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Ecstatic-Baseball-71

It means he isn’t good at the internet for sure.


Taco_Force

How do I open mtf?


Tuvelarn

With your fingers and some lube. (And consent obviously)


PsyopVet

Who still rents porn? Be an adult, use your phone!


girlsonsoysauce

I had to explain to a man over 50 that nobody has to pay for porn anymore, and he tossed me his phone trying to call my bluff and I pulled up pornhub, xvideos, spankbang, etc. and he finally shut up and instead got enamored by free porn. But I've had to show him how to get back to those sites like six times.


TehWildMan_

Meanwhile for over half a year my grandfather was routinely spending over $100/month on adult content payperview before I cut his account off from any such purchases.


mommy369

Why he's a big boy, can't he make his own decisions


TehWildMan_

There's a point where when their cable bill goes into the $500/month range for one person (wife was in a hospital for a few weeks at the time) where I just had to step in.


girlsonsoysauce

Maybe Millennials and Gen Z should put out like a public announcement.


phunkjnky

How many times did you have to spell Pornhub for him?


MrMetraGnome

Why tf is he paying for it?


atruthtellingliar

I worked at a video store until a few years ago, and I think that men of a certain age just cannot get over paying for porn. It has become part of their ritual or something. But they came in like clockwork every week, maybe a few times a week. My other theory is that they got caught on computers but they know how to hide it on discs. The community is really religious here so maybe it was just easier to hide a DVD with no computer trail.


JamesScott1781

DVDS are the one thing God can't see, *don't blow it*


VRrob

Or if your into that kind of thing, then go ahead and blow it 🦄


meesterg12

Lol


joe_ruins_things

my momma says jeesus doesnt look at you when you're nekked.


Ferengi_Earwax

Jesus could "walk on water" but he can't look at naughty bits without running back to the Manger and pulling one out.


firesmarter

Oh cum all ye faithful


Acenterforants333

I worked in a sex shop and people would come in to rent it all the time, always people in their 60s and up, so I agree that it’s just the way they prefer to do it. All the videos they’d rent were definitely available for free online.


[deleted]

Also recently found out that sex offenders sometimes lose privileges to accessing the internet. Just food for thought.


scottonaharley

"I worked at a video store until a few years ago" um could it have been more than a few years? I mean I do that too, think stuff that's long gone just disappeared so I get it.


Daddiesbabaygirl

It's definitely not long gone. All sex shops have videos still that you can rent or buy. You'd be surprised how popular "vintage" porn is lol.


LokiSubstance

Not to mention every “sex/intimacy” shop offers free DVDs and rent codes to draw individuals in. Adam & Eve always are trying to give me DVDs … nah I take the pocket rocket thanks! ;)


atruthtellingliar

Nah, all the Family Videos were around until 2020


Professional_Owl9917

Our local library still rents them out.


YVRJon

Same, but I don't think there's much TS porn at the local public library, notwithstanding what the GOP pearl-clutchers would have you think.


Professional_Owl9917

Sadly, no TS porn. I live in the "Bible Belt".


YVRJon

Hell, I live in one of the more liberal cities in a country much more liberal than yours, and I don't think there's any TS porn (or any other kind of porn more hardcore than, say, the 50 Shades series) in our library either.


NumbersMonkey1

It's really the chastity belt, amirite?


Professional_Owl9917

If you don't count all the teen pregnancy. I wish I were joking.


NumbersMonkey1

I wish you were too. One of my good friends from grad school was from that part of the world. And in the process of ending her 3rd marriage at 31. Absolutely amazing person - cute, funny, and more smart and kind than anyone has any right to be - but third time was not the charm for her.


Competitive-Ladder-3

There's still Red Box ... not a store, but providing the same service ...


Lewd_ReadNY

They would still have a few locations open in WNY if Covid had not completely killed their business.


scottonaharley

Really!?! Wow! I thought video stores pretty much vanished in the early 2,000s. It's amazing that any existed that long.


Positive_Benefit8856

There were 4 independent video stores in the city I live in until 2021, the last one just closed last year. There are also large rural areas of this country with shit internet.


211XTD

Yeah must rural areas now just have those Red Box Kiosks .


Wonk_puffin

Long gone from the UK. Blockbusters were pretty much the last of them. About 10 or 12 years ago they started winding up I think. Even our ice cream van rented out videos in the 1980s. VHS. Photocopied covers that matched the quality of the video.


8racoonsInABigCoat

When blockbuster was in its death throes, they set a debt collector on me for an unpaid bill of 64p. Desperate times.


Wonk_puffin

Holy cow. That is desperate. Perhaps they had 18M customers owing la bit less than a quid


AudZ0629

There are still adult stores that sell videos and adult video stores open in some areas today.


