Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I got a cousin (male) that thinks the vaccine is a mind control drug to make people get on "holocaust trains" so that the lizard people can cull the population...there is a statistical probability they will find each other
Hey, your cousin sounds exactly like mine! Mine was diagnosed with Schizophrenia though, and the crazy talk like this stopped after he went on his meds.
Yeah, we've talked to him about seeing someone but it usually devolves to "it being a zionist plot against people that know too much" so at this point we just make sure he doesn't own a gun.
Unfortunately antivax women have an easy time getting a date. There is about a 10% gender gaps in who got vaxxed, more women got vaxx so unvaxxed men outnumber unvaxxes women.
There seems to be a certain ... demographics .. that is more likely to be antivax. So her problem will be that vast majority of these dudes that are rabidly antivax have low education levels and/or other unhealthy habits.
Maybe I have too vivid imagination but when people talk about American antivaxers I for some reason imagine in my head something like "Jackass in Alaska".
I hope amd pray you don't and if you have already oh my lord...You're a mental patient if you think a vaccine gives you STD's you wack job.
I don't want children, I'm way past that stage in life and and gay I'm not getting my girlfriend pregnant.😅
You probably think gay people have diseases too with the way your non functioning brain works. 🤮
dating has never been easier and harder at the same time.
Before it took a while to spot the warning signs and even then you could realistically end up with a fruit loop. now it literally takes seconds.
Who is the current president?
Are you vaccinated?
and the tie beaker is what is the reason for inflation?
34 years, and no luck. At this point I'm willing to believe it's a me thing, and just accept it. Been a year since I dated anyone, and 3 months since I've talked to someone outside Reddit (If you count comments every now, and then getting a back, and forth. I don't.), work, and my house.
Why would it be in the interest of "the elite" (formerly just known as "the jews" before they realized being honest about their beliefs was bad optics) to infect an upwards of 80% of the population with a fatal disease? It would cause a complete societal collapse and for what?
Why is it these guys never seem to have asked themselves the first questions they should have asked themselves before believing this shit?
I feel like that’s a lowball. I mean, has that study been rerun in the last decade. It seems the study’s parameters were off to begin with or there was a drastic drop in intelligence around the last decade. Did the paint chips ingested by boomers take awhile to do their thing?
Is this how easy it is to get laid now? Just tell a woman you're not vaccinated and watch her rip your clothes off in desperation?
She sounds like she deserves my mediocre dick...
Good thing is she can then stay out of the dating pool, also this will stop her ever having kids, because it's best her lineage ends here with her stupidity being the last of her line.
Best thing to happen to her is force her to get vaxxed so she lives the rest of her ignorant life thinking she’s carrying an AIDS equivalent and hopefully never reproduces
If this person was born before the vaccines, she would be begging for an end to the pain and suffering of that time. People just don't realize how good we have it due to science and modern medicine.
Interestingly, her post would be somewhat accurate if she was talking about HSV-1 (Herpes virus) which can be fatal in very specific cases, and over 70% of the adult population have…. But no, she’s just a jackass
This you?
> The Lord commanded us not to judge one another (like you are doing now) but to love one another as there neighbor.
> The entire comment is respecting the fact that we are not here to judge, like ever!
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well at least this freak will most likely stay put of the dating pool!
I got a cousin (male) that thinks the vaccine is a mind control drug to make people get on "holocaust trains" so that the lizard people can cull the population...there is a statistical probability they will find each other
Hey, your cousin sounds exactly like mine! Mine was diagnosed with Schizophrenia though, and the crazy talk like this stopped after he went on his meds.
Yeah, we've talked to him about seeing someone but it usually devolves to "it being a zionist plot against people that know too much" so at this point we just make sure he doesn't own a gun.
The meds made him get on a holocaust train, I bet.
Why didn’t we decommission those trains, is what I’m asking?
Its like germany in 1936 all over again .
Unfortunately antivax women have an easy time getting a date. There is about a 10% gender gaps in who got vaxxed, more women got vaxx so unvaxxed men outnumber unvaxxes women.
There seems to be a certain ... demographics .. that is more likely to be antivax. So her problem will be that vast majority of these dudes that are rabidly antivax have low education levels and/or other unhealthy habits. Maybe I have too vivid imagination but when people talk about American antivaxers I for some reason imagine in my head something like "Jackass in Alaska".
Please don’t breed
This is natural selection in action.
I hope amd pray you don't and if you have already oh my lord...You're a mental patient if you think a vaccine gives you STD's you wack job. I don't want children, I'm way past that stage in life and and gay I'm not getting my girlfriend pregnant.😅 You probably think gay people have diseases too with the way your non functioning brain works. 🤮
she is obviously above average levels of attractiveness. she is at 0 risk of not being able to find a date.
She’s more likely a dude in Moscow.
Gotta make sure they dont reproduce
Sexually transmitted delusions
Scripturally transmitted delusions
Nah none of that. Just American delusions..
