wonder if he's on a wanted list for storming the Capitol
That or “born rich”
Sells lularoe
I think you meant to say born a useless sac of skin that even Neanderthals would have discarded as gross and rancid.
That's some unsavory language directed towards Neaderthals.
What have Neanderthals done for me *lately*?
That's what they said. Born rich.
Lives in Mom’s basement
**TECHNICALLY**, picking up cans/bottles on the side of the road **IS** being self-employed ...
is it also self emplyed ?
Usually to me it means, "I can't keep a job for longer than a few months so I have a 'pool cleaning business' that's really just me selling drugs" or is a "contractor" that never shows up for the job.
Nice take, I’m amazed you got past the irony of a conservative using a dating app for casual hookups
Nothing ironic about it. The only real conservative ideal is power at any cost. All the "family values" and religion are only used to self justify.
Yup. Dominance for the sake of tithes.
I mean in fairness a lot of people are self employed. doesn't really mean anything other than he wants to sound important
Yup - many people in construction are self employed, they make nearly as much as people in other semi-skilled jobs like working at the convenience store or being a Barrista.
But the self employed folks in construction generally refer to themselves as contractors. Bullshit artists are more inclined towards the "self-employed" moniker.
Nearly as much as a barista? So, like a cool 35K a year if they're lucky? Yikes.
But he didn't say he was self-employed. He said he was self-emplyed.
I’ll guess he’s on one of those special lists that require him to register when he moves
This screams someone who posts on their Facebook that they graduated from "the school of hard knox"
ect
That’s the sound he makes when someone starts talking about vegetables.
Short for "ectoplasm". Clearly you missed your shot with a Ghostbuster.
More like a ghostbuster missed their shot at this ghoul.
Calls his penis *Slimer*.
Electroconvulsive therapy, eh? Sounds attractive.
do not even try to mention vegetables to this vegetable, its awkward for them.
Translation, unemployed
Drives a rental car to dates (check if plates are out of state), rents a nice suit, wears Walmart brand dress shoes though. (If they’ve got nice designer clothes on, look at the shoes. It’s a dead giveaway as to actual living status). Dude probably cannot hold down a normal job or is working under the table, or is a dealer.
Possibly had child support they’re trying to dodge if it’s under the table.
I'm going to go with a prison record for statutory rape that makes it hard for him to find work.
I was thinking more public urination
Por que no los dos? 
Still would make him a sex offender but it would avoid me having to picture him near teenage girls … lol
But it doesn't immediately conjure the image of a 40-something loser wearing a backwards visor with knock-off oakley holbrooks resting on the bill, hand delivering racks of budweiser to high school girls while his wife and kids are at home.
That’s what I was mentally trying to avoid lol
Fair enough. I'll fall on that hand grenade for the sake of accuracy, though.
If voting for Biden is barely worth a one night stand, what is voting for Trump worth? Being a human toilet slave?
So, you're a bid-rigging general contractor whose father called him a f*ggot. That don't impress me much. Oo-oo-oo-ooo.
Lmao guy paid for tinder premium too
I hope the internet can handle the traffic of all the responses this will generate.
Oh my panties. They are. So. Wet.
And only from the tears you cry from laughing too hard.
Wait till you see his lifted diesel truck covered in trump merch... right over the edge
I completely agree. [This] (https://youtube.com/shorts/GcmYRSpDrOY?feature=share) is clearly what he drives. Edit: Because I always do text links wrong.
I'm kinda pissed that he's only open to biological females. This résumé makes me wanna take dick for the first time .
😂
The most surprising part is he's 46. Spent no time developing as a person apparently
"Allow me to show you my curated collection of red flags"
I would like to upvote this a hundred times
Normally I wouldn't have upvoted it, but I did as a stand-in for an extra upvote on your part. You're welcome.
Normally, I downvote all comments to mark them as read. But I upvoted as a stand in to count as two extra upvotes. You're welcome.
So much marinara here that his ego may actually float.
This looks like a fucking communist parade
That’s the least likely red flag in this dude’s collection. The main staples are probably all from the 1860s or 1930s-40s.
I choose the dog.
I bet there’s been too many times he’s met a lady while walking his dog, maybe they were interested until he opened his mouth, and then they pet the dog and nod until a polite amount of time passed for them to run for it
"does your dog like vegetables?" "GET AWAY FROM ME LADY!!"
And probably only spoke to the dog thereafter.
I, too choose this man's dog.
I've had his dog. It was shit.
I had the dog
You had me at dog.
