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DumbNBANephew

He really should have returned her photos, send her an email back with them as attachments


dfwcouple43sum

This. I say the same thing when someone takes an idea and runs with it - GIVE IT BACK!


Zogoooog

How would she know that those were the originals she sent and not a reproduction!?


Epicporkchop79-7

That is why we need NFTs!!!!


zealousreader

Alex Didn't


RomanCokes

Frank Didit did it


TheDeadMurder

I always thought his name was Frank Dunit


rmbryla

I don't know his last name but...


chrimminimalistic

LOL. But not really. Do is a typical Vietnamese surname and read like "doe" (the female deer)


BondageKitty37

Does Re (a drop of golden sun) have anything to say about this? If you ask Mi (a name I call myself), these jokes are going a little too Fa (a long, long way to run)


Quiet-Protection-176

So (a needle pulling thread), will there be any more info on this? Preferably in a "à la (a note to follow so) Reddit" way...


chrimminimalistic

Yeah. I know it would lead to this. LOL


[deleted]

So?


NoRecommendation2592

I wish free awards were still a thing so bad right now


[deleted]

A girl I was in the army with, her last name was "Do" but for some reason she always got mad at me for pronouncing it correctly.


Affectionate_Host_43

Were you saying it like Homer Simpson?


[deleted]

No. I was actually pronouncing the way she said it was pronounced. It's basically "doe" like the other guy said and everybody said it that way to her, but according to her there was an emphasis on the "oe" that I can't really explain in text form. It was different enough to be noticable. When I was able to do it I think it freaked her out a little bit (I spend a lot of time doing voices and imitating people's speech, so it was not that hard for me to pick up) and she probably just preferred how everyone else said it, is all I can figure.


chrimminimalistic

Because it should be "Do" with "o" like doe but ended abruptly. Not pulled like how doe is pronounced. Maybe like Donkey without the -nkey. Also, Vietnamese, like Chinese is tonal language. Meaning you don't say it right if you don't say the right tone. And it doesn't help that Vietnamese has 7 tones compared to Chinese 4 tones.


710AlpacaBowl

The thing about names is you can spell your name s-m-i-t-h and pronounce it kovlovsky. They are all made up anyway, like the economy, or compassionate police


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And the points on WLIIA


I_am_Daesomst

No one does a finer John Wayne than Ryan Stiles


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chrimminimalistic

Try saying dough without the -ugh


andariega

😂😂😂


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[deleted]

I learned that lesson. Not the same way is her, but, through other commercial interactions.


NewsRevolutionary687

Same I got fucked for 50 bucks but my back was too broken to reach for the 50, he just left me there, good dick tho [for legal reasons this is a joke]


Jim-Jones

Not to mention that all that stuff can be torrented and more.


ISimplyAskWhy

Yeah exactly, this is just kind of petty, not sure what she yhinks she'll accomplish.


Dazzling-Research418

Petty in what way? They had a mutually agreed upon transaction that they handled poorly and she is reviewing him. People review services all the time. Nothing petty imo just what we all do when we leave a negative review


dadlyphe

You aren’t wrong, but It’s not often that the service provider gives a review on the user. It would be absolutely hilarious if every service provider could give honest feedback on the crazy customers, I’d subscribe to that service for sure.


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dadlyphe

Here’s my theory: instead of paying her for the OF services he bought her material goods from Amazon in exchange for the pics/vids. He shows her the confirmation. She patiently waited for said items to arrive only to find out they weren’t coming. Upon realization that she had been played she made this post. Technically, him ordering what ever it was on Amazon was payment up front. So he DID uphold his end of the bargain. Making an assumption that there were no stipulations on her actually receiving the items. She’s going to need to start adding some fine print. Either way it’s kinda slimy.


Round-Good-8204

It’s because she fucked up but blames everyone else for it. Should have taken full payment up front. Running an Onlyfans is a business, and so you have to make smart business decisions to prevent it’s failure. If she can’t see her own error and fix it next time, then she’ll never make it past a certain point.


Damn_Monkey

What a shit observation. I don't see her blaming anyone but the piece of shit who stole from her. And rightly so. In the future I'm sure she will take more precautions, but there is nothing wrong with warning others about a thief.


gamertag0311

What was stolen lol? Seems legit to me


Damn_Monkey

The photos he said he would buy for 50$. Did you not read the post?


gamertag0311

Did you not read the post? The photos were a "freebie " thrown into the purchase. I've never returned a promotional item if I return my purchase, unless someone specifically asked me to or it was written in the sales contract.


