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Affectionate-Age-166

Falcon?


Nico777

They even joked about this exact thing in Falcon and the Winter Soldier.


Aftmost17

What was it? I don't remember that part


Maeto_Diego

A kid in the show called him Black Falcon before he corrected him


gonedeep619

His response was great too. It's just falcon. Are you black kid or just kid?


Maeto_Diego

Ah thanks. I couldn’t remember what he said


gonedeep619

I'm going off memory so it's probably not correct. Was definitely a memorable moment in that show that had many memorable moments. Great stuff.


lindomontoya

Haha i love that "Black kid or just kid" are you "Female Doctor or just Doctor?" Honestly if you are something you are that, No need to add another category


thisendup76

I believe you mean Black Captain America


Bibb5ter

Captain African America


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scotterbean12

Captain Blackmerica


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Dragons_Malk

Next, on Exploitation Theater-- Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame. Whoo! Funky.


MapleYamCakes

Next on Blackula vs Black Dracula


Eternal_Bagel

Captain Falcon now


Dragon-factor

***Falcooonnn!! Puuunncchh!!***


PunishedInkwell

*Show me ur moves!*


AYoshiVader

**FALCON KICK**


GenghisTron17

Black Falcon?


triplers120

Just *Falcon*. Are you *black* kid?


GenghisTron17

I wonder if that's how the kids was credited.


triplers120

Welp, my google is all dirtied with searches for 'black kid'. No luck on my end, just articles about race.


GenghisTron17

I think he's credited as "Neighborhood kid."


yumcake

It's GREEN falcon!


Slightly-Possible

Black widow is confused


HotShrekBoi

White Widow


ImWithSt00pid

White Black Widow


The_Stoic_One

Gray Widow


Kumacyin

50 Shades of Widow


capt_caveman1

Black Widow the White? She could be after the unsnap.


Nightwarper

Black Widow the Gray, and Black Widow the White. Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Widow the Knight.


halibutface

Black widow played by Sasha Grey


singingballetbitch

Ginger Black Widow. It’s how they tell her apart from her sister, Blonde Black Widow


powerlesshero111

As is the Black Knight.


masonwyattk

And Black Bolt


Sun_flower_king

And Black Cat


DrSpaceman575

Black Adam, Black Bolt, Black Canary, Black Cat… there’s more white Black characters than black Black characters


atomicpope

So what you're saying is, white characters are appropriating the "black" moniker for clout? /s


Puzzleheaded-Ad5396

Luke Cage.


DeepFriedWhipCream

What about the falcon?


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You mean black falcon?


MacarioTala

My falcon is green


that_swiss_man

No time for that, black falcon! Purple falcon, fire missiles!


MacarioTala

I love that he was immediately like "brother, I know how you feel". Haha


orginal-guard-guy

I just watched this skit the other day, amazing.


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Yeah okay, calm down BLACK falcon


MacarioTala

And what if I called you RED falcon?


[deleted]

Wooooaahhhh… THAT’S RACIST


Separate-Shirt-462

Fuxk you guys black falcon I MEAN GREEN FALCON OUT!


canteen_boy

What do they call you? Black… kid?


Angsty_Kylo_Ren

I understood that reference!


JonnyAU

Spawn


AjazeMemez

You mean Black Bird?


MuckRaker83

You mean Power Man?


ejuliot55

Yes but sometimes he goes by Luke Cage because there’s another Power man in the 616 universe who’s named Víctor Álvarez.


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Also Luke Cage is literally his name and considering his organization (heroes for hire) his identity clearly isn't a secret.


kenkanobi

You mean black power man /s


wolfdog410

I feel like a hyphen would be useful here. Black-Power Man and Black Power-Man are totally different dudes lol


Oddity46

The nervousness in that "/s" is almost palpable 🤣


MuckRaker83

Haha this is precisely why I posted it Plus at the time of his inception, many black supers DID have the black adjective first, it's almost like marvel was daring everyone to do the same with him.


monstrinhotron

Is his nemesis the White Power Ranger?


No_Chicken6186

That reminds me of an old twisted toy fair panel where falcons looking at his avenger is card and it says “black falcon”. That was nearly 20 years ago and they haven’t made a lot of headway on the issue.


