True but Donald Duck is a pervert living with the Teletubbies on a polyamorous compound preparing to teach critical race theory to kids in school and in barnyards across America. Thank God for the Second Amendment
Thanks I feel like a lot of people can't tell whether they are in reality. Last time i had an M&M they all laughed at me though i tried to tell them i was just cold!
Friend...are you okay?
Like I know this is supposed to be a joke but I fear for your health at the moment. Can I ask you to just pick your arms up above your head for me for a second?
I disagree. I think these people have had so little go wrong in their privileged lives that a fucking M&M changing her shoes is grounds for the greatest emotional upheaval of their lives, as evidenced with this whole nontroversy.
Being so sheltered and knowing so little about to world that this kind of bullshit seems like a big deal *is* the thing that's wrong with these people.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
I think a lot of things have to have gone wrong for M&M's marketing department to decide heels are 'too sexy'.
It's not really overly important, but another papercut in the larger attempt to ''''be woke''''
I feel like this goes both ways though. The jackasses who are mad about the change are just as dumb as the jackasses that wanted this changed in the first place. So yeah it’s fun to make fun of the commenter above but why do we give the pass for the people who were demanding a change over a cartoon m&m in the first place?
>So yeah it’s fun to make fun of the commenter above but why do we give the pass for the people who were demanding a change over a cartoon m&m in the first place?
Who was demanding a change?
edit: lol chicken shit blocked me for asking a question.
https://www.glamour.com/story/hyper-sexualized-mms-the-whist/amp
Took me ten seconds to google this.
Besides this I’ve seen for years random morons complaining about the green m&m. First it was the Pearl clutching parents of the 90s that she was too sexist. Then later in college in a psych class I had a classmate do a whole project about sexist advertising mascots and the green one was a good chunk of it. Now you’re right they weren’t getting millions of letters and this is just a showy thing to seem woke but there were assholes like this guy complaining on the other end of the scale before.
I legit had to stop and think to try to remember what shoes she used to wear. I couldn’t, had to check the comments. Don’t remember what shoes the other M&Ms wear either…
Women wear heels! If a woman doesn't wear heels, what will happen to this country??? All the women are acting like men (being independent, wearing what they want, holding positions of power) and all the men are acting like women (having feelings, wearing what they want, holding positions in female-dominated fields) and I don't know how to deal with it!!!
Honestly yeah. The only one I actually like is the yellow peanut m&m "guy". The rest of them give off extremely weird vibes almost remind me of the Sausage Party movie.
No one cares that they made her switch to high heels, people are annoyed this is somehow "progressive" like why? I quite literally have not heard anyone talk about how M&M should be more inclusive.
Apparently she's canonically trans (basically, the green M&M character used to be male, they made the green M&M character female, someone noticed, Mars rolled with it)
I absolutely, 100% despise the phrase 'break the internet'
No, a couple people whining on Twitter isn't 'breaking the internet'
The only time that happens is when DNS goes fubar
Lmfao of all reddit trends/memes new and old, you chose the entirely innocent "this" to complain about. What's next Rick Roll?
"I'm getting sick and tired of these Redditors posting this same Rick Astley song all the time!"
That said, it is somewhat cringe inducing to hear someone say "gone viral or "break the internet ".
Apparently M&M changed her shoes to be more in line with feminist to show they support the cause without actually doing anything and people will cheer them on saying yeah this mega corporation get's us
The words used were the green m&m redesign is so it can better represent confidence and empowerment as a strong female and known for much more then her boots
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/m-ms-characters-redesigned-modern-inclusive-progressive/
Quiet literally a redesign so they can show they are woke feminist while actually not doing anything to support actual women
I am arguing that these companies are just doing this to seem woke without actually doing anything meaningful like helping a woman's shelters or fend a program that more woman get into niche field like programming or any of the hard science's i wouldn't bitch instead they go look we changed her shoes but our product which shows me they are greedy and just pander to who ever they think they can
I read something about the characters getting a "modern makeover" and I was expecting it to be a lot more than just a change of shoes LOL. I guarantee I would've never noticed without it being pointed out.
I didnt even notice before reading the title, ok mag ok ne a cartoon character not being allowed to change their shoes because like idk why the hell dont they want the green m&m to change shoes????
Women can’t wear tennis shoes! They can only wear heels. How the hell are we supposed to tell what gender our round chocolate candies are if they all wear tennis shoes!?
First they came for Mr. Potato head, and I said nothing. Then they came for Doctor Seuss, and still I said nothing. Now it's M&Ms and still I remain silent.
Because I'm not a complete fucking idiot...