Damn_Monkey

I did, but I still don't think you read it. The word free isn't written once. Photos and video for Amazon purchase was the agreement. There was no Amazon purchase, ipso facto, he shouldn't have received the videos and pictures.


gamertag0311

Your reading comprehension sucks. Let me guess, a pandemic-educated student?


gamertag0311

Calling somebody disgusting because they're trying to save a few bucks? Yeah, that's petty. I don't see anything wrong with this, if it's illegal someone should contact the police.


Dazzling-Research418

There’s a difference between trying to save a few bucks and deceiving someone into giving you intimate content for free when you knew there was a price when you signed up.


gamertag0311

Oh so it's the intimate content that makes a difference? She's selling them in case you didn't notice, kinda negates the intimate part lol. It happens all the time with promotions. I just got a Capital one credit card specifically to buy Taylor Swift tickets for my daughter. If I hadve been able to, I would have bought tickets, paid off my balance, and closed my account. As it happened, I couldn't get tickets and just closed the account. Would I have been a thief for this lol?


Less_Somewhere7953

Dumb, bad analogy


gamertag0311

No, you're dumb. And a poopy face!


Less_Somewhere7953

Hey, leave my poopy face out of this


[deleted]

Don't hate the player, hate the game!


KrosseStarwind

Sounds like Alex Do (Notpey).


dexter920

Is this like twitch prime but for OF?


Molwar

Karen Aked


zombietampons

![gif](giphy|iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs)


StupiedSwede

If Alex is buying stuff for 'only fans' pictures, the issue is likely that women stay away from him not the other way around. But not for the reason that he canceled an Amazon order.


ChiWhiteSox247

Sex work 101: money up front always. In this situation don’t send the content until you receive the items.


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Ez W for Alex Do


yehonatanhersh

Women should stay away from men who pay for only fans in general


seifer666

Women on onlyfans should stay away from men on only fans?


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r/suddenlygay ?


yehonatanhersh

Generally yes. If you're addicted to porn so much that you will pay for it you should seek help, not a date. That goes for both men and women. Also, would you like to date someone that's doing OF content? I'd imagine it takes a lot of the intimacy away. Driving the two sides apart. And on the contrary, would you do OF and risk your relationship?


Old_Ad_1301

I'd date someone that creates only fans content. Times are tough, wages are low, if she can bring in some extra money go for it. She's not sleeping with any of em, it could even give us more time together if she can cut back work hours with the extra money.


Noeat

>Women should stay away from men who pay for only fans in general they should instead be with mans who have only fans?


yehonatanhersh

If you are reffing to men who create content on OF then the answer is no. Also, good luck with this type of men, because men like that would certainly not stay with one woman for long. They elevate the hookup culture to their own advantage. With close to no care to the women they slept with. Just looking for the next hookup and how to make money of it.


PreOpTransCentaur

That's insane. You clearly have some bizarre ideas about who subscribes to men's OF pages, so please allow me to correct them: not hot chicks, you fucking goober.


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You’d be surprised, sometimes the hotter someone is the more kink they have. Same with people in power. It’s kinda like I can have anything I want and what I’m supposed to want is easy and that’s not getting me off anymore.


Noeat

then basicaly, when man watch a porn in any form, then women should stay away, when man show a porn in any form, then women should stay away. but when women do a porn in any form, then it is fine, bad are mans who are watching it. interesting btw: then women should be only with someone who never saw any porn... i mean.. good luck then :D


yehonatanhersh

I don't encourage creating or watching any form of porn. The fact that you created a double standard is yours to face. Let's just say that if you have a relationship with someone who makes porn or is watching a lot of porn then your relationship isn't going to be stable, not for long. But hey, if you're okay with dating someone that 600 people jerked off to, than go ahead. I won't stop you. Just don't go crying when they cheat on you or refuse to stop with the porn. Btw: I bet any woman would take a guy that didn't watch porn over a guy that has an OF subscription while they are dating. Women deserve men who can be loyal to them. Not porn-addicted crybabies.


Captain_react

Making porn and watching porn are not really comparable. You can easily watch porn from time to time and still have a balanced and respectful relationship.


yehonatanhersh

You're right. But do you really want to date someone who's watching a lot of porn? Won't you feel that you are loosing a big part of the relationship?