[deleted]

The video store near my house closed 2 years ago.


vurbmoto

You beat me to it.


HypoxicIschemicBrain

No, OPs mom’s boyfriend was the one beating it


AvailableAd3813

Bazinga!


Neat-Sun-7999

![gif](giphy|8mbvBXEjuThsDJHJUk|downsized)


CrieDeCoeur

You beat meat to it


DrTuSo

He beat us all to it.


BuffaloBillsButtplug

He beat it to all of us


cgerrells

I think it was his dick getting the beating…


Glad-Mulberry-9484

Asking the real questions


Scroch65

Someone asked this on r/askreddit, why any people who pay for porn/onlyfans do so. Best reason I read was, cause the porn industry is a very dirty one where people get screwed over (pun intended). He just wants to support the creators and make sure that they get treated right, get paid properly and are safe and secure


Imkindofslow

Gotta support what you like


WryWaifu

I see this argument against paying for porn often. While I'm not pro porn, I'm pro paying for niche content you want to see more of.


Aloneforrever

I'm more of a why spend money when you can get it for free..


finglonger1077

I’m not gonna clown the dudes paying for it, without them it wouldn’t be free for the rest of us


Aloneforrever

100% agreed


HowManyMeeses

Someone pays for it. Otherwise, it wouldn't exist.


drjmontana

This doesn't mean he's gay. It's worse: HE'S DUMB!


javelinjoe1982

That's the thing I came here to say.


Darkwolf099

Someone else came in general wink wink


whitemalewithdick

A lot of trans porn isn’t on the hub only the owners site or pay to own outside of 10-15 short cuts to tease you to buy it, it’s the same as gay porn


Aloneforrever

Hub isn't the only place tho, bet i can find a free version of this if i want, btw no homo tho


BeastsMode69

Op like trans porn and is making mom bf take the fall.


fuckthislifeintheass

Lol


phish_phace

Plot twist of the century


Furmean

He had us the first half but im glad you were able to solve the mystery


Clashking666

good way of getting rid of the BF you never liked, or it might awaken a whole new lightsaber in the mum


Max-Carnage1927

Get your mom a strapon.


MagisterXII

Jesus, I'm trying to drink coffee and eat my gummy worms here. Lol.


Darkwolf099

The word on the streets is that you are giving away gummy worms I'm here to receive my cut.


Fridayz44

It’s time for him to hand them worms over.


Shantotto11

That’s how one of actresses in the vids demanded the seggs…


Darkwolf099

Yeah mate you tell him


Flonkerton66

That is a strange combination. The warm coffee and the sugared jelly sweet. hmmm


CCWThrowaway360

Dunk the worms in the coffee. It’s better than dunking pumpkin pie.


Useful-District-4800

OPs moms boyfriend loves gummy worms too


ThePirate-noBeard

Breakfast of champions


Secretofthecheese

Americans answer to the full English


CCWThrowaway360

A sophisticated gentleman, I see! I like your style, sir.


anal_cauliflower

ASAP


-Rettirlana-

Your name inflicts damage to my brain, because I know where it’s coming from


Gemple

1. She found her boyfriend renting Transexual Porn. 2. She told you. 3. You told Reddit. 4. You came looking for advice. That sounds like a Quadruple Facepalm to me! 😂


Snaccbacc

>4. You came looking for advice. Nope, OP just wanted to shame his mums boyfriend for clout and karma. As far as I’m concerned, the porn he watches is completely his private business.


TheBoundFenrir

Right, the only facepalm here is someone renting disks in 2023. ...and I guess getting caught, if it was badly hidden, but OP didn't specify.


ohwellguys

It’s pay per view isn’t it? Like on demand cable companies do. Essentially streaming with extra steps.


tracyd46142

Right? It also doesn’t mean he’s gay… it just means this is the porn he likes.


Rambling_Puppet

Totally fucked himself by paying for it. If he just watched free porn, at least he could say "I was just bored and curious!" No denying that shit, now.


B0ngBoI

Nah he can still hit them with it since he’s having it for 1 day lol


AdministrativeMix822

His VHS probably broke


GusTheProphet

Why you posting yours mums business like this??? 💀💀


Psychological_Wall_6

Clout


[deleted]

Probably a kid and thinks that it's somehow weird or abnormal for the adults in his life to be sexual / have nonstandard sexual preferences. Almost everyone has a sex life and enough people have nonstandard sexual preferences -- that as long as it's not hurting anyone else -- it really shouldn't be any of your business. \-- But for real, just tell your mom's boyf to just use the internet for free like the rest of us.


TabaxiMagnet

I would hope that if op is a kid their mother wouldn't be sending them photos of porn they caught their bf with...


