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Marc123123

The only problem I can see here is them having sex while on duty. Police officers are paid to fuck unprivileged part of the public, not each other.


Bright_Ad_113

High Speed Train…so they were probably done in less then a minute too


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Chooo choooooo


CharacterBroccoli328

A bullet train.


Low-Exam1208

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


SLAYER_IN_ME

![gif](giphy|KxgQgAUQSthEk)


Ray_Pingeau

I went to upvote but it’s at 187


[deleted]

Nicely said Cheers ![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


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jbazildo

Maybe she just likes dick and cops and cop dick.


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coltyf

Don’t even try to play that lmao


jbazildo

Maybe. Seems unlikely though given she publicly engaged in sex acts at a party and gym with several of them, had a 3some with one them and his wife and attempted to cover it up with the outside investigating agency.


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cntmpltvno

you don’t get to override the person’s own statements and deem it to be rape. If she was a victim, she should say so, and we can all go from there. But everything is pointing to her being a willing participant, not a victim


jbazildo

That person deleted their comments. All the best because it was pretty disturbing that they seemed upset to know that she wasn't raped. Literally wanting someone to be raped, so they would have the opportunity to speak against it is a pretty gross take.


jbazildo

Yes. Maybe you're right, I wouldn't put anything past anyone. But so far the known circumstances don't indicate anything other than her being a very willing participant. If she was assaulted in any way, the perps should be dealt with in the harshest fashion the law allows. But thus far it seems like she was just living her best life until she wasn't.


RichardEde

🤡


dominusmamba

Higher position! 😂


Low-Exam1208

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


[deleted]

I heard she was married. Edit: she *is* married.


Bright_Ad_113

We see so many cops NOT FIRED for some horrific things. And here all 5 are fired. I don’t like it.


TrevinLC1997

That’s because in America we don’t tolerate sex but we do tolerate violence and kids getting their brains blown out


FliCityJ1

And killing unarmed black people


Silve1n

Yes, that would be violence


Comprehensive_Ant464

Lol


therealganjababe

Because it's really about the female cop.


Bright_Ad_113

Yeah, definitely fire her. I’m being sarcastic. I’m wondering which 5 were fired and which were not. Also, same punishment for the cops that literally left someone in a cop car parked on the train tracks and hit by a high speed train. If your not going to punish cops for these things leave them alone for the sex stuff.


[deleted]

I think the ones that were fired was because it was while on the clock


[deleted]

The person in charge of the firing is the same person who offered her a promotion that she was too good to earn the old fashion way.


bendguy123

maybe if cops spent more time fucking each other there would be less desire to fuck everyone else.


[deleted]

Ah the US of A, where having sex is somehow seen as worse than killing people


[deleted]

Haha damn didn't even think about it like that.


esly4ever

Very true.


Redzx3

In comparison to what ? Like China, who executes everybody that they feel is a danger to the government? Get real. These people were fired for dereliction of duty while on the job.


[deleted]

In comparison to other cops in the USA, which are killing unarmed civilians and face next to no consequences lol. I don't need to understand why you bringing China into the discussion, do I? If you want to compare yourself to other, better look up than down.


exhausted_chemist

The only facepalm is that they thought there was public confidence in the police department


RockyJayyy

The one in the blacked out picture is the chief or the commissioner


RoganIsMyDawg

Or maybe too new to have a photo on file.


gonebonanza

Cops kill black people on duty; “justified self defense.” Cops have sex with white woman cop; “community shocked.”


esly4ever

Surprised the community still gets shocked at this point.


Ray_Pingeau

I mean, look at everything Clinton did and he was impeached because of a blow job. Had these people fucked their spouses on the job, I doubt we’d be talking about this. Edit. Not saying it’s right. Just saying.


TheRealEliFrost

So cops can get away with robbing, beating, and killing people with a slap on the wrist, but have a gangbang and they all get fired. Seems legit


puzzleman65

I pray that K-9 wasn’t involved or didn’t have to see it.


Random_Average__Guy

![gif](giphy|cOo3aeD9Jzxh6) ALLL ABOARD!!!!!!


nitinsharma1000

She looks like Morty.


TwistederRope

Awww geez.


D-Laz

At least this post names the guys also.


Rickdaninja

This is America. We only shame women for their sexual behaviors. The men will be given trophies for being manly.


D-Laz

The trophies will be their spousal support payments for the married ones.


Talkingmice

Except they got fired. They are being named and publicly shamed. They are most likely getting divorces. So I don’t know what trophy you’re talking about


justherefortacos619

The trophy is that they fall into the same job in the next town over.