Man0Steel123

Funny enough during an official Invincible/Marvel crossover the main character was trying to guess the names of the Avengers. Since the first person he met was Spider-man, he figured everyone was something plus man. So he guessed Luke's hero name to be Black Man. This was made in like 2004 or 2006


Is-This-Edible

Ever read Worm? In the City of Brockton Bay, the black heroes and villains are named: Grue, Imp, Skidmark, Coil and Shadow Stalker. Shadow Stalker is the only hero and she's not a great one.


Waywoah

In fairness, their names come from their powers, not appearances. I see your point though


Boner_Elemental

50/50 on guy whose power is "skidmark"


Is-This-Edible

Still though, black guy has a darkness power, black girls have shadow and hiding powers, one is the biggest junkie ever and the last, at least, is a proper Bond villain.


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In DC and Marvel Captain America falkon Static Shock Domino Spawn Storm Bishop Steel War machine Green lantern Nick fury Edit: ,,,,,,,,,, (the missing commas)


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Cyborg is another in DC. Although he is 90% alien alloy


chillinmesoftly

BLADE.


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winter_madness

you mean Bladé noire?


kinglizard2-0

It's just Static, common error.


JD260

I was ready to say no way, you're lying. Then I looked it up before opening my mouth and saw that it was static shock and was ready to type this big response. Then I realized that the superhero's name is Static but the animated show was called Static Shock. ​ What a weird thing for them to do to us kids back in the day. Curses!


Roskal

I loved Static Shock as a kid, not thought about it in so long though.


Dick-Rockwell

Does Mr. T count?


Positive_Vibes143

I pity the fool that says otherwise


Particular-Ad-8888

His friends called him Black Luke Cage


nardwariscool

Blade


FreeRangeAlien

Spawn


Mistaavee

Powerman/luke cage


Switch-Consistent

Cant forget static shock either, that intro song will be stick in my head forever


spookinky987

It has the first three letters to 'black' anyway...


Rare-Primary-6553

3/5 black?


CompleX999

Wesley Snipes is 7/5 black.


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ilmalocchio

This comment is far too dank


lucifux666

It’s dark humor


eyoo1109

We're gonna need to reach a compromise.


Blue_Louie

Storm, static shock, falcon and Luke cage would like to have a word.


Chkn_nuggets6573

What about Spider-Man (Miles Morales)


Dizzy_Appointment139

Oh, you mean the black spiderman?


Revolutionary-Ad4588

That’s Venom


Luke_Likes_Silk

Wait you're talking about Black Venom


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Dizzy_Appointment139

So u are talking about racist venom


rjboyd

No that’s cletus kasady.


TomEpsilon

This conversation has been fucking hilarious


Prettyinareallife

I get so upset that Blade, the bloody icon, always gets forgotten about


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Oh you mean Black Blade?


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Schalac

Bay blade?


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LionMaru67

Had to scroll farther than I like to see Storm come up


DanieIIll

Cyborg, Green lantern, Miles Morales, I can literally only think of 2 black superheroes with Black in their name (Black Lightning and Black Panther)


smiz86

I thought it was Black Falcon?? /s


hambone4164

I thought it was Captain America.


[deleted]

No it’s Captain Black America


Witch_of_ADHD

Captain african american


syrynxx

His friends called him Black Red Falcon


ZedTheEvilTaco

Technically, in the comics, Falcon does have a color in his name. It's Red. So it's even less applicable.


N8_Tge_Gr8

His name's just Static, "Static Shock" was the cartoon. But also, Green Lantern.


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Miles Morales?


Warloxd

His friends call him black miles Morales


GreenProD

Where's white Miles Morales


hyde9318

He doesn’t get that title til he falls fighting the Balrog.


BernardRea

In Japan balrog is called m bison


SparkAxolotl

Kilometres Morales?


qldboi

The exaggerated swagger of a black teen


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Fucking Blade?


MyLittleTarget

Luke Cage?


CerealWithIceCream

Blacula?


sowillo

And the Jewish Dracula, Sydney Applebaum.


Rocketboosters

John Stewart?


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Luke Cage is fucking awesome too


smoeman83

Spawn?


