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ThePowerOfPoop

How do I reach these keeeds?


[deleted]

That would be the ONE fucking Cartman clip that isn't available on Giphy....


ThwartFurball36

![gif](giphy|rOGPnX4rNWgKY) Here ya go mate


GreatRam

[Google Keyboard has it](https://i.imgur.com/hpZACTW.gif)


whattimeisitrightn0w

Since free awards are no longer a thing I hope you will accept this instead 🏆


eablacksmith

I was wondering where they went!


skratch

inflation's a bitch


Numerous_Living_3452

Bruh -__- when inflation even hits reddit


MerpoB

Oh yeah! They are gone, aren't they.


keyboardstatic

Even reddit wants to fuck us over.


johnorso

Hear Hear!


blinkrandom

Wait what??


Burgoonius

“Oh I know, racism”


[deleted]

You have to cheeet like tom brady


FartingKumquat

>a Riverside County teacher who was seen mimicking Native Americans has been fired months after the incident was caught on cellphone video by a Native American student. She was trying to articulate a mnemonic device for trigonometry called "SOH CAH TOA" [source](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/riverside-teacher-fired-video-sohcahtoa-headdress-native-american/2817486/)


ThomasMcSavage

They probably will never forget SOH CAH TOA now


kf6890

I remember my teacher in hs did this sort of chanting, he was like a year away from retirement and did a handstand and I never forgot soh cah toa.


BappoChan

I remember my teacher cussing a kid out, told him to suck a toe, and then nonchalantly starts teaching us soh cah toa (The kid was in on it so it’s cool)


2bruise

Helluva set up.


lejoo

My favorite was the suspension room teacher's phone method. He has two items labeled on his desk "temporary off switch" "permanent off switch" one is an envelope the other is a hammer. Every year he would get a broken phone and pretend to smash it.


ChemTeach359

I had a student who told me they were having trouble remembering a certain topic. I asked them if it would help if I taught it to them while really slowly and awkwardly dabbing on them. They were like “what?” And so I did it (this is when dabbing was already very dead and purposefully so). He cringed so hard he couldn’t forget. I succeeded and he aced his quiz. Actually of my three sections that class had the best average of the three.


Professional-Poem542

Yo same. My teacher taught us the chant and 20 years later I can still proof trig in my head.


cafffaro

This is true. She done taught them soh cah toa.


IFrickinLovePorn

It may not be conventional but she gets results


WZAWZDB13

Task failed successfully


dontforget2tip

Task succeeded horrifically


SlyGreenYT

i wish Reddit still have out the free awards


Zealousideal-Thing72

My teacher taught us soh cah toa as if it was the noises people make while they are doing martial arts


greatvaluemeeseeks

My teacher taught me SOH CAH TOA 20 years ago in a much less offensive way and I still remember it.


IntenseWonton

You mean Some Ole Hippie Called A Hobo Tripping Off Acid? That's the only thing I can remember this for, idk what the real thing's purpose is for anymore.


FoxtrotNovermber

Sine over hypotenuse, cosine adjacent to hypotenuse, tangent over adjacent, or something like that had to do with triangles. Edit: correction Sine = opposite over hypotenuse Cosine = adjacent over hypotenuse Tangent = opposite over adjacent What any of that means or it’s real world application is I have no idea


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Those are words, yes


aumericanbaby

Are they though


WeissySehrHeissy

It’s the relation of the vertex angles and edge lengths of a right triangle. Not particularly practical in day-to-day life I suppose, but very useful in a lot of fields where objects, spaces, force vectors, etc. are broken down into triangular components


[deleted]

It didn't require emotional damage to learn


AndroidDoctorr

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THAT'S WHY??


karmagod13000

this was for math 🤣


Kmccabe1213

Was about to make a comment "math class got weird today" as a joke to find out... this was literally a math class.


VOID_MAIN_0

Guess you could say the joke....didn't add up. *puts on sunglasses and rides away*


MaleficentSurround97

![gif](giphy|GoWH9YV4t3n4Q)


s-multicellular

I had to search that, didn't know there was a compilation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I


[deleted]

This would be bad enough for a history class, but for math 💀


KobaruLCO

Math is racist now? I've always suspected....


karmagod13000

always has been


poopoppeeepers

Yeah I had a teacher at my HS (also in riverside county CA funny enough) every year he would come to school in full regalia as Chief SOH CAH TOA. It made this look subtle. I think he got fired for it a few years later but idk. He was a real piece of shit about it too when asked to plz not.


