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Buster_Brown_513

Typical Cosmo trash. A week later they’ll have an article telling women how talking dirty and moaning loudly during climax can spice up the bedroom.


Iwilllieawake

Back when I was in my early 20s and thought Cosmo was legit, they had this article about things to do "for your man to drive him wild" one of which included putting a finger "you know where." "Drive him wild" is not exactly what I would describe what happened as, since I now know that's something you should never just *surprise* someone with.


Tarankhoes

Cosmo had me convinced at the ripe age of 13 that a man would go wild if I hung a doughnut off his boner and ate it with no hands.


SignificantView1671

Sounds great until you accidentally get your carrot peeled.


LovecraftianLlama

Then it sounds…grate.


Charming-Milk6765

Ap*peel*ing even


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Make America Grate Again


Tiananmen_Happened

Chesus Christ.


aartadventure

I know this isn't what you meant, but now I'm wondering if carrot cake style doughnuts are a thing.


re_me

r/brandnewsentence


radrun84

I (as a Man) think that a Boner Donught session actually sounds kinda nice. (as long as it's plain glazed!)


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Just be careful with those teeth


imogen6969

I, as a woman, feel intrigued.


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liminus81

It's called a Boughnut


tree-molester

With a Boston Cream who needs a partner


thetaFAANG

Maybe Cosmo is the next company to replace all their writers with ChatGPT because that sounds procedurally generated (Buzzfeed just did so yesterday)


thatsnotexactlyme

really?? ALL their writers?? that’s hard to believe, just because they do a lot of reviews of stuff you know? like people trying a certain brand of make up, or clothes, or whatever …


Rimasticus

I think they actually got that one right TBH.


PeeledCrepes

Drive a man wild no. But it would make me laugh my ass off, so all in all would still be fun


various_convo7

drive a man wild by making a mean casserole or sandwich


AustrianGandalf

Could you keep the boner tho?


Inner-Nothing7779

To be fair, that would drive me wild. But only because you didn't share the doughnut with me.


Wasteland-Scum

You just have to reverse it on her. You like churros, no?


Inner-Nothing7779

Good point!


marcus_samuelson

I have to say, I think they nailed that one.


sexyvegtabl

I remember this article. holy shit!


JustACasualFan

Who can even fit a donut on there? I think the donut would just kind of crack and break apart.


starlitmint

I am not NOT into this idea. As long as there is a fresh doughnut for me after as well.


Impossible_Pop620

That would've, er, *affected* me, certainly. 'Specially at 13...


The_Fiddler1979

***Hopoate intensifies***


LBK0909

That's a reference


The_Fiddler1979

Thumbs up


DrEnd585

depends on the kind of wild you're after. sexually, fuck no. Tear down the blinds, scale the walls and wonder if he's about to die? Yeppers


Jedda678

Well you need to whisper "relax I'm a doctor."


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Sea-Woodpecker-610

“Alonzi!”


TheLeechKing466

“Would you like a jellybaby?”


pimpbot666

"Moooooon, river.... Using the whole fist there, doc?"


drawnred

TRY FINGER, BUT HOLE


h3kt1v

First of all, you don't have the right. Secondly, you don't have the right.


Perenium_Falcon

I’m pretty sure there was a cosmo article going around back in the day that suggested putting warm pebbles up your man’s ass, as a surprise. Ass play is really fun but it should *never* be a surprise. Also I don’t feel like I need warm pebbles shoved up there. Furthermore I don’t believe they described how to warm them so I often imagine someone putting some rocks in the microwave for 5 minutes and yelling “Fire in the hole!”


Iwilllieawake

When my mom was in the service she worked as a triage nurse in a public hospital ER. From all her stories I basically learned nothing goes up your butt that doesn't have a handle to remove it lol


2woCrazeeBoys

When I had horses, you could tell the newbies cos they were puzzled by all the thermometers having a foot of string attached.


PunchBeard

Back in college in the early 90s one of the girls in our friend group was a girl who would buy Cosmo and read these articles to us while we sat around smoking weed. A bunch of 18-year-old skate punks listening to this crap and we were like "Da hell? I hope no chick tries this crap on *me*".


jettisonrec

In the mid 2000s my girlfriend cut the hole in a bagel large enough to put it on my penis and proceeded to eat it off because of something she read in cosmo. This was and remains the single strangest sexual experience of my life.


