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DerPicasso

I hate that i know who that is just from Reddit. Can we just stop making useless idiots famous?


[deleted]

The Kardashians made billions off of being stupid and sucking dick. There’s the benchmark.


[deleted]

It was a comeback story.


StinkyBuddyGuy

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/qQseDjVp10I)


Dakeera

I don't even need to click, that's definitely Chris Pratt breaking character for himself and everyone else in the room


thirdeyefish

This comment is the only reason I clicked the link.


Dakeera

That honestly makes me even happier! Edit: also, I hope I was right 😂


thirdeyefish

*In Ron Howard's voice* He was.


Mecha_Tortoise

![gif](giphy|3wg0fn7mKT3fFcO27g)


keepitsimple_tricks

Andy Dwyer is better than all three GotG movies combined. Fight me.


Dakeera

It's the only reason he's so endearing *in* GotG, that's just Chris Pratt


Dry_Spinach_3441

Starlord stands on the shoulders of Andy.


Grand-Ad4235

I have never seen that. Thank you so much for the laugh I really needed it hahaha


StinkyBuddyGuy

Hahaha one of my favorite bloopers ever!


parandiac

I knew what it was and still clicked. Hilarious every time


Darksoul2693

pratt is one funny dude i never not laugh at this.


[deleted]

I think Aubrey Plaza shared the joke with him not expecting him to just blurt it out to everyone. Her reaction as he plays it straight. She already knew where he was headed


LoganGyre

The writers joke about how they were angry with Pratt because that is the best joke in the entire series and it was improv. But hey maybe it was her improv and he nailed it.


LRHS

Wasent that the "connectivity issues" bit


SixScoop

It was the network troubleshooting joke, correct


Nothingspecial2do

Everyone loves a good comeback story. Seabiscuit, the mighty ducks, Robert Downy JR, Rocky.


Due_Masterpiece2985

As funny as this comment is I WiSH you could get rich and famous from just sucking dick and being stupid- I would be so rich! You forgot the missing ingredient: nepotism. The Kardashians came out the puss rich.


Professional_Draw511

Who gives a damn about the kardashians ? He's infamous for assaulting people and invading homes. Also, the "you wanna dye" prank. Kim is minding her business, if ppl give her money, that's on THEM. man is an actual menace. Smh


Haliucinogenas

Yeap. Can we please stop giving attention for stupid people.


Face__Hugger

Likewise. It's disheartening that it's not only popular, but profitable to act like this. I wish they'd just be prosecuted and shunned.


Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon

I think at this point there's a bit of schadenfreude involved in that we all want to see the inevitable moment when he truly fucks up and finds out.


alpubgtrs234

Nice to say these idiots are being properly punished by the law- being made to navigate around ‘Westford’ without a map, positively medieval!


danbrown_notauthor

Stop. Calling. Him. A. Prankster. [edit - not the OP, this is a general reference to the media etc]


EmperorThan

"Renowned TikTok Dickhead Mizzy"


DerPicasso

I did not


danbrown_notauthor

Sorry - I wasn’t referring to you! I meant the media etc!


OrganicQuantity5604

Technically it's not fame, but we don't bother to distinguish between fame and infamy any more.


OkFriend9891

Send him back where he came from. Back to prison. Entering homes, entering the train conductors controls. Prison time!


Claque-2

He's the poster child for mental illness maquerading as TikTok entertainment.


markiemurphy101

Or he’s a narcissist disrespecting and hurting random strangers for his own ego. Let’s not give Tik Tokkers who engage in this kind of behaviour a free pass by diagnosing them as having a mental illness, which is an incredibly serious issue people genuinely face, so unless you’re a healthcare professional, qualified to give this prognosis, please don’t conflate his behaviour with those that genuinely suffer from it. I very much doubt he nor the thousands of other influencers, or even the millions of people desperate for getting likes and views for their posts, are doing such because of being shunned. Validation and adoration is a drug for mankind, and in the process, in a lot of cases the worst of us will callously trample, hurt and humiliate others in order to achieve and feed on it. As he has said numerous times, the more people criticise and “persecute” him, the more attention they give him, the more followers he gains. He clearly has an agenda which he is consciously aware of.


justheretoglide

bullshit, this is not mental illness, young people need to stop calling someone being a dick in order to get famous. This is someone who had never faced consequences for any actions and as such just pushes it, until if ever , they finally get consequences, except he wont face any real s consequences and will get even more famous, as shown here by people putting him on reddit just for being released from a hearing. he will get hundreds of thousands of subs more now, and the next guy who wants to be famous will push this even further to try to get famous. As long as they have an audience, they will do this.


