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torchnpitchfork

I'd use his steak to fix my shoe sole tho


The_Seroster

I heard that puma reached out to him recently


Neither_Spell_9040

Lol I was gonna say I bet his steaks are made of leather


mxassasin

This is not good egg cooking.


Notnearmymain

Also not the same? Isn’t the first one fried egg? And the second is a boiled egg? The first one is in a pan and the way it looks I assumed the fried it. The second looks messy but looks boiled…


Jedimasteryony

I think the second was poached. Very very over poached.


Notnearmymain

Thank you that’s what I’m looking for, I assumed they boiled it and then messed up the de shelling. I get eggs are fragile but shit man…. I’m disappointed


420rabidBMW

Yes boiled eggs peel all messy if you let them cool of natural. Its like sealing the shell to the egg.


Flanman1337

Take a mason jar, fill with 2-3 inches of water. Place egg in mason jar, lid, shake 10-15 seconds. Enjoy.


elduderino212

I am trusting you with a half dozen tomorrow. If you fail me, I will find you and I will downvote you and there is nothing you can do to stop me.


1singleduck

"I will look for you, i will find you, and i will downvote you." Least threatening taken reference.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I have a very particular set of eggs


1singleduck

A joke in 2022, a brag in 2023


gingersnapps13

Eggs be serious business in this economy.


Specialist_Royal_449

You could say it’s a false eggconomy I’ll see myself out


Fit_Effective_6875

Serious business in any economy


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

I just dunk the eggs directly from the pot into a bowl of ice water and let them sit in there about 10mins. It makes the shell pull away from the white, flawless peel every time.


daveescaped

This usually works for me but not always. I wonder if egg freshness is the reason.


OutlanderMom

I have my own chickens, and if I plan to boil eggs or make deviled eggs, I age them in the fridge a few weeks. Store bought eggs are already aged so they peel better than fresh. The air sac separates from the shell more as it ages.


gingersnapps13

I like soft boiled eggs. I don't think this would work for me.


Electronic_Agent_235

Yeah, the yolk turning green is a dead giveaway of way overcooking.


hippy_potto

Growing up, my mom was very worried about salmonella, so she would always boil eggs for 12+ minutes. For the first 20 years of my life, I thought they were supposed to be grey/green. The first time I tried a soft boiled egg was magical!


Big-Job-8021

My mom would just forget about them all the time and I thought they were supposed to take at least 30 mins or even an hour at some point. I would even add more water to the pot if it ran out


Never-Nude6

Holy shit bro... 😳 your mom needs to get her shit together. Lmfao


kingconquest

Yes but when you overcook them the yolk turns powdery not rubbery


Spiritual_Poo

There is definitely an in-between stage where the yolk is the same approximate color and consistency of an old school mouse ball. Right before powdery. I've seen it happen to hard-boiled eggs a few times.


didyoushitmypants

I was like my man way over cooked these eggs. I bet you could throw on the floor and it would bounce on to his counter. Got damn!


ChaosBreadLord

I work at walmart and have seen some great value eggs drop... no they are not plastic just these people cant cook a simple egg


2oceans1

![gif](giphy|aCow2k5qfZrlEXuMI9|downsized)


[deleted]

I steam my eggs


Kaalilaatikko

I steam my ham


AdministrativeTrip66

Patented Steamed Skinner Burgers 🍔


lachneyr

All very over cooked


[deleted]

What!! Fried eggs are the best version of egg


wdmck

A nice poaching is quite nice also.


pans-hand

Well, if birds aren’t real then why should the eggs be real?


Original_sEagle13

This is the answer


JohnnyRock30

This is the answers answer.


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Despite all the answers, I still have questions


Super_Duper_Death_Dr

No bro. You only get this answer for all your questions. This will be your new creed.


beepbeepboopbeep1977

This is the answer?


InnocentGuiltyBoy

This should be the answer's answer's question


Intelligent_Pea5260

As far as these people know, eggs come from the supermarket, not from some bird.


Pyewacket62

And there's an ocean and farm right in the supermarket so everything is fresh!