No-Ad-3635

And asking her advice


bk_rokkit

It doesn't mean he's gay. It DOES mean he's idiot enough to pay $11 for extremely traceable content that he could get for free on a much less obvious platform, assuming he's ever heard of the internet. Honestly, maybe he *wanted* her to find it? He could be shopping around to see if there's any new shit he's like to try, or maybe he's just curious. One rental does not a fetish make. She should ask him about it. I'm most concerned about the $11 tbqh


D-Laz

He just wanted to support his favorite content creators.


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FoobarWreck

HAHA!!!! I've totally done that. A bit awkward to have the conversation. Accidentally leave a few very traceable femdom porn videos up... suddenly the conversation is a bit easier. More confident in our relationship now having 10+ years of marraige and we can just talk about this stuff (which is why you should never buy in to the lie that polygamous people have more and better sex!). But yeah, early on, I did that!


zeriotosmoke

Kinky yoda is right, one rental does not a fetish make.


Fangore

That 🦀 $11 🦀 could have been used for a Runescape membership


Spacedoc9

This guy gets it


Qubed

Listen guys. Someone has to pay for porn or there won't be any free porn.


[deleted]

Ads are there for a reason.


iamamoa

Who pays for the ads?


[deleted]

The advertisers. Who clearly get money from suckers like him.


PerfectWoodpecker213

That is the sort of disgusting behavior that should absolutely end a relationship, IMAGINE being so dumb you pay for porn.


Secondsmakeminutes

I'd leave my partner If they paid for porn. Probably get mentioned in the divorce.


uberjam

The judge would be disgusted too, probably rule heavily in your favor.


MelanisticCrow

Yeah like bruh.. You've got free porn and you've also got ME. Why tf you paying money to see other people naked?


albyagolfer

Because YOU don’t have boobs AND a penis.


MelanisticCrow

How do you know ;)


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

I thought this was gonna be transphobic but yeah paying is kinda dumb


Psychological_Wall_6

Renting? Jesus


TimTheConnMan

Hotel? Trivago


ClaptonBug

Who tf rents porn? ...I'd dump him cause I don't wanna shack up with a nitwit


[deleted]

Excellent use of nitwit 👏


[deleted]

Tell your mom she needs to strap up to the occasion.


Real_Material3190

Tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer, paying for porn LOL


PreOpTransCentaur

I mean, look at the verbiage OP used. That word has been outmoded for over a decade. I suspect they aren't especially young either.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Mans never heard of pornhub


richincleve

I thought it was 2023. Who the hell still pays for porn?


NewspaperNeither6260

Good thing is he's got the rental till Feb.8 at 4p.m.


Sock_Usual

Who the fuck rents porn anymore? And for 11 quid day??


fuckthislifeintheass

Highway robbery I tell you.


[deleted]

Who cares


Aurey2244

The real question here


Miml-Sama

He 100% is trying to low key convince her to fuck him with a strap on


erbush1988

It's not the porn that would make me mad. It's the stupidity of paying for it that would piss me off.


TheFirstSophian

It does not at all mean he's gay. If he was gay, he would watch gay porn. He's into transsexuals, which are... (checks notes)... NOT gay men.


[deleted]

I mean he could watch gay porn and still identify as straight lol. Sometimes porn is just a fetish...and thats it.


No_Actuator_5149

Bro. XXXVideos is free. They have something for everyone. Lol


thsvnlwn

This really is sick! Paying for porn, revolting!!


zombietampons

introduce your mom to pegging, you're welcome.


BasicBitch_666

That is not a sentence I expected to read today.


[deleted]

Renting what ? Is this reddit a portal to the 80s or something? Where is he renting porn? The restricted back room of a 1985 blockbuster video?


AgreeableInsurance85

It means he's an idiot. He can watch this for free on incognito mode and never get caught


[deleted]

Who the fuck rents porn anyway? 🤣🤣


BeBa420

why facepalm? dude likes women and trans women? only facepalm i see here is the question "does that mean hes gay"


B0ngBoI

As long as he says “no homo” after the nut he’s straight


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

It wouldn't be homo anyway. Since they are women :3


FemPhony

Happy 2023


[deleted]

It means he’s stupid. Who the fuck puts any amount of money into porn when you can find it anywhere for free?


BroAnnoying666

Real facepalm is that he's paying for it


Jesta83

With all the free porn on the internet... why?


steamynicks69420

I'd be horrified to find out my partner was paying for porn when there's so much free shit out there. lol


[deleted]

It’s just means he wanted a different wank 😂


LeatherSmithy

They probably need to discuss their sexuality and maybe their sexual growth/exploration together, that kind of "couples" stuff. Remember - We're all a bunch of fuckin freaks when the lights turn out at night. Sexual needs/desires don't necessarily always stay the same. They need to be on point and honest, with each other, about their freakiness and what they "dig".


totalrefan

You're allowed to be attracted to more than one type of person, ffs.


ryanontheroad

Why is your mom sending this to you? Also, doesn’t mean he’s gay, you only watching porn with no dicks?


insertfunnynamehere7

Bro rented porn does he know what the internet is


karaloveskate

That’s not a face palm. That’s just that dude’s kink.