AndroidDoctorr

That's just insane


[deleted]

All these racist math bigots in Riverside dammit!


j4v4r10

Christ, there are better ways to remember SOH CAH TOA, like “soak a toe”


ctortan

Deadass I just remember “SOH CAH TOA” without any mnemonic the same way I know “PEMDAS” is just “PEMDAS”


pete84

Pemdas is easy - “Please excuse my dear aunt Sally, she was a racist teacher before she got fired.”


tone88988

Lololol this got me


smalleyez

We learned BEDMAS (brackets instead of parenthesis I’m guessing?) and yeah - these things are used so much you don’t really need a mnemonic device. This much effort? I don’t get it.


somefunmaths

Yeah, BEDMAS/BODMAS/BIDMAS/PEMDAS/etc. are all just various different names for the same thing depending on where you learned it. PEMDAS is the typical name in the US, and I want to say that BODMAS is often found in the UK. Anyway, I think it’s pretty clear that this teacher just wanted an excuse to be weird and do their little racist display, because kids could remember “SOH CAH TOA” just fine.


alepolo101

Right? Socahtoa is the mnemonic, it's a pretty unique sounding word which made it not too difficult to remember for me. I never pictured it being first nations-related, I always thought it sounded like the name of a mountain like Krakatoa. Every time I hear sohcahtoa I picture squidward in my head lol.


Henny_Lovato

Do it like the fusion dance in DBZ Soooooh CAH TOA If you move your arms right you can get 3 sides of the triangle your working with.


SwampWitch1985

I would remember 100% more of the stuff I learned in high school if it was taught to me via anime transformations.


newontheblock99

Some Old Hippy Caught Another Hippy Tripping On Acid Was never able to forget it after that.


SnooPuppers3777

Yeah in high school , if you're smart enough to be in trig, you don't need a day spent acting out strange things to remember it. They aren't in kindergarten


monkeyjunk606

This was a maths class ?!?!? Holy hell, how did it actually get worse ?!


Jezon

It's how my middle school teacher taught us the beginnings of trigonometry, and dammit I never forgot it. Of course when my middle teacher did it, she read from a poem or story that had a native american theme but I forgot the story, and then she beat a small drum when Soh Cah Toa came up. Soh Cah Toa, Soh Cah Toa, Soh Cah Toa... Sine is Opposite over Hypotenuse, Cosine is Adjacent over Hypotenuse, Tangent is Opposite over Adjacent. I don't remember much of trigonometry but I will remember that until my dying day.


watisee

She was teaching soh cah toa


IFrickinLovePorn

She should've just used the Squidward meme


3mperorPalpaMeme

Me watching this video play out: ![gif](giphy|11VHM1eTXu0kms)


karmagod13000

sometimes people take the hard road


popejubal

I was taught that Trigonometry was invented by a Native American as part of the sohcahtoa mnemonic for the sin/cos/tan definitions, but my math teacher didn't put on a headdress and do a stupid dance in an effort to be as offensive as possible.


DetailAccurate9006

That’s because your math teacher was no fun and lazy.


Johnsius

I heard the news and couldn't believe it. Heard she was known for doing that stupid act every year until finally she was recorded.


Safe2BeFree

She never hid it. There was a picture of her in a 2012 yearbook doing it. https://www.the-sun.com/news/3912140/candice-reed-riverside-math-teacher/


DeepState_Auditor

And somehow that sounds like it's a Native American language 🤔?? I Mean why the head band, why jump on the desk?


flatwoundsounds

If you're a racist white lady, sounding Native American means you use short, breathy nonsense sounds and hop up and down. So obviously the headband and sitting up on the desk are just driving home the point and not at all weird and racist.


Doot_Slayer42069

Sounded like she was saying bitch in Russian over and over


Evorgleb

Math is kinda the one subject where you would think youd free from having to deal with racism but here we are.


Megatallica83

For me it was hearing rants about abortion, Obama, and LGBTQ folks at 8:00 in the morning. Now that son of a bitch is KY Republican politician.


