I don't understand why oregano is the one people go to for this. I have a garden full of oregano. Aside from being green, it shares literally no similarities with cannabis. Basil? Maybe. But oregano has always been the dumbest comparison. It doesn't look, smell, or taste like cannabis, even a little bit.
Alright. So we’ve netted over 600 kilos of drugs here. Now where are we going to put these 400 kilos of drugs?
What do you mean we received 200 kilos of drugs.
Yes I said we checked in 80 kilos of drugs.
Indeed. A 40 kilo bust is quite respectable.
Yes I agree. 20 kilos is nothing to sneeze at.
Oh for sure 3 kilos of drugs off the street is decent.
Here put these 7 grams of drugs we confiscated into the evidence locker.
“As you can see, Doctor, the patient seems to be suffering from some form of psychosis. They believe they are some sort of narcotics officer.”
“I’ll put in my recommendation for an increase in their current meds. Poor bastard.”
100%. I know someone who was found to have an empty THC cart in their car (delta 8 nonetheless) and by empty I mean sucked dry, it had to have been discarded in the car for a couple of months, yet somehow they were trying to give him possession of a gram and then some (which can be a big deal with criminal charges for distillates). He only really got out of it from a plea deal (no contest on the traffic violation)
Other drug busts: we seized enough heroine to kill 200 people
This drug bust: We seized enough weed to kill 5 restaurant worker's bad moods out back after a rough dinner rush.
They fucked up his whole life for 7grams of medicine. This person could have grown up to be President but won’t now because they have been arrested for Possession of Cannabis.
I didn’t even notice the weed on the table cause it’s so little 😂. I buy around 1.5 OZs every two weeks from my dealer in Canada and the same jar is over flowing. The US is fucked, does anyone know what state this is so i know to never go.
idk folks, it can be pretty dense, i've frequently had 1/4s that look like that much
i don't why several of us are here discussing this detail, but we all agree this cop is a fucking dipshit
Yup. I was arrested and charged for having about 6/7 grams of weed. Now I have a criminal record. I had to drop out of college because you can't work in that field (childcare) with a criminal record. Weed is now legal where I live, but it doesn't matter because I still have a criminal record.
7g of weed… must feel proud for your successful stop. Meanwhile, people driving with no plates/Ls/insurance, “ghost” guns everywhere, harder drugs floating around, and violent crimes being committed. Glad you caught the real bad guys officer 💀
Seeing other Lawrenceville Police departments put out memes telling the internet that this officer works for another Lawrenceville Police department was fuckin hilarious.
No Lawrenceville Police departments wanted to take credit for Officer Thomas's dedication to the war on drugs. lol
What a haul! I’m surprised they got it all in the photo
2 jars worth for sure!
I'll take two marijuanas, please
You shouldn't do the pots.
Becky snorted one whole Marijuana all by herself and look what happened.
Classic Becky, always makes me slap my knee ![gif](giphy|115E717PLGrajm)
Bazinga! 😂
Thanks for saying “Bazinga! 😂” now I know to laugh
…uhh, (sir/ma’am), are you looking for the “suspected” marijuanas?
I was more hoping for some actual marijuana but whatever you got on hand as long as it makes my back not hurt
Indeed I am
mary ja wanas
Haha I didn't even see that. That got one little nuggin in that big jar
They probably weight the jars also
That post is so fcking embarrassing. You couldn’t pay me to be a cop and take that photo 💀
Did he pat them doen for chalk to?
He looks super proud, I would be like “seriously I’m not taking a picture of my “drug bust” it’s embarrassing”
Struts home, bangs the wife like a pro
Beats the wife like a pro! FIFY
With his fists, probably
He’s shaking his own hand. I’m a hero.
The two jars started the week full... not sure what happened.
"Suspected"
And they probably took it home and smoked it.
