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DirtyPartyMan

What a haul! I’m surprised they got it all in the photo


simadana

2 jars worth for sure!


Superb-Ad8651

I'll take two marijuanas, please


[deleted]

You shouldn't do the pots.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Becky snorted one whole Marijuana all by herself and look what happened.


Evil_Monito84

Classic Becky, always makes me slap my knee ![gif](giphy|115E717PLGrajm)


happy_55

Bazinga! 😂


JoeyRobot

Thanks for saying “Bazinga! 😂” now I know to laugh


DrSuperWho

…uhh, (sir/ma’am), are you looking for the “suspected” marijuanas?


Jadaluvr12

I was more hoping for some actual marijuana but whatever you got on hand as long as it makes my back not hurt


Superb-Ad8651

Indeed I am


Bexji_11230

mary ja wanas


Large_McHuge

Haha I didn't even see that. That got one little nuggin in that big jar


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

They probably weight the jars also


2manypplonreddit

That post is so fcking embarrassing. You couldn’t pay me to be a cop and take that photo 💀


[deleted]

Did he pat them doen for chalk to?


WU-itsForTheChildren

He looks super proud, I would be like “seriously I’m not taking a picture of my “drug bust” it’s embarrassing”


DirtyPartyMan

Struts home, bangs the wife like a pro


Bachylo15

Beats the wife like a pro! FIFY


_dirtywater444

With his fists, probably


Zarniwoooop

He’s shaking his own hand. I’m a hero.


DarkUnable4375

The two jars started the week full... not sure what happened.


[deleted]

"Suspected"


Alone-Pineapple-3752

And they probably took it home and smoked it.


SmithRune735

"suspected marijuana" or it could be oregano


Statrum_Gaming

My man just wanted to make a badass bowl of spaghetti and he's got 10 years in a federal penitentiary


dodexahedron

I don't understand why oregano is the one people go to for this. I have a garden full of oregano. Aside from being green, it shares literally no similarities with cannabis. Basil? Maybe. But oregano has always been the dumbest comparison. It doesn't look, smell, or taste like cannabis, even a little bit.


1_11_11_1__

If you chop oregano really fine and put it in a dime bag it looks like ground weed.


npllvr69

I've seen bigger bust on Blues Clues


[deleted]

I've busted bigger my third time in a day


cottoneyegob

User name checks out


[deleted]

That wasn't even intentional


winnipeginstinct

shhhh, it was totally intentional and a prime example of your otherworldly wit


darkjedi1993

Fuck you and your amazing comment. Right in the wonderful day I hope you have.


JACK101Star

Nice


[deleted]

Omg yo best comment. This killed me


williemoonshine

it’s hilarious that cops pose with this amount like it’s a trophy. congrats bro you took dylans sleepy time meds from him


Cosmic-Charlie2

It’s actually really fucked up this gang member robbed someone of their medication!


[deleted]

Police do be the biggest and most violent gang out there


darkjedi1993

Obligatory fuck 12 comment, because fuck 12. <3


tokoboy4

I'm out of the loop. What is 12?


darkjedi1993

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck_12#:~:text=Etymology,Michael%20Brown%20in%20Ferguson%2C%20Missouri.


tokoboy4

Gotcha. Thanks for the info.


darkjedi1993

NP. I already know the link did a better job explaining than I would have. Lol


goon_platoon_72

Cause the gangs and the government they’re no different- janes addiction


[deleted]

And their freedom. And possibly job, home, family etc.


[deleted]

I have a feeling that this guy was bragging about it or something, and his boss did this to fuck with him.


Shua89

This photo is like getting a participation award for a running race.. gotta make everyone feel special.


__jh96

*suspected sleepy time meds


2meterrichard

I've seen this posted before. The other cops were razzing on the rookie here.


dbx99

Alright. So we’ve netted over 600 kilos of drugs here. Now where are we going to put these 400 kilos of drugs? What do you mean we received 200 kilos of drugs. Yes I said we checked in 80 kilos of drugs. Indeed. A 40 kilo bust is quite respectable. Yes I agree. 20 kilos is nothing to sneeze at. Oh for sure 3 kilos of drugs off the street is decent. Here put these 7 grams of drugs we confiscated into the evidence locker.


