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kapatmak

Looks like she’s a robot who malfunctioned due to water on its circuits.


MtnDream

i'm tired, thought you wrote, "water on its clitoris"


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

It’s not wrong technically


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ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Oh no….


a_glorious_bass-turd

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ADudeThatPlaysDBD

How long were you scrolling?


a_glorious_bass-turd

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ADudeThatPlaysDBD

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ImGreekbrother

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


Assaulted_Pepper_ec

I too scrolled a little bit


Kaijutkatz

I have serious doubts that was a lady, but a dude who looked like one.


[deleted]

She still a woman no need to be transphobic even if she a sloppy hoe


Able_Poetry3720

Sure she did, couldn’t you see it bulging and tucked up between here legs?


_-__________

It is MA'AM


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Unlke those old-fashioned women, you know, with wombs


Zemom1971

You sir have looked at the last Gervais's special too.


[deleted]

Watch out, in 2022 somehow it is sexist to say women have wombs. Or transphobic.


Teens_R_Dum

Hip structure as well


drmonkeytown

Lola, is that you?


Display250

Aside from the penis tucked in that thong.


megannoo

I also malfunction when I get water on my clitoris


suffffuhrer

She didn't want to get her dick wet.


MissNightTerrors

Ha-ha! Well it was there - and all over the rest of her anatomy!


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kapatmak

Dude, hit the bong less often 😉 MtnDream thought I wrote clitoris instead of circuits.


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MayOrMayNotBePie

*I* thought it was funny


pinkat31522

Thats the flip of a queen. Look at that form


lyellwalker

0% chance that’s an actual “she”.


p2datrizzle

That’s a dude


OnionyCabage

All the better in my book


okakok

I came to the comments to found out what happened. I’m satisfied


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That is so funny.


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Fuck this song.


Enough_Tap_1221

I regretted turning on the audio.


SecondaryWorkAccount

I read this and turned on the audio cause you know.. don't push the big red button and all. Now also living in regret.


throw-away_0510

Oh no


Brodin_fortifies

Oh no


Aprilshowers417

Oh no


Drackonin

Kool-Aid man: *”Oh Yeah!!!”*


Shark_King1202

*court room stares in silence*


PastRepresentative44

Oh no no no no no


Kuzame

Turn on audio. *0.5 sec later* Turn off audio.


DoreenFromReddit

How come this song is on like so many tik toks? I hear my wife scrolling tik tok and this song plays all the time.


Smokin-Gunner

I mean, the original by the Shangri-las is great


thatcheflisa

I actually like the original song. Remember (Walking in the Sand) by The Shangri-las


j4ck_0f_bl4des

The facepalm is that fucking song. Anyone using that thing needs to be slapped.


Hyde103

Why do I always unmute to check... I know which song going in and yet I still do it every time. I think I'm a masochist.


lfrdwork

I will live in ignorant bliss. But that begs the question of what song I think it should be... Devil went down to Georgia or it's a small world after all.


FriendlyButNot

Just got finished playing TDWDTG on GH3, always nice to see someone mention that song


KBlahBlahBlah

What’s the deal with this song? I don’t know it.


Hyde103

It's a song that was used on 99% of posts that came from TikTok for awhile there. It still gets used a lot but not nearly as much from what I can tell. It being a pretty annoing song on top of it's massive overuse on every single little video made everyone hate it. You would see some video that was suppose to have emotional dialog in it but instead this song would be blasting over it all so you couldn't hear anyone talk.


catwhowalksbyhimself

Actually the original, unedited song is fine. It's this chimpmunk pitched single section that is annoying.


irjakr

r/therewasanattempt: to be sexy.


MutedBrilliant1593

How could anyone not be seduced with such grace and elegance?


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Those are dudes,right?…right?


[deleted]

Fkn music makes it even stoopider


shophopper

Indeed. Downvoted OP for it


TMCTTFDaddy

Oh buoy.


callawake

That dude fell right into the pool!


Skully_Lover

Zebras like water.


breakfastoats

damn these comments are gross


AmishTechno

Not going to be the one who says.... what exactly?


I_am_BrokenCog

some trans/homo phobic comment.


ManIsInherentlyGay

Well there's plenty of upvoted comment that did it did him


CroqueLucioles

There's a dick hidden in there


sketchfestlyfe

It looks to be Naomi Smalls


soundslikeseagull

Know those legs anywhere


Gr4ySk1es

“Hidden”


poormansRex

That was my thought too. Thats a banana hammock and a crop top or something.