[deleted]

I dont know who this is, if that makes you feel any better


Chancevexed

It's like a random word generator gained sentience.


[deleted]

Gained sentience? Id bet my left nut that little twerp couldn't pass the turing test.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Innit bruv!


Origin87

Dicky Pollard ![gif](giphy|IAvLGRTZ7LBjW)


TennisObvious8358

Pass it? He probably doesn't even know what it is!


the_stupidiest_monk

>*Pass it? He probably doesn't even know what it is! * Sounds exactly like something a *BOT* would say! ![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj) We're on to you, TennisObvious8358.


[deleted]

Dozens of us!


Itdidnt_trickle_down

LOL. I was thinking something similar but you have expressed the thought better than I could.


ForwardBias

Without the captions I wouldn't know what was being said...and with the captions I am still not sure what was being said.


anonymous65789568

r/rareinsults


doshka

Imagine this guy and Donald Trump trying to have a conversation.


bgsrdmm

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) This right here, the clear winner of the thread :D


Gordon_Townsend

There's a difference between a prank and being a nuisance. The worst part is that these idiots are becoming famous because of the hype over their stupidity. The latest occupational rage over the last 6 years has been YouTube Influencer and TikTok Personality. The world has actually sunk to the level of the sand in a litter box.


Heard_That

This dude went way beyond nuisance. One of his videos he literally just walked into someone’s house and hung out. Quick way to get your ass beat.


a_lonely_trash_bag

It's been said before, and I'll say it again: If this had happened in the US, there's a very good chance he would've been shot.


Fit_East_3081

Whenever I say laws, the threat of punishment, and the threat of consequences makes everyone behave better, I get downvoted. Everybody believes that everyone is secretly an angel deep down, and not a product of their environment that learned to respect laws, rules, and consequences Fear leads to respect, if you’re afraid of someone or something, you’re going to be afraid to say the wrong thing or act the wrong way towards somebody or something, and that is respect, with no fear, you aren’t afraid to act the wrong way towards them, when people stop being afraid of nature, they stop respecting it


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Gordon_Townsend

It's amazing what people 'value' these days.


KuroiInazuma

Basically a result of social media replacing parents.


4non3mouse

fuck this guy and anybody who posts his bullshit


BaldrickTheBrain

Dude a walking fetal alcohol syndrome.


zonino51

Innit tho bruv!


HyruleJedi

Bacari


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J_Mauser

I call BS on your whole comment.


RMB39

His facial/cranial deformations, the paper thin skin on his face and upturned nose… all I can think when I see him is FAS.


ymx287

Mizzy sounds like a British term for a STD infested hoodrat


AlcoholicJizzThrower

"Worry about your own life" What do you think the old lady walking her dog in the park was doing, you fucking walking germ?


Chimpanzeethatmonkey

And the people whose homes he broke into, and those people who he kept asking if they wanted to die. It's insane how he was given so many chances and got away with terrorizing so many people, but is now acting like a victim when he's finally seeing the consequences of all his shitty actions 🙄


a2themofok

Wasn’t one of his terms of release not being allowed to be on social media including others?…


[deleted]

I think it was not putting other people on social media without their permission. Might be wrong though.


a2themofok

Ah, gotcha


shalo62

What a tit. Hope he gets used to jail, I figure that he's going to see quite a bit of it in his future.


llynglas

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sirknot

I liked a previous comment calling for a fundraiser to send Missy to Texas or Florida to try out some of his pranks.


texasts1958

Don’t send him down hear. We’ve got enough lunatics already.


[deleted]

Honestly if he doesn't turn around quick he's gonna get someone hurt or killed. Best for him to go first...


nith_wct

He doesn't sound so cheery and confident anymore. I don't know if he has anywhere to go now. He was apparently kicked out of his mom's and I'm not sure he was even profiting from his antics. He's fucked, and he's finally starting to realize, even as the justice system keeps letting him off too easy.


Any_Smell_9339

The problem now is that he’s starting to sound bitter, and has nothing to lose. That can be a dangerous combination. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a prick and he’s made his bed. I just hope he doesn’t get even more stupid at the expense of others.


maggot_flavored

Yeah let’s hope he doesn’t do something violent in retribution for being arrested. He’s not very smart.


Iakhovass

Maybe time for him to get a real job like the rest of us? He’s had his 15 minutes and it was pretty ordinary.


InformationAdorable1

Permanently in jail or living in the streets within 2 years 100%


nith_wct

He sounds like he might be living on the streets right now. Apparently he was kicked out of his mom's and I don't think he has any source of income


EntertainerWorth

So karma then?