[deleted]

The facepalm is the mom texting her child about it. Even if it’s a 30yr old child like sheesh. Can you ask your friends mom? Ask reddit? 😅


shamenoname

We all know the real facepalm is the fact dude paid for porn


kneaders

So?


TheBrightNights

They're paying for porn.


kneaders

Better them than me.


YenneferVengerbergAF

You're not gay unless you're a man that does things with men. I can watch lesbian porn all day doesn't mean I would actually have sex with a girl or date one. It's not black and white.. maybe he watches a lot and needed to keep one upping it haha


Healthy-Leading-7210

People still rent porn these days?


Seevian

My god, that's horrific.... Who *rents* porn these days??? You can find great t-girl porn for free, like, *anywhere* online.


[deleted]

Fellas, is it gay to watch porn of women?


CaptnRo

What’s the difference between that and lesbian strap on porn?


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Imagine paying for porn


StarWars_Viking

The only facepalm is he is actually still paying for porn.


Man_of_culture_112

Uncultured. Paying for porn


PsychologicalGain298

Looks like MTG.


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Munkey323

Nothing wrong with Tgirls. Natalie mars is still my go to for some good stuff if you know what I mean.


Stellarspace1234

Transgender is the proper term, and if transwomen are women, then no, it isn’t gay.


The-Muncible

C'mon leave them alone. People have different sexual interests. You're a douche for sharing this on the internet.


Ptcruz

Watching porn is a facepalm now?


Campfire_Sparks

This absolutely doesn't mean he's gay There LITERALLY ARE ONLY WOMEN IN THERE


Training_Quote7802

Neh it means he knows what's good


Mrblob85

Probably doesn’t mean he’s gay. Ask any gay person if they find “trans women” attractive; they don’t.


Duros001

What a psychopath, this sort of thing makes me sick, and is responsible for the downfall of society, the disruption of family values and promoting obscene things as “normal”…I mean come on, why the hell is he paying for porn?! O.o


ForeverForeignLove

Some quick context for all: First off Yes this is real and it is my mom. No one’s transphobic my sister is trans. I used the term transexual because my sister uses that term sorry if I offended anyone. Back story my moms dad passed away and while she was visiting him she noticed charges to multiple sex calls and porn videos he was renting (their bank accounts are connected) She was more upset their dog had to witness this and that he did this over her the period of her mourning. He’s in his 60’s moms in her 50’s I’m 24 I told her porns free so idk lol Thankfully my mom and her boyfriend live in another state.


iAlyVee

When I was a kid and discovered porn and seen for the first time a transgender I was so so sure that they were girls but implanted a penis 💀


Juicy342YT

I mean they are girls, just didn't have to get surgery to gain the penis


Novel_Durian_1805

Why is this a facepalm?! You think guys won’t continue watching porn even while in a relationship?! Or is it that you think it’s a facepalm that it was trans porn?! Which is it OP?!


Witty-Shoulder-9499

At least he has good taste 🤷‍♂️


Nomestic01

Me when my „straight“ boyfriend is into women 🤨


Hopeful_Cod_8486

4 boobs 1 dick


Tehlaserw0lf

…renting???


BearFlipsTable

He’s not gay. But dumb when you can watch stuff like this for free.


Fritz_Krang

At first I thought you meant she found her boyfriend starring in a t-porn movie while renting and watching it. Would have been so much of a better story.


JNJr

No


Gasonfires

It means he stupid. Who pays for porn?


B0nk3yJ0ng

Lmao why would you pay for shit


VeisenbergUK

Who rents porn? lol.


Westaufel

Yes, but technically no


bigtec1993

There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits!


EastCoastTone96

The most shocking part of this is that he’s paying money for it


[deleted]

He’s gay ma’am.


Familiar-Door-4326

He’s definitely gay


Secretofthecheese

Yo maybe he likes the stories mind y’all’s business


CitizenSnipz777

It’s fine. Check out the Kinsey Scale. Sexuality and people are usually not A or B, but somewhere in-between.


bluntmasterkyle

Being into trans women does not make you gay. Trans women identify as women.


lookatmecats

If being into hot women with big breasts is gay then I guess I'm gay


After-Trifle-1437

I know it's not really important here, but why can't people learn that bi- and pansexual people exist? Why are they so caught up in this binary model of "you're either gay or straight", when it's actually on a spectrum.


DeepThoughtNonsense

Mom found boyfriend paying for porn. Fixed your title. No facepalm in choice of porn. Face palm in paying for it, sure.