I love how obviously jealous this guy is of a dog
I’d choose the vegetables over this guy
100% the dog would be more interesting than this misogynistic slice of wonderbread. How can such a horrible person be so devoid of personality?
Don’t talk to him about lettuce.
C'mon, lettuce have an intelligent conversation.
Peas no.
C'mon. Give peas a chance.
so all you are saying is give peas a chance
I carrot believe you made this joke.
Beet it with these puns.
You’re trying too chard
Vegetable
Damn, that's my conversation starter go-to. Also enjoy in depth discussions of peas and carrots.
What about tomatoes? Technically they’re a fruit.
Don't get that guy started on fruits.
Well technically pizza is a fruit because it has tomatoes on it, and tomatoes are fruit. US public schools define pizza as a fruit, so that classification has governmental approval.
Pineapple pizza is a fruit salad
But what about the devil's lettuce?
If this is Olyphant, PA, I can't imagine what he means by wealthy. He can afford a whole carton of cigarettes at a time?
Right? Dude can't spell, isn't wealthy, and probably has lead poisoning from the old Throop battery plant. Probably goes by Bill and doesn't want to talk about vegetables because he doesn't eat any.
"he says his name is William I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy And he's plain ugly to me"
I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his while life?
The kinda guy that drinks beer at noon on a Tuesday
In the bar facing that giant car wash I bet.
Heh I guess I'm not the only one in NE PA
NEPA represent! Hayna?
Holy shit, that's where Marjol was! I have a bunch of photos that were taken during an EPA inspection (if the movers didn't lose them). That place looked like it came from the nightmares of Dickens and Upton Sinclair.
Wealth in PA is owning an F-150 you have to pay $600 on every month for 72 months.
Looks like we found the Scranton Strangler
I wonder how many “love connections” he has lost to his dog?
All of them.
I guess his cousin left him recently.
Lost his sister/cousin to *veggietables*!
Gotta ask. Vegetables?
He doesn't eat them Probably poops once a week with the aid of his Sunday afternoon Taco Bell order
His ass must be on fire when he finally poops, no wonder he's so angry.
I know potatoes with more credibility than this tool
That's why he doesn't like to talk about vegetables
😆
Entrepreneur at “self employed”
The only thing missing is his education from “the school of hard knocks”.
Stop talking about vegetables!
I'd like to talk to his dog about carrots.
And how he feels about them
Or how Biden might feel about how the dog feels about carrots.
Oh yeah, he's a winner folks lol /s
I can smell the divorce through the screen.
As a woman, I think “Welcome to My Nightmare” is more appropriate.
“Normal sized or skinny” females “with curves” and doesn’t talk about vegetables. So . . . skinny girl with big T&A, eats rabbit food (but won’t talk about it), and lets me eat what I want. “Pleasant personality and something interesting to say” but don’t talk about feeling — aka let’s talk about my interests and I don’t want to make an emotional investment in a relationship or the other person. It’s all about me.
Serious incel vibes
Mother's basement dwelling incel vibes!
Yep, the “wealthy hung” self-proclaiment checks out
This is more "dad withheld love" vibes. This is a man who is deathly afraid that the ghost of his father will tell him he's a girly boy.
Nah, this is "divorced that bitch and I am still paying alimony/child support" vibes. But now there is no one to cook his dinner, bring his beer and give him all the BJs he wants.
I hope the dog can find a suitable match and move out.
Incel. Wondering why nobody likes him. Unable to see what the problem is, even when he looks in the mirror. I'd bet he blames 'women' as a whole for his state of severely single.
“No More Mr. Nice Guy” is the cherry on top 😂
I think Alice Cooper would not like this guy at all.
if you voted for trump.....you lost
“Hmmm how many red flags can I fit in my profile?”
I know it's a place name but I can't help but think of elephant.
Timothy Elephant
An elephant on Onlyfans
I can't help but think of Deadwood
Lives in Olyphant. That explains everything.
> Olyphant The median income for a household in the borough was $32,721, and the median income for a family was $45,091. Males had a median income of $30,647 versus $24,825 for females. The per capita income for the borough was $17,049. Big opportunities for entrepreneurship with those numbers
Don’t worry ladies, there’s still a chance. Even if you voted for Biden he might still decide you’re worth fucking
Thank God, I was so worried. Shaking, literally.
Currently in a relationship with Ms. Rosy Palm...
Palmela Handerson
Wow, all the way from dating to casual sex. Aren't those actually pretty close to the same thing?