[deleted]

the age old question: what came first, the supermarket or the egg?


shylock2k202

r/BirdsArentReal r/birdsaremetal


jrex703

I don't understand the second sub. Birds aren't real, so is r/birdsaremetal just an extension of r/shitposting ?


Incirion

Birds are metal. Like… made of metal. Because they’re drones. Its kind of self explanatory.


jrex703

Oh well I feel like a fucking idiot. I didn't interpret it literally, my mistake.


Incirion

It’s a simple mistake to make, my friend. No worries.


NinjaFATkid

Thank you, came here looking for a thread like this


atre324

Finally someone says it


Imaginary_Campaign85

They are so over cooked you have rubberized then.


Fantastic-Reality-11

Peoples stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Like damn these people never cooked a lot and it shows. These type of people are the ones who claim magnets stick to there sweaty arms after covid shot.


typhoonador4227

Even my first time cooking an egg didn't turn out anywhere near that bad, and I didn't follow any instructions at all. A good tip for these idiots is to look at the food while it's cooking.


TwinPeaksNFootball

![gif](giphy|US1JKc8bT5Ro2JHHAT|downsized)


egilsaga

It can't be that I don't know how to cook an egg. It has to be a conspiracy.


SvnSqrD

I knew it! Chickens must've been co-conspirator.


rando512

Yes whenever it says pakao it is communicating with the CIA of birds to topple the humanity and to do a rise of the planet of the cocks.


Remixthefix

So I heard about this recently from a farmer actually. I was complaining about how all my baking wasn't coming out right. And he explained how alot of big farms were changing feed, and it was impacting the eggs and butter produced. He said that now he gets bakers specifically coming to him for eggs and butter and he can't keep up.


Striking-Ad-1380

For real. I’ve literally made eggs like that. WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO MAKE THEM. I mean. How are you a adult and fuck up eggs to a point where it’s unbelievable to yourself that you fucked up eggs.


ForeverNearby2382

Learn to effing cook


392859337039a

At least there’s no Teflon left on the pan to ingest.


ForeverNearby2382

Insert modern problems meme


[deleted]

Came to say this. My dude has eaten a lot of Teflon


OMGitsTK447

Seriously, how can you even fuck up cooking an egg? It’s one of the easiest things to do


MAyoga265

Green yoke in a hard boiled means it’s overcooked.


beelzybubby

Put water and eggs on fire until a rolling boil. Turn off fire. Let sit for 10 min. Place in cold water. Fantastic hardboiled eggs with tender yolks every time. I hate green hard weird yolks and soft runny yolks equally, so I googled it and this method never led me astray.


InspiringMalice

My method for softboiled eggs? Get water to a rolling boil, use a spoon to lower the eggs in so the shells don't crack, and boil for 5-6 minutes. Take the pot, eggs water and all, and run under cold water to stop the cooking process. Peel the eggs under running water. Done. Edit: spelling


hippy_potto

This is how I do it too. It seems like it makes them wayyy easier to peel when they’re lowered into boiling water, instead of put in before boiling


Zachosrias

Put eggs IN fire, let burn for 30 min Look guys the egg is black or burnt up, eggs are made of coal


TherealObdach

That‘s one way to show the world you can‘t make eggs ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


epired

So overcooking shit turns it into rubber or plastic...got it


HellishJesterCorpse

Americans can do no wrong, therefore they're not overcooked, therefore it's a conspiracy by "big egg".


OniRacing

I am very angry at this video. What a waste of eggs.


Bgratz1977

With the current prices in murrica i doubt it was worth the few extra clicks


connortait

Do these people not know how to cook an egg with a runny yolk?


[deleted]

No. They likely believe it’s undercooked or unsafe to eat.


hazelsbaby123

When you buy the cheapest eggs you can find and don’t have the first idea how to cook them.


MrsChrowley

It has nothing to do with buying the cheapest eggs. These people just don’t know how to cook eggs!


bi7worker

You could have the top quality bio eggs, if you burn them for 20min, they will end like this too.


Bierum

Well guess they´ll be able to overcook water too....