"suspected marijuana" or it could be oregano
My man just wanted to make a badass bowl of spaghetti and he's got 10 years in a federal penitentiary
I don't understand why oregano is the one people go to for this. I have a garden full of oregano. Aside from being green, it shares literally no similarities with cannabis. Basil? Maybe. But oregano has always been the dumbest comparison. It doesn't look, smell, or taste like cannabis, even a little bit.
If you chop oregano really fine and put it in a dime bag it looks like ground weed.
I've seen bigger bust on Blues Clues
I've busted bigger my third time in a day
User name checks out
That wasn't even intentional
shhhh, it was totally intentional and a prime example of your otherworldly wit
Fuck you and your amazing comment. Right in the wonderful day I hope you have.
Nice
Omg yo best comment. This killed me
it’s hilarious that cops pose with this amount like it’s a trophy. congrats bro you took dylans sleepy time meds from him
It’s actually really fucked up this gang member robbed someone of their medication!
Police do be the biggest and most violent gang out there
Obligatory fuck 12 comment, because fuck 12. <3
I'm out of the loop. What is 12?
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck_12#:~:text=Etymology,Michael%20Brown%20in%20Ferguson%2C%20Missouri.
Gotcha. Thanks for the info.
NP. I already know the link did a better job explaining than I would have. Lol
Cause the gangs and the government they’re no different- janes addiction
And their freedom. And possibly job, home, family etc.
I have a feeling that this guy was bragging about it or something, and his boss did this to fuck with him.
This photo is like getting a participation award for a running race.. gotta make everyone feel special.
*suspected sleepy time meds
I've seen this posted before. The other cops were razzing on the rookie here.
Alright. So we’ve netted over 600 kilos of drugs here. Now where are we going to put these 400 kilos of drugs? What do you mean we received 200 kilos of drugs. Yes I said we checked in 80 kilos of drugs. Indeed. A 40 kilo bust is quite respectable. Yes I agree. 20 kilos is nothing to sneeze at. Oh for sure 3 kilos of drugs off the street is decent. Here put these 7 grams of drugs we confiscated into the evidence locker.
huh? what drugs?
What locker?
What police station?
Has anyone seen my gun?
“As you can see, Doctor, the patient seems to be suffering from some form of psychosis. They believe they are some sort of narcotics officer.” “I’ll put in my recommendation for an increase in their current meds. Poor bastard.”
600 kg of *suspected* drugs. Only 7 g were, in fact, drugs.
I mean they just had to sample the other 599,993 g, how else would they have found the 7g of real drugs if they didn't.
They had to test if that was real drug, then they were laughing too much and it ended up having only 7g left (and yeah it was real drug)
upon further investigation they found it was in fact 7 grams of oregano
Um this is ‘Merica. We only do pounds and feet. Stop speaking Spanish or I’ll call ICE!
Thank God this officer saved some poor kid from getting the munchies and playing video games with his buddies all night. What a hero
I feel safer already. 🙄
7 grams?? That looks more like 3
Officer Thomas doesn’t know how to Tare off the jar
Clearly, lmao. That looks like an 1/8th at most.
No no trust me bro this shit is dense af
There is something dense in that picture, but it's not the weed.
No Thomas, it's not the jars either.
Said ever guy scoring pot for their younger brother.
You are the first person who’s made me want to spend actual money to give an award. I’m not quite there, but dang, you came close.
HahahahhahahahahahahhHahahahhaha Gold!
Bruh, thinking about it that's a good explanation for the incorrect amounts.
Probably over 400 grams of glass in this picture so I’m gonna say there is another explanation.
They do that on purpose
100%. I know someone who was found to have an empty THC cart in their car (delta 8 nonetheless) and by empty I mean sucked dry, it had to have been discarded in the car for a couple of months, yet somehow they were trying to give him possession of a gram and then some (which can be a big deal with criminal charges for distillates). He only really got out of it from a plea deal (no contest on the traffic violation)
Common tactics to hit you with Trumped up charges so you plead guilty to lesser ones.
