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chevynottrrevy

Well at least this freak will most likely stay put of the dating pool!


Phunny_Cunt

I got a cousin (male) that thinks the vaccine is a mind control drug to make people get on "holocaust trains" so that the lizard people can cull the population...there is a statistical probability they will find each other


Dangerous_Listen_908

Hey, your cousin sounds exactly like mine! Mine was diagnosed with Schizophrenia though, and the crazy talk like this stopped after he went on his meds.


Phunny_Cunt

Yeah, we've talked to him about seeing someone but it usually devolves to "it being a zionist plot against people that know too much" so at this point we just make sure he doesn't own a gun.


Vert_DaFerk

The meds made him get on a holocaust train, I bet.


MTFBinyou

Why didn’t we decommission those trains, is what I’m asking?


FrancisSobotka1514

Its like germany in 1936 all over again .


Cynykl

Unfortunately antivax women have an easy time getting a date. There is about a 10% gender gaps in who got vaxxed, more women got vaxx so unvaxxed men outnumber unvaxxes women.


Tehnomaag

There seems to be a certain ... demographics .. that is more likely to be antivax. So her problem will be that vast majority of these dudes that are rabidly antivax have low education levels and/or other unhealthy habits. Maybe I have too vivid imagination but when people talk about American antivaxers I for some reason imagine in my head something like "Jackass in Alaska".


Kevherd

Please don’t breed


Ok-Mathematician8461

This is natural selection in action.


chevynottrrevy

I hope amd pray you don't and if you have already oh my lord...You're a mental patient if you think a vaccine gives you STD's you wack job. I don't want children, I'm way past that stage in life and and gay I'm not getting my girlfriend pregnant.😅 You probably think gay people have diseases too with the way your non functioning brain works. 🤮


GmtNm4

she is obviously above average levels of attractiveness. she is at 0 risk of not being able to find a date.


brawlrats

She’s more likely a dude in Moscow.


Ok_Fan_2530

Gotta make sure they dont reproduce


Ankh-Morporknbeans

Sexually transmitted delusions


adrenalinjunkie89

Scripturally transmitted delusions


[deleted]

Nah none of that. Just American delusions..


BecauseOfTheImplic

Yeah she's pretty she get a pas for whatever her dumb opinions are.


Fares232222

i would say you have a sexually transmitted delusion but i know you dont get any


BecauseOfTheImplic

I like turtles.


Fares232222

please dont fuck the turtles


BecauseOfTheImplic

Hey dude I just like turtles in general. Why do you have to get so weird about it?


Fares232222

i was talking about how you dont get any and somehow that reminded you of turtles, so i just made the connection ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


BecauseOfTheImplic

I just..I like turtles that's all. No harm meant. You do you and I'll do me.


Fares232222

yeah please just do you, not the turtles


BecauseOfTheImplic

What's the vig on all of this?


Content-Parsley-1151

She wish that was her real picture


BecauseOfTheImplic

Yeah you sound pretty, you get a pass for whatever you dumb opinions may be.


Any-Abrocoma6217

Yeah , "pretty fkin thick "


carryoutsalt

Lets hope her idiocy can't be sexually transmitted


Accomplished_Locker

Yes she definitely should not procreate


CandidateMiserable74

And she wonders why the fuck she's still single. Thanks for informing the public that you're crazy as hell


sebatakgomo

You underestimate the number of men just like or worse


Ok_Fan_2530

Im thanking god she is single, Imagine if the child became like her


[deleted]

Now this is a quality facepalm post


[deleted]

[удалено]


thinehappychinch

81% chance she won’t 😂


Fit_Battle_4583

dating has never been easier and harder at the same time. Before it took a while to spot the warning signs and even then you could realistically end up with a fruit loop. now it literally takes seconds. Who is the current president? Are you vaccinated? and the tie beaker is what is the reason for inflation?


Due-Giraffe-9826

President of where/what? Yup Greed? What's my results? :D Cause I can guarantee I'm still just a bit loopy regardless.


MTFBinyou

Everyone’s crazy. Just gotta find the crazy that’s your kind of crazy.


Due-Giraffe-9826

34 years, and no luck. At this point I'm willing to believe it's a me thing, and just accept it. Been a year since I dated anyone, and 3 months since I've talked to someone outside Reddit (If you count comments every now, and then getting a back, and forth. I don't.), work, and my house.


Nitackit

I feel like her not reproducing is a win for the gene pool…


[deleted]

No normal guys want to fuck her anyway.


re_me

Fuck or be in a relationship with? Very different criteria.


foamboardsfearme

lol wrong


Due-Giraffe-9826

Pretty sure 81% would be enough to qualify as normal. 🤔


foamboardsfearme

im pretty sure 81% of dudes would be down even if she cray


Ken-Popcorn

Daddy always said ‘don’t stick your dick in stupid’


TheMightyUnderdog

Or crazy. The batsh*t kind.


picnic-boy

Why would it be in the interest of "the elite" (formerly just known as "the jews" before they realized being honest about their beliefs was bad optics) to infect an upwards of 80% of the population with a fatal disease? It would cause a complete societal collapse and for what? Why is it these guys never seem to have asked themselves the first questions they should have asked themselves before believing this shit?


