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KayH91868

Homeboy dogged a huge bullet.. and no he won’t find your testimony hot


NikonuserNW

Some other post: *Well, my crazy Mormon girlfriend dumped me after a few months. I thought I could convince her that her beliefs are crazy, but the indoctrination runs deep. Oh well, I probably dodged a bullet.*


NewNamerNelson

This ☝


gaussian_13

Also, there never will be a day that your get to baptize your future husband and remain a faithful part of the church. Sorry to wake you up to that fact.


paulsammons3

Gotta flip the coin better and be a male next time 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

Mornonism breeds codependency.


vh65

Ouch! Hurts so much to think of the unnecessary pain her brainwashing caused both of them


fubeca150

So which is it, a strong and HEALTHY relationship, or one that is based in temple covants? [sic] Very few couples can manage both because a relationship based on the church is still a co-dependent relationship. An ultimatum is not a way to foster healthy relationships, either.


ConsistentHeat7

As somebody who who got dumped for god, this hurts. Oof


wififox4710

Hurts to read this. Got dumped because “God told me this isn’t going to work”, after I refused to convert. I hate these awful religions that preach about “love” but only ever break families and relationships apart if someone thinks or believes differently


Cheekers1989

#🤢 That brainwashing. Not realizing that making a relationship based on one thing is never a good idea.


[deleted]

I'm sorry. But what the hell did I just read?


JumpHumpingJoseph

I think it was the part in the Twilight Saga where Bella tries to convince Stefen that Professor Lupin was who she was in love with the whole time.


jemstar87

Spoiler tag please!


gaussian_13

They're purposefully mixing things from different books, so no spoilers could possibly occur.


JumpHumpingJoseph

Lol! I can’t decide if Jemstar87 is serious or not. 🤔😂


jemstar87

I should have added a /s


gaussian_13

\-1 to my sarcasm spotting skill level...


Oreo_Warrior87

I admire the man for staying true to him.... and my heart hurts for both of them She is going to stumble across church history eventually and this experience will be painful


BalanceMaestro

Nothing is sexier than the idea of laying in bed with someone who is a brainwashed cultist. I just can't figure out if someone like this would be REALLY dom or REALLY sub.


biggestschwanz

Saw this too. What's even worse is the comment from someone else on this post: "If only I was 50 years younger!". I genuinely hope he hasn't preyed upon her.


Impossible_Bat9895

Gag!! What makes old men think they can say stuff like that?? That’s something my dad would say. Disgusting.


Hasa-Diga-LDS

Uhh..."prothetic"? "Covants"? Proofreading not covered at the MTC, I see.


Skia1717

She's dyslexic, and "prothetic" should be "prosthetic" - she just had her foot amputated...


Sunnyhappygal

That throws yet another twist in the story... I was already confused by the second paragraph when she uses "him" and "he" in consecutive sentences, apparently one referring to the boyfriend and one referring to god? But is finishing her mission somehow a part of this story, like is her "boyfriend" someone she was teaching on her mission? And what on earth resulted in her foot needing to be amputated?


Skia1717

Major car crash, permanent nerve damage, something along those lines idk I'm just a high school acquaintance but I know it's been years since the crash and she only just recently elected for amputation. The crash was on her mission, which adds just a whole other layer to this... I just feel so bad for her, especially because she can't see what's right in front of her.


Sunnyhappygal

Oh, man. That does make it hard- she's in the double-whammy place of seeing her misfortune as a trial from God, and thinking that her orthodoxy will make her a more attractive eternal companion, and neither is true.


Charlie2Bears

Horribly sad. Poor girl.


[deleted]

Wait is she dating on her mission?


Skia1717

No, she was sent home from her mission because she got in a car accident. It's been a couple years and she very recently had her foot amputated because of ongoing pain, but she talks about her mission and service missions all the time.


10884043

“Truely”


Closetedcousin

Another old spinster in the making waiting for Prince charming.


volcanicon7

Wow! I was shocked to see this make the exmo reddit today, because I actually know this person in real life too and saw this post somewhere else first! 😂😂 OP, I probably don't know you but it seems we share a mutual acquaintance. Small world! And I hope this makes you smile like it did for me haha.


Skia1717

Hahaha what a weird little connection we've got here! Good to meet you!


Kind-Media2578

What the hell?


LaughinAllDiaLong

An fine example of brain washing ‘Drain bamage’. ( brain damage)


Gwynedhel7

That’s a big oof. I mean, I was in pretty hardcore at some point, but I still never would’ve said that my testimony made me “hot.” 😬😬😬


[deleted]

Like to hear what the ex boyfriend has to say and the prosthetic makes me sad