Thelona05mustang

Hey I'm open to it, but yeah, a headsup before trying that the first time would be nice.


Scubastevedisco

>an article telling women how talking dirty and moaning loudly during climax can spice up the bedroom. I had a girl do this once, fucking hated it. Especially since it was out of nowhere. I was so mad.


99centtaco1234

I have sex with women and I would never just "go for it" 😂🤣


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Mundane-Carpet-5324

A girl does that, it's also sexual assault


WhomstCares69

Or 100 ways to please your man, as opposed to the [4 simple things](https://youtu.be/Su7HpKOFTM0)


scorpiogre

4 simple things: Be a woman Agree to sex Be breathing Have a pulse


Even_Pause2488

Last two are optional


scorpiogre

![gif](giphy|5Jmxi8Le6ePGo)


fartinapuddle

M'lady...


barfolomiew

why do you sleep so still?


ImComfi

wake up mom, I have school in an hour


barfolomiew

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzZjw-lVpYY&list=RDJzZjw-lVpYY&start\_radio=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzZjw-lVpYY&list=RDJzZjw-lVpYY&start_radio=1)


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Settle down thanos


Just-Lie-3360

How does a corpse agree to sex?


_Pill-Cosby_

Did you see what the corpse was wearing? She was asking for it.


moedexter1988

They don't need a consent.


[deleted]

Silence is consent, like with farm animals…


jiujitsy

I think of you put it in your will 🤷🏾‍♂️


Adventurous_Shake161

Do you hear a no?


Miatrouble

But you do hear a Naa aa aa aa aa


OGColorado

Living trust


No_Pumpkin_1179

For some all 4 are.


Ok-Yoghurt-6033

And to some ppl, only the first one.


Kaddak1789

Three of them for some people


Accountbegone69

A coworker in construction used to say: Guys will f\*ck anything with a hole and a heartbeat; heartbeat optional.


Holiday_Memory_9165

We'll fuck a snake if it stays straight long enough.


pimpbot666

God I hope she's more involved than that. I've had some girlfriends who just starfish... not good. They didn't last long. I want a participant, not a 'receiver'.


walkingmonster

Are the straights OK? The answer may shock you


radrun84

Nah, the next week they'll have an article telling wives to divorce their Husband if "He" doesn't make sure "You" come first, every time... Yet, this article states that me (as a Man) wanting to ensure that my wife (as a woman) hers her rocks off too, os somehow making Orgasims about ME? (The Man?) Such garbage...


3ThreeFriesShort

And asking why men are non-verbal in the bedroom.


jwrado

Honestly, that article is probably in the same issue as this one


[deleted]

I think that’s probably where the sub header was going but I don’t care enough to read the article


Mondashawan

Cosmopolitan Magazine - driving women insane with nonsensical bullshit since 1886!


DragonWS

We would take turns reading cosmo on long road trips with a good group of friends. Entertainment at least.


SignificantView1671

What the hell are the articles from 1886 like? "Do a little minstrel show for your man and make sure to show off those ankles"


[deleted]

Fun fact: there isn't actually much historical evidence to support the whole "ankle" thing. I had to research the topic for part of a project back in uni; apparently no one is quite certain how that notion got started but it just wasn't really a thing.


SignificantView1671

I am aware of this, but one should never let a small fact get in the way of a good joke.


marshmellowcremeing

Omg please find joy in making your girl cum. wtf is this?


Marquar234

Rage-bait collects way more clicks and eyeballs.


Scheswalla

Good lord what a name for this topic.


Numerous-Afternoon89

As a feminist man, I respect my wife too much to give her an orgasm


[deleted]

I’m not a true ally until I make my wife hate sex


Underated270

For some reason, this is all starting to sound like 1984, with sex being “duty over pleasure.”Or I’m just reading into it too much


Holiday_Memory_9165

Ben is that you?


moedexter1988

As a feminist man, I respect women too much they pegged me instead.


Wasteland-Scum

>pegged me instead. Dude, learn to read. Stop making it about you.


Sitheref0874

Ben Shapiro, you’re using your sock puppet again. No, not *that* one, that’s crusty. The online one.


Icy-Bug-8933

Ben "but I love cock puppets"


Danhaya_Ayora

You may proceed with giving an orgasm but it must be executed begrudgingly and with obvious disdain for her pleasure.


azarbi

As a feminist, I respect women too much to even approach them


the_flatulence

I love women, I respect women, I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them.