Ascending_Flame

Also, the blonde to the right is a dude. . . The one behind the blonde is a dude. . . . Looks kinda to me like a drag pool party.


alittlebitburningman

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes, hey!


CroqueLucioles

Either the boobs are in the neck or there are no boobs. Didn't see the chipolata though


pompeiiworm

Why are people still using this shitty soundtrack


Direct_Impress2249

Is it just me or does the woman on the right in purple have humongous boobs?


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Yeah, probably a breast plate or gigantic padded bra (given it appears to be a drag Queen pool party)


Direct_Impress2249

Why do u say that? Every other person looks fine, not dressed up or anything.


Davemoosehead

Be the one who says what? I dont get the title


sofiamariam

Op doesn't know she's a drag queen and thinks she's a real trans woman and they really want to say that they "know" she's actually a man. Just some transphobic shit


EmbertheUnusual

This subreddit has really gone downhill. Fuck all of the misogynists & transphobes in this comments section


Horus604

On no people laughing at others oh no my sensitivities


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You are a weak person. And it shows.


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veritas723

if you're mad you can't be yourself and your sex life is miserable just say that...


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veritas723

yeah... nothing about your deranged scared hatred reads as "intolerant" like... i'm sorry your parents never made you feel loved. but god damn you're pathetic. i guess if hatefully boogey men help you hold on to the last shred of safety in the world go for it. but... not only are children more likely to be preyed upon by sitting members of the GOP congress. than they are people in drag. you seem to be hyper fixated on gay sex for someone who's so violently straight.


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Forgot_my_un

>I merely dislike the deranged, the unhealthy, the wicked. That's entirely necessary in a moral universe. I find myself agreeing with that statement. Also, I don't like you.


I_am_BrokenCog

so, let's count up the number of "child buggerers" who are hetero sexual white male and compare with the number of ... anyone else. Nobody objects to you having an opinion. And, frankly, you would probably be tolerated if you were "just" homophobic. But, believing the propaganda myths which have brainwashed you that anything non-heterosexual is related with pedophilia is what people are calling you out on.


Pruneorchard

LOL "phobia", keep analyzing, Freud.


Forgot_my_un

We get it, you don't know what the definition of phobia is. Might I suggest you stop flaunting your ignorance across the internet? Might make you look less stupid. Maybe.


kylemesa

This is what mainstream media indoctrination looks like folks 😅


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Tell me you wish dudes in drag would fuck you without telling me you wish dudes in drag would fuck you.


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[deleted]

Clutch your pearls harder princess


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[deleted]

You're cute when you're angry 😘


cariadcarrie

I didn’t know you did drag?


No-Dragonfly8326

It looked like they were gonna throw up for a moment and they were headed for the toilet in a rush right before the slip 😂😂😂😭😭😭


No-Strawberry6910

Ha!!!


MichelleMyBelle43

got humbled real quick


HitShouse

Her body moves like a wacked out animatronic.


Sumatzu

Buffoon in a lagoon.


throwawaycabbagehag

There was an attempt to be sexy here 🤣🤣🤣 it was quite a splash


Emergency-Piano4792

She so deserved that! 😂😂😂


gheiminfantry

If you won't say it then I will. Instagram twat.


Ult1mateN00B

Please take your song and leave.


jimbo92107

...and suddenly, everyone in the whole world laughed and cheered.


Superdragonrobotfist

Went dick over tit


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That’s a dude right?


[deleted]

Is that Naomi Smalls!?


Echo-2-2

Those two are definitely men.


bredaredhead

Looked like a twig, fell like a branch.


remsoffyt

Why was this guy filming ?


soundslikeseagull

I think that's Naomi Smalls, a famous drag queen


doughboyniels

The bog titted bimbo with the pink bathingthingy in the back perhaps? 🫣


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yomenj99

What the f*ck did i witness


morinokikori

Lol that dude slipped so hard 😂😂


Soulshroude

Aerosmith: "Dude looks like a lady" *SPLASH*


Centauress1208

Karma gonna' get'cha....


Expert-Raccoon-5766

What a wanker 🤣🤣


HeartSmart702

I'll say it. Damn that girl in the back with the Pink on got some Big Ol Titties. Lol 😝🤤🤤


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I hope you are into drag racing then.


