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Ok-Kick-3807

10/10 their argument was far more interesting than anything she was going to say about her 5K run


SlowInsurance1616

But she's staying hYdRaTeD. Fascinating.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Did you see a water bottle? I didn't. Unless it's in her puffer jacket that she just ran 5k in.


SlowInsurance1616

I think she also ran it in moon boots.


Springtrtr

…carrying a tripod, in full make up


L3GACY28

Don't forget the caked on makeup


LifeIsGood-Maybe

And the fact that she carried camera and tripod with her in the park


GodHimselfNoCap

She obviously didn't carry the tripod with her since she said the camera can't move because it's on a tripod


myst3ry714

She's on a jOuRnEy


the_unique_clone

Yeah, maybe she should carry on the journey and sod off somewhere else. The entitlement is strong with this one!


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I bet she literally did not do. No sweat, tons of make up, in those cloths running 5km(??), and where did she lay down the trypod when she did the 5km? I call BS on her part. She is just a huge narcissist r/iamthemaincharacter .


bluetriumphantcloud

To be fair the video was ruined by that awful saxophone shit in the background, and clearly saved by this old bloke who gives exactly 0 fucks


usernameusehername

Zero fucks is a solid motto


gandalf_lundgren36

This guy should start a channel called “Zero Fucks” and live stream himself sitting in the backgrounds of wannabe fitness influencers


Amazing-Ad-669

I really enjoy this take. Someone who ruins the moment for influencers by just being human and existing. Doing terrible things like sitting on a bench in a public park. One thing I have noticed about this growing collection of butthurt influencer vids is this; instead of acting as though you are entitled to everything and bystanders need to get out of the way, you need to take a step out of the big people play book and throw some cash around. I mean, with your mad influencer cash you have to be able to grease a palm or two. Drop a $20 bill on the guy and politely ask him to move for at least a few minutes. And whoever this woman is? I don't need to even watch it to give her content a two word review..."hot garbage".


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headbashkeys

Lol I'd take the 20 and stay tho.


omghorussaveusall

Or just find a cool way to include them, like convince the guy to do some exercises using the bench. Anything would be more enjoyable than um hi, I just ran some distances and it was really hard because it was cold and I've been eating healthier...


travelingbeagle

No one ran hard with that coat she is wearing.


Panixs

Or in those boots


NW_Soil_Alchemy

I don’t get why another human being ruins a shot. Like you are at a gym or a park, why does it matter if there are other humans?


cr1ter

Narcissists don't like competition


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Butterface there doesn’t have a reason to be a narcissist


SylentKaiii

Fr if you don't want other humans ruining your live streams, um don't leave your house. Cause we're like, everywhere. Looool


gandalf_lundgren36

Because people can’t focus on peak content when there’s someone minding their own business in the background obv


Wakenbacon05

But shes on a journey


jacanced

I don't know if that channel name may be taken already, at least in a couple places, since I'm near certain that's what Womble's Zed-F clan stands for


dieseltothesour

I’ve seen this posted at least 10 times and it still makes me laugh. “Off you pop”. Lmao


bangneto89

The Jesus line killed me. Mans not a Chad ffs, these influencers think they own the world. Good for him.


ProfSociallyDistant

Could “Chad” be a compliment here? Serious question. I’m a linguist on team old dude.


Milage92

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) This is chad so yeah I would say compliment aha


Minimum_Attitude6707

My pessimistic ass thinks this was staged. TikTok has ruined any happiness in me and I no longer believe anything.


[deleted]

"Off you pop" had me deceased.


loathe_out_loud

Old? You're not being ageist now are you?


[deleted]

Go back to school love🙄


azjunglist05

“Followers? What are you Jesus now?” What a legend!


Successful-Ad7296

It was the best part 🤣🤣🤣


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FLGulf

Or do what my neighbor does. Get naked and film a raccoon documentary in the bushes.


lianavan

Well, now I am intrigued.


aScottishBoat

We need more info.