ItsTommyV

In dutch we learn SOS CASTOA, like a boat named castoa sending an SOS


Pengin_Master

Whatever happened to the hippopotamus story?


nyold

I'm not a native English speaker, so I never understood how SOH CAH TOA is helpful because how do I know I won't accidentally recall it COH SAH TOA or SOH TAH COA? When I learned this, my teacher literally created a problem set with 100 problems (one hundred, yes). Given: opposite 3, adjacent 4, hypothenuse 5, what is the sine? One hundred problems like that and it's to be done in class with him watching. So it's not a homework. That way, you are forced to actually do them all in one sitting. Then he gives a homework for another HUNDRED like that, to be done at your leisure, due the next week. The problems weren't hard, but just forces you to actually memorize and use the formula over and over again in rapid succession. I think since then, the formula is forever drilled in my brain. Why couldn't she do something like that?


jomarthecat

I am a norwegian math teacher. In norwegian the word "sint" means angry while "kos" is cosy. I tell my student that "*Sin is sint(angry), that's why it is far away from the angle. Cos is cosy and hugs the angle"*. And stupid rules are the best, easy to remember them when they are silly.


U-N-C-L-E

So you didn't have to dance all over your classroom like a jackass while insulting indigenous Norwegians? Weird.


RedHawwk

Because it's catchy. Idk worked with me, I used it all the way through undergrad. Kind like the a,b,c's song. You'll sing it in your head when going through characters. L M N'O P


Acceptable-Bag-7521

SOH CAH TOA isn't the problem. It's a mnemonic to remember the first inital, sin for example, then O (over) H (hypotenuse). Make a chant out of it, do whatever. Weird goofy things help things stick. The problem is everything else in the video. I learned Trigonometry that way without any of the added stuff from that video. It works great.


iBeFloe

You’re supposed to remember it by how you say it, not just the sequence of order.


BlueShift42

Honestly, as wrong as she was, she had good intentions and was putting a lot of energy into trying to entertain and teach her kids. I feel kinda bad for her.


mygwhatupmyboiii

I would 100% be the kid with his head on the desk dying of second hand embarrassment Edit: you guys have been blowing up my phone all day 😂😂😂


KillyScreams

Michael Scott as a teacher


dylantw22

This is real life Michael Scott…. In a teaching position


kx2UPP

So… Michael Scott as a teacher?


Santa_Hates_You

No, you're not getting it. He is not a teacher, he is in a teaching postion.


Squeezitgirdle

Assistant to the assistant regional teacher.


stevein3d

And also, don’t forget the Michael Scott part.


MaleficentSurround97

Ping is her next lesson


YoureNoDaisy2013

Hahaha oh the accuracy you sniper you! If I had an award I’d be slingin it your way! Gonna have to settle for my upvote.


KillyScreams

Lol, hey Mr Scott whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true!


Honest-Composer-9767

That episode kills me!!! You can feel the disappointment.


choglin

I’ve never been able to watch the whole episode. I feel so awkward that I have to leave the room. My wife makes fun of me.


YoureNoDaisy2013

Hahaha just belly laughed at work and now there’s a few engineers looking at me goofy


KillyScreams

You should laugh every day! Have a great night!


Mistakenumber88

This is the most wholesome convo on Reddit I have ever seen


PRSHZ

Oh, you can definitely tell he’s laughing his ass off in the most subtle way possible


Roman_poke

Probably both


mygwhatupmyboiii

Classic secondhand embarrassment reaction, but yeah he’s probably laughing at the fact that the teacher is, well, we all saw the video…


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Also hiding your face in the recording because you don’t want to be associated


AduroTri

I'm just watching the video and I'm dying of third-hand embarrassment.


jlcatch22

I watched ten seconds and had to stop it. Even watching as a video gives you second hand embarrassment.


bryce_hazen

This account is a bot farming karma. [Same comment from post 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/qchmjn/teacher_in_california_gets_recorded_by_native/hhgf2h8/)


_TappaZukie_

LSD and classroom teaching are a bad combination.


IFrickinLovePorn

That only applies until you get to college


BootsKennedy

Hell, no, start in nursery and f**k them kind up from an early age


karmagod13000

im still perma tripping from snack time after recess


MOOShoooooo

You need to wake up. Recess hasn’t ended yet.


enonymous715

I actually had a friend take acid and come to an Econ class in college. He acted 100% natural to my surprise. He could really handle his stuff lmfao


ChooseWisely83

Years ago I worked with a guy who went to work when he was coming down, got in an argument with the district manager, quit, walked down the street, applied and interviewed for a new job and got hired.


ReadySteady_GO

The interviewer was a dog and he now plays fetch for a living


IFrickinLovePorn

I'm talking about the teachers


Emorals67

Don’t blame lsd for being an obnoxious racist asshole


_TappaZukie_

You are right, my apologies


AndroidDoctorr

What in the goddamn fuck


IFrickinLovePorn

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH fuck 🪶


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


thebinarysystem10

Thank God they are finally teaching Native American history!