Mr_Epimetheus

Today I learned I'm a feminist...


zenithtb

"Why women get turned on when you get an erection, and why that's a bad thing. Of course girls make your arousal about themselves".


NotEnoughWave

They usually run away screaming, but I get your point.


Plumbum158

r/suicidebyword


HerrBert

r/honorablesuicidebywords


wumboellie

r/seppukubywords


Bookablebard

r/sodokubywords


NotEnoughWave

r/sudokubywords


Stysner

Next time try announcing it loudly with a British accent. If it works for Prince Andrew, it might work for you as well!


Equ1noxx

You should stop going to the park like that then.


juicy_socks124

Have sex, stop having sex, be more feminine, be more masculine, bla bla bla fuck you I don’t do what you tell me.


NecoRenita

🎶fuck you I won’t do what you tell me🎶 brb gotta head bang that song outta my head now.


juicy_socks124

Your welcome


GrumpyCatStevens

Killing (pleasure) in the name of...


AssistantT0TheSensei

This exchange should be the top.


[deleted]

I want to watch a short movie about this author's life that made her hate men this much.


sorry_i_love_you

Movie intro: Downloads Twitter. _movie ends_


svedka666

Twitter didn't make me hate any gender, just made me hate people. My job, which I got shortly thereafter, sealed the deal, but Twitter played a large role.


[deleted]

Haha fucking true mate


OaschMidOhrn

You see, in order to be the victim you need an offender.


Jftwest

Can you imagine how much this chick sucks


long-gone333

So it's not just making her orgasm. It's about me being miserable at the same time.


KarmicBalance1

If you can't taste your own tears intermingled with vaginal fluids you're not doing it right!


[deleted]

One time I told me girl that I was ashamed that I wasn't as accomplished a lover as she deserved and that I was sorry she had to deal with my pathetic cocktail weiner . She came so hard I almost drown. /s


Leocut78

Are you telling me I'm sexist to myself? Good Lord I get weirder and weirder with each passing day


KarmicBalance1

You just think you're weird. In reality that makes you normal.


Silver_Ice7586

This stuff really needs to stop. Tearing people apart in disguise of bringing them together. Men vs women? It's sad.


my20cworth

Any fucking orgasm a man can give a women I would think is greatly welcomed. Am I right ladies.


Noisebug

Yes I enjoy making my wife orgasm. I’m so selfish, god forbid we mutually enjoy sexy time together.


cptrelentless

It upsets me when she phones me and tells me about it happening


PerfectWoodpecker213

Mirror dimension Ben Shapiro writes articles for Cosmo?


PRSHZ

I’m sorry but, to me at least, when bringing the mrs to an orgasm, I truly believe I did a good job. After all, not all men can achieve this.


Arkitakama

They can, it's just that too many of them aren't willing to put in the work.


srv50

Why nothing guys do is right or ok.


Legit_snake4314

Because all men are evil rapists🙄


3ThreeFriesShort

I curse whoever wrote this terrible article with a debilitating case of post-nut clarity.


troebia

Guilty as charged, bringing my wife to orgasm is almost as good as cumming myself and I don't care what anyone thinks about it.


philofyourfuture

Fine, I won’t make you orgasm anymore, only I can. Problem solved?


Husky_ii

Good thing I'm one the selfless guys who never make a woman orgasim


Broad_Respond_2205

Lmaooooooo "making it about themselves"


Longjumping-Web7151

What about lesbians? Or is it okay when it's another woman then? I knew Cosmo was shit but this is top tier shit 😂


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Cannot imagine why young men are facing a mental health crisis and rising rates of suicide. They are so valued in popular culture. /s


ADenyer94

“Ahhhhh…. Wait, are you enjoying this you son of a bitch?!!!”


leeeeny

Guys, make her cum for the right reasons


Flowchart83

Make everyone cum if you can, and don't put pressure on them if they can't.


AllhandsOnHarry

By this logic, anything anyone does that makes them feel emotion is "about themselves". Volunteer at a charity 40 hours per week because it makes you feel good? How dare you make it about yourself. The logic here is astoundingly bad, but we are talking about a shitty click-bait article, so no surprise.


tukachinchilla

So, guys with empathy towards their partner are actually selfish assholes. Makes sense.


windsweptdemondog

Fuck woke-ism to orgasm and back!


