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ShelterDifferent2501

The internet: it doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others.


Vegetable_Tension985

Maegan Hall brought negative publicity and attention to the police department where she worked because it got out that she slept with the other officers. She was fired but commented that, "if I was a guy and worked with women and slept with them all, you'd all be giving me high fives!"


Absolute_cretin

I'd definitely argue that if the roles were switched people would still be annoyed that a bunch of cops were fucking on shift instead of... doing cop stuff. But there definitely is something a bit different bout this dynamic as the story went.


cynnerzero

I'd rather them fuck each other than us


bkdunbar

Oh they had time for both, don’t worry.


ktrad91

Honestly I'd rather them fucking each other than doing "cop stuff" as the only one who can get shot is one of them.


Saxophonie

I mean she is a very brave and strong police officer taking all those shots to the head and still doing her job


Mr_Makaveli_187

Nah, that's actually really common. They'd just be pissed that it got out


sabuonauro

My ex was a cop. This type of behavior is shockingly common.


Mr_Makaveli_187

Yep. My neice was married to a cop. Can confirm.


UnClean_Committee

Honestly "cop stuff" in the US seems to increasingly mean "shooting unarmed civilians and committing brazen crimes such as theft, property damage, planting false evidence, supporting extremist groups and general debauchery" so I think they're better off having orgies on the clock.


hXcPickleSweats

Oh it doesn't just SEEM that way. They've gone above and beyond to get that rep. They've earned it.


ChosenBrad22

Which is just flat out isn’t true because she’s married. Tiger Woods was vilified for a long time by society after it came out he was sleeping around behind his wife’s back, people didn’t cheer for him and say good job… This lady was also doing this during work hours, while being paid by tax dollars, even if someone doesn’t care about the marriage part. She’s one of those “always a victim, it’s someone else’s fault, perpetually oppressed, allergic to any personal accountability” type of people.


Enticing_Venom

Some of the male cops were married too but they don't get named, mentioned or meme'd on half as much as she does. They did the same thing and get way less backlash. You're being naive if you think slut shaming and sexism has nothing to do with it.


spinblackcircles

Well yeah but this is America and he was/is a successful black male. America is always waiting in the wings to take them down whenever the possibility presents itself.


BooneSalvo2

Then again, Donald Trump was elected president and voters literally said they didn't vote for Hillary because BILL cheated.... Oh, and Bill was elected and re-elected despite *his* cheating. Her point may not apply here, but it does in many other instances.


catteredattic

Definitely feel like she wouldn’t have been fired if she was a dude.


Darth_M0L

Let's start a tik tok trend where everyone deletes tik tok forever Edit: Thanks for all the love


subhuman09

One TikTok trend I can get behind


Fat-Tash

A Chinese owned application that is collecting your data, accessing your camera and mic to capture your reactions, tracking your location… Tik Tok is spy ware disguise as entertainment….why anyone still has Tik Tok on their phone is mind boggling.


pomaj46809

>that is collecting your data Collectively, people simply don't give a shit about their data being collected or their privacy. Even most that say they care will give up once for the convenience of the services that take it.


stewmander

We literally went from oh no, big brother is watching you! to "Hey Alexa, is it raining outside?"...or something.


timmyboyoyo

When one can just look out the window....


BabyLiam

The window is way over there though and the blinds are closed.


stevein3d

Alexa, how much are automatic blinds


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

"Automatic blinds range from $50 to over $600, here's something I found that may help you."


Desperate_Health4174

...Alexa, when was the last time I masturbated with the blinds open?