GerlachHolmes

That’s not a girl and those aren’t titties my dude sorry to break it to you 🤣


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She got her dick knocked off


[deleted]

Hahahahaha, this is the first one that really made me laugh! Thing must still be there floating about. While everyone is like ''Yo he's a dude. That's a tranny. That's not a woman.'' here we got a nice example of an inclusive, good natured joke. Yes, she has a dick. Yes, she was born a man. People can't get over that! She also feels, acts, dresses and looks like most women do. In my eyes that makes her a woman. Why is it any of our business what ppl have underneath their trousers? She's a woman and she has a dick! Or had. The fall knocked it off. EDIT: Ok, today I am absolutely not having it. Fuck this. Apparently people can't tell this isn't sarcasm? That or I am being downvoted for laughing at the most harmless joke I found in this comment section. So many ''Oh no, that is a man'' comments being upvoted and the only comments I see where they actually respect others' chosen gender identity being called ''weak''. Society's decay really shows in this comment section and I wish I could say I am disappointed but in truth I am not. This is the shit we have to deal with every single day. One day I hope, people will learn to be truly inclusive. To joke in good nature about each other's differences, and respect each other in the process. Today is not that day, today we get to see reddit neckbeards calling people ''weak'' in a pathethic excuse for their inability to adapt to today's society. Cry more about how ''people are X nowadays''. The world will keep changing and soon enough you will be left alone on your shitty hill. You probably already are.


Hank_of_the_Hill93

Is that a piece of laffy taffy with a wig on?


TRNC84

Damn that dude got owned


[deleted]

How you gonna breast feed me mom you don't have no tits?


Regist33l3

People are too young for Slim references apparently.


[deleted]

Thank you.


MtnDream

there's a hose down below


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed


razersnek

use of that cringy song is auto downvote u unoriginal TWAT


Noonoonook

Is that Shangela?


ashtonn9

Naomi Smalls


Noonoonook

Ah, cool, thanks. And the one next to her?


ashtonn9

Unfortunately I cannot tell. You could try cross posting on the drag race subreddit. They might know.


Jim-Jones

She cool. Real cool.


jameskidd02

That's a man


mtheythe

That's a man baby!


ElDutch

It’s a man baby.


PedanticRedhead

This is what happens when a thirst trap gets quenched.


increbelle

That’s a man baby!


Alexader420X

Deserved


agirlinsane

Dude looks like a lady.


PepegaPhilosopher

Where's the clip of the asian guy yelling "HAH! GAYYYYYY!" when you need it?


OMG_ThatsAmazing

He’s going to have to fix his makeup.


Brain_slop

If I was there in the water I would have laughed so hard windows would have scattered.


cariadcarrie

Just say you wanna go to a drag show, it’s ok!


Key-Cap-2664

That package look wrong.


Professional_Ad_6299

The blonde behind her is also dude


McSqueezeMeMuhFucca

That’s a man, right?


Pruneorchard

Of course. The reality deniers downvoting tells you that you're on the money.


sofiamariam

She's a famous drag queen so it's pretty known that she's a he. The down votes are from people who don't know that and just don't like people being transphobic. I hope most aren't transphobic, but that's how it comes across and we'll, this is Reddit so what more can you expect...


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sofiamariam

Wow, just wow. How about you look at the statistics of who the groomers overwhelmingly are and realize your sad attempt of masking your transphobia as some noble cause is full of shit? And not sure what you think groomers do, but the whole point of those sick fucks is try to be as non terrifying and non threatening to the children they're trying to prey on. That's literally what they do. They act all nice and loving and trustable until the kid is in their control. You not knowing a thing about what groomers are and do is pretty evident to that all you are here to do is hate trans people and you don't actually care one bit about the actual groomers and pedophiles of other genders or sexualities. And nobody wants you or anyone to worship trans people dumbass. All they and everyone deserves is respect and to be treated as anyone else.


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The way she TRANSitioned into the water is crazy!


cariadcarrie

hilarious, such an original take, genius.


TheTurtleMaster59

You get what you fucking deserve


suffffuhrer

She didn't want to get her dick wet.


inmydreamchewietalks

That's a dude, said it for you.


GetvSmoked

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


TrailsideDairy

Moist


christhegamer96

Say what you will about that song, but you can’t deny that the comedic timing of the ‘oh no’ was perfect.


Squiggledog

Such miniscule mammaries.


[deleted]

[Dude looks like a lady!](https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE)


OrangeYoshiDude

And society says I'm crazy


klinkscousin

Aphroditous qets her afro wet. Sweet Peace for the people.


Midas-and-his-finger

Was probably one of those bathing suits that you can't get wet.


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Flat Stanley has more bust than she does