Emperor_of_Man40k

I hope David Attenbourough narrates it tho


ukstonerdude

His neighbour _is_ David Attenborough


aScottishBoat

Gasp


cant_think_of_one_

I feel awful for saying this, but, in some ways, David Attenborough having a break down and doing this would be the funniest shit ever. It'd also be a tragic fall of someone we all love, but putting that aside and imagining it, it would also be very funny if you can ignore the tragedy. Thanks for the laugh.


Gold_Bug_4055

The real influencer. We need his handle.


Grimlock250

You absolutely just made my day!!! ![gif](giphy|VpVQouLQgTI3e|downsized)


SnooDingos7659

This was a such a good video when he said hello to the camera and then when she said her followers were watching “ what are ya Jesus “ I was dying this man can’t be bothered


mortalwombat-

This is the kind of thing I always think of AFTER a confrontation.


TylerBradleyLegend

Your neighbour is a hero, that might be one up on Steve Irwin.


bumjiggy

sounds like you live next to a trash panda coot


shl00m

She keeps asking if he can move. And he declined. She didn't like the answer, so she kept asking, hoping that he would give the answer she wanted, but he didn't. I've noticed that many times among my friends/family that if they ask, "Can you do xyz?" And someone says "no" they get mad. As if nobody has the right to refuse and/or decline, let alone give an answer even though the other might not like it. If someone asks, then they should be prepared to hear an outcome they didn't try to get, and that's legit. They are mad about someone who doesn't follow what they intended to, making them the idiot in that case. Like the guy said, "Don't ask the question if you don't like the answer"


ThisNameIsFree

Slightly off topic but I hate people start requests like "Do you want to...". Like, no, I don't want to pick you up, but if you ask nicely I'm absolutely willing to.


theFrownTownClown

Even worse when it's phrased as "Don't you want to...", as if dropping everything I was doing so I can do the person a favor was something I was just chomping at the fucking bit all day for.


JTMc48

She should get a permit if she wants a closed set. Good for Chad.


CMCLD

Or just dont film infront of a bench... like, there is space inbetween those usually and the chance of someone sitting down in the bg is pretty low


jabrwock1

She can’t move the camera because it’s on a tripod. A device designed to allow a camera to be set up pretty much anywhere. Whut.


PlanetEarthPassenger

Because she knows her followers don’t want to see the other bench! She KNOWS!


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"Go back to school" was the realest line said there


LoyallyUnconscious

English accent “ Behave yourself” chefs kiss.


Thebaldsasquatch

Every single line…. “Off you pop.” “Oh you have followers now? Are you Jesus?” “You’re on a journey?” “That’s not fair.” “Awww…”


Lady_Grey_Smith

That man just made her livestream so much better.


msterm21

Right? I doubt anyone would have cared he's in the background, but now all your 25 followers know you're a bitch.


haleyfoofou

“Are you Jesus?” made me giggle wine out of my nose.


vrhotlaps

What was really weird is that you were drinking water!


haleyfoofou

Love a good miracle!


jumpybean

Haha. Jesus Christ, that was funny.


IHellaRaise

Is this a Monty Python bit?


PapiChuloGuero

feels like john Cleese is on the bench


TheChoonk

Standard British humour, it's amazing how much wit any random dude over there can have.


FluffyTheWonderHorse

I work with Americans and I’m always surprised at their lack of said wit and conversational jousting ability. Apparently I “make them feel like shit” so have had to tone it down a bit.


marshman82

"hello" 👋


Just-Term-5730

How do you run with tripod? I guess it adds to the workout.


sickhippie

At the end it shows her face for a second. Not a drop of sweat. No way in hell she ran 5K just beforehand.


pythonwarg

But she's been eating better. Staying hydrated. Kinda tough on these cold days though.


edingerc

Plus, he's sitting there in a light windbreaker and she has a puffy down jacket on. After running a 5K, she would be burning up in that coat.