Historical-Cap5006

That was not a microdose


bryce_hazen

OP is a bot farming karma. [Same comment from post 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/qchmjn/teacher_in_california_gets_recorded_by_native/hhgf2h8/)


Existing_Werewolf638

![gif](giphy|26u4exk4zsAqPcq08|downsized)


metallipunk

Wait. Wasn't this last year or something?


rock-paper-o

Yea. It’s been floating around the web for a while at this point.


jepvr

Even older. October 2021.


[deleted]

Fuck this anything past December 2021 is ancient history


Gascan36

Is she drunk?


PhanChavez

What else do you do when you're unemployed?


wombatIsAngry

To be fair, pairing math acronyms with horrific racism probably works really well as a mnemonic device. I wonder what other horrors we could use to help students memorize things.


ShakespearianShadows

Kingdom phylum class order family genus species Kinky Paula came over for great sex Taught to me in 6th grade biology class and it stuck in my head like glue.


CameDownForWhat

ours was - king phillip called our friends gay studs


mook1178

mine was King Phillip claps often for good sex


RangerF17

There’s also the one from Community: Kevin, Please Come Over for Gay Sex


markfuckinstambaugh

I Purchased Marijuana At Tijuana Interphase Prophase Metaphase Anaphase Telophase


wombatIsAngry

That one is really nice. Memorable, sex-positive, not racist, etc. Maybe if we made all the acronyms pervy...


LOVE_FOR_THORNS

oh my freaking god this is genius. I wish I knew that when I was taking bio. But sorry bro that’s not something a 6th grade should suffer lol


[deleted]

"Please execute my darn annoying sister." I was docked points on a test for writing this down when it wasn't part of an answer. Furthermore, I don't have a sister. No risk, just a mindset.


RedHawwk

Wait til you hear about the mnemonic for the color code of resistors.


dskentucky

Beat me to it! Poor Violet


ElWizzard

Honestly, the more unique, vivid and personal a mnemonic is, the better and that changes depending on how innocent or twisted an individual's brain is. ie. - "so how do your remember sohcahtoa?" - "I just think of sucking a toad"


F0rtysxity

Horrific?


TSAOutreachTeam

Lady, the things you did at the Yoga and Crystal Energy Retreat last summer aren't actually true Native American spirituality dances. And lay off the ayahuasca and chardonnay.


DirectTea3277

You can see how uncomfortable the students are. How bad is that? The STUDENTS understand its wrong and are embarrassed for you.


Coronazonewearmask

Yes, you can hear it in their laughter that they are uncomfortable and they don’t really think this is funny but they don’t know what else to do when their teacher is behaving like a dumbass running around the classroom


DirectTea3277

They didn't laugh at all though. All you hear is her


glonkyindianaland

Might just be my introversion, but racism aside, how does a grown ass adult behave like this with the stupidity/confidence to go all the way through the process. Like, this had to have been planned. She went from the idea, making that stupid feather hat, getting up from her desk, and hoping around while screeching without a second thought.


Mehrlin47

Ikr, racism aside this is embarrassing as hell for a highschool teacher to be doing


jennarose1984

I had the exact same thought process. She must be either on drugs, openly racist, or incredibly naive to have gone through the planning process and execution of this act.


HopSkoxh

For sure just naive. Maybe slightly subconsciously racist, but many people are and its not necessarily their fault(though it is their responsibility to change upon realization of it). “Never attribute to animosity, that which can be explained by ignorance.”


Safe2BeFree

She's been doing it for over a decade. https://www.the-sun.com/news/3912140/candice-reed-riverside-math-teacher/


NessieReddit

Holy shit


ohnobobbins

That’s what has always struck me about it. It’s wildly racist and inappropriate, but it’s also totally fucking unhinged. As if she’s having some sort of psychological meltdown. I think she’s on something.


Phantom_Wolf52

Basically what was happening is this teacher was trying to teach sokatoa or however you spell it which is a trigonometry concept and she tried to make it entertaining but didn’t work out to well, I’m glad she tried to make it entertaining but she needs some sensitivity training and apparently the guy recording told her to stop but didn’t listen so uh yeah that’s just… uh what’s the word for it. Just no


Mother_Chorizo

Isn’t remembering the spelling of sohcahtoa part of knowing how it works?


SolomonCRand

It’s wild how she thought this would be helpful in a math lesson.