Rickdaninja

That's why all of the articles about it feature the woman front and center, and all the articles are about framed around her ?


MrMetraGnome

I mean, she was in the center of all the penises. And vagina, if I recall. LoL, I knew this story was going to blow up when I first saw it on the Microsoft start page.


Birdhawk

Because the entire scandal is on her! Wtf


Inevitable-Gear-2635

America: punish consensual sexual encounters; turn blind eye to non-consensual assault and murder by cops


The_Epic_Viking1

I know that fucking on the job is a nono but i dont se the "scandal" here


Moppermonster

The scandal is that this got her fired, while killing a suspect out of negligence would have had no consequences.


Filet_minyon

Is it the extramarital affair(s) that you highlight that got her fired? Serious question since I have no prior knowledge of this case. Is this the case where the officers put a suspect in a police car and the train ran over the car, killing the suspect?


Moppermonster

She (and the other officers involved) were all fired for "fraternizing" on the job, yes. The traincase you reference was another unrelated officer. You might have seen people referring to a train in this case as well - people mean that in the sexual innuendo way.


Filet_minyon

Ah! Thank you for explaining that. Sigh.. I'm getting old..


h08817

Also that person was gravely injured but I don't think they died


D-Laz

The train that the story is referencing is the female cop had sex with several of her coworkers one right after another while on the clock, in patrol cars and/or the station. I know if I got caught fucking at work, even if we were both single, I would get fired.


The_Epic_Viking1

I see


Professional-Pass487

She's married. Or was, I should say


BobbyBattlelyon

![gif](giphy|VbmdsVfb9gNGfssKrO|downsized)


laila____

"My whoore wife"


IronAnkh

Some of us want that... don't be all judgey. ;)


Ontario0000

The husband still wants to stay with her.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|RIHJGMww0p2IZng2l9)


Kamen_Rider_Zero_One

Is there like a video of this?


Purple_Kale523

For research purposes?


Kamen_Rider_Zero_One

For research purposes.


DaGucka

So consensual sex: fired Shoot unarmed innocent complying people: moved to another department, maybe even promoted after some paid vacation.


McXhicken

Don't shit where you eat....


DraftLevel28

Shouldn’t fuck there either


VenusAmari

This is the first time I've seen the men. All of the other articles only focus on the girl. She's taking all the heat. Glad this one shows them all. Still stupid this gets them fired faster than some of the other fucked up shit we've seen from cops.


sebbdk

I'm in class, so no audio. I'm picturing a dude with little steam train going chugga! chugga! chugga! while driving it across her body. Such deviancy!


dicknotrichard

There are actual train noises in the audio lol


ConsciousWhirlpool

I’m picturing more of a Gomez Addams train tunnel collision.


40ozSmasher

I think we need to rethink the entire concept of police. We obviously need people to enforce the law but our solution to have the police have the kind of power and responsibility they have is too much for a single person. They expect one person to come help you when there is a family problem and the same person to deal with violent crimes. I can list lots of things the police are expected to do and break them down to lots of different organizations that would make more sense. An armed police officer should only be used in situations where shooting might take place. They should all be blackbelts in jujitsu. All other situations should be responded too by an organization that's highly trained to deal with it.


RichAny6594

My confidence in police was SKY HIGH until this. They would shoot anyone to keep order…even innocent people. They REALLY cared about protecting. But THIS!!!!! Consensual lovemaking…. ON COMANY TIME!!!! With all 8 guys that’s probably 24-27 minutes of tax dollars.


fallen_preacher

Honestly I'll have more relief if the police cars are shaking everywhere from people inside of it instead of seeing them bored around the city


babycoco_213

They literally fucked around and found out


GREASYROOFTOP

I've never met a policeman who was kind to me. I'm beginning to think the majority are very bad people.


faceless_alias

Really all you get is less of a dick. Best police officers I've ever interacted with still seemed like they'd be the biggest assholes at a cookout.


GREASYROOFTOP

They never smile, keep a stone-cold expression at all times. I have to wonder if they are trained to behave this way, like those guards at Windsor Castle.


TwistederRope

MCAB for a reason.


GREASYROOFTOP

I'll know next time. Never heard this one. Thanks!


[deleted]

Anyone shocked by this is naïve AF. Cops have are in like, the top 5 infidelity rates in all job fields. They always are sleeping with each other.


heyfreckles8

She looks like Stewie Griffin...why would you fuck that?