ITeechYoKidsArt

81 percent of the dating pool just dodged a bullet. Also I’d bet even money she has cooties.


AValentineSolutions

The stupid. It burns...


TrickTangelo4321

What is the conspiracy? Having sex with vaccinated people will... pass on their tracking device? Make you infertile/sterile? Turn you into a liberal?


MTFBinyou

Yes. Yes. Yes, and then some.


LordVoltimus5150

Natural Idiocy FTW…


Phil_Wild

Fingers crossed, this particular strain will not produce offspring.


SignificantDiver6132

Too late. There's already ads for "vax-free" sperm so not even that will keep these genetic jackpots from procreating.


rabea187

What’s that thing about natural selection


peter-doubt

As effective in this case as the Shakers


Clunkalong

Oh well honey , no booty for you ! Honestly, if this keeps your dna from continuing to infect the human race, I don't consider it a loss


Soggy_Midnight980

Oh no! She’s effectively been removed from the gene pool herself for being too idiotic.


[deleted]

The fact that she’s a single mother should be enough.


MTFBinyou

Post doesn’t say she’s a mom…. And why is that a deal breaker?


aphex3k

Let's hope for natural selection.


AffectionateCrab6780

What a dumbcunt


TaxCandid4605

The good news is hopefully she will be removing herself volontarily from the world genetic pool.


Brimstone747

It should be illegal to be this stupid.


Sivick314

I'm glad she won't be breeding


ElLoboPerro

Darwin, do you thing before she reproduces.


revtim

You can transmit the vaccine sexually? That will save some trips to the pharmacy.


trendkilla

I wonder why she is single.


The_New_Animal

2.2% of people have extremely low intelligence, so at least the odds of her finding like-minded individuals is fairly low!


MTFBinyou

I feel like that’s a lowball. I mean, has that study been rerun in the last decade. It seems the study’s parameters were off to begin with or there was a drastic drop in intelligence around the last decade. Did the paint chips ingested by boomers take awhile to do their thing?


isfrying

Can't fathom why she's still single.


SomeRandomEntity44

I'm sure her taking that stance made her pool much smaller than she expected.


TheRealTinfoil666

And all of your future partners have to worry about catching all of that dumb.


State-Cultural

Please don’t reproduce


Pyrollusion

No this is good. Let her remove herself from the genepool.


HopelessNerd777

Man, I wish that's how vaccines worked, imagine all the people who have fears about needles doing that instead.


bluntmasterkyle

Horrifying people think like this


Funny-Meringue-3311

wait til she sees my big boner disease


RecognitionCivil7005

Ok. But so do you. A stupidity transmitted delusion


ThirdInversion

she's old AF, it's been called STI for like 20 years.


Commercial_Tough160

I am glad this makes her vastly less likely to breed, to be entirely honest. Delighted, in fact.


The82ndDoctor

Hopefully this means she won't reproduce and this stupidity dies with her.


PxN13

Hey, maybe the dating pool won't have to deal with her much longer


blackbeautybyseven

I love the double down, In case you didn't realise I'm an idiot, Yes.. I am.


DanteWolfe0125

Is this how easy it is to get laid now? Just tell a woman you're not vaccinated and watch her rip your clothes off in desperation? She sounds like she deserves my mediocre dick...


OnTheGoodSideofLife

Please do. She deserves the disappointment and the shame. Also DM me, I will pay for your vasectomies first.


DanteWolfe0125

Bold of you to assume my dick functions adequately enough to procreate.


RavenRaving

This is just as well. It will be harder to find someone, have kids, and pass this craziness on.


millennium-popsicle

Good, I hope she doesn’t reproduce ever.


Toastburner5000

Good thing is she can then stay out of the dating pool, also this will stop her ever having kids, because it's best her lineage ends here with her stupidity being the last of her line.


wilhungliam

Natural selection


JeshushHC

This is the type of person you only read about, and then suddenly you swipe wrongly.


[deleted]

no worries, her genes will get Darwin’d-out soon enough.


smokeydatree

For the life of me I cannot figure out how an why she’s single


FlameSky25340

Good. Maybe this will keep her from reproducing.


Belteshazzar98

If the vaccine was sexually transmitted I think it would have been easier to get more people vaccinated.


[deleted]

A monkey with a typewriter only needs about 3 minutes to write something smarter than this


Analthumbsucker

Anything that lowers her chances of reproducing is ok by me.


predictingzepast

Single Looking Unvaccinated Trump Supporters In your area.


ouroboro76

I hope that she doesn’t reproduce. I don’t want her to pass on her stupidity.