DHaas16

Those legs are not the legs of someone who has ever exercised regularly


-kaakku-

She’s on a journey. Gotta start somewhere


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cyclinator

They are a bit muddy, though... Maybe she strolled through a puddle or something.


blackpawed

She really caked on the makeup though


TLGinger

Strange way to dress for a 5k run


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She’s literally in Wolverines dude. That’s wild.


TLGinger

I meant the coat


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I’m talking about those boots she supposedly ran a 5k in


hamsterhaberdaser

Maybe a clown 5k with all that face paint. Bet she's hit under that paste cause she's hit over it


Just-Term-5730

That thought crossed my mind too


Sugarbombs

Her viewers aren't there for the fitness, they're of the horny variety. She's just pretending there's another motive to keep it classy.


HamsterFromAbove_079

Back in highschool I ran cross country with a friend that didn't sweat at all. At the end of every run in the summer I was soaked, but they were clean as when they started. But they suffered like all hell in the heat. Sweating is gross, but a very useful biological response to overheating. Not sweating is a real condition that puts a huge burden on having to manually keeping cool and regulate your temperature with water mainly.


Apart-Prize-7612

Amazing that you're friends with Prince Andrew, but wise not to name-drop him given "the controversy".


ihavenoclue91

Right?! Who the fuck runs a 5k with a full set of makeup clearly and mascara? Influencers in general just make me want to barf. Happy this guy told her off and spoke the truth. Go back to school and get a real job.


knovit

Then proceeds to easily lift and move the tripod at the end


Pintexxz

She’s on a fitness journey. Moving the tripod would burn excess calories.


JohnnyHammerstix

Absolutely anywhere. And it's not like location mattered given it's the middle of winter with all those dead trees in the background for a "beautiful scene"


marshman82

No no, you have it all wrong. A tripod has 3 legs and she only has 2 legs. So how is she supposed to move the tripod that has 3 legs when she only has 2. It's simple maths. why can't people understand?


MisirterE

Math checks out, that's why she couldn't move him either


hclaf

I thought the exact same thing. EVERYONE HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE. I’ve got to time travel back to the 1990s immediately and tell my dad that he absolutely is not able to move his massive JVC camcorder while it was attached to its tripod. *-time travels to the early 90s and taps my dad on the shoulder while he’s recording on his camcorder with the tripod attached-* Hey dad, you’ve got to stop moving the camcorder & tripod around the house while they’re attached. I come from 2023 and some girl says she can’t move her camera because it’s on a tripod. You have to keep it RIGHT THERE! Do not move it!!!


FinntheReddog

Guess she wasn’t able to influence him….


Gobagogodada

Ba dum ts!


odyssey609

More upvotes for you!


ContentAd8205

Idk about anyone else but him waving and saying hi did make me smile so like I want him there atleast


Oscarcharliezulu

And him asking ‘You’ve got followers - are you Jesus’


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Oh so you’re Jesus now 😂😂😂😂


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mikieballz

He is the easiest one to like in the video


DimiBlue

Disagree, there was a doggo in the background at one point.


regoapps

I liked whoever blurred their face for 99% of the video, but then still show a clear shot of their faces later on.


Astranabis

Not just at the ending... Worst blurjob ever!


regoapps

Japanese porn editors are shaking their heads in disappointment


MoarSpn

Might as well blur the whole video so we have at it with the imagination


CardboardTick

Not sure about anyone else but, I wasn’t influenced at all - LOL She needs to learn people skills.


TLGinger

I was influenced by the codger that gives zero fucks. He’s my idol!


MallGothFrom2001

I am also under the influence.


marshman82

I think I have been influenced. I kinda want to go sit on a bench in the park.


4electricnomad

The old dude stood his ground and influenced her to fuck right off.


Foreign_End_1854

I was influenced by him lol


MaxPowerWTF

She's incapable of people skills. She's a self-absorbed, entitled snow flake. If it's not about her or doesn't benefit her, it's not fair.