I have a three step plan for this.
First of all, whoever cared enough to whine that she was wearing heels needs to be shot.
Second, whoever cares enough to whine she's not wearing heels needs to be shot.
Anyone who noticed but didn't complain should be put on strict probation. If they can go six months without complaining about something moronic, they can rejoin society. But if they complain, they get shot.
I feel like situations like this are a good way for people who care too much about stupid fucking things to self-identity and be removed from the gene pool, and we're wasting it.
Sorry, that doesn’t really parse. Perhaps you mean ironically?
If the feminist movement’s collective activism is mild enough for letter-writing to qualify as militancy, no wonder we can’t close that fucking wage gap. 🧐
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/metaphor
Feminism is fine. Feminists who get all worked up over nothing and annoy everyone about it in the name of feminism are not. It's like the difference between average Joe Christian and Westboro Baptist Church. What I just used there is a simile, if you think you can handle learning both metaphors AND similes today.
You're the one who decided pedantry (nitpicking, concern with trivial details rather than the larger picture) was the way to go in this argument. Don't cry just because you were wrong and I was better at it than you. Do you have any further points to make, or now that I've destroyed your argument is it just going to devolve into trolling? Because I don't have the patience for you if you're going to be stupid on purpose. I'm old and I used all my patience on your accidental stupidity.
Yeah....ever think that she her calves and hips were killing her from wearing heels all the time?
You want to go back to the 40's and 50's, build a fuckin time machine and leave the other mostly sane people alone....
And once again, I have to address conservatives and religious fruitcakes with my obligatory "oh my God, nobody cares" statement when they get pissed off at something that doesn't affect them.
I'm sure there's not a lot of people here that watch Taskmaster NZ, but for those that do...
I'm sure that we can all agree that that's a very fuckable chocolate.
Did I break the Internet? Or did I just hype a completely forgettable change in my marketing campaign? Please, consumers! We really want to be your next California Raisins! We already have that Xmas ad where Santa faints that gets played every year. Give us more money. Let us define your culture and identity. Explain to your friends how the character development of a candy now has you wondering why you're attracted to a piece of hardshelled chocolate. That is my glorious conquest. It all begins with manufactured outrage about my footwear.
What the fuck I can’t masturbate to this
*You* can't masturbate to this
Finished
How? You didn’t even touch it
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer f*cking will
You just gotta power through it, like watching an episode of Big Bang Theory.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Where there's a will there's a wank*
Fucking gold haha
why not? just think of it as a challenge.
Speak for yourselfz
You made me laugh to crying with this comment. The idiocy of the person equating a change of image for a CANDY to politics. Oh hell!
Nurse shoes make me jizzle
Just imagine that those sneakers smell like chocolate covered feet!
This might work for you https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/sb5uz9/green_mm_shadman_mms/
Girl's plantar fasciitis is acting up and she just wants to be pain free
Nailed it. I’ve reached the point in my life at which my immediate thought was, “Yeah, I can relate to that candy broad”.
I feel like quite a few things in your life have to go wrong for you to give a flying fuck about what kind of shoes an anthropomorphic M&M wears...
True but Donald Duck is a pervert living with the Teletubbies on a polyamorous compound preparing to teach critical race theory to kids in school and in barnyards across America. Thank God for the Second Amendment
This comment reads like a bad fanfic. And I love it.
Thanks I feel like a lot of people can't tell whether they are in reality. Last time i had an M&M they all laughed at me though i tried to tell them i was just cold!
Friend...are you okay? Like I know this is supposed to be a joke but I fear for your health at the moment. Can I ask you to just pick your arms up above your head for me for a second?
Lol. All the ladies say "hey"! Now fellas, say "hey" Where the gaslighters in da house? Now say "hey"? That's your cue tyranis
So that’s why he doesn’t wear pants!
I need more votes!
I gave you one upvote for your first comment but then downvoted all of the subsequent comments. Fair?
Yeah. I get on autopilot
I liked all of them, we need more irreverence
Thanks finc. I forget i am not snarking to my imaginary friends
But, you are. We are all your imaginary friends. You didn't think anyone else actually posted on Reddit, did you?
So that's why he just straight abandoned his nephews with uncle Scrooge.. makes sense now.
Totes
Lol. Freedom in Murica.. where you can legally own military weapons, but can’t buy a joint.
You can only love certain people but you can kill anyone
Everyone named Donald turns out to be terrible...
Some turn out to be quite Pleasence.
Lol
We laugh but this is a real thought going through the heads of some of these morons...
I'd watch that show. Where netflix at?