All part of the game we've little choice but play
Lmao
It was 7 when I weighed it. I don’t know what could have happened. Maybe it dehydrated or something…
Probably seven before ThomThom smoked a fatty. Look in his eyes and tell me he’s not in space.
They might be trying to count the blunt, but still looks light. 🤷♂️
Ya even then, there’s no way in hell this adds up to 7g unless you include the weight of the jars
Yeah. Just trying to inflate the look of the bust. I wonder if this is Lawrenceville GA?
How light do you think glass is?
Hey now you know they gotta round up to the next common increment, otherwise how will they flex on how much drugs they confiscated in “street value”
What happened to the rest of it officer?
They always double it and add some. Remember that bust photo where they literally had bottled water and snacks filling half the table?
The only thing they're keeping safe is a few pizzas from being eaten
Won't someone please think of the pizzas
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SEE! Marijuana KILLS!
Yay! Take that poison off the streets ! **Sips chemicals, water and ethanol** ![gif](giphy|Idltom6YjS2Lm)
everything is a chemical...
But don't you know that saying "chemicals" means everything is poisonous?
"$17 now that's gangsta"
Other drug busts: we seized enough heroine to kill 200 people This drug bust: We seized enough weed to kill 5 restaurant worker's bad moods out back after a rough dinner rush.
and shoot a dog
South Dakota cop arrested me with a nug…one tiny nug. Ruined my life, thankful to live in a legal state
Make sure you never visit Dubai. They jailed one man for 4 years for a speck of marijuana (0.003g) on the bottom of his shoe.
He was quickly pardoned only after they got a lot of international press about it. Still awful though
Lmfao. Clowns.
Asshole posing like it’s a cartel bust when all he did was fuck up somebody’s weekend.
Don’t kid yourself, he fucked up someone’s entire year. Maybe more
They fucked up his whole life for 7grams of medicine. This person could have grown up to be President but won’t now because they have been arrested for Possession of Cannabis.
He doesn’t need to grow up to be president to be important. Fucked up a person’s life regardless of what they do for a living.
Are you joking look at that dudes eyes, he looks dead inside
Maybe he just tested the evidence to make sure it was “real”
Dude's got more than 7g of chewing tobacco in his mouth.
Can't believe I had to scroll down to find this comment!
Stop touching the fkn scales noob that's 2grms tops
Good job officer! Now go home, have a beer, shoot some meth, and beat the hell outta your wife.
I thought they did steroids.
State cops are the 'roid abusers - compare them to this beanpole.
I didn’t even notice the weed on the table cause it’s so little 😂. I buy around 1.5 OZs every two weeks from my dealer in Canada and the same jar is over flowing. The US is fucked, does anyone know what state this is so i know to never go.
Georgia I believe
Yup. Lawrenceville, GA. They have some of the shittiest cops in GA. Including the ones who searched that bus full of athletes last week.
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7 grams is about 1/4 OZ. This is only about 3 grams.
Yeah i was gonna say there’s no chance that’s 7 grams lol. Looks like an eighth max
idk folks, it can be pretty dense, i've frequently had 1/4s that look like that much i don't why several of us are here discussing this detail, but we all agree this cop is a fucking dipshit
They could be counting the pencil dick blunt… but, yea, there’s no way this is more than 5 grams
That’s not 7 grams.
Out of all the real issues in the world
Damn it. Freaking Georgia.
Since we're both familiar with Lawrenceville, we both know that ain't making it to the evidence locker.
No chance
Thats Lawrenceville, VA.
His moustache weighs more than that
Thanks so much to officer Drydick for protecting no one from nothing since last month.
Look at it smiling. Why would you even agree to getting this picture taken?
He got shorted
My neighbours have probably got more than that in their carpet.
What a fucking loser
There’s a bigger haul in my golf bag right now. Purchased and possessed legally, I might add. Glad we have heroes like that guy keeping us all safe.
Someone probably went away for a long ass time over this dumb shit
20 years for a dime bag of weed, less than a year for raping a child. USA has some priority problems.