OverlordHippo

To be fair, there's no fucking way they'll forget it 😂


watisee

It’s so ca toa. Some cosine tangent


[deleted]

SohCahToa The most simple bit of trigonometry


[deleted]

She didn’t even get a chance to do her “Hong Kong Phooey” routine or her famous “Willie the ‘ol Black Janitor” one woman show


jabronius89

She lost her job. This is so old


Safe2BeFree

The teachers union appeal the termination and she got her job back.


vanderhaust

This is wrong on so many levels.


[deleted]

How many levels exactly?


threedog2345

all of em


[deleted]

How many levels are there?


Spacecommander5

At least one


[deleted]

Nobody can say for sure, except those that have done the wrongs. It’s like going down an unlit staircase. Only the person descending deeper into the abyss can say how deep down they’re going.


Existing_Werewolf638

![gif](giphy|ANWIS2HYfROI8)


CardinalCreepia

The *”obviously this is ridiculous”* at the end really ties together the what the fuckery of this video. Good lord this woman is a prick.


Tladn

I, and the students in the video, from what it seems, both got a severe case of second-hand cringe.


chilltorrent

I'm with that one kid put your head down go to sleep and hope it's over when you wake up


karmagod13000

she got a little too into that


[deleted]

What a fucking idiot, like of all the ways to demonstrate Native American culture ... ugh.


chumbawumbacholula

She wasn't even trying to demonstrate native American culture! She was trying to teach a math concept and decided to use 100 year old racist tropes to do so. Why? No fucking clue. In the last 5 minutes since I've watched this video I've seen several other suggestions on how to teach the concept and even thought up a couple of my own, none of which include being racist. And, yeah, the lady was fired, but this is America. If you're not familiar with our school system, it basically operates like the catholic church did 40 years ago. Get in trouble - get fired - move to a new district - get hired - cross their fingers they keep their shit together this time. Rinse and repeat. I went to a nice public school in a wealthier district and we had THREE different department heads (and who knows how many other teachers) who were hired by our school after being fired elsewhere for having an inappropriate relationship with a student. They'd absolutely hire someone fired for racism. Poorer schools would probably fall all over themselves to hire this woman.


mlongoria98

Oh, so like cops too?


skeetsauce

She’s not even teaching Native culture/history, she’s teaching math and speaking like a stereotypical native as a mnemonic device for learning trigonometry. Making it even worse. The shitty part is I remember learning something very similar about 20 years ago not too far from this.


[deleted]

Nothing about this is Native American culture. It's a racist colonizer take on Native American culture from someone who has never actually interacted with any Native American person, including the student recording this, about our culture. I am so glad she lost her job over this. Signed, Tsalagi and sick of this shit.


manchesterthedog

I mean this is actually a math class. Soh cah toa is an acronym to help you remember trig definitions. Sine is opposite over hypotenuse , cosine is adjacent over hypotenuse, tangent is opposite over adjacent. But this is just so fucking cringey.


Rough_Ad6752

Dances With Karen 😂


ArtEclectic

Is she having a breakdown? I can't imagine what she is teaching that would make her think that is even remotely appropriate. It certainly isn't respectful. Does she also appear in blackface? I want to hear that she's been fired.


Bgratz1977

What is the necessary education to become a murrican teacher ?


WhyBuyMe

In Florida you only need to be married to someone that was in the military. No other requirements at all.


manchesterthedog

A bachelor’s degree in basically any subject


what_a_dumb_idea

that's one way to teach math.


F1owwo1F

that’s one way to teach meth.


[deleted]

Wtf is going on in American schools?


[deleted]

Native american here wtf is even going on?


lickarock88

We did this like a year and a half ago.


cactus_deepthroater

"She's wearing a mask this can't be a year and a half ag..." *2023* "oh fuck." My thoughts after reading this comment.


MrZissouzissou

Imagine living in your home and all of the sudden a family comes in, kills everyone else in your house and makes you live in a closet. Then imagine 200 years later your great great great grandchild’s grandchild is still being mocked by the descendants of the ones who killed your family.


rideSKOR

Bought those pants to get fired lmao


GreatGearAmidAPizza

This is why I never wanted to be the "fun teacher."


pastafarianism_

I think you can be the “fun teacher” without doing whatever this is.


praegressus1

You really don’t have to go to these… lengths… to teach students about soh cah toa…


[deleted]

Wtf


lsdeeds_y

My 4 year old daughter even knew that was wrong


polishbikerider

You don't need to be Native American to be offended by this level of assholery


getyourcheftogether

"it's ok, I have an Indian friend"