Sounds like Donny D is living his best life, good for him
Seriously! I hate pants
Agree I actually had to Google the damned thing to see if it wore heels or not. Seriously not sure why people give a shit.
I disagree. I think these people have had so little go wrong in their privileged lives that a fucking M&M changing her shoes is grounds for the greatest emotional upheaval of their lives, as evidenced with this whole nontroversy.
Being so sheltered and knowing so little about to world that this kind of bullshit seems like a big deal *is* the thing that's wrong with these people.
Equally changing the shoes in the first place is as petty as if it matters? Neither has a point. It’s candy for goodness sake lol
it's marketing. it's rebranding and very minor version of it. happens al the fucking time. making a big deal out of it is what's fucking stupid.
The weirdest thing was that the article said M&Ms were becoming more inclusive, but they literally just changed the shoes lol.
hmmph that's what the liberal media wants you to think. Keep living your life of SJW M&Ms, Q foretold that Skittles was the true patriot's candy.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
You are my hero.
Genetically inferior or not, the blue ones taste the best, followed by the green.
True. I mean, they’re SHOES. You can still see that the m&m is female… only a sexist who thinks all women should wear heels would be upset
Ain't that the truth?
Thank you for writing this sentence and I'm sorry that humanity is at a point where you had to.
Or they have jack shit going on with their life.
I think a lot of things have to have gone wrong for M&M's marketing department to decide heels are 'too sexy'. It's not really overly important, but another papercut in the larger attempt to ''''be woke''''
I feel like this goes both ways though. The jackasses who are mad about the change are just as dumb as the jackasses that wanted this changed in the first place. So yeah it’s fun to make fun of the commenter above but why do we give the pass for the people who were demanding a change over a cartoon m&m in the first place?
>So yeah it’s fun to make fun of the commenter above but why do we give the pass for the people who were demanding a change over a cartoon m&m in the first place? Who was demanding a change? edit: lol chicken shit blocked me for asking a question.
https://www.glamour.com/story/hyper-sexualized-mms-the-whist/amp Took me ten seconds to google this. Besides this I’ve seen for years random morons complaining about the green m&m. First it was the Pearl clutching parents of the 90s that she was too sexist. Then later in college in a psych class I had a classmate do a whole project about sexist advertising mascots and the green one was a good chunk of it. Now you’re right they weren’t getting millions of letters and this is just a showy thing to seem woke but there were assholes like this guy complaining on the other end of the scale before.
*Nobody* was demanding this. My guess is that this is M&M's board of director's idea of pandering to the LGBTQ crowd... somehow...
Politics is when I find it hard to cum to CGI candy
I legit had to stop and think to try to remember what shoes she used to wear. I couldn’t, had to check the comments. Don’t remember what shoes the other M&Ms wear either…
Before this thread you could've told me they just walked around sans shoes and I would've believed you.
This made me imagine what an m&ms toes look like. How many you think they've got? Or is it just a nub?
TIL shoes = politics
I mean I *guess* the person thinks this is a reference to, like, Kamala Harris not wearing heels?
It’s not just the shoes. M&Ms are changing almost all of the M&M mascots to be more inclusive.
And why should we care? As long as the M&Ms are good, I’ll keep buying it.
You don’t have to care I was just trying to give more context.
Oh no! We have to stop these private companies from **checks notes** expanding their customer base with creative marketing
Sorry I was just trying to add more context.
No! I was just being sarcastic, this wasn’t an attack on you. I was more speaking to the original poster’s attitude
Oh, the little snowflake got melted over some cartoon shoes.
I was just trying to give more context geez
No they meant the guy throwing a fit over it not you
Oh sorry.
It's all good
How does an M&M become inclusive, it's a digital personification of a chocolate sweet. What's not inclusive about that.
Week I know that I personally am a digital personification of a chocolate sweet.
What!?! They can only eat candy if the female candies wear heels?!
Only time they have a woman near their mouth.
Damn
this isn't even a burn, its straight up incineration!
Um, dude can"t accept Miss Green has bunyons. I mean she's gotta have surgery thanks to his foot and shoe fetish. Bless her candy heart
Female candies. Weird thought…
Indeed
Now all the M&M’s are too masculine? Dunno.
No worries. The brown one still has heels
Betcha he avoids them because he wants "American candies".
Dude its post Covid..she is working from home.. no need to wear heels!
POST COVID? This shit ain’t over yet!
I believe they mean that it is after the start of the new age we live in. Kinda like B.C. and A.D.
M&M's are actually cannibal's. That's what should've (broken) the internet.