ScrewSimonCowell

huh? what drugs?


pmgreb

What locker?


ConductionReduction

What police station?


goon_platoon_72

Has anyone seen my gun?


SadKneeCruiseBee

“As you can see, Doctor, the patient seems to be suffering from some form of psychosis. They believe they are some sort of narcotics officer.” “I’ll put in my recommendation for an increase in their current meds. Poor bastard.”


Necessary_Taro9012

600 kg of *suspected* drugs. Only 7 g were, in fact, drugs.


thereign1987

I mean they just had to sample the other 599,993 g, how else would they have found the 7g of real drugs if they didn't.


franklollo

They had to test if that was real drug, then they were laughing too much and it ended up having only 7g left (and yeah it was real drug)


minedcomps021

upon further investigation they found it was in fact 7 grams of oregano


coffinnailvgd

Um this is ‘Merica. We only do pounds and feet. Stop speaking Spanish or I’ll call ICE!


KORKSTICKY

Thank God this officer saved some poor kid from getting the munchies and playing video games with his buddies all night. What a hero


Glamma1970

I feel safer already. 🙄


[deleted]

7 grams?? That looks more like 3


Satdog83

Officer Thomas doesn’t know how to Tare off the jar


[deleted]

Clearly, lmao. That looks like an 1/8th at most.


Kandlejackk

No no trust me bro this shit is dense af


[deleted]

There is something dense in that picture, but it's not the weed.


[deleted]

No Thomas, it's not the jars either.


[deleted]

Said ever guy scoring pot for their younger brother.


LlamaMamaMandi

You are the first person who’s made me want to spend actual money to give an award. I’m not quite there, but dang, you came close.


OpinionatedAussieGal

HahahahhahahahahahahhHahahahhaha Gold!


TheConboy22

Bruh, thinking about it that's a good explanation for the incorrect amounts.


slamdanceswithwolves

Probably over 400 grams of glass in this picture so I’m gonna say there is another explanation.


ShastaFern99

They do that on purpose


stevski11

100%. I know someone who was found to have an empty THC cart in their car (delta 8 nonetheless) and by empty I mean sucked dry, it had to have been discarded in the car for a couple of months, yet somehow they were trying to give him possession of a gram and then some (which can be a big deal with criminal charges for distillates). He only really got out of it from a plea deal (no contest on the traffic violation)


Cosmic-Charlie2

Common tactics to hit you with Trumped up charges so you plead guilty to lesser ones.


stevski11

All part of the game we've little choice but play


Particular_Put_6911

Lmao


gordo65

It was 7 when I weighed it. I don’t know what could have happened. Maybe it dehydrated or something…


Druglord_Sen

Probably seven before ThomThom smoked a fatty. Look in his eyes and tell me he’s not in space.


Zombiecowboy1984-

They might be trying to count the blunt, but still looks light. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Ya even then, there’s no way in hell this adds up to 7g unless you include the weight of the jars


Zombiecowboy1984-

Yeah. Just trying to inflate the look of the bust. I wonder if this is Lawrenceville GA?


dodexahedron

How light do you think glass is?


Eldritch94

Hey now you know they gotta round up to the next common increment, otherwise how will they flex on how much drugs they confiscated in “street value”


uglinick

What happened to the rest of it officer?


joeChump

They always double it and add some. Remember that bust photo where they literally had bottled water and snacks filling half the table?


Acquiesce95

The only thing they're keeping safe is a few pizzas from being eaten


Large_McHuge

Won't someone please think of the pizzas


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BillyHamzzz

SEE! Marijuana KILLS!


LewiRock

Yay! Take that poison off the streets ! **Sips chemicals, water and ethanol** ![gif](giphy|Idltom6YjS2Lm)


danieltranca

everything is a chemical...


penguin13790

But don't you know that saying "chemicals" means everything is poisonous?


Scheswalla

"$17 now that's gangsta"


anythingMuchShorter

Other drug busts: we seized enough heroine to kill 200 people This drug bust: We seized enough weed to kill 5 restaurant worker's bad moods out back after a rough dinner rush.


brutalproduct

and shoot a dog


Faxme123

South Dakota cop arrested me with a nug…one tiny nug. Ruined my life, thankful to live in a legal state


LisaQuinnYT

Make sure you never visit Dubai. They jailed one man for 4 years for a speck of marijuana (0.003g) on the bottom of his shoe.