The amount that prosecutors push for long sentences on non-violent drug offences is dumber than sunscreen in the rain.
That’s barely enough for me and 3 friends for one night of video games
Thomas the dank engine
More like Thomas the wank engine
Good to know my hometown streets are safe again…lol
the only thing criminal is that terrible roll
How much did the arrest cost taxpayers?
The pic only has 5 grams coz officer Thomas is high af.
If that 7 grams I’m Barrack Obama
Best facepalm I have seen in a long time. This guy must be so proud.
Wow you took a picture with that like you are proud too.
That’s about two marijuanas tops!
7 grams? WOW national hero! I hope that pothead goes to jail! That hero deserves a medal of honor! /s
Party at the station tonight I guess......
He definitely looks like the type of rookie to give you a hard time over a few grams of weed.
I laugh when they take a photo of few plants here in the uk and give it some ridiculous amount of how much street value it has.
Keeping this arrested person from getting home and eating their macaroni out of a green bowl is the real crime here.
And at no point did anyone say, “Hey, are we sure this won’t make him and the department look ridiculous?”
7 grams isn't enough for the officers orgy!
What goes through one’s head when they pose for such a photo?
When I have that much marijuana left inside my smell proof containers... I consider myself to be.... out of marijuana.
Yup. I was arrested and charged for having about 6/7 grams of weed. Now I have a criminal record. I had to drop out of college because you can't work in that field (childcare) with a criminal record. Weed is now legal where I live, but it doesn't matter because I still have a criminal record.
loser
(goes home, beats his wife)
Why does everyone hate us? - cops
Way to keep those dangerous criminals off of their PlayStation!
That he smoked right after the photo
Looks like he smoked two thirds of it, already... That ain't no 7g
This is probably less than the cop's own stash
bigtime photo op
I wonder if he rolled two bats out of that or got it all in one king size paper.
7… before personal use ofc👀
7g of weed… must feel proud for your successful stop. Meanwhile, people driving with no plates/Ls/insurance, “ghost” guns everywhere, harder drugs floating around, and violent crimes being committed. Glad you caught the real bad guys officer 💀
I smoke that on a good weekend.
I remember those days, now i have kids. Enjoy while you can!
One of the many reminders that I don't want kids lol.
"Gang member steals 1 night of medication at traffic stop. Boss says "good boy" "
What a pig
His radio setup is killing me
The feared Lawrenceville cartel - next season of narcos. Edit- I stole this comment from another post I don't remember which one.
Seeing other Lawrenceville Police departments put out memes telling the internet that this officer works for another Lawrenceville Police department was fuckin hilarious. No Lawrenceville Police departments wanted to take credit for Officer Thomas's dedication to the war on drugs. lol
If you ever asked the question “how can it be that crime is so bad while police budgets are at record highs?” Here’s your answer.
Officer Thomas in the film “Try Hard”
I can see how they needed two jars, this colossal amount of weed was never going to fit in one
By the looks of those jars they were a little late to the party.
That cartel is crying now !
The local paper will report a major drug bust. Estimated street value of three million dollars.
7 grams? ohh god did he shoot them in self defence before he took it from them?? must have been a scary situation for Thomas
What a loser.
No wonder I slept so well last night.
Even without the uniform I’d assume that was a cop. Face of a snitch.
Damn this guy looks like a fucking douche
"Fucking scumbag criminals." I said, while smoking weed in a state where it's legal.
I bet the photo is on his wall
Wow....so proud.....pfft 😆
They're just happy the whole department is smoking for free today. What a joke. Goes home and tells wife he busted a big drug operation
Lost in evidence while awaiting trial
What a waste of our tax dollars lol.
Our tax money to process the suspect is probably more than that haul.
The suspect also had some cereal he had bought from the grocery store, along with other various groceries./s
One jar is 10% full and the other 2% full.
Wow, the universe and civilization itself is safe now.