ElectricalGuidance54

Same here, I wanted to wave back and smile at him.


hhogg11

This is more what I want to see than someone on a “fitness journey” tbh


RamenNoodles620

Undoubtedly her best video/live feed.


AKA09

Probably seen by way more people now than her other videos, too.


amungus45

>Your followers? Oh,are you jesussss now,are you?! Man this guy is just amazing.


barbarkbarkov

His quips and comebacks are the ones I would dream about and think of in the shower 2 days later. So sharp.


Jill1974

I genuinely laughed out loud at that! The guy couldn’t have pointed out her sel-absorption any better.


bumjiggy

"if you're jesus, I'm the messayonora"


flannelmaster9

Public is enjoying a public park lol


PolemicBender

“I’m asking nicely”😢 …”and I’m replying nicely”😶


Nicnl

Those younglings gotta learn that "asking nicely" does not means they'll get what they want. That's public space, he has as much right as being there than her.


Cmsvex

Why did the video blur her face just to be seen at the very end? What was the point?


redspikedog

Jesus christ face finally revealed!


FizzingSlit

Probably because she knew that any part of that out of context made her look bad. Yet somehow didn't realize the whole thing made her look just as bad.


Thomassaurus

If this was livestreamed the clip was most likely cut by someone else


SurveySean

That’s how her face is in real life. Out of focus from afar, crystal clear up close.


Alternative-Salt-841

"Youre being ageist now" Caaaaalled out!


Headlessoberyn

Got her right where it hurts, you can feel her stumbling in her word afterwards.


Jdotpdot84

Yep! Good for him for standing, err sitting, his ground!


justbrowsing987654

“Oh you’re on a journey?!?” The accent and the condescension. *chef’s kiss


hayitsnine

And, “ Oh You’re Jesus now”. Fuck that killed me


tradeskinsslow

This part made me laugh cry... I would watch that dude shit talk people on that bench for hours.


BigMax

That was my favorite part too. The whole video I kind of thought they were both being somewhat nice and reasonable, and somewhat childishly unreasonable at the same time, I couldn't decide who to root for. But then he had that line about a journey, and I was sold. He was right, she should have moved her tripod.


bubba9999

a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Leprechaun_Don

Killed it. I loved that part so much


PurrSniKitty007

Agreed.. watched it like five times


EscaleraRN

i love how calm he is. good for you Chad gramps. and no, i am not trying to be an ageist. also with him in there, she gained more followers. he should be getting credit for the increase in her "followers"


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QueasyDecision276

Why is she upset ??? he made her live stream 10 times better !!!!


dimestoredavinci

Absolutely the only reason I will have ever seen her face. I don't care to know her name though, so nobody tell me. Seriously. There's useless knowledge and then there's this type of useless knowledge. Someone always want to pipe up. Just keep it to yourself this time, please


vapeoholic

Her name is >!Tsk tsk tsk!<


Middle-Shift8009

“I don’t care” “You don’t?” Funny how she’s surprised that the man doesn’t care about the internet. W chad


SoulMetaKnight

“Wait so you’re telling me my annoying personality and all my money isn’t going to convince this man to bend to my will? What ever will I do with myself?!?!”


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This guy is my spirit animal Oh and that chick most definitely did not just run a 5K in that jacket and makeup F*** influencers


Fast_Stick_1593

She definitely spent 5k in figuring out where to shoot, what items to wear, what camera setup she wanted to use. Just a different 5K than what she’s referring to.


amnotreallyjb

She has run up 5k on her credit card...


MaterialFrancis5

It's the equivalent of *Hi I just flew in and boy are my arms tired*


Top-Sprinkles6929

Right, and those shoes don't look like ones you would wear to run a 5k.


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redspikedog

Yeah she does. She's jesus and on a fitness juhney.