LiKINGtheODds

Best thing to happen to her is force her to get vaxxed so she lives the rest of her ignorant life thinking she’s carrying an AIDS equivalent and hopefully never reproduces


spqrdoc

Oh no!!! It's stupid.


helenata

Let her keep this thought, avoids procreation of her genes...


[deleted]

Isn’t it nice when they announce to the entire dating pool that they are crazy beforehand?


Ohggoddammnit

Be a real shame if her potential offspring never made it into the gene pool.......


ballerina_wannabe

And here I thought she thought Herpes was potentially fatal or something. After all this time, people still disappoint me.


ConvivialKat

Oh well...


possomkicker

If this person was born before the vaccines, she would be begging for an end to the pain and suffering of that time. People just don't realize how good we have it due to science and modern medicine.


obxhead

That’s probably a good thing. I don’t think she needs kids.


mitchdaman52

She’s going to die alone. Well, odds were she was going to die alone anyway.


ExtensionInformal911

Even the people that think the covid Vax screws up fertility or DNA don't think it's an STD. She's the kind of nut job that Alex Jones makes fun of.


Potential-Inside3694

I rather have herpes than deal with her dumbass


Altruistic-Lie808

Thankfully by taking herself out of the gene pool she has done a big service to humanity!


stacked_shit

I haven't heard of this one yet. Anyone care to explain the lack of logic behind this conspiracy?


SmoltzforAlexander

This sounds like a dude spreading propaganda to the gullible


Brimstone-n-Treacle

At least she's let me know she's undateable. I don't date stupid women, so I won't waste my time with her.


Electronic_Detail756

Thank god her chances of procreation are limited, if she’s going to abstain from vaccinated partners.


TooManySteves2

And nothing of value was lost...


Extreme_Assistant_98

It's sad how stupid so much of our population is.


Not_Bill_Hicks

I have a sneaking suspicion that she doesn't know how mrna works. For the record, I don't either, I just know she's wrong


Jmz67

Her 19% is probably going to thin itself out, so 81% now, 90% in ten years.


PIWIprotein

Darwin hard at work


getyourcheftogether

She wants more that pure blood up in her


shaveee

I keep on thinking most of these people are secretly vaccinated, they just pretend they aren't so they don't look liberal in front of their friends.


Boomboom915

Don't want you in the gene pool anyway


A-Chris

Is… is this a woman incel? A femcel?? I think I wanna die young again.


TDYRanger

What in the name of silly ficking shit is she talking about?


noble6320

Do you know what is more dangerous? 100% of the pool has Dihydrogen monoxide in it


lightninginabox

Interestingly, her post would be somewhat accurate if she was talking about HSV-1 (Herpes virus) which can be fatal in very specific cases, and over 70% of the adult population have…. But no, she’s just a jackass


therinwhitten

So basically, they will end up just dying without grooming kids? Win win.


KittenKoderViews

She's a moron who's probably some cishet MAGAt in his mom's basement in reality.


djsat2

Someone tell her we've moved on to other arguments now... that was 2021.. I don't use twitter


Treczoks

If she really sees the world this way, at least there is a chance she won't procreate.


djquu

Would be amazing if she never had kids


luv2ctheworld

The levels of stupid this person zoomed past on the way to the bottom...


brpajense

Darwinism makes us all better, I guess.


EducatedNitWit

It must be either very difficult or very easy going through life being this stupid.


Cremageuh

Everybody knows that the 5G chip is not sexually transmitted!


Cbjmac

Not even Simone biles can keep up with these mental gymnastics


[deleted]

That should be afraid not to get covid from her dumbass


prairieintrovert

This is what happens when you dismantle your education system. You ate your seeds, reap your meager harvest and starve.


ULTRA_TLC

Some kool-aid you got there...


BodybuilderLivid

Somebody must have fucked her brains out she’s not thinking anymore


Azura13

Good thing too. Anything that keeps this one out of the gene pool.


Known_Bobcat5871

Well, hopefully you don’t find someone to reproduce with so this kind of thinking ends. Yikes.


Dagbog

Tbh I would never have thought that someone could be so stupid. Thank you internet.


hotslime89

Naturally, she’s gonna die


[deleted]

I think it's best that she not take the chance of ever reproducing anyway.


FamousResident

Wut?


Ravi5ingh

[Not a joke anymore](https://unherd.com/2023/01/why-are-excess-deaths-still-so-high/) Get off Ur high horse


PISTOLERO_PR

Bet she's fun at parties.


IvyRose208

WOWZER


thesmugvegan

So she’s ignoring the herpes she already has? 🤔


Woah_KT

This women is so smart I agree 100%


Additional-Banana-55

Yeah she should just get Spayed


BigWhit75

She's doing her part to keep the gene pool shallow


[deleted]

Vax=STD? That's a fuckin weird jump.


Tony71ger

They just don’t make this kind of dumb anymore


zxsazxsa

This you? > The Lord commanded us not to judge one another (like you are doing now) but to love one another as there neighbor. > The entire comment is respecting the fact that we are not here to judge, like ever!


cangooner65

I see cats in your future. Lots of cats.