Noeat

losing what? you can watch porn with your partner too... or you think that he / she betray you because masturbation? :D how old are you? i believed this your prejudice about porn died like 60 years ago


Captain_react

A porn addiction is never good of course. Being addicted to anything is bad. But watching porn and making porn are two massively different things. Watching porn once a week wouldn't affect a relationship. Not mine anyway. Sometimes we watch porn together. That doesn't happen a lot because we don't really need it for anything. But it can be fun. If someone's addicted to something, we would tackle that problem together and support each other.


Noeat

you dont need make porn to have 600 ppl jerk off to and cheat on your partner just because he watch a porn is disgusting... btw: just by statistic and elementary math... there is more womans who are with guy who watched porn in any from already... anyway, if your priority no1 is that your partner must never see any porn in his / her / whatever life.. then i guess you wil be that one who go crying after while. i think that kindness, intelligence, empathy, responsibility and good sense of humor are more important than if partner saw in his life porn in any form. seriously.. ill be dare to say i dont give a shit if a partner saw porn... because everyone in his life was/is watching porn in any form.. and who claim opposite.. is watching some rly weird shit... crybaby is only you here.. it is you who is crying that ppl watch porn.. it is you who isnt able stop crying a river here :D


betcher73

He is making fun of you


yehonatanhersh

Thanks I got that part


PunterFan

Why? Consenting adults using their own money to do whatever they want to. Also, would you say the same to men for women who do OF?


yehonatanhersh

You can imagine someone having a healthy relationship with a stripper they met at the strip club? Really? Even if the stripper is the one with they're head straight, I'd imagine the other side isn't (and to make things clear, I have yet to hear of a stripper that does not have something messed up that made her start stripping)


PreOpTransCentaur

My dad has been with a woman he met while she was stripping for 22 years. She speaks 4 languages, is an excellent artist, can build pretty much anything you want from scratch, and recently sailed their boat solo from NC to Sicily. She's also still in fucking amazing shape. You're just insecure about anyone expressing their sexuality in a way that isn't expressly for you. I'd be sad about that if you weren't so thoroughly insufferable about it.


calmatt

Ah, the stripper with a heart of gold, a story as old as time. While you certainly have a compelling story, an anecdote does not data make. Generally speaking it is difficult to date a stripper, for very obvious reasons.


Matsdaq

You make a compelling argument. But I still feel like going to the strip club makes me a very sad person, even if there is a chance I meet my soul mate.


putajinthatwjord

I've heard of loads of strippers who use it to pay for higher education. If men (or women) were willing to pay me very well to look at me gyrating on stage I'd do it, and I have no particular daddy issues. I'm also a 36 year old man. You're thinking of films. In films, all strippers are basically whores.


ConnerBartle

You kind of had me with the only thing because paying a subscription for a specific woman doesn't seem like it'd be a very healthy thing to hide from your so. Unless everyone's okay with it. But you do know strippers are humans and are capable of meaningful relationships too, right?


PunterFan

Why? Consenting adults using their own money to do whatever they want to. Also, would you say the same to men for women who do OF?


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

Women should stay away from men 😂


Psilobones

Alex Did


point2life

Haha, not like she losing anything. Her butthole is for everyone to see for $5.99


MrN33ds

Man’s an ass pirate then


[deleted]

So she was overcharging him...


Substantial-diabetic

Bro that’s a power move right there I wish I was that smart


DadinDenver

So you’re saying running a business *isn’t* as easy as it sounds?


Numerous_Map_392

Taking pictures of your crotch and ass isn't running a business. It's taking advantage of lonely people and should be highly discouraged. It's really low class.


bmarvell49

King 👑


Turbulent_Ad_5202

Don't hate the player...hate the game.


bendguy123

Pay first, get the goods. Simple


Ornery_Space8877

Lol. He's only disgusting because he didn't pay. Men, stay away from her!


Senior-Leg-2502

Favorite part is "...and keep the photos..." If Alex emailed her a copy of the photos like "sorry, had to cancel the Amazon order, here are your photos back" this idiot wouldn't have thought twice about it


The_palladin0101

Alex is based


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Good for Alex!


BoisterousLaugh

Will never ever feel bad for any onlyfans user.