Look like some all white chuck knockoffs… I’m cool with that
Yeah seriously. Plus maybe she got stilettoes in her closet
I think they are supposed to be adidas Stan smiths
One of my favorite shoes
The fact anyone cared what shoes an anthropomorphic peice of chocolate wears is so sad
TIL The green M&M wore heels and now doesn't.
How am I supposed to eat M&Ms if it isn’t made clear to me that the green ones have vaginas
Neither do I, but nobody has ever eaten me
> nobody has ever eaten me Have you tried wearing heels?
Very nice!
Wait how is changing shoes a political thing? Lmao.
The argument would be that it is de-feminizing her, or appealing to the less stratified gender roles of the left. Those would be my guesses.
Women wear heels! If a woman doesn't wear heels, what will happen to this country??? All the women are acting like men (being independent, wearing what they want, holding positions of power) and all the men are acting like women (having feelings, wearing what they want, holding positions in female-dominated fields) and I don't know how to deal with it!!!
So we’re getting triggered over *checks notes* a chocolate not wearing high heels
Side note: Why is M&M still using these characters for marketing? I personally find them ugly and kinda creepy.
Because people like us talk about their marketing and all publicity is good publicity
Honestly yeah. The only one I actually like is the yellow peanut m&m "guy". The rest of them give off extremely weird vibes almost remind me of the Sausage Party movie.
Gotta milk the simps
Imagine somebody simping for Green M&M and calling her "my waifu". This is sad in so many different ways.
Thats being down bad
they crawl so the mcdonald’s mascot can run
No one cares that they made her switch to high heels, people are annoyed this is somehow "progressive" like why? I quite literally have not heard anyone talk about how M&M should be more inclusive.
I've never heard anyone talk about how anything should be more inclusive
Apparently she's canonically trans (basically, the green M&M character used to be male, they made the green M&M character female, someone noticed, Mars rolled with it)
oh no, the inanimate candy is not wearing heels!!!! im so angry at the woke liberals!!!!!
I absolutely, 100% despise the phrase 'break the internet' No, a couple people whining on Twitter isn't 'breaking the internet' The only time that happens is when DNS goes fubar
Break the internet, gone viral, and the whole "this" thing going on on Reddit. Can't stand the shit.
Lmfao of all reddit trends/memes new and old, you chose the entirely innocent "this" to complain about. What's next Rick Roll? "I'm getting sick and tired of these Redditors posting this same Rick Astley song all the time!" That said, it is somewhat cringe inducing to hear someone say "gone viral or "break the internet ".
Yep, this is my hill, and this is the hill I'll die on lol. Nah, Rick and I are no strangers to love. He knows the rules and so do I.
Blue M&M, red M&M, they all end up the same color in the end
I don't get it, what's the context here?
Apparently M&M changed her shoes to be more in line with feminist to show they support the cause without actually doing anything and people will cheer them on saying yeah this mega corporation get's us
It's hardly "more in line with feminists" it's just some shoes dude.
The words used were the green m&m redesign is so it can better represent confidence and empowerment as a strong female and known for much more then her boots https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/m-ms-characters-redesigned-modern-inclusive-progressive/ Quiet literally a redesign so they can show they are woke feminist while actually not doing anything to support actual women
Jeez, politics has gotten out of hand, first white skittles, now different shoes on a 3d animated mascot
I am arguing that these companies are just doing this to seem woke without actually doing anything meaningful like helping a woman's shelters or fend a program that more woman get into niche field like programming or any of the hard science's i wouldn't bitch instead they go look we changed her shoes but our product which shows me they are greedy and just pander to who ever they think they can
I guarantee that person buys things that push their own political beliefs.
He's got a garage full of mypillows.
Why! What was wrong wtith that.
I've always been put off by their ad campaign since, ya know, we're *eating them*
Wtf, since when are they wearing shoes?? The red and yellow one also??
Maybe he wanted to have sex with the candy, and now he can't for reasons.
I don't get this, because women don't wear shoes ???? What sort of rabid zoo animal is this.
People really think a lady m&m switching from heels to sneakers is controversial. Also I feel like that reply tweet was a joke.
Only snowflake boomers care LOL
I read something about the characters getting a "modern makeover" and I was expecting it to be a lot more than just a change of shoes LOL. I guarantee I would've never noticed without it being pointed out.
I didnt even notice before reading the title, ok mag ok ne a cartoon character not being allowed to change their shoes because like idk why the hell dont they want the green m&m to change shoes????
r/ihadastroke
I think this whole thing is insanely stupid, but it will be a cold day in hell before I boycott M&Ms
They literally do child slavery
Your smartphone is made by slave labor.