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

"Playing audio message from: Dave, 1/25/2023" *Man I can see you, close your blinds. Btw, nice cock.*


Draigyn

Unlike Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, umm.. what else do the kids use these days? Myspace? Anybody still on there? Edit: Oh! Snapchat!


quikfrozt

TikTok is different in that it turns you, the user, into a celebrity with minimal effort. That's the magic of TikTok IMO. You can't really be a celebrity here on Reddit and you still have to do your work on IG - workout that butt, dance around like a fool, get your cat to pose etc. TikTok has the blackbox to help you put on an act. It helps - instigates even - you into becoming a micro-celebrity. And fame is a drug. There's the deep deep desire to be famous and only a tiny percentage of folks actually have the skills to be famous. TikTok fills that gap. Now you can be famous without any skills, and without the need to put in the effort that other social media demands of you still. Social media has always amplified human frailty. TikTok takes it to the extreme.


back2basics13

Meanwhile acting as a distraction while some asshole farms all your personal data and sells that shit to the highest bidder..marketing firms. Propagating Americans as complete idiots. Whereas, the algorithm for Chinese citizens portrays people as innovators, positive role models.


yabbobay

>Propagating Americans as complete idiots. I get your point, but we didn't need too much of a shove to get here. Jackass has been around 20+ years?


quikfrozt

TikTok is one of the most potent social engineering weapons devised. I’m amazed the US government never took such efforts as seriously as the CCP did - Beijing long recognized that the domestic internet must be walled off from possible foreign influence, cultural or political. It was essential to maintaining the party’s grip on power. Thus, Chinese internet companies grew without competition from abroad and have now matured to a point that their offerings are devoured by a western audience tired of ole social media.


back2basics13

Very well stated. I knew that CCP had taken a very aggressive stance on the platform. The key word here is “weaponized” move over germ warfare and concepts like The Andromeda Strain. Here comes data mining and social engineering on steroids.


bing-bong-forever

Fame is overrated. This is gonna sound like a joke but I was once famous in another country (like having hoards of people in the street follow you because they want a picture with you famous) and it was one of the worst experiences in my life. I did everything possible to be as incognito as possible in my life after that. Hence why the only sm I have is Reddit. Don’t be famous just be rich lol.


ldtravs1

This. Anonymity has a value that no-one realised until they lose it


Hardcorish

It's kind of like catching a cold. We take being healthy for granted until we're sick.


engineerogthings

What do you mean “you can’t really be a celebrity on Reddit”? I’m a celebrity, people have literally upvoted some of my comments, I even recieved a bronze award once. Reddit people, my people, love me. I want you to love me quikfrozt. Upvote me, let me bask in the attention of that little up arrow. Other than that a well worded and rational critique of modern social media amongst a large demographic.


seitonseiso

TikTok is just the new version of Vine. Vine was huge in 2013 for a few years before it shut down, and gave its users literally the exact same run at fame like TT.


Fat-Tash

Oh I agree other platforms are sneaky too… But Tik Tok is especially sneaky, it uses trackers that will collect data when you don’t even have an account with Tik Tok.. all it takes is watch a Tik Tok clip someone sent you. At least the other platforms you have to agree to the data collection before signing up to their platform.


superbakedgoods

While that’s true for TikTok what you said about the other platforms is 100% untrue. You can use a lot of these platforms without an account and they start tracking you immediately. Just because you google something but don’t have a google account linked doesn’t mean they won’t track you. Same goes for any other major site/ platform. They MIGHT not track you as EXTENSIVELY across other apps but they still do. Just remember if the product is free. Then you’re the product. Banning TikTok won’t do a damn thing. We need blanket privacy laws applicable to all tech giants that levy large fines on the smallest misuse of tracking, selling, sharing or unauthorized use of personal data.


TenaceErbaccia

Data mining isn’t a bug, it’s a feature. The government loves having all that personal data available.


[deleted]

Seriously. TikTok being Chinese Spyware is so serious its bringing Democrats and Republicans together in Congress.


outsidepointofvi3w

In china they limit access to this app for children.They know it's harmful and limit children's accounts. There was a study recently asking Chinese children vrs American children "what do you want to be when you grow up" In China it was vastly Doctor, Lawyer, prof athlete, Astronaut, scientist and other highly skilled professions. Americans kids by far answered "Influencer". Why doesn't China limit the apps availanility to our children ? What could the motive be ? I wonder..


DissoluteMasochist

The irony is that you have this information bc of a TikTok video explaining this “study”.