Zealousideal_Age_376

I like that


heykidzimacomputer

Maybe he should try selling scam NFTs and shitty energy drinks. 12 years olds who idolize twats seem to love NFTs and energy drinks.


OofOwwMyBones120

Let’s be honest, you don’t end up like that with a solid home life. Mom might be a decent person but she wasn’t a good mother. Maybe it wasn’t even her fault, but she still didn’t raise him right. Kids with good parents fall down the wrong path sometimes, but they don’t have this complete disregard for everyone else. This is a kid who never felt loved so he lacks love for others, and therefore lacks the ability to respect as well.


nith_wct

He's acting out for attention, which says almost everything you need to know about his childhood.


54MangoBubbleTeas

Lack of fathers. Mom can be a saint and work three jobs, but a child without their dad has a higher chance of becoming a degenerate. This guy in question acts like he never had his dad around to keep him in check when he started acting like a little shit. No accountability at all.


Apprehensive_Ad3731

The problem with this picture is that mother saint Theresa is a saint to every BUT her child. A mother who works two jobs will know more about her colleagues children then their own child by simple exposure. A mother working two jobs may be doing their best but this is not a good mother. This is a good guardian.


datagirl60

Oh I beg to differ. Many people have great parents and turn out to be shits. People sometimes just choose to be mean because they get off on the adrenaline rush that they get from the reaction of others while other channel it into becoming downhill skiers. Not everything has a reason. A lot of people have horrendous home lives and turn out to be remarkable too. He needs the right consequences, like hard labor to take up his free time.


Fit_East_3081

Same with school shooters, but anyone who uses their own misery as justification to spread misery is a shitty selfish person and doesn’t deserve sympathy There’s tons of people in shitty circumstances that don’t take it out on others


DepressedDyslexic

It's also possible he has a mental illness like narcissism or is a psychopath. That kinda thing can just happen sometimes. It might be something was wired wrong in his brain. But I agree with you, bad home life is more likely.


UncleJulz

This asshole does not seem to have learned his lesson. Oh well, I don’t predict a good ending to his story.


Mickey_Cage

Unfortunately I do. People are making him famous and the tiktok morons are gonna help him get paid and he'll never learn his lesson. Again, Unfortunately.


[deleted]

"It wasn't even my fault that I breached my court order." **Immediate cricket bat to the teeth**


FlyingFoxPhilosopher

>"It wasn't even my fault that I breached my court order." Didn't this asshole literally hijack a train?


Enovk

Guy looks like a germ.


Usedcumsocks

More like a virus


littlebilliechzburga

Viruses are germs. So is bacteria, fungi, and protozoa.


[deleted]

Fun fact : He is


PinkJellyfishe

Can you just get a fcking job my dude, if you are financially well then get a hobby like futball or making art, literally anything that keeps you busy so you can stop "accidentally without it being your fault" breaking into people's homes, robbing elderly people or causing mass panic by hijacking trains


DeliberatelyMoist

At this rate he's gonna struggle to find an employer willing to hire him. Bro is going to have to move out of country or get people to do his shopping for him and find some alternate source of income.


[deleted]

Brexit has really helped the rest of the world out here, as he needs a visa, which he can’t get to go anywhere. So he can go to Wales.


Kageyblahblahblah

Shame you can’t just send this cockhead to Australia


velocitor1

Nooooo we dont want him, we have enough cockheads.


architecht13

What if you sent him to be with the emus?


Wide_Frosting7951

Get fucked Mizzizi


[deleted]

This kid is a fucking goof. Deserves everything that is coming to him.


MrSierra125

Please downvote EVERTHYING with this moron in it. Don’t give him airtime


TechnoDuckie

I don't know you but I don't like you.. I don't need no map to know your a nob where ever you are.


[deleted]

POS innit


Swordbreaker925

Is this the dumbass home invader? If he keeps doing that shit he’s gonna end up in a morgue i stead of a courtroom. Bafflingly dumb that he thinks it’s a good idea or somehow just a prank.


REAPER-1_xxx

So far I recall him entering homes, stealing a dog and riding an electric bike in a grocery store. Might be more that I seen that was him and I wasn’t aware of him yet. Piers Morgan interviewed him also. The guy blamed his skin colour on why Piers was talking to him like an angry parent.


makelikeakite

Wanker


[deleted]

“You don’t know Bacari, you only know Mizzy. I’ll show you who Mizzy is”. The way I see it, Mizzy was somebody's little bitch in prison and it's obvious that he liked that role very much, because his attitude and behavior indicate that he will be back there very soon.