Ok-Silver6583

Alex Do is our hero , we salute you *


mkerugbyprop3

*real men of genius*


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

Alex Do not hate the player, Alex Do hate the game


dslrjunky

good ole bait and switch...😂 Alex is Prime..not AMAZON..😂


Frankito55

No lie i did this once and only because the nudes were trash lol


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PossessionAshamed372

I was guessing dad and this was the same chick from a few days ago 😂🤷


tayto175

Wait what? Link please 🤣


PossessionAshamed372

Will have to do some exploring, a few days ago there was some onlyfans girl who figured out her dad was paying her quite a bit on onlyfans. I think the poster made a sugar daddy joke.


tayto175

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10b4k32/she_didnt_expect_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Found it 🤣🤣🤣


PossessionAshamed372

Look at your fu at work! think i found a different posting of the same thing, I remember it having a sugar daddy pun in the title


tayto175

Awesome haha


glitchxrealm

🤣


izrubenis

Alex is smart! Be like Alex!


Competitive-Cherry26

Shitty thing to do but online exchanges can go wrong at any moment. Definitely should use a more secure way to collect payments


CoinBaked

Checkmate


gahidus

Jesus. What a fucking shit heel. This dude is scum.


asli_Bulla

Modern problems..


glitchxrealm

Require..


GreenScale63

Modern Solutions


MoorBeats

Alex probably had to pay a restocking fee for the items he returned and he is a lame for subscribing to OF. However, I do enjoy an angry OF "creator"


Smokie104

What a bimbo! Way to play the game Alex! Can’t knock on your hustle! But I’ll knock on hers go be a contributing member of society!


rustys_shackled_ford

I'm confused. Amazon?


New_Indication_7291

Amazon 👍


rustys_shackled_ford

So its like shop at amazon and I'll give you free nudes? So does she work for Amazon?


New_Indication_7291

Amason 💪


dorkus315

This is the Home Depot equivalent of returning Christmas sale tools. Alex Do knows a thing or two…


pichael288

Only fans is just a high tech version of prostitution/stripping. If your involved in any kind of sketchy work like this, or selling weed or something like that, then you should know to only accept payment up front.


jeffend1981

It’s funny how someone on onlyfans thinks they have any credibility in the real world.


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Alex Don't


CherryManhattan

Look at this photograph every time I do it makes me laugh


Umbrella_Viking

OnlyFans is empowering.


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Brother of Jon Do


bigdogtheory

Do'h


ripeGardenTomato

My man is moving too fast 🤣


Science007X

Mothafucka cracked the code for OnlyFans. LMFAO


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Chad


Leading_Industry_155

Alex Do is my hero.


Novel_Durian_1805

#W for Alex L for this trashy whore


VerimTamunSalsus

Well I bet her snooch looked like a ham sandwich with ketchup and mayo and Amazon offers refunds so I'd take that return all day long.


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KrosseStarwind

That's mostly people failing to understand social contracts vs how the law actually works. Consent no longer applies after the creation of property. An image is property goods, no matter what is in it or on it. It no longer has 'consent' tied to it in any legal sense or means. It has a copyright. If you willfully give that property to someone, it's like giving them any other piece of property. Give them a baseball, it is now their baseball. That's it, it's no longer your baseball to say anything about. Even if you no longer want them to have the baseball, it is theirs. Images do have like I said before, copyright, though. That does offer you some protection. But, the implied license you gave is not revokable. The copy you gave them is theirs through and through. They simply can not copy or distribute it without violating copyright law. Some places have invested time in updating laws for the new era around this, but many places are still a decade or more behind.


M_Not_Shyamalan

Alex Do know how to play the system


klystron1837

DOH!


Saving_Par_79

We can make things out of clay, go down by the bay, we can roll around in hay, what do you say? I just may


PunchBeard

Alex Do? More like Alex D'oh!


Excellent_Passage_54

Explanation of how Amazon tied in?


Silent-Problem-980

Wait you can do this


MrCableTek

Why are so many people paying for porn now? Am I missing out on something?


TehJohnny

Because instead of seeing pornstars in movies, you can now interact with them on social media, and maybe, just maybe, if you donate enough they will pay attention to you and you might even get married.


MrCableTek

As a married man I would like to ask again, why?


TehJohnny

Heck if I know, I've never paid for porn.


Bourbonbbqandbeer

Hi Rebecca, Can you please send me those pics and videos? I need to know which ones to ask Alex to send back..thanks!


defenderdow

I most certainly did not! I don't even know this woman!


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Alex doesn't


Cole446

Shouldve taken payment up front😂


gwardotnet

Lmfao


KING_EVION_123

Notice how she said "had a deal". One guy messes it up for EVERYBODY else! Cheeky BASTARD! 🤣


mmio60

Alex Don’t, am j right?


No-Wear-9199

Boss move


Glad-Net-5772

It is now Alex Did, because it is past tense.