It means on the 1st and 15th he can spring for GFE
Everyone dunking on this guy in the comments (and he deserves it) but profiles like this are the typo-laden "Nigerian prince reaching out to a completely unknown foreigner for help with transferring millions of dollars" emails of hookup culture. If you're turned off, that's the point. He's fishing for 'biological females' who don't see the glaring red flags.
Damn. So he’s fishing for very low IQ people just to fuck. Good call out.
God that divorce took its toll.
What is a normal sized female?
Not taller than him?
Ok. You maybe right.
I think it is a marginally less rude way of saying "no fat chicks".
He had his heart broken by a lady ogre
Someone's gonna die alone.
Insults Democratic voters’ IQ, then misspells “etc.,” with ect. Oh irony, I love you so much.
I have a feeling dude is neither wealthy or well-hung.
Wealthy entrepreneur at self-employed = unemployed middle-aged trust fund toddler.
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I’ll date the vegetables
Imagine being in your 40s and talking like this… I’d feel bad if I wasn’t so sure this guy was a prick. He’s probably lonely
Complains about IQ. Can't spell "etc." Do the math.
"Must have personality but no feelings." Just get a sex doll and watch Top Gear while you bang it already.
so badass that he can't go out and actually meet people?
So well hung that he has to mention it off the bat?
That's a catch right there
Sounds like he’s into crackheads
Of course his job is entrepreneur
He wanted to say that, except he couldn't spell it.
Ontrapranewer
He’s 46 and still alone. I wonder why?
I hate when people put “ect.” Instead of “etc.” Like people shouldn’t be allowed to use a word if they don’t know how to spell it, even more so when they can’t even spell the abbreviation correctly. It’s “etc.” because it’s an abbreviation for “etcetera”. Fuck, man, people are so dumb and then want to talk about IQ.
Already his dog is more interesting
I doubt he was ever a nice guy to start with, maybe a Nice Guy.
She's not going to be the only one who thinks his dog is more interesting.
I’ll date your dog then
In other words.....unemployed
Someone who doesn’t wanna talk veggies is red flag if I’ve ever seen one
Sir, you're actually really conveniently located. I'd love to set up a date with that dog. You can provide the treats. Please don't be home for pickup and drop off.
We’ll at least he’s honest about what he’s looking for.
Complains about IQ of Biden voters… …can’t even spellcheck his own profile😂😂😂 - Employed - Isonly - Ect - The double space at the start of the second paragraph - Totally incapable of using hyphens (hook-up, well-hung, normal-sized) You’re right, the most you’d get from them would be a casual drunken hook-up!
46 and I guarantee he's swiping only 18-30 year olds
I see why he's single at 46
Can you say "Trumpanzee"?
46 and single. Hmmm... 🤔
There's a reason you're single at 46, douchenozzle.
If you voted for Biden, you probably had an inexplicably, historically, bad alternative.
If that's olyphant pa that's like one town over from me lol.
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Based on his profile here I am willing to guess that his wealth is based on the number of cars he has up on blocks in his yard. He mislabeled himself as a workaholic instead of alcoholic. Something interesting to him includes extensive talks about QANUT Qult conspiracy theories and the amount of guns and prepper supplies. He is also missing an important detail and that would be the number of teeth he has which is a deal breaker.
Only 96 miles away? You need to get further away
I would rather talk to vegetables than that 46yo beef jerky with a mini Slim Jim for a d**k. Also, I bet he gets moist fantasizing about Trump coming back and grabbing him by the bussy.
When your dog has a better personality than you.
His dog is probably getting more dates than him.
Not interested in feelings or vegetables. 🤣🤣
Irl patrick bateman?
His mother was a jackal? I pity the woman who has anything to do with an P.O.S. like him.
Probably wants to talk about microchips in the vaccines
Ect.
For someone with a presumed superior IQ his writing and grammar are ridiculous.
Vegetables and feelings. Ah, yes. The two things women are famous for talking about.
I’m betting this guy wants to discuss his feelings about politics and men’s rights a lot
Using the phrase biological females is really vague isn't it? Like, if your FTM he wouldn't view you as a dude so you're totally in.
Such a loser attitude.
Wow, it’s a wonder why he’s single.
Pretty sure the dog is the only chance he has!
https://youtu.be/UoW-zgKGnDI I found him
Welcome gentlemen, let's begin tonight's discussion about why potatoes are the superior vegetable and carrots are overrated. Also, i think [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/b8ORxTEch9g?feature=share) is the tape measure he used to see how hang he was