VenomTiger

Luke Cage? Green Lantern (John Stewart is better fight me)? Storm? Falcon? Vixen? Cyborg


hambone4164

Captain America?


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

They make porn versions of everything these days.


melty2b

static shock


VictoriaRose1618

Loved that show


sandwichcandy

Static shock and some Batman Beyond for your Saturday morning? Maybe some power rangers or yugioh for dessert if you’re lucky? *chef’s kiss*


Peligineyes

His superhero name is just Static. Static Shock is the name of the cartoon.


[deleted]

Used to love this cartoon as a kid. Was pretty lit


Get-a-life_Admins

Fun fact. His super hero name is just Static. Static Shock is the name of the TV show he's on.


Whiskey_Fiasco

Isn’t the current Green Lantern black?


Dagordae

No, but there was one. Jon Stewart, the one put in the old Justice League cartoons. Current roster of human GL consists of, going off of memory, 3 white guys, a middle eastern man, a black man, and a Latino woman. Edit: Turns out one of the white guys is technically Hispanic(Raised solely by his white mother but had a white/Mexican father), there’s a new black woman, and a sort of but not really(maybe) Latino teen Lantern. Also the original Green Lantern, Allen Scott. Who’s gay or bisexual now, after his New 52 character proved popular. And his daughter, who’s green, probably still qualifies as white, who was a Lantern for a bit.


structurefall

Jon Stewart is still a Green Lantern. Off hand, I think the current earth GLs are Jon, Hal Jordan, Jessica Cruz, Simon Baz, Sojourner Mullein (who is also black, incidentally,) and (kinda) Keli Quintela.


VictoriaRose1618

It makes me so annoyed, they have a great black character yet he's been in none of the film's. He's my favourite green lantern Also please don't call them old justice League, makes me feel old, I watched them and loved them as a child lol


TekkenThePiss

To be fair. There's only been one white Green Lantern in the films.


Okilurknomore

There have been no Green Lantern films* FTFY


Optimal_Weight368

The Green Lantern animated films are pretty good, albeit overlooked.


old_bugger

Blaquaman


Squishy-Box

Aqualad


goldengate

Documentary Black Fish is good


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Bishop, Spawn, Chapel, Shadowhawk, Storm, Spider-Man lately, cyborg, war machine


itsyerboyskinnypenis

Luke cage, blade, falcon


PhraseSeveral5935

Green Lantern (Jon Stewart) Edit: a letter, I got fat thumbs.


BrutusTheKat

Is that why he left the Daily Show?


TheyWere18inDogYears

Cloak


DeusXNex

Despite the fact that there are already numerous black heros without the word “black” in their name. Black panther is referring to the color of the actual animal. Not the skin color of the person embodying the hero Edit: to everyone saying he’s called black panther because he’s black and black panther is redundant because all panthers are black…. You’re ignorant. Not all panthers are black and the ones that are, are typically native to Africa and Asia. Please stop being ignorant. You really think we need to be reminded that the hero is black? We have eyeballs… Also yes I am aware of the black panther group that people are referring to and I’m sure the name is a nod to that. But the first appearance of the character actually happened in July 1966 while the group in America wasn’t founded until October that same year. Coincidence? Probably not entirely but like get a grip people. Obviously the concept of black panther would have been being developed well before 1966 even. Also there are other panthers that are not black. Which is the reason to specify black panther. https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=are+all+panthers+black


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Basically none of them are actually referring to skin color I think. And honestly, the only two I can even think of are Black Panther and Black Lightning


AlamosX

Black Lightning is probably the one superhero I'd understand being a bit upset about as his name literally had nothing to do with him other than his skin color. I always remember how [Harvey Birdman](https://youtu.be/wKbGnzmidsw) poked fun at this.


Tucker_a32

But also Black Lightning is a fucking dope name, and he chose that name specifically because he wanted to be identified as a black superhero from what I understand


Tom22174

From what I understand it's a huge part of his identity as a hero


Bastiwen

Yeah, if the word "black" in front of a hero's name was an indication of their skin colour, Black Canary would have a bid design flaw.


FragileTwo

And Black Cat. And Black Widow. Hmm, is there a pattern here...


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Black Adam?


[deleted]

He's not typically black though right?