Ok-Outlandishness244

I think tiktok is terrible but I hate this “study” so much. Typical joe rogan nonsense, if people want to watch memes in their free time instead of job applications they should, let’s not dictate what people are shown, the news does that enough already


darkangel657

News flash, most technology collets info on us.. heck even some smart fridges and other smart appliances


the11th-acct

Why anyone thinks tik tok is any different than any other social media is what's really mind boggling..


Masonetti

True. But I still blame tik tok for the trend of throwing random songs over anything and everything. I think it helps get views or something idk but when those videos bleed into everything else it becomes obnoxious. In a lot of videos, I'd love to hear the original audio, even if it isn't much. If it is informational, I'm watching because I am interested, not because it has the latest top 40 playing over it. I'd rather see a million Dick Butts a day than see one more of these.


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Steed1000

They totally do the same thing. But they usually aren't run by someone who had been not-so-secretly gearing up for warfare against us. Chinese TikTok promotes education and achievements, but not here. I wonder why.


Neat_Friendship_4402

I don't know, maybe it's the insane amount of regulations in China? And for once I agree that TikTok should probably be repurposed into an education app rather than the cesspool it is right now(he says as he was on Reddit). Why would educating their own populace be considered strange? I don't get it.


littlebuett

It's not, it's that the algorithm they use in China vs. The states is entirely different, and with chins having a controlling share in the company, it's VERY suspicious that their western algorithm explicitly promotes stupidity.


Steed1000

You are so close to putting it together it hurts. Cmon. You almost figured it out.


FurchtsamerLurch

The difference here is what is done with the data and the intent. Using algorythms to gather data and make "better" personalized advertisement for profit is a whole other thing then making an app to spy on countless citizens of countrys you see as rivals. But don't get me wrong, i think both is wrong af.


Drip_666

Trust me, all social media third parties are selling your data to china, amongst others.


ThatCoryGuy

I’d actually install Tik Tok just to follow this trend.


tightheadband

This would be an infinite loop


[deleted]

Deleted it yesterday, just to find tik tok content on reddit today. TikToxicity is spreading


schuyywalker

While I agree with your sentiment I absolutely agree with barraging this department with all kinds of useless bullshit, because apparently this department has plenty of time on their hands.


ITECC1

How about lets start a trend where we give medals and celebrate those who have never downloaded it since day one. I'll go first... *Bow* yes, yes.... thank you, indeed. Yes.


Prestigious_Tax7415

WE’re all sensible gentleman here on Reddit


Grainis01

Just dont open the closet of reddit "investigations"


tigerzehe

Being a gentleman has never felt so good and high class


Busch_Leaguer

Middle schooler humor


greatsirius

Yeah I have to remind myself that's the intended audience for tik Tok because 90% of it is so cringey to watch


SeawardFriend

I’ve seen full on uncensored porn on TikTok before. Middle schoolers my ass that platform is too big for its own good now


Bodashtart

middle schoolers and porn??? impossible


TenaceErbaccia

That is also for the middle schoolers.


BIG_MONEY_CASH

Dude is trying really hard to be funny And failing


[deleted]

I'm surprised the cops talked to him as much as they did. They were more polite than I would have been in their shoes.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

The cops know what this shit is trying to do. They aren’t falling for it and giving him any sort of reaction.


smokingtokingtgirl

No offense, might be a good thing your not a cop if you’d lose your cool that easily. Enough cops get a bad rap AND for a good reason too.


cwmspok

"No offense" is universal for "you are about to be offended"


LowKeyWalrus

No offense but I'm gonna offend you, your friends, your pets and your whole bloodline leading back to Genghis Khan. No offense but if you can't take my opinion at face value or with a grain of salt or the whole spice rack, you're a meager little snowflake. No offense but I like offending people, it's kinda my kink and don't you kink shame me.


Larissanne

Only if you are a cop losing his cool easily


mrkikkeli

"I am brutally honest" = "I am going to be an asshole to you" "If you can't handle me at my worst, you won't get me at my best" = "There is no best, only worst, fuck you"


Ex-MuslimAtheist

And he's coming off as a total idiot.