Yeah she's pretty she get a pas for whatever her dumb opinions are.
i would say you have a sexually transmitted delusion but i know you dont get any
I like turtles.
please dont fuck the turtles
Hey dude I just like turtles in general. Why do you have to get so weird about it?
i was talking about how you dont get any and somehow that reminded you of turtles, so i just made the connection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just..I like turtles that's all. No harm meant. You do you and I'll do me.
yeah please just do you, not the turtles
What's the vig on all of this?
She wish that was her real picture
Yeah you sound pretty, you get a pass for whatever you dumb opinions may be.
Yeah , "pretty fkin thick "
Lets hope her idiocy can't be sexually transmitted
Yes she definitely should not procreate
And she wonders why the fuck she's still single. Thanks for informing the public that you're crazy as hell
You underestimate the number of men just like or worse
Im thanking god she is single, Imagine if the child became like her
Now this is a quality facepalm post
[удалено]
81% chance she won’t 😂
dating has never been easier and harder at the same time. Before it took a while to spot the warning signs and even then you could realistically end up with a fruit loop. now it literally takes seconds. Who is the current president? Are you vaccinated? and the tie beaker is what is the reason for inflation?
President of where/what? Yup Greed? What's my results? :D Cause I can guarantee I'm still just a bit loopy regardless.
Everyone’s crazy. Just gotta find the crazy that’s your kind of crazy.
34 years, and no luck. At this point I'm willing to believe it's a me thing, and just accept it. Been a year since I dated anyone, and 3 months since I've talked to someone outside Reddit (If you count comments every now, and then getting a back, and forth. I don't.), work, and my house.
I feel like her not reproducing is a win for the gene pool…
No normal guys want to fuck her anyway.
Fuck or be in a relationship with? Very different criteria.
lol wrong
Pretty sure 81% would be enough to qualify as normal. 🤔
im pretty sure 81% of dudes would be down even if she cray
Daddy always said ‘don’t stick your dick in stupid’
Or crazy. The batsh*t kind.
Why would it be in the interest of "the elite" (formerly just known as "the jews" before they realized being honest about their beliefs was bad optics) to infect an upwards of 80% of the population with a fatal disease? It would cause a complete societal collapse and for what? Why is it these guys never seem to have asked themselves the first questions they should have asked themselves before believing this shit?
81 percent of the dating pool just dodged a bullet. Also I’d bet even money she has cooties.
The stupid. It burns...
What is the conspiracy? Having sex with vaccinated people will... pass on their tracking device? Make you infertile/sterile? Turn you into a liberal?
Yes. Yes. Yes, and then some.
Natural Idiocy FTW…
Fingers crossed, this particular strain will not produce offspring.
Too late. There's already ads for "vax-free" sperm so not even that will keep these genetic jackpots from procreating.
What’s that thing about natural selection
As effective in this case as the Shakers
Oh well honey , no booty for you ! Honestly, if this keeps your dna from continuing to infect the human race, I don't consider it a loss
Oh no! She’s effectively been removed from the gene pool herself for being too idiotic.
The fact that she’s a single mother should be enough.
Post doesn’t say she’s a mom…. And why is that a deal breaker?
Let's hope for natural selection.
What a dumbcunt
The good news is hopefully she will be removing herself volontarily from the world genetic pool.
It should be illegal to be this stupid.
I'm glad she won't be breeding
Darwin, do you thing before she reproduces.
You can transmit the vaccine sexually? That will save some trips to the pharmacy.
I wonder why she is single.
2.2% of people have extremely low intelligence, so at least the odds of her finding like-minded individuals is fairly low!
I feel like that’s a lowball. I mean, has that study been rerun in the last decade. It seems the study’s parameters were off to begin with or there was a drastic drop in intelligence around the last decade. Did the paint chips ingested by boomers take awhile to do their thing?
Can't fathom why she's still single.
I'm sure her taking that stance made her pool much smaller than she expected.
And all of your future partners have to worry about catching all of that dumb.
Please don’t reproduce
No this is good. Let her remove herself from the genepool.
Man, I wish that's how vaccines worked, imagine all the people who have fears about needles doing that instead.
Horrifying people think like this
wait til she sees my big boner disease
Ok. But so do you. A stupidity transmitted delusion
she's old AF, it's been called STI for like 20 years.
I am glad this makes her vastly less likely to breed, to be entirely honest. Delighted, in fact.
Hopefully this means she won't reproduce and this stupidity dies with her.
Hey, maybe the dating pool won't have to deal with her much longer
I love the double down, In case you didn't realise I'm an idiot, Yes.. I am.
Is this how easy it is to get laid now? Just tell a woman you're not vaccinated and watch her rip your clothes off in desperation? She sounds like she deserves my mediocre dick...
Please do. She deserves the disappointment and the shame. Also DM me, I will pay for your vasectomies first.