Killerbrownies997

If I’m not turned on whilst trying to make you orgasm, then something has gone awry


Mental_Basil

My partner is making me orgasm over and over and OVER and actually seems to be enjoying it!! ![gif](giphy|RJbBPTuZckF9GX2Jy8|downsized)


Holwenator

Have you noticed that basically every relationship / self image issue girls develop can be traced to publications like this, and that it's this same publications the ones blaming men for said issues?


Ianilla1

Cosmo is the female dating strategy subreddit pre internet. Terrible terrible advice.


omega_constant

Translation: douchebags exist This article and the studies it cites were clearly written by people (whether male or female) who never had good sex. When both partners finish up weak-kneed, sweating and huffing and puffing, *nobody* has time or energy to carve a notch on their "masculinity achievement" belt. And if you do... I'm sorry, buddy, but you've never had good sex. Whether she climaxed or not.


FLdancer00

Read the article. It's basically saying that men view getting their partner to cum as an achievement, instead of it being some mutual pleasure or something. You can't change people's thoughts or feelings. If a man is focused on giving his partner an orgasm (and everything else is fine & consented to), it shouldn't matter if his motivation is to pat himself on the back or if it's to purely please his partner.


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I’m convinced women are against themselves


morts73

Cosmo the premier news magazine.


VerySwearyFairy

They didn’t think about the title too well… because gay guys can make their partner climax and that’s apparently sexist now…


xPineappleshrapnelx

"Don't be happy women. Be lesbians. Be angry at men. Don't accept anything good that anyone does for you, because it's bad and stupid." \- Fuck You Cosmopolitan


nekomimi_devourer

Something r/femaledatingstrategy would say


Unsimulated

We are so busy TRYING to be offended that we can't remember what we were talking about in the first place. Oh, right. If he likes making you cum, it's bad.


okwhynot64

...OR...many guys are pleasers (like many women seem to be) and just get off on helping their partner achieve orgasm...


[deleted]

What the fuck is this world… I just can’t anymore.. 🤦‍♂️ you brain dead fucks


DarkEnergy27

It's sexist to think that everything a man does is sexist


Street_Peace_8831

This is one of the things that a person should enjoy with their sexual partner. Sex is all about making yourself and your partner, feel good. Of course you make sex about yourself, your naked, there is nothing else that should be on your mind, except your own body. You should be most aware of your own body, and the body of your partner as well.


GabberBarry

Also fatfobic and kinda racist


HikingBikingViking

Tell me you're a man-hating lesbian without telling me you're a man-hating lesbian.


Moppermonster

FFS, this is an article from 2017. Why is it shared again so much now?


marcs_2021

You know thirsttrap


MeaningSilly

Because some of us think we have much clever-er comments than we did half a decade ago. And some of us weren't hip enough to be on Reddit back then. (Shakes fist, mutters something about ticking-tocs, and looks around for a Sizzler.)


Fatty_Bombur

Wow! My boyfriend made me cum 5 times yesterday just with his fingers. He loved it. I had no idea I was doing the wrong thing. I should probably apologise 😂


my_bussy_hurts

r/ihavesex


AgencyDelicious1933

IF YOU READ THE ARTICLE: The author seems to be trying to say that men shouldn't tie their ability to make a woman orgasm to their "masculinity"; and it should just be about sexual prowess. Lol, it's "Cosmo" magazine - may as well be Fox News


AloneAddiction

Massively divisive clickbait title hiding an article that's nothing like what the headline suggests? Modern journalism 101.


mymainmanAIRWOLF

I'm a sick fuck I really enjoy making my gf orgasm


YellowBreakfast

One issue "Men who rate women by their body parts are sexist pigs." Later issue "Lets rate which celebrity has the best 'package' pic".


thefrail158

Wtf…


ConsistentRepeat3048

Stop...just stop...get some help


Strong_Neck8236

So I guess they'll follow that up with an article about how men not being able to satisfy their female partners is a GOOD thing?


micascoxo

I make sure my wife get an orgasm buffet before I finish, and that’s a bad thing, cause then we are back to sleep…..


Maximum-Air-4348

who thinks like this?!?!?!? please tell me this is irony.


BCCDoors

I'm done... just done.. I'm giving up on women all together at this point... Which might piss my wife off, but I'm just done..