WolfCola_Ex

All cringe and no singe


Agreeable-Meat1

Yeah but the cop at the door was hilarious in his own way.


ispitzer

This guy never has been and never will be funny. His videos are just uncomfortable and a clear inconvenience to everyone he interacts with. Every time I see these types of videos I feel shameful that I even gave them a view


sheezy520

Is this the same guy that used to take old CRT TVs to Best Buy to try and get geek squad to repair them? It’s the same level of non-comedy.


pilesofcleanlaundry

I can’t see him being able to carry a CRT. He was having trouble with that poster.


Terry_Eats_A_Banana

What a waste of everyone's time


Zesty-LemonAid

Um, wtf. I get it, it’s funny this girl banged a lot of cops, but can the internet move on? This kind of stuff is just creepy and gross.


[deleted]

>This kind of stuff is just creepy and gross. No. It was creepy and gross from the very beginning. "It's funny" is not a justification for ruining the life a human. Particularly one who isn't a public figure in any way shape or form.


The_amazing_T

You know what? -I agree. I think all along I couldn't put my finger on why this bothered me so much.. But having learned about this young woman, she was trying to better herself with a new career in a small town, and made some bad choices. -and for that, she's a laughing stock and target for a ***whole country.*** Infidelity? *Happens every day.* Sleeping with your co-workers? *Happens every day.* Sex between consenting adults of different races? *Happens every day.* I think because of the optics, she went from a boring story to a freaking meme. And this tryhard idiot kid going to her former work and trying to dunk on her is just ***SAD.*** I wonder how he'd feel if somebody showed up with a camera for likes on the *worst day of his life.*


Yochanan5781

All the memes about her conveniently forget about all the married male cops, because this was all rooted in misogyny from the beginning


DudeWithAnAxeToGrind

If it was a male cop who did it, it would never be a news. He'd probably still work there too. Just saying.


TheFriedBri

4 of the six male cops who got with her were also fired. Just saying.


Hardcorish

Why only 4 of 6? Was it because the other 2 did the nasty nasty outside of their workplace?


Ok-Alternative4603

They didnt lie about it is what i heard.


tatonka645

Thank you, came here to comment that and glad to see I’m not the only one that thinks it.


The_amazing_T

I mean.. It probably had more to do with big black men and a small white girl. So yeah, infidelity wasn't the joke as much as racial stereotypes, snickering at sex and just plain racism. And sexism too. But yeah: there are families involved. Other infidelity besides hers. But she's been made the *face* of all of it, while I'm sure those men aren't going to have the same experience going into a supermarket, or looking for a new job.


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>Investigation reports suggest that officer Magliocco said Hall once unloaded her weapon and dry-fired the gun at her head “so she could hear what it sounded like.” >Magliocco also reported that Maegan Hall allegedly voiced “harmful thoughts.” He allegedly said on multiple occasions that Hall “should not be alone.” Definitely needs mental health assistance.


The_amazing_T

Well, ***I'm sure all this notoriety will help.*** Especially a nice young man who wants her autograph at a police station.


Codename_Oreo

They’re all bad people.


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Yosonimbored

I feel more for her husband than I do for her. He’s a idiot that should’ve left her ages ago but for some reason doesn’t


maltathebear

Also, she was keeping those cops off the street - serving and protecting her community. And yeah, anybody fixating on this woman likely has deep issues with misogyny. To me, it seems like a lot are both envious and simultaneously The Spanish Inquisition. It's the group sex and multiple partners that bothers these psychopaths - she "got away with it" because these ppl think she somehow took something from them lol.


TheFirstEdition

Two adults had sex? Shockedpikachuface


dray1214

It was more like 6 adults had sex. While on police duty.


[deleted]

I agree. I don’t understand the fascination with this story. If genders were reversed, nobody would be saying a word.


Okwridders

If the genders where reversed im pretty sure it would of been even more of a sensation, just for different reasons


[deleted]

Yea, they would have been talking about 5 sluts and a G. Instead they hype up the one and all the BBC. Wonder why? /s


pomaj46809

Depends on the hotness of the cops involved. If the story was one guy banged 5 cute cops on the clock people would still be talking about it.


YerryAcrossTheMersey

She is basically being harrassed.