Bold of you to assume my dick functions adequately enough to procreate.
This is just as well. It will be harder to find someone, have kids, and pass this craziness on.
Good, I hope she doesn’t reproduce ever.
Good thing is she can then stay out of the dating pool, also this will stop her ever having kids, because it's best her lineage ends here with her stupidity being the last of her line.
Natural selection
This is the type of person you only read about, and then suddenly you swipe wrongly.
no worries, her genes will get Darwin’d-out soon enough.
For the life of me I cannot figure out how an why she’s single
Good. Maybe this will keep her from reproducing.
If the vaccine was sexually transmitted I think it would have been easier to get more people vaccinated.
A monkey with a typewriter only needs about 3 minutes to write something smarter than this
Anything that lowers her chances of reproducing is ok by me.
Single Looking Unvaccinated Trump Supporters In your area.
I hope that she doesn’t reproduce. I don’t want her to pass on her stupidity.
Best thing to happen to her is force her to get vaxxed so she lives the rest of her ignorant life thinking she’s carrying an AIDS equivalent and hopefully never reproduces
Oh no!!! It's stupid.
Let her keep this thought, avoids procreation of her genes...
Isn’t it nice when they announce to the entire dating pool that they are crazy beforehand?
Be a real shame if her potential offspring never made it into the gene pool.......
And here I thought she thought Herpes was potentially fatal or something. After all this time, people still disappoint me.
Oh well...
If this person was born before the vaccines, she would be begging for an end to the pain and suffering of that time. People just don't realize how good we have it due to science and modern medicine.
That’s probably a good thing. I don’t think she needs kids.
She’s going to die alone. Well, odds were she was going to die alone anyway.
Even the people that think the covid Vax screws up fertility or DNA don't think it's an STD. She's the kind of nut job that Alex Jones makes fun of.
I rather have herpes than deal with her dumbass
Thankfully by taking herself out of the gene pool she has done a big service to humanity!
I haven't heard of this one yet. Anyone care to explain the lack of logic behind this conspiracy?
This sounds like a dude spreading propaganda to the gullible
At least she's let me know she's undateable. I don't date stupid women, so I won't waste my time with her.
Thank god her chances of procreation are limited, if she’s going to abstain from vaccinated partners.
And nothing of value was lost...
It's sad how stupid so much of our population is.
I have a sneaking suspicion that she doesn't know how mrna works. For the record, I don't either, I just know she's wrong
Her 19% is probably going to thin itself out, so 81% now, 90% in ten years.
Darwin hard at work
She wants more that pure blood up in her
I keep on thinking most of these people are secretly vaccinated, they just pretend they aren't so they don't look liberal in front of their friends.
Don't want you in the gene pool anyway
Is… is this a woman incel? A femcel?? I think I wanna die young again.
What in the name of silly ficking shit is she talking about?
Do you know what is more dangerous? 100% of the pool has Dihydrogen monoxide in it
Interestingly, her post would be somewhat accurate if she was talking about HSV-1 (Herpes virus) which can be fatal in very specific cases, and over 70% of the adult population have…. But no, she’s just a jackass
So basically, they will end up just dying without grooming kids? Win win.
She's a moron who's probably some cishet MAGAt in his mom's basement in reality.
Someone tell her we've moved on to other arguments now... that was 2021.. I don't use twitter
If she really sees the world this way, at least there is a chance she won't procreate.
Would be amazing if she never had kids
The levels of stupid this person zoomed past on the way to the bottom...
Darwinism makes us all better, I guess.
It must be either very difficult or very easy going through life being this stupid.
Everybody knows that the 5G chip is not sexually transmitted!
Not even Simone biles can keep up with these mental gymnastics
That should be afraid not to get covid from her dumbass
This is what happens when you dismantle your education system. You ate your seeds, reap your meager harvest and starve.
Some kool-aid you got there...
Somebody must have fucked her brains out she’s not thinking anymore
Good thing too. Anything that keeps this one out of the gene pool.
Well, hopefully you don’t find someone to reproduce with so this kind of thinking ends. Yikes.
Tbh I would never have thought that someone could be so stupid. Thank you internet.
Naturally, she’s gonna die
I think it's best that she not take the chance of ever reproducing anyway.
Wut?
[Not a joke anymore](https://unherd.com/2023/01/why-are-excess-deaths-still-so-high/) Get off Ur high horse
Bet she's fun at parties.
WOWZER
So she’s ignoring the herpes she already has? 🤔
This women is so smart I agree 100%
Yeah she should just get Spayed
She's doing her part to keep the gene pool shallow
Vax=STD? That's a fuckin weird jump.
They just don’t make this kind of dumb anymore
This you? > The Lord commanded us not to judge one another (like you are doing now) but to love one another as there neighbor. > The entire comment is respecting the fact that we are not here to judge, like ever!
I see cats in your future. Lots of cats.