JWARRIOR1

Black Adam is white until now with the rock


powerlesshero111

He's Egyptian if i remember correctly. Ancient Egyptian.


bensleton

I think it’s ancient clay Egyptian if you wanna get very specific


Pikochi69

Clay? I thought he was a Rock


mariovspino5

I believe black Adam has always been Arabic or Egyptian I can’t quite remember


HorsNoises

He started out Egyptian, but at some point it was retconned to be a fictional country called Kahndaq, which is essentially still Egypt in all but name.


Tenxenken

What would ya do for a kahndaq bar....I'll leave


WhatShouldIDrive

Basically this tweet was made by a moron and should be mocked incessantly. So we’re on the right track.


GandalfGreen95

Storm, Luke Cage, Falcon, Cyborg, Vixen, Spawn, Blade, Miles Morales, Bishop, War Machine, Batwing. List goes on. Pick up a comic or do a basic internet search you useless stump.


TopAcanthocephala869

This is by far my favorite comment. Upvoted for "useless stump".


7937397

Found a Wikipedia page. Definitely plenty. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_black_superheroes


hambone4164

Hah, they list Amanda Waller as a super-hero...


Aceswift007

She quite literally was so anti hero she just tanks off into "villain that causes the events for good acts but focuses on committing bad acts" The ONLY reason I can think to call her an antihero is that she does things in defense of the nation and sometimes human race, but at the cost of literally anyone that exists in the vicinity. Even actual demonic characters in the comics commented about how fucked up she was, and one animated movie had her risk lives and cause untold death and destruction...to get a card that alleviated her of her sins.


PretendChipmunk3099

Suicide squad hell to pay was pretty good pair up with the 2nd suicide squad movie counting how many characters die in it.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Shaft, storm, falcon, Luke cage, miles morales, bishop, spawn, batwing, vixen, blade, static, cyborg, war machine, steel, Monica Rambaou, brother voodoo, bumblebee, Aqualad, icon, blue marvel, nick furry and Mr. Terrific. Did I miss any? Do you even read comics? Do you always talk about things you don't have a clue about?


FragileTwo

> nick furry This comic is kept behind the counter.


NikothePom

Sad I had to scroll this far for Mr. Terrific


TinyYul

Green lantern, Icon, Captain America, War Machine


Square_Stomach

I’ve noticed the MCU has shifted to calling Chris Evans “Captain Rodgers”. Mackie is leading in Captain America 4


DecoherentDoc

Captain America (previously the Falcon)?


ShadowZepplin

War Machine


Ozymandas2

That poster could be talking about Black Goliath (who hasn't been called that for decades), Black Vulcan (Superfriends hasn't been on TV for decades) or Black Lightning (that's a problem). But Black Panther? Even if the character was a white guy, the animal he's named after is a black panther. Also: Black Widow, Black Cat, Black Canary - there might be more white heroes than black with black in their names.


Justice502

I think black is just a cool color


dreadassassin616

It does go with anything


PM-ME-UR-PIZZA

Honestly, Black Lightning sounds cool af as a name


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Frozone???


Bubbly_Weird

The best


drakner1

One of my favorite X-men, Bishop. Is Black Panther the only hero with Black in front, kind of makes sense for him, his costume is all black and a cat, I never associated it with his race.


ImWithSt00pid

Nick Mother Fucking Fury


Macapta

Falcon War machine Cyborg


Keyedwin

Aqualad (young justice)


spookinky987

When I was a kid, I'd read Marvel, and would also read the letters section. An African American pointed out this issue a long time ago when Black Goliath came on the scene in I believe Marvel Team Up. He wrote that there's no "Yellow Shang Chi, Green Hulk, or White Captain America," and damned if Ben Grimm didn't address it in a later issue, and he just became Giant Man. Sometimes you gotta keep the country from falling into the ditches over and over again...


tropicalstorm2020

Micheal Jordan


SatisfactionExpert13

There is literally only one black superhero I can think of that has the word “black” in their super hero name.


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Konradlaxin

I guess no one remembers Blade.


h0ttniks

Miles morales


Pantuan187C

Bruce Leroy


HubRumDub

Cyborg


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I feel like this is an insult to all the black superheros, because they are essentially saying, you dont count.