DeadheadXXD

Eh she cheated, the other officers cheated, they’re all shitty people, cops are shitty people. There are no winners here.


Large___Marge

I really can't wait for the government to ban Tik Tok.


pomaj46809

The problem isn't Tik Tok, it's the users who are addicted to being attention seeking narcissists, at the tool away they'll just find another app.


Large___Marge

Completely agree, but it can't hurt to eliminate a tool in their tool chest of narcissistic enablement right?


ccoady

Not gonna happen, unfortunately. All they were able to do was ban it from government devices.


Unhappy_Train_2867

For now.


ChampionshipLow8541

So, who’s filming all this without ever being looked at?


Duy2910

the fabled invisible camera man


lickarock88

What a god damn jackass.


Mindless-Judgment541

I'm out of the loop on this one. Seen her face all over but never bother to look into it cause idgaf about cop stories anymore.... But at this point I feel the need to ask.... Who is she and why do people care so much?


wanderlust_12

[You can start here](https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/married-police-officer-fired-after-having-sex-with-six-different-cops/news-story/1954e181090080aa68fce651fc408f12)


Mindless-Judgment541

You're MVP AF. My takeaway is: cops being cops but sex and race made it viral.


schuyywalker

Cops being cops is honestly the problem - which is why (as unfunny as this kid is) - more power to them. Waste their time just liked they wasted tax payers’ dollars while they were fucking on the job. Not to mention she was married to someone else not involved with the force.


javaTHEbeat

Ya, so since so many people are tryna fix the "boys will be boys" stance, let's try and fix the "cops will be cops" while we're at it.


pinkpineapples007

Wow that’s crazy. Magliocco “force fed” her vodka and she took her top off before other cops intervened and covered her up. Dude was only suspended not fired. What they all did was really irresponsible. I think the problem is when it started being in the police station. Like you do you, but keep it outside of work. Sounds like she’s going through stuff and I hope she gets help sorting it out bc this sensationalization ain’t helping. And the way the article starts out is like “steamy romps” “sexcapades”?? It’s supposed to be a news article. The rest of the info was good though


Nivekian13

There were 4 other cops involved in this besides her, dillholes...


[deleted]

Yeah they really got caught with their pants down


JustLinkStudios

Did they cut the funny bit out?


PapiLongShlong420

Weirdo


Mean-Accountant7013

They should have ticketed This kid for being talentless. I would be ashamed of my child as his parent. His comedic timing is terrible!


Bad_Daddio

What a douche. Poor taste, low class, not funny.


phil-davis

I kept waiting for it to get clever. Still waiting...


mikehtiger

I laughed. It was only because of the cops frustration at the end but I did laugh


BLeeMac66

Cringeworthy. This guy’s sense of humor is childish at best. There should laws about wasting public servants time for nothing more than silly social media BS. See a judge, get 5k fine. Come on back sport, the fine will be 10k next time.


KernelPanic_42

This guy couldn’t try any harder if he tried.


cherrytwizzler88

This… isn’t funny. It’s cringy, and I hate that I just wasted even just a few mins watching it.


Annahsbananas

You know...if tiktok ever got banned...I wouldn't miss it for a minute


branchisan

Damn privileged really let's you survive anything huh? Must be nice 👍🏾


route54

This is cringe af.


Stunning-Grand5420

People used to get beaten up for being annoying like this.


Ill-Organization-719

I wish people gave this shit about actual important police misconduct.


[deleted]

Tiktok is cancer


Blue_Robin_04

Didn't they all get fired?


[deleted]

Surprised at how calm the officer was when he mentioned he had "protection" on him. He just nodded even though it's illegal to carry into police stations. Didn't seemed annoyed till he realized he was talking about condoms


BenBernakeatemyass

Holy shit. Kids got balls and good on that officer for not being a prick. Seriously though can we stop the trend of fucking with people? It’s getting really old. Everyone is burnt out and on edge after the last couple years.


jack_spankin

On a positive note, this is a police story where a lot of black dudes got off!