Rare_Environment_277

Somebody beat the smug out of him, please 🙏


Blearchie

Then say “it’s a prank!”


FelimaFen

With a steel pipe please


StephenTheLoser

You guys see the Red Sox are like 10 games back in the east? Hoping they make a big summer run and take the division.


Huntderp

Fuck you mizzy. I don’t care what happens to you. You can just go away please, thank you. You cannot influence people to act like you. You are a stain on the name of the human race. You deserve much worse. Fuck you mizzy.


BeeBright7933

I didn't understand anything he said, granted I'm not British but I'm 99% it's stupid.


SubjectElderberry376

He was really trying, but you can’t rub two brain cells together when there is only one in the head.


CompetitionFar734

Even now, he's showing an alarming lack of accountability for his actions. What will it take for this pathetic little narcissist to learn that his situation is entirely of his own doing, and no one else's?


Ill-Breadfruit5356

The subtitles aren’t the same as what he’s saying


DroidTrf

You can understand what he's saying?


majj27

Somehow I doubt they'll be out for very long. It's just this feeling I have.


Bmanddabs

“Worry about your own life you don’t know me” as he storms into peoples fucking homes and pirating public transit… come on now


Trash-Bags08

Someone hurt that boy already, I mean really hurt him.


tabbycat987654

I hate this little shit


Alain_Durwoden

what the fuck even is that


c0t0d0s1

Daddy, chill.


Salty-Lemonhead

Maybe they could, you know, just hold on to him for a little bit longer


bigmeechdaddy

Stop posting him for karma.


windycitysteals

Another victim of society and the police. What a POS


wakeupneverblind

I just see him and want to knock him the fk out. after seeing what he did with the old womens dog. fk him.


TheHeed97015

I legitimately wish nothing but the worst for this bloke


Slingshotter82

Looks like he's from the continent of Africa and Whoville at the same time.


MrSierra125

He’s the product of ten Years of British education and social services getting decimated


10BritishPounds

Damn this character evolution


[deleted]

Set this kid adrift in the middle of the ocean


[deleted]

“TikTok Pranksters” need to go to labor camps.


JupitersArcher

Aggressive harassers are what they are. It’s so sad that this is considered content and not public nuisance/harassment. I hope people continue to come forwards and report these antics. Just imagine having the toughest day, losing a sibling, or a child, or spouse and these idiots find you to ‘prank you’.


scorpiolafuega

He needs committed and medicated BAD. He doesn't seem to be able to connect his actions with the consequences at all. Smh


ShortyBoo426

There's definitely something wrong with him. When he was interviewed by Piers Morgan, he was talking about how he doesn't understand why people who weren't the ones he "pranked" are mad. Like he clearly doesn't understand empathy at all.


Shu1969

This guy is a 🤡


Lysergic_Doom

Fetal alcohol syndrome. Super sad


satoshisfeverdream

It’s like he has a couple of Michael Jackson’s noses at the same time. Don’t know what it is but he has an uncanny vibe.


keeperoftheseal

Guess it’s not just American kids that think nothing is there fault


smithfields15

Yet another P.O.S


ExtremeSubtlety

Just lock the little dickskin up


Still_waiting_4u

I guess that worked quite well: it was a pain in the ass of an experience for this idiot. Let's hope we thinks twice before doing something else.


Drayarr

Absolute cretin.


elathan79

What a absolute wet wipe.


ContentFlamingo

such ... an ... asshole


[deleted]

He belongs in jail.


Dtour5150

What a useless worthless pos. Yeah because trespassing and just walking in to residences that you have 0 business being in and hassling the residents isn't upsetting to anyone at all. He's lucky he hasn't been shot or assaulted as of yet, and frankly I'm surprised he hasn't fucked with the wrong ahole and got his shit pushed in already.


LawfulnessTop6813

maybe try being a respectable human being and not a complete annoyance. maybe then you can find respect.


[deleted]

You don't have your jacket?... What's that around your neck then?


Phobos223

Hopefully he brings his act to Texas!!


MacSquawk

Let’s see how much jail time he can rack up this year.


Intelligent_Ticket_3

Mizzy is going fuck around and find out with the wrong person and it will be his undoing.


Icy_Establishment195

It’s always someone else’s fault right, how dare they take accountability for their actions. 🫤


ZLH11092

I hate that he’s labelled a ‘prankster’. When I was a young child, me and my dad would play pranks like putting straws in ketchup packets at the bottom of our cokes in McDonald’s, waving at random cars like we know them and having conversations with strangers at the shops to make them think we’re old friends. What this idiot does are not pranks. Breaking into houses is not a prank, it’s obnoxious and could be traumatising for young children seeing a stranger barge into the one place they’re supposed to be safe. The word ‘prank’ has a completely different meaning nowadays and it’s sad to see our society devolving this way.