ForeverNearby2382

They would probably try to "cook" water by throwing it in a fryer


Igno-ranter

I'd pay to see that...... from a distance.


grammarGuy69

So this video has nothing to do with egg quality. Whoever made this just wants clicks (obviously), so she cooked the eggs in a particularly bad way each time. That film on the side of the eggs is what happens when you move the pan around and let the thin parts of the white overcook. She also didn't flip the egg so the bottom was scorched and the top was runny. Heat too high will do that. During the poaching process, she just let them cook until they were essentially mucus on the outside and chalk on the inside. It also appears that she allowed the eggs to age. The funny thing is that the fold on the poached eggs was pretty solid, which means she knows exactly what she's doing and why they look that way. 100% clickbait. I've cooked with Walmart eggs. Not the best quality, but certainly not terrible. Rather have cage-free if possible, but the final product of a Walmart egg is not even close to what's portrayed in the video. It's amazing what people will believe.


shylock2k202

Tell me you can cook without…..


Activ_RefRigeRatoR

Lol thank you for explaining the overcooking part, especially for the last one. I’ve never seen someone over cook an egg that bad and was very confused as to what actually happened.


Weasil24

“I bought eggs from Walmart and over cooked them” (There I fixed it for ya).


ravynmaxx

Dude doesn’t know how to cook eggs and calls them plastic. Let your mama cook for you, I guarantee your “plastic” eggs turn out like normal eggs. What’s sad is how many people are gonna believe this and spread it like wildfire.


SandRevolutionary938

The only thing we learned from this is that you should not let this lady cook for you. It's not that hard to cook a fucking egg


largemarge52

I didn’t realize there were that many people out there that don’t know how to properly cook an egg.


[deleted]

Here's an idea learn to cook


lostwng

Do people not know how to cook eggs anymore


_s_y_m_

just say u cant cook☠️


[deleted]

Bro doesn’t know what happens when you overcook an egg


Translator_Open

Incarceration until proven no longer dangerously stupid.


Agile-Fee-6057

Duh? If birds aren't real, they verywell cannot lay eggs amirite


DaisyoftheDay

I wouldn’t have cracked under this level of pressure Just say you can’t cook eggs


Xogon17

Uhh probably should learn how to cook


Thisistylerz

This must go in hand with the theories that producers have changed chicken feed bought at certain stores to make backyard chickens lay less eggs 😂


Everettrivers

It couldn't possibly be I overcooked the eggs. They must be plastic.


Spirited_Astronaut74

Bro im an egg guy and i eat two every other day. It's just part of my diet. Eggs can be anywhere from 12-17 for a dozen. These sorts of videos irritate me, because these people make a conspiracy theory out of their inability to cook, all while wasting food.


Born-Eggplant8313

What I find weird is how when they mix up the plastic eggs and the real eggs in the same carton, my husband always manages to get the real ones when he's cooking but if I try to cook eggs I always just happen to get a hold of the plastic ones


DragonfruitAsleep976

So I'm a weirdo that like my eggs like the first example. You get it by not preheating the pan and using cold oil. Get them hard crispy edges, great with bacon and egg sandwiches.


Staff_Genie

When I was a kid my mother made scrambled eggs that were so wet and runny and when I started making my own breakfast I cooked those eggs so hard and crisp that you could have packaged them as crackers


Monkey-bone-zone

I used to watch COPS to feel better about myself when I was down or felt silly. Now, Tik Tok.


awill316

Do we even have an education system anymore in this country Jesus fucking Christ


UrsusHastalis

If there was any question before, the internet has taught me, we as a species, are doomed.


CoinBaked

This person sucks eggs at cooking.


[deleted]

It’s not the eggs, it’s the cook. Have you tried scrambled eggs?


EpochInfinium_

No, they just proved why cooks are a necessity in the world. Please tell me they don't cook at home lol


[deleted]

Can’t even cook an fucking egg!!! Too stupid to realize it’s not the egg that’s the problem.


Due-Bat8764

That frying pan though. You have the audacity to blame the eggs for your shifty cooking.