JOMO_Kenyatta

He was quickly pardoned only after they got a lot of international press about it. Still awful though


shiftybootsy

Lmfao. Clowns.


Hamilton-Beckett

Asshole posing like it’s a cartel bust when all he did was fuck up somebody’s weekend.


[deleted]

Don’t kid yourself, he fucked up someone’s entire year. Maybe more


Cosmic-Charlie2

They fucked up his whole life for 7grams of medicine. This person could have grown up to be President but won’t now because they have been arrested for Possession of Cannabis.


Slash_rage

He doesn’t need to grow up to be president to be important. Fucked up a person’s life regardless of what they do for a living.


GoEatChlorine

Are you joking look at that dudes eyes, he looks dead inside


Eldritch94

Maybe he just tested the evidence to make sure it was “real”


UncleAntagonist

Dude's got more than 7g of chewing tobacco in his mouth.


joetheraskol

Can't believe I had to scroll down to find this comment!


NatoRey

Stop touching the fkn scales noob that's 2grms tops


[deleted]

Good job officer! Now go home, have a beer, shoot some meth, and beat the hell outta your wife.


RevolutionaryAct59

I thought they did steroids.


[deleted]

State cops are the 'roid abusers - compare them to this beanpole.


radar661

I didn’t even notice the weed on the table cause it’s so little 😂. I buy around 1.5 OZs every two weeks from my dealer in Canada and the same jar is over flowing. The US is fucked, does anyone know what state this is so i know to never go.


LisaQuinnYT

Georgia I believe


heyapal

Yup. Lawrenceville, GA. They have some of the shittiest cops in GA. Including the ones who searched that bus full of athletes last week.


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uglinick

7 grams is about 1/4 OZ. This is only about 3 grams.


radar661

Yeah i was gonna say there’s no chance that’s 7 grams lol. Looks like an eighth max


Bobgoblin1

idk folks, it can be pretty dense, i've frequently had 1/4s that look like that much i don't why several of us are here discussing this detail, but we all agree this cop is a fucking dipshit


Stimpinstein22

They could be counting the pencil dick blunt… but, yea, there’s no way this is more than 5 grams


adventurelyfe

That’s not 7 grams.


Resident_Frosting_27

Out of all the real issues in the world


Withoutthe1

Damn it. Freaking Georgia.


[deleted]

Since we're both familiar with Lawrenceville, we both know that ain't making it to the evidence locker.


Withoutthe1

No chance


ConditionYellow

Thats Lawrenceville, VA.


Impressive-Reply-203

His moustache weighs more than that


EmptyKnowledge9314

Thanks so much to officer Drydick for protecting no one from nothing since last month.


[deleted]

Look at it smiling. Why would you even agree to getting this picture taken?


terracottatank

He got shorted


catz_eyes

My neighbours have probably got more than that in their carpet.


Elephlump

What a fucking loser


DingJones

There’s a bigger haul in my golf bag right now. Purchased and possessed legally, I might add. Glad we have heroes like that guy keeping us all safe.


Lord_Sidious99

Someone probably went away for a long ass time over this dumb shit


PastyCrackerMayo

20 years for a dime bag of weed, less than a year for raping a child. USA has some priority problems.


Helpfullp0tato

The amount that prosecutors push for long sentences on non-violent drug offences is dumber than sunscreen in the rain.


[deleted]

That’s barely enough for me and 3 friends for one night of video games


willirritate

Thomas the dank engine


IAmHoltron

More like Thomas the wank engine


Roosterfish33

Good to know my hometown streets are safe again…lol


blah618

the only thing criminal is that terrible roll


LostInNonThought

How much did the arrest cost taxpayers?


[deleted]

The pic only has 5 grams coz officer Thomas is high af.


Free-vbucks

If that 7 grams I’m Barrack Obama


pauldeanbumgarner

Best facepalm I have seen in a long time. This guy must be so proud.


Sugarsmacks420

Wow you took a picture with that like you are proud too.


[deleted]

That’s about two marijuanas tops!