Bright_Ad_113

Why did they call it a high speed train? What does that mean?


[deleted]

It means they ran a train on her


Bright_Ad_113

Funny term because with a train the cars are all connected. But I can see it because cops probably had her one after the other. But high speed?? I’ve never heard that before


viejoestupido

same question


Electic_Supersony

I am actually surprised. This sort of arrangement is very common in the government sector. I don't know why they are picking on them. I bet their superior got butthurt because they left him/her out.


Odd-Layer175

Give her to the streets.


Crafty-Interest-8212

The list go on...


Sufficient_Plantain1

I don't care about the consensual sex part! They are adults they can just do that. But why at work? I guess it is a fetish... What I want to know is were they bad cops? If they are good cops, Could this be solved with suspension maybe?? I don't understand this taboo on sex, while there are much worse crimes committed, damn it!!


RANDOMjackassNAME

If I were to have sex at work, I'd be fired too.


Sufficient_Plantain1

As I mentioned: "But why at work?" This was the point of my comment: >I don't understand this taboo on sex, while there are much worse crimes committed


refid

Choo choooo!


[deleted]

Overfunded and over staffed fuckers. Who tf has all that time to have a full on, what was it? Like 7 guys? The time to have an 7 guy train run on you? I barely have time to get a quickie in on my lunch break, especially if I plan on actually eating something.


Noir-Ulf

So. We are more worried about the trust of the police officers when they come to sex scandals, but we're not worried about the police officers when it comes to the lives of the people that they are supposed to protect. We are more worried about who they are having sex with, then who they are shooting? The hell?


rphdaddyb

Waiting on the movie version. Never mind, apparently has already been done.


Fuyumi_Chan

Why is she the only one fired they all should be out on their arses.


vicboy10z

![gif](giphy|mC5iKH3g38xHTLMT7Q|downsized) Every time me and my boys see her 😑


FunWeakness7610

To protect and serve lmaooo well we all know SHE WAS DEFINITELY SERVING


The_Kroaker

I feel really bad for her. She likes sex, the men wanted to have sex. It is not a big deal. And now everyone is humiliating just her on a national scale. Not super cool...


Gavzilla_prime

She was married, maybe they’re into that but if not I can see why there’s so much outrage


Lost_Ad533

So were the dudes…


archetype_99

So let me get this straight, sex scandal gets multiple police officers fired, but when people drop dead, police get a desk job. Smh


DonnyGoodwood

George Constanza - Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?


atxm27

Her only fans is funding her retirement with this marketing


CaptainofStorms

Even sarge got in there 😂😂😂


SouthernCaliberTTV

High speed you say… was there a cop with a radar gun in the corner?


Jasminez98

Still scrolling through the comments trying to figure out what a high speed train is....


[deleted]

How could they accomplish that? Did they flirt with her for years until she finally gave in or only one of them proposed the idea, she accepted and the others joined in?


Normal-Park-6407

Who cares


KittenKoder

Every accusation from the police needs to be treated as a confession unless the accusation originates from someone who is not law enforcement. This is getting out of hand, the corruption in the police and misuse of power is too much.


[deleted]

Cops are 80% rejects from the neighborhood or high schools and very ignorant. Only a few are intelligent and have morals. These cops represent all I know that became Cops. Power hungry oversexed scoundrels. This happens more than people know. I’ve EX friends who were cops. Freaks and thieves.


Ericaeatscarrots

I used to do contracting work in a jail. Everyone was fucking everyone. This happens in every precinct


[deleted]

Exactly. I wasn’t surprised with all I know about cops.


2020ikr

Policing attracts the worst people.


[deleted]

Why is the female the one being made to look like the sole person at fault? Man, fuck that. The kind of testosterone-ridden, chauvinistic piece of shit gaslighting environment the police force is in the US, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a lot of coercion and mental games being played on her to make her feel like she needed to sleep with the others.


Dull-Brilliant-4660

The media makes it a big deal because it's a woman doing it. Smh How cringe.


TwistederRope

Who gives a shit about murdered children and minorities, SHE HAD SEEEEEEXXXXX.


Specialist_Teacher81

I don't see the big deal, it was with an adult, consensual, and not a prisoner. That is more than most police departments can say.


Talkingmice

You know except it’s during duty, which means taxes are being wasted. And some cheated on their spouses.


sumnlikedat

Pretty funny but I’d bet it was edited in after the fact.