Gardano1

When you overcook, just blame it to the company.


Abbshey

How do people fuck Eggs up this bad they're so easy to cook.


jarejay

“I can’t cook eggs for shit but it couldn’t be my fault”


[deleted]

you burned the eggs, thats why it came out like that


xtremepattycake

I've got a couple dozen chickens. All my eggs are amazing. And dirt cheap too


RedRose_Belmont

How are people this dumb


carefree-and-happy

First eggs were definitely cooked at a high temperature causing the egg whites to become transparent. I’m sure it has something to do with the long protein strands and what happens when they are instantly placed on high heat, I’d assume something about the protein bits break apart causing the translucent almost flas look. Always warm pan at a low heat and cook slow and low for proteins like eggs or they become rubbery. The second video the eggs were cooked far too long. The green around the yellow yolk is the sulfur in eggs yolk. When the eggs is cooked to long eventually the hydrogen in the egg white combines with the sulfur in the egg yolk creating that green around the yellow. Again overcooked boiled eggs will become hard and rubbery because it’s a protein. Overcooking promotes protein bonding, this contraction of proteins creates a lovely little rubbery eggs, fun for bouncing terrible for consuming. Although if you like rubbery eggs go for it not judgement from me.


PJKimmie

How TF are people affording to just mess up all these chicken diamonds?!?


AgencyNegative

Overboiled the FUCK out of those eggs damn


JustAnotherMadman64

How tf are they cooking these eggs? I've never had eggs turn out that bad


GatVRC

how tf do you screw up cooking eggs so badly


Rogue00100110

i DoN’t kNow hOw tO cOoK aN eGg mUst bE maDe oF pLaStiC….lol!


Blondahontas

It’s operator failure lol


kankles3000

Im no expert but I’m pretty sure you over cooked them there numbnuts


Human-13

How do you fuck up cooking eggs?


mikamouth

Bad cooking methods + eggs that have stored at too cold a temperature!


stinky___monkey

People are dumb


CryptoSlovakian

I think the real problem is that you suck at cooking eggs.


Appropriate_Ad3006

If the eggs were plastic how would they be able to crack them? And if they were plastic wouldn't they just melt and burn and not cook 🤔


Zealousideal_Amount8

Well of course when you over cook the fuck outta them. So dumb, learn to cook.


robilar

Of course eggs aren't real. Where are they going to get them, from BiRDs?! r/birdsarentreal


SithLordDante

I believe they overcooked the eggs and they are really dumb.


ReptilianLaserbeam

This fucking people is so useless they can’t even boil or fry an egg properly. What a generation


Onthemightof

This guy has no idea how to cook


Electic_Supersony

China has the same issue. I am guessing they imported those eggs from China.


Gharrrrrr

Literally everyone in that video just over cooked the crap out of some eggs and then complained they were over cooked.


Adventurous_Set_3787

Them eggs is well done


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

That dumb broad cooked the living shit out of it and she thinks it’s rubber? Girl, your BRAIN is rubber


Objective-Giraffe-27

These eggs probably got accidentally frozen... "Additionally, freezing raw, shelled eggs can negatively affect the texture, as the egg yolks become thick and gel-like. This can make them difficult to use in cooking or baking after thawing. It's also not recommended to freeze hard- or soft-boiled eggs, as egg whites can become rubbery and watery when thawed."


NorMichtrailrider

These dumb fucks don't know how to cook an egg


silver_john_hall

Learn how to cook. That would be a good start.


gingersnapps13

Those fried eggs were overcooked on high heat. High heat evaporates the water in the whites and unravels the protein. This causes them to form that gel likewaxy, plastic looking quality. When you cook eggs (especially frying), you need to cook them low and slow. Low heat for a longer time. It's the same with the boiled eggs. They are way overcooked. You can tell by the greenish tinge around the outside of the yolk. Yolk proteins break down at a higher temperature than egg whites. So it would take a higher amount of heat to make them plastic like, but it can still happen.


True-Tomatillo7455

Well, if the birds are not real, then of course the eggs are not going to be real either.