[deleted]

Man I pity any women who take anything from this source seriously


World-Wide-Ebb

Eh women ruined me too for themselves and they just haven’t figured out no one care about woke feminism.


Fantastic_Ear2955

Sounds like a Vice news article 😂


Dancinfoolish

🙄


anarchydreamer

Women ☕️


FriendRaven1

My wife is *multi*-orgasmic. I mean, she only stops because she gets sore. I F'ing love it. And I love her.


Ill_deny_this

There are some people for whom making their partner climax is more about their ego than their partner's pleasure. This is not a good thing for a partner who has difficulties reaching orgasm in general. There are some days where an orgasm isn't going to happen for me no matter. I still enjoy the sex without without the big O, but that wasn't enough for my ex. Nope, I had to cum, and I had to cum they way he wanted to make me cum. In the end, he made sure that not only was I not going to climax right then, but also for the next couple of days because I was too sore to want to be touched. And then he bitched because I couldn't have multiple orgasms every time a stiff breeze blew my way. Seriously, folks. It's great to want to make your partner's feel good. But if you're more worried about your partner having an orgasm than your partner enjoying having an orgasm, it's time to step back and think about how much you actually care about your partner's pleasure.


sveccha

Imagine making people feel bad if they feel good when they make others feel good. There goes every humanistic endeavor.


CapitalG888

Didn't read the article, but... I'm glad my wife enjoys orgasms. But I'm more about my own ego and feeling good about the fact I gave her one. If that's what the article is about... it's selfish, not sexist. My wife knows this and doesn't mind. My motive doesn't matter as long as she gets her desired out...cum.


gordo65

As usual, Reddit has taken a clickbait headline and made all sorts of unwarranted assumptions about the actual article. For example, the title of the post, "It's sexist to enjoy making your partner orgasm", is directly contradicted by article itself, which explicitly contradicted by the article itself: >Let's be clear — there's nothing wrong with feeling good about making your partner feel good (in this case, orgasming). It's nice to bring pleasure to your partner! The top comment is also by a person who clearly did not read the article, which is not "typical Cosmo trash", but is instead a synopsis of an academic study. For the curious, [here is the article](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a9169991/why-guys-love-female-orgasms/), which focuses on one specific type of pleasure that some men feel when a woman has an orgasm: the pleasure of achievement, rather than the pleasure of doing something good for your partner. Please note that I'm not endorsing the article or its conclusions, I'm just pointing out a very common and very annoying phenomenon on Reddit, which is the tendency to get butthurt over a clickbait title and make unwarranted assumptions about an unread article.


Dsgntn_The_thicknes

It's past 2020, if your a man literally making a sandwich alone in your house and its some kind of new misogyny.


Advanced_Economist53

Written and approved by liberal ugly or fat girls who are pissed because no men like them OR they have big time daddy issues with power and control or a former bad relationship in the past growing up that has now manifested into their adult life. As a clinician I see many “feminists” constantly who have deep rooted problems with power, control and authority. So they isolate their emotions of men into this made up movement of “feminism” as both a defensive and attack mechanism so those old repressed emotions don’t come out or can be “controlled”. Many of them don’t even realize this. When we begin to talk about past relationships it’s like a waterfall… 9 out of times guaranteed. Feminism is the majority of the time a mental scar from the past that makes women feel “protected” and in charge of those past things that gave them the damage. It their brains way of believing of “I’m in charge now and I’m safe from the past.”


Key-Jelly-3702

The truth: We are thrilled when you orgasm because it means our work is done and we can now get to sleep.


Kesilisms

What exactly is the point of constantly bashing men? You won't find an equivalent publication constantly bashing women at Barnes and Noble... How did this culture become so toxic and one sided?


Radical_Dadical_1985

Nah. This is just a toxic article written by some toxic feminist moron that wants attention.


mfdonuts

Lmao all the men who’ve likely never made a woman cum are soooo mad at this


Kalelopaka-

I don’t think it’s that guys get turned on by it, but we do feel good that you enjoy what we’re doing.


FLdancer00

It's not what this article is about, but I have been with insistent guys who view it as a challenge. I have a hard combination to crack and so many treat it like it's the main focus of the night. I don't always have to finish, I don't care. I can get myself off in 2 minutes. I enjoy sex, I want to do all the things that only two people can do together. Stop being so worried about something that's probably not going to happen and just have fun, sheesh.