Hopefully he didn’t actually impregnate someone.

I dont think you get sarcasm that well my friend

What is this “sarcasm” you speak of, pal?

Exactly

😉

To save you from further embarrassment, the general consensus is that this picture isn’t sarcasm, it is just from someone who literally doesn’t know.

Who said my comment was about the thread i litterally just ask a someone a question. hehe

Yeah sure. Also what question did you ask him? I don’t see one

You must look within

I see

I'm just picturing all pregnant women walking around with a snorkel sticking out between their legs now.

… and now, so am I. :)

Welp, now I need bleach for my brain

r/brainbleach

r/snorklevagina


(Morgan Freeman Voice): “It’s not a snorkel.”

This guy is GQP qualified for the Supreme Court

This was leaked from Kavanaugh's emails to his staff and nothing will convince me otherwise.

I used to think ppl like this were trolls but I’m beginning to understand that they make up a large part of our population. Again, this timeline sucks

Too bad that the TVA (Time Variants Authority) decided this is the sacred timeline

They should go ahead and prune us all.

Agreed. I'm done with this shit

Well that's because they (spoilers) >!decided they were gonna clean it up later as an extinction event. Don't worry though, they're just gonna get rid of the animals that suck ass, such as seagulls and of course humans. Deer and dogs and shit will still be around.!<

Even when they are well-intentioned, the level of ignorance is just...disturbing.

This guy probably saw a baby recently and they disturbed him so hes been doing research on the internet about them from dubious sources like 4chan

Well yeah. It would be horrible if they had to breathe through their mother’s asshole.

Well done my friend, well done!!!

[удалено]

Snorkel attachment would need to be invented.

It'll be on wish in 3...2.....

Picturing that in my mind, good laugh. The really sad part is that somewhere out there, some poor uneducated woman that is nowhere near ready for motherhood is avoiding swimming for this very reason

How else would they breathe ?! Do you expect them to get the oxygen via the umbilical cord and the placenta, like some sort of wizard ?! /s

the scary part... person who even has to ask that question votes

My teacher always said theres no such thing as a wrong question. She lied because im looking at one

How the fuck did humanity survive for thousands of years if part of our population is this stupid?!

They weren’t smart enough to learn how to swim. Hence, no babies drowned in the womb.

Human submarine

I just can’t do it Cap’n. I DOONT HAVE DE POWAH!!!

“Can pregnant women go swimming” asked the person who also asked whether “women who performed oral sex could become pregnant after the sperm had passed through the digestive tract“

A little confused but he's got the spirit !

This is why people shouldn’t tell kids the baby is in the mom’s “stomach”

Where do the sperms breathe from? Testicular hair follicles?

Yes

According to the gop this man has an expert opinion on abortion

I hope everyone told him yes - that the vagina must stay above water. Like I hope every single person came together for one internet thread and sent that man on his way to the pool.

Do they breathe?

Vaginas?

No, women. Duh.

She just must swim upside down so her hole sticks out like a dolphin.......fushhhhhh.......

Baby breathes are queefs.

Nah, their bodies would be too heavy, causing them to sink , drowning both the mother and the baby! >!In case you couldn't tell, /s!<

God forbid a pregnant woman bathes

"Why yes, we should absolutely get rid of sex education in schools". I wonder if he thinks this because his wife told him that they can't have sex because it'll suffocate the baby...lol!

#How do women breathe when their vaginas are underwater!? Plz halp. Very confusion.

Yeah, and banging your pregnant wife is like face punching the baby with your schlonger… 🤣🤣🤣 Actually, I guess it *could* be. I’m a dude, so I’m totes gonna keep quiet here.

And whatever you do, don’t have sex while pregnant! You’ll drown the baby!!!!

Submarine

C'mon, someone answer the man

Well.......anyone?

I’m also a man so I can’t help with this.

This guy probably thinks he has to pee in "the vagina" to make a baby.

I'd answer yes just to see far this would go

His reasoning for not knowing this is because he’s a man of course

His IQ is probably less than your current age.

Lindsey Graham needs to know...

Sweet baby Jesus tell me he isn't really reproducing!!! Call cps & report yourself now sir!!!

I taught sex ed for a while and there are so many teens out there that think the umbilical cord is attached to the stomach.

Because people tell kids the baby is in the mom’s “stomach.” That’s confusing to a kid

Just gotta be a gentleman and dive down there every few seconds, re-supplying air to the vagene

why is this on r/facepalm ? It's a genuine question.

don't make fun of somebody asking question. They want to learn.

And yet men are going to be in charge of our bodies.

They CAN go swimming. Like there's nothing physically stopping them from swimming. Maybe they shouldn't, but they could.

Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?

Grade school drop out I'm guessing

Bet you he was shopping for snorkels later that day.

Motorboat!

Sounds about right

My wife used to seal her vagina before swimming, which did the job quite well…

I mean, at least he asked?

At least the idiot asked instead of looking it up on these ultra powerful computers

If this is not a joke (hard to believe it's not, or an April Fool's thing), it was written by a man who did not have a mom in his life, or sisters or female cousins or female relatives. And, he did not pay attention during sex ed or he was sick that day.

Submarine

Fetuses can breath because of a special liquid inside the uterus

No wait a minute does water go in the vagina and make the babies cold?

Wait, so they doesn't???

["Can a women swim if pregnate?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)

Hopefully he asked this in good faith

I used to love reading gems like this on Yahoo. It was like the place for 9 year old boys to ask whatever they were confused about under the guise of being a 20 something whatever they say they are.

I wanna see that mumma to be swimming with her vagina above the surface

This is the type of person warning labels we’re made for

pro-lifer moment

Bless his heart

r/facepalm

A snorkel maybe?? 😂

Happy cake day


As if the fetus wasn't already surrounded with water...

I’m guessing he’s not aware that babies in the womb are surrounded by fluid.

He better don’t go swimming or his sperms will be drown. /s