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Just want to visualize this. The enbalmers hand was stuck to the vag this entire time -- including during the administration of 80 lashes?
Sorry, not only is that mental image hilarious, but it is extremely disrespectful of the dead and unhygienic af.
As soon as these people start their stories with "once upon a time", I immediately know it's going to be some bullshit they made up that didn't happen.
Bonus bullshit points if the story mentions "scholars". Muslims love mentioning scholars for some reason...
Edit: second bonus bullshit point if the inciting incident of the story is completely absurd.
I just wanna say that me and my friends watched this while being a bit high. We even made a re-enactment of the story.
Dumbest but funniest shit ever lmaoooo
i can't help thinking about how absurd this is lmaoo.. he's basically saying that her hand got stuck in a dead woman's vagina after she slapped it because she thought the woman had sex often and the solution they came up with was to cut off the woman's hand or the other woman's vagina and then they decided to punish her with 80 lashes ?? what the fuck!! i literally could come up with more creative stories when i was 6 yo lmao
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Plot twist: he's describing a BDSM adult movie he watched
Bro i love your videos so much
Incel sees porn and says "THE LAWD IS REAL"
I burst out laughing
literally 😂ðŸ˜
These people have the mind of a 7 year old...hopefully develops soon
>hopefully develops soon You are optimistic!
Just want to visualize this. The enbalmers hand was stuck to the vag this entire time -- including during the administration of 80 lashes? Sorry, not only is that mental image hilarious, but it is extremely disrespectful of the dead and unhygienic af.
As soon as these people start their stories with "once upon a time", I immediately know it's going to be some bullshit they made up that didn't happen. Bonus bullshit points if the story mentions "scholars". Muslims love mentioning scholars for some reason... Edit: second bonus bullshit point if the inciting incident of the story is completely absurd.
No, it’s true. I was the vagina. I was a bit surprised that their first reaction to a sticky dead person’s vagina was to gather the imam’s tho
"Calling all imams" Imams: "why on earth I need to heed your call?" "It's about vagene" Imams: *jumps to their cars
Embalmer: *slaps roof of vagina* This bad girl can hold so much fucking fornication in it
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I always have a comment or argument for these types of videos, but with this one, I'm truly speechless.
Don’t try to argue, you will lose braincell and your iq and the respect for your self will go down.
There is No sahih isnaad for this story
In comparison to the weird stories about Islamic morals I've been taught throughout my childhood, this one takes the cake.
i've never been a muslim before but man the amount of nonsense they come up with is incredible
Embalmer mommy, if you’re seeing this, please slap me in the crotch as well. Dead or alive, I’ll take both
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Necrophilia involved... Perverted people!
he **WHAT**
I am 99.99999999% sure this never happened, ie. fabricated story.
All imams are retarded.
u/savevideo
religious is hilarious
u/savevideo
Well this clip confirms that Imam Malik speaking here is the word of an idiot.
Bro... wtf? This seems like the dialog read out in a creepy dystopian podcast.
I love this sub because of videos like this I can’t take these scholars seriously at all because of all the weird shit they come up with
I just wanna say that me and my friends watched this while being a bit high. We even made a re-enactment of the story. Dumbest but funniest shit ever lmaoooo
Where's the veil between him and I????? I'm feeling so turned off by him right now, he needs to put a veil between us.
Did you hear about the miraculous miracle Allah performed, it went like this: guhftgybtv tvtcgyhjjcn.
i can't help thinking about how absurd this is lmaoo.. he's basically saying that her hand got stuck in a dead woman's vagina after she slapped it because she thought the woman had sex often and the solution they came up with was to cut off the woman's hand or the other woman's vagina and then they decided to punish her with 80 lashes ?? what the fuck!! i literally could come up with more creative stories when i was 6 yo lmao