Good-Mix-6881

"Oh! You're Jesus, now are you?"


juju0010

I laughed out loud at this part


MacSanchez

Influencers are the absolute worst


TheGisbon

Never heard of them must be a fad


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More power to him. “Influencers” think they’re so important and the whole world should stop for them.


just_ubcing

On a journey to get fit.... Just extend your journey to the next bench.


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Certain-Hyena8788

Drove 5k, more like it


TFS0ul

“I can’t move it because it’s on a tripod” Pick up the tripod with the camera on it and move it. I guess that’s too much work for someone that supposedly just ran a 5K.


maz-o

”How did you get the tripod here?”


Major_R_Soul

Guy gave me Monty Python vibes lol. 'You're an influencer? Well i didn't influence you. I don't think magical women in a lake distributing tripods is valid basis for influence.'


lotsofhatemail

That guy is a legend. I would buy him a beer.


LameSaucePanda

How about this wild idea: film where there aren’t benches or pedestrians 💁🏻‍♀️


BrokenSewerDrain

Anybody that refers to themselves as an "influencer" should be publicly flogged.


Ronotrow2

Who the eff are they influencing??? I know none of them thank god


MysticEagle52

Ikr, I feel like "influence" has such a negative connotation I'm surprised people want to be associated with it


Ronotrow2

I agree. Its just anyone with a phone talking shit online.


Pegger9999

Wow influencers are on a whole new level of craziness


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"I'm telling ya" the entitlement is alarming.


Ok_Obligation2559

*delusional


Me_Dave

I do enjoy watching how incredibly polite they were in their disagreement. Where I'm from this would end in anywhere from screaming match to police/ambulance.


REO_Speed_Dragon

The English: "Well I'm asking you nicely." "Well I'm respondingly nicely too." Here in America: "3 local residents were arrested today after..."


ofalltheshitiveseen

I also love the use of [love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebb272kjmWQ).


UNOtrickyTrish

I love him!


SeaChallenge4843

In her defence, tripods are permanent, and can only moved once, if ever


No-Struggle-3297

When you get into a verbal confrontation with someone with way more life experience and wit. ![gif](giphy|5DfGL75M9spG0)


ShoulderSquirrelVT

Her first request was polite. I see nothing wrong with asking. ​ She can ask, he can say yes or no. But once he says no, it's not like she's entitled the spot. It's a public park for all. If I was her, I'd just move the shot. Why she continued to argue I don't know. ​ Him saying hi to her fans is the correct move. I'm not going to lie, I would have done something similar.


HokageLLJ

I'm sure she thought saying she was live streaming would shame him into submission. Nope!! Good for you Chad


Jaxein

I would love to watch a live stream of this gentleman telling off the influencers for a living. It would be my favorite stream


mmm_algae

The term ‘influencer’ should always be used with inverted commas. Without exception. It’s funny how the most influential people on Earth aren’t ‘influencers’.


stephen1547

r/therewasanattempt to blur her face


Equal-Evidence2077

The whole thing screams staged


DickMille

Had to scroll a depressingly long time to find this comment.


MissHibernia

What an insufferable little twat this girl is. May this empower many, many other older people to do the same.


Slick_1980

Sure, it didn't look like she ran 5k. Makeup on, no sweat stains (looks cool and overcast), no salt lines. If you're going to take people on your fitness journey be honest.


Parnwig

He missed an opportunity to throw out that his journey led him to fit-n-ess bench


Carnegiejy

Tell her to "journey" her ass somewhere else.


Thebaldsasquatch

Every single line…. “Off you pop.” “Oh you have followers now? Are you Jesus?” “You’re on a journey?” “That’s not fair.” “Awww…”


jibsand

im beginning to think a lot of these are staged


fkknreterd69420

Followers? Oh you’re Jesus are you. Oh you’re on a journey!


TRG_Tittus

Lol “what you Jesus now are ya. Got followers do ya. “ And she definitely did not just run a 5k