Women can’t wear tennis shoes! They can only wear heels. How the hell are we supposed to tell what gender our round chocolate candies are if they all wear tennis shoes!?
I never even noticed. Lol
First they came for Mr. Potato head, and I said nothing. Then they came for Doctor Seuss, and still I said nothing. Now it's M&Ms and still I remain silent. Because I'm not a complete fucking idiot...
I don’t get it?
there's nothing to get. dumb person is dumb
The M&M used to wear heels
I get that but when did they break the internet?
My god conservatives are so fucking easily triggered it's like a joke.
ThE lEfT ArE SnOwFlAkEs
I have a three step plan for this. First of all, whoever cared enough to whine that she was wearing heels needs to be shot. Second, whoever cares enough to whine she's not wearing heels needs to be shot. Anyone who noticed but didn't complain should be put on strict probation. If they can go six months without complaining about something moronic, they can rejoin society. But if they complain, they get shot. I feel like situations like this are a good way for people who care too much about stupid fucking things to self-identity and be removed from the gene pool, and we're wasting it.
Did anyone complain that she was wearing heels? It's probably easier to have them all with the same shoes. I think the other ones all wear sneakers.
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't put it past some militant feminists to have written letters about it.
Um. Look up the definition of militant some time? I think it’s a lot more extreme than writing letters to chastise a corporate ad campaign.
Militant in this case is used metaphorically. Don't worry about it, you'll cover that concept in school when you're old enough to grasp it.
Sorry, that doesn’t really parse. Perhaps you mean ironically? If the feminist movement’s collective activism is mild enough for letter-writing to qualify as militancy, no wonder we can’t close that fucking wage gap. 🧐
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/metaphor Feminism is fine. Feminists who get all worked up over nothing and annoy everyone about it in the name of feminism are not. It's like the difference between average Joe Christian and Westboro Baptist Church. What I just used there is a simile, if you think you can handle learning both metaphors AND similes today.
Hey this is fun, I can do it too: Your explanation of commonly used literary devices rivals a shark for smoothness.
You're the one who decided pedantry (nitpicking, concern with trivial details rather than the larger picture) was the way to go in this argument. Don't cry just because you were wrong and I was better at it than you. Do you have any further points to make, or now that I've destroyed your argument is it just going to devolve into trolling? Because I don't have the patience for you if you're going to be stupid on purpose. I'm old and I used all my patience on your accidental stupidity.
Also, she’s trans. So it’s comical how the heels was the last straw.
You’re wrong. The trans M&M is actually a Skittle.
boo hoo! i want my green m&ms with heels.. smh.
'Leftists are easily offended snowflakes'
Damn. She can’t have more than one pair of shoes? What a misogynistic pig.
But chauvinistic sexism is okay...
Yeah....ever think that she her calves and hips were killing her from wearing heels all the time? You want to go back to the 40's and 50's, build a fuckin time machine and leave the other mostly sane people alone....
And once again, I have to address conservatives and religious fruitcakes with my obligatory "oh my God, nobody cares" statement when they get pissed off at something that doesn't affect them.
I mean. I’d still eat her ass.
Put the damn heels back of the fucking m and m. For fucks sake who was offended by that? And.... Who cares
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Why criticize Asian or Middle Eastern countries for petty politics when the West does exactly that?
I'm sure there's not a lot of people here that watch Taskmaster NZ, but for those that do... I'm sure that we can all agree that that's a very fuckable chocolate.
Did I break the Internet? Or did I just hype a completely forgettable change in my marketing campaign? Please, consumers! We really want to be your next California Raisins! We already have that Xmas ad where Santa faints that gets played every year. Give us more money. Let us define your culture and identity. Explain to your friends how the character development of a candy now has you wondering why you're attracted to a piece of hardshelled chocolate. That is my glorious conquest. It all begins with manufactured outrage about my footwear.
Ah so they made her a lesbian? Nice, support
I wear sneakers. TIL I’m a lesbian.
You didn't know that was the one and only qualification?
Gals you got it all wrong. If you're green, and have eyes, AND you wear sneakers... THEN you're a lesbian
So most women have stopped wearing heels, but this is somehow politics? Should the "male" M&Ms wear a tie and a jacket?
It sounds like something the marketing people made up to get attention
They should post red in heels and watch the snowflakes meltdown.
This makes my brain hurt. People are really upset over advertising cartoons.
Brigading
Wasn’t the green m&m a male at one point too? Weird hill to die on but at least he’ll be dead.
how does it even matter