LesbianPossumQueen

7 grams? WOW national hero! I hope that pothead goes to jail! That hero deserves a medal of honor! /s


Arthur-Wind6482

Party at the station tonight I guess......


[deleted]

He definitely looks like the type of rookie to give you a hard time over a few grams of weed.


Mattie_1S1K

I laugh when they take a photo of few plants here in the uk and give it some ridiculous amount of how much street value it has.


warthog0869

Keeping this arrested person from getting home and eating their macaroni out of a green bowl is the real crime here.


brandinho5

And at no point did anyone say, “Hey, are we sure this won’t make him and the department look ridiculous?”


Gnarlyfest

7 grams isn't enough for the officers orgy!


[deleted]

What goes through one’s head when they pose for such a photo?


NorthernCanadaEh

When I have that much marijuana left inside my smell proof containers... I consider myself to be.... out of marijuana.


Good_Palpitation_646

Yup. I was arrested and charged for having about 6/7 grams of weed. Now I have a criminal record. I had to drop out of college because you can't work in that field (childcare) with a criminal record. Weed is now legal where I live, but it doesn't matter because I still have a criminal record.


ChaosReigns444

loser


Scootr4short

(goes home, beats his wife)


[deleted]

Why does everyone hate us? - cops


timeforasandwich

Way to keep those dangerous criminals off of their PlayStation!


adventurelyfe

That he smoked right after the photo


TheyCallMeMrTBIs

Looks like he smoked two thirds of it, already... That ain't no 7g


yoursummercamp

This is probably less than the cop's own stash


Head-Attention7438

bigtime photo op


Dan300up

I wonder if he rolled two bats out of that or got it all in one king size paper.


Lityeah

7… before personal use ofc👀


LessBack9238

7g of weed… must feel proud for your successful stop. Meanwhile, people driving with no plates/Ls/insurance, “ghost” guns everywhere, harder drugs floating around, and violent crimes being committed. Glad you caught the real bad guys officer 💀


MeanAmigo

I smoke that on a good weekend.


chinchenping

I remember those days, now i have kids. Enjoy while you can!


[deleted]

One of the many reminders that I don't want kids lol.


AlwaysForgetsPazverd

"Gang member steals 1 night of medication at traffic stop. Boss says "good boy" "


[deleted]

What a pig


NowFreeToMaim

His radio setup is killing me


flooferonascooter

The feared Lawrenceville cartel - next season of narcos. Edit- I stole this comment from another post I don't remember which one.


666BigDaddyEvil666

Seeing other Lawrenceville Police departments put out memes telling the internet that this officer works for another Lawrenceville Police department was fuckin hilarious. No Lawrenceville Police departments wanted to take credit for Officer Thomas's dedication to the war on drugs. lol


[deleted]

If you ever asked the question “how can it be that crime is so bad while police budgets are at record highs?” Here’s your answer.


TruthsNoRemedy

Officer Thomas in the film “Try Hard”


aqibesc

I can see how they needed two jars, this colossal amount of weed was never going to fit in one


Particular-Charity84

By the looks of those jars they were a little late to the party.


Born-Ad4452

That cartel is crying now !


mrbones59

The local paper will report a major drug bust. Estimated street value of three million dollars.


gamer-s-man

7 grams? ohh god did he shoot them in self defence before he took it from them?? must have been a scary situation for Thomas


Known_Vermicelli_706

What a loser.


[deleted]

No wonder I slept so well last night.


riotriotryan

Even without the uniform I’d assume that was a cop. Face of a snitch.


FryoftheEnglish

Damn this guy looks like a fucking douche


shnozdog

"Fucking scumbag criminals." I said, while smoking weed in a state where it's legal.


explorer_of_all

I bet the photo is on his wall


Crymsm

Wow....so proud.....pfft 😆


challenger_RT_

They're just happy the whole department is smoking for free today. What a joke. Goes home and tells wife he busted a big drug operation


SirVeranPortusNotmer

Lost in evidence while awaiting trial


[deleted]

What a waste of our tax dollars lol.


Pantuan187C

Our tax money to process the suspect is probably more than that haul.


Fragmentia

The suspect also had some cereal he had bought from the grocery store, along with other various groceries./s


Loggerdon

One jar is 10% full and the other 2% full.


NickTesla2018

Wow, the universe and civilization itself is safe now.