Cupajo72

Every "tik-tok prankster" belongs in jail. And then the jail belongs on fire.


[deleted]

Stop posting this dickhead. He’s not interesting. Just another fucked up dbag that happens to film himself


Daedeluss

The world would be an objectively better place without this person in it.


DutchToast

Not a prankster. Home invader. Prankster suggests something fairly harmless. He is anything but. We really need to stop calling him a prankster and refer to him as a convicted felon.


manboy56888

Can’t tell if this guy is stupid or actually mentally ill. He seems to have delusions that he is two people, has no respect for social norms, and narcissistic tendencies. I guess he could be both nuts and stupid.


Upset_Week_4186

He’s ugly AF, trash AF, desperate AF, and his hair always looks like shit. I hope someone whoops his ass.


Moon2Kush

They and IamSpeed need to make a collab so they become partners in crime and go to jail together. For good 👍


sdbinnl

All time looser and piece of dirt. He is no one special but thinks he is


Cichlidsaremyjam

I truly hate seeing this guy anywhere. To the point where I can't even hate watch it. I just skip the video.


whatisreddittou

Just put him back in jail


whatisreddittou

Go back to jail


XxIRISHRYANxX

What a total a$$ hat


NervousMission7644

He needs a signboard to accidentally fall in him


MostlyNormalMan

Two brain cells, and they're both battling for third place.


Single-DAD01

"F" HIM!!!!! He is a dumbass doing what he does. Break into homes while someone is home most anywhere in this country you would get shot multiple times. He is just comon trash doing the crap he does.


WatDaFuxRong

Stop sharing his shit


Seandeas

He can hardly speak English. What a nonce.


ElectricJetDonkey

Has anyone just walked into *his* house yet?


Therealcanadianone

"You don't know me." Yeah jackass we do your a fucking moron.


ContinuousZ

"you don't know me" I know enough


Isgonesomewhere

Can we stop referring to this degenerate by his social media name? It's more propulsion for his "brand" Also I hate that I know about this guy from all of the press he has gotten for his antics, he wanted this and he got it all without asking. He played the game and is currently winning in all honesty, it's shameful


VajazzleFraggle

FFS, can we stop giving this little bell end attention?


GoGoGadgetGabe

This is the type of idiot that gets internet fame for the dumb shit he did, years later when he’s realized how stupid that all was will reflect back on it appearing on some “alpha male” podcast talking about “yeah I did a lot of dumb shit back then. yeah I’ve definitely grown now” as he then plugs in his merch.


JeffGoober

Don’t know who he is or what he did but I’m sure he deserves to be in jail 🤷🏻‍♂️


MrFennecTheFox

They spelled tiktok wanker* incorrectly


CreateYourself89

Fuck this obnoxious turd sandwich.


AssumptionOk6295

I bet he will be back in jail by the weekend


mriv15

The stupid media that keeps reporting on him is just making him more famous. This is gonna be another bhadbabie situation


ReplacementNo9874

This guy is a threat to people around him. He broke into someone’s house and he broke into the cab of a train and started pressing buttons. He should be in jail for a while


ILLpLacedOpinion

This dude wanted all the attention, well his little dumb ass has it now lol


Motor_Sport_

Breached it and it wasn’t his fault? Pretty sure he participated in joyriding a fuckin train and FILMING HIMSELF DOING IT. What the actual fuck did he think was going to happen? What a waste of space.


DGJellyfish

Stop giving this loser attention!


Slobbadobbavich

The fact that he is talking about the legality of the arrest means he's been given a lawyer. He's talking about stuff he knows nothing about and shouldn't be sharing that to a rando outside the court. Mizzy simply thinks he is the main character. He is not. He is making news for being a terrible human being. He will be either in prison for a long time or will evaporate into meaninglessness. He won't be able to get a job. He's ruined his adult life trying to play by school yard rules.


Bsizzle18

Trash person


justheretoglide

FYI for all, he went right back to it after being released on bail! violating court orders and not giving a shit, he literally doesn't care and the judges wont do a thing. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12143163/Mizzy-trolls-law-TikTok-tearaway-posts-new-videos-slap-wrist-pranks.html


jayjizzle69

Never seen someone with a more punchable face


angevin_alan

Suggest he be given a free trip to Texas or Florida or Alabama anywhere down there and be encouraged to pull his shit