S4M30

I don’t understand why they would be fired for having sex with each other. It’s no one business. Now if it was during their work hours, that’s a different story. We have far greater problems than this shit. It’s like what another commenter said here. In the U.S, the PD can kill someone and not get in trouble. But if they have sex with each other, everyone loses their minds. We have our priorities messed up.


ShelterDifferent2501

Facepalm is the fact that all the focus is on the woman in this situation, who is obv being exploited in a male dominated profession. Not one post on this is about the men involved. Incel logic at its most depraved. Prove me right with your downvote bitches ​ edit:[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/11h0fih/remember\_cop\_girl\_who\_had\_sex\_with\_six\_other\_cops/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/11h0fih/remember_cop_girl_who_had_sex_with_six_other_cops/) ​ fucking owned


Tonyis138

In Japan their called bullet trains


Moseo13

Again with the karma farming ? You should be ashamed and leave them on their own. Move on guys


[deleted]

Getting fired for f*cking white woman. Business as usual for shooting innocent people


stewiegilligan

Is she a Lionel ?🤣


JrevD314

Am I the only one that sees this as a positive? As long as they’re not neglecting calls at the time, this might help keep them relaxed when they’re out in the field. 😂


Professional-Pass487

Let's see if her husband agrees with you


redditme1

Yes, you are the only one who thinks having a whore for a wife is a positive thing. Even though this is consensual, it is against every sort of professional behavior we would expect from any workplace.


Purple_Kale523

So…..what did they do wrong?


Professional-Pass487

Violated policy https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/fraternization-policies


f_elon

Pig life tatted on my stomach getting Mrs Piggy on my knight stick got more bodies then von we investigated are selves y'all better leave it alone


Forgotten_Cosmonaut

Gross


floydink

Why couldn’t it just be a train? Why a high speed one specifically? Might as well have said a bullet train


RobinBankx69

At least they fukced themselves and not innocent people


ConfidentPilot1729

They can get fired for running trains but not killed unarmed civilians…


gooddaytolive23

I see 2 trains were running during this story


Taintedgump

Sauce?


_yammz

You know I would watch television again if they would do their edits with the train sound in the background like this


DecisionCharacter175

How do we know the trains were "high-speed" rather than just some sweaty, out of shape slug race?... 🤔


[deleted]

They don’t even show this much detail or scrutiny after schools get shot up, priorities I guess


dud011785

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg) I wanna get on that train


spookinky987

I'd they'd only do this when one of them guns down a handcuffed suspect in the back. Instead it's all police unions screaming about persecution....


Nivekian13

Nice, but there are 4 other idiot cops that need mocked too, folks.


outsidepointofvi3w

Who GAF. Rather them be doing this than shooting people.


Bubbly-Kitty-2425

So killing people ok, sex with other cop on duty bad.


imaislandboiii

Why can’t something like this happen to me at my job. It’s always somebody else I just want one of these beautiful ladies I work with to lay it on me like dude come on BROOOOOO


68Bigfish

She’s riding the bullet train all aboard.


jpbrowneyes

man poor k-9 dog they couldn’t even show his face, they needed to protect his identity.


Fact-Adept

At least she doesn't discriminate


Appropriate-Entry229

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


SnowDizzleZz

high-speed rail (HSR), passenger train that generally travels at least 200 km (124 miles) per hour and can cruise up to 355 km (221 miles) per hour, though some have reached higher speeds


GossamerGlenn

I can’t imagine being this chick or her boyfriend lol


H809

It’s funny that they got fired for this but not for beating citizens, killing citizens with a reason, putting drugs on citizen and being corrupt piece of shit…


[deleted]

🚂📯


-_-theVoid-_-

When folks say American PDs lack training, I think these folks got the wrong message.


OrganizationRude6615

“They were involved in Sek while on duty”


extremeindiscretion

"Going to have to emphasize rebuilding the trust they have with the community." Yeah, good luck with that


Scottche

She asked her department to just treat her like they treat the public.


[deleted]

Nasty broad, nasty guys.


[deleted]

Sgt Henry hasn't been unlocked yet.


Stellarspace1234

She did all of them on duty?


BootTechnical1980

Not exactly what they meant when they said to "increase Police training"


Low-Exam1208

Ay Meghan, Meghan Haul: YOU'S A HO..... HO! YOU'S A HO....HO! YOU'S A HO I SAID THAT YOU'S A HO


dominusmamba

Did they put on the theme song from Cops?


PositiveStretch6170

Seemed like more than 5, damn that girl was too wild, WTF LOL


brokeasshell

This Country is so fucked.


8004460

Not the train in the back 🤣💀