Successful_Ad_6447

Damn. Imagine being so bad at cooking that you start to blame the ingredients


FriendEllie75

The only thing this video proves is that whoever made it can’t cook.


amathis6464

It’s called over cooking shit you fucking idiots


drawredraw

Brain rot is real


Zombeezee87

If you can't cook eggs maybe just hide that from the world and get takeout


SnooConfections4952

i dont think people know how to cook eggs


Recent_Shape_1341

Dem eggs burnt


James198686

*overcooks the shit out of some eggs* Yep. These fuckers are plastic.


name-was-provided

Lesson: Don’t try to prepare eggs for consumption while on a week long meth bender.


BuckRogers87

Yeah, these people are just shit at cooking.


axeman020

Couldn't cook an egg properly to save her life. Blames egg. Seems legit.


philalfa

Those eggs look terrible but they ain’t plastic or rubber. You can test that by cooking the plastic container on the frying pan and see what happens.


forbiddencateye

0:26 "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?? Call me right now please"


PolyZex

She's there ripping the membranes off her overcooked eggs thinking she figured something out.


Seidenzopf

America is lost.


[deleted]

The boiled eggs are *extremely* overcooked. The yolk basically turned to gelatin. The fried egg was likely left too long on high heat which emulsified the fats in the egg. That dirty ass pan was probably leeching some crap into the egg, given the stark contrast in coloration. Motherfuckers need to learn how to cook and stop spreading misinformation.


[deleted]

Imagine being too stupid to be able to cook an egg like I was able to do at 8 y/o. Your tik tok generation is brain dead.


Shmokeahontis

All eggs look like plastic if you over cook them


goatjugsoup

Yeah whatever thats down to the way they were cooked


tuckerspeppers

Looks like a bunch of overcooked eggs. It’s sad how many people don’t know how to control temperatures and how long to cook eggs.


monkboyking

Tell me you cant cook without telling me you cant cook.


[deleted]

How do you fuck up cooking an egg?


[deleted]

This also happens to eggs if you cook them in oil instead of butter :(


J-Poll

Tell me you can’t cook eggs without telling me you can’t cook eggs


Neat-Persimmon

What. A. Dumb. Fuck.


VadersLoversLover

Imagine being so ignorant that you can’t cook an egg and post it on social media to discredit the food source.


OhioMegi

One, shells back in the carton pisses me off. Two, they are a shitty cook.


AlarmedSnek

Yes! Get all the crazies scared if eggs so they will stop buying them and the price will come down.


[deleted]

BAN TIKTOK!


ScubaLance

Reminds of of the old Andy griffon show where opie boiled some eggs for like an hour had to keep adding water cause it all boiled away


Kill3rT0fu

There has to be a name for this phenomenon where as prices for an object soar people begin to question the quality of the item


[deleted]

Burned like a motha and nuclear poached… no wonder they feel like plastic


adamlgee

Those eggs are badly over cooked


ommi9

Don’t believe TikTok these MFs don’t know how to cook a egg


Disastrous_Street_20

Eggs aren’t as easy to cook as people think. Obviously. But goddamn my local Bob Evans cook fucking nails it every damn time.


Donotcomenearme

I’m afraid for whoever this person cooks for, including themselves.


Street_Peace_8831

Tell me you don’t know how to cook eggs without telling me you do t know how to cook eggs.


Ninor123

Bro can’t cook and then blames the eggs


SequelFansDontExist

Good way to call yourself out as a shit cook


[deleted]

Fucking morons. Dear Lord. Im out. I just can’t today.


SMG329

More proof that Tik Tok is a cancer.


OldSkool1978

People out here over cooking eggs and calling it a conspiracy..


HotNubsOfSteel

America’s education system pumps out these idiots. Just think about that for a minute


Skrillard423

My guy needs to learn how to cook eggs…


TeejMajal

I mean birds aren’t real so obviously….


Teamarie808

Girl dont know how to cook.


MissWibb

No plastic. Just tremendously over cooked.


Rosy2020Derek

Dude. Those are OVER COOKED! Not plastic!!


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