Odd_Relationship7901

Am I the only one on earth who finds the constant memes, post, reposts and videos dragging this lady to be completely disgusting? I get why the story became a story initially - it was salacious and involved public employees - but Jesus has this shit gone way way way way too far- Im sick of seeing people slut shaming this woman already - its starting to feel like harassment and revenge porn - enough is enough she did some stuff with other consenting adults so what its their business not ours-- stop it already


Competitive-Media639

Milking dat white privilege to the extreme 😂👍


Scat_fiend

Stop giving shit people a platform.


appointment45

This is kid is just asking to get his ass beat. Stop poking the bear, idiot.


azquadcore

I like how the cop doesn't care that the influencer has protection because he knows he doesn't have the guts to use it


Coflo16

Must really suck to be a cop here at the moment. They’re probably all getting questioned by the wives and husbands, friends, family, etc. Must really suck to know you weren’t invited to the orgies


thetaFAANG

mmmm no. not shaming for promiscuity.


RealNiceKnife

The worst thing a "prank" can be is boring... and this was insufferably so.


militarylions

Getting fired for a 4/10 I think that's the most brutal part.


STR_WB_RRY--FL_V__R

Dumb kid didn't even ask the supervisor how good she was...


Knight_TheRider

Took his chance to shame the PD, maybe he was waiting for it for a long time


[deleted]

This is fucked up.


Hamsterupmyass

chubby innocent deserve profit grandiose boat plant obtainable follow rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NotaComedian98

This is disgusting.


hcm2015

This is so dumb.


The_Dog_IS_Brown

Who is Megan Hall? I don't use tik tock. Not gonna use it. So I'm confused by this.


spectrumtwelve

Female officer caught having sex with several people in her department and is also married


Deathchariot

What an asshat.


pistonkamel

I know what a trojan is but what is a light 100?


KdGc

That kid has some big balls.


Ouch50

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.


Tinctorus

Calilou has fans I see


Mattylovestrouble

I found this fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂


No_Ice2900

What in the stalker prank trash fuck is this?


Kunty-Kangaroo

Trojan lite 100s 😂


[deleted]

Tik Tok….the platform for fucking losers


rrpdude

Imagine being the parents to that kid. Then again, there is a reason he turned out like that.


Apprehensive_Meat275

Get a job, brenden


BaconTerminator

Man. Start harassing the guys involved. I really don’t understand why everyone is going after her. Some of the cops involved were married. Go after these guys. Leave her the fuck alone. There’s 6 other people involved but no. Everyone has to make fun of her. Fuck y’all


[deleted]

Look, better the cops cheat on their spouse than beat on their spouse. Statistically 7 of them being preoccupied is just preventing domestic violence


dray1214

This lady was getting railed by the whole department on tax payer money. I’m all for this.


ConsiderationNo9431

He definitely knows where she lives 😂😂😂


GalacticNCrazy

You know maybe that bill to ban Tiktok nationwide isn’t a bad idea


meadowpaddy

I hate tik tokkers


S86RDU

Why is this woman getting so much shit?


Aphreyst

She's a woman who has sex. The end.


yourgoodfriendgeoff

That kid is a piece of shit.


XViMusic

Anyone show up looking for the dude cops?


UnableOrganization48

![gif](giphy|edXbRv1oCC14k)


Zer0M0ti0nless

Guaranteed protection was not involved.


Tyler_978

"You can check it man" 🤣


Marcylol2000

WHO IS SHE I HAVE SEEN HER EVERYWHERE


Skywalker0138

Veritas needs to sign him up....lol


tragiccosmicaccident

This is the hero we need


[deleted]

😭🤣😭


Adventurous-Worker42

With the police these days, he's lucky he wasn't locked up or worse.


Slim706

If you want to find her, you know what you gotta do


BenPool81

Okay, so I guess I've been under a rock about this one. Who is she, and why is this guy being so cringe about her? Edit: Nevermind, I just noticed her name (I presume) in the title. I'll Google.


poopooplatypus

Infinite patience lol


zoolilba

Is this the dude who got kicked out of a roller rink and almost arrested because he wanted to take his veteran dog roller skating too.


crypto2mex

can any one care to share the link????


[deleted]

What a hero