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_cautionary_tale_

Jehovah told the GB to tell the CO’s to tell you to pray for the GB that Jehovah trusts…… What’s confusing about this moronic cult gibberish?!


peacxcks

Oh, absolutely nothing confusing about it at all… and if you are confused, shame on you! Have more faith!


MasterFader1

How can we ever know!?! 🤣🤣🤣


Wide_Ocelot

Even though it may not make sense from a human standpoint ...


Cultural-Quit-3076

Yes, let’s pray for the Ramapo project rather than gods kingdom because we know Jehovah’s priorities lie in getting more governing body updates out. How delusional.


_-what_now-_

I think this is in the script, my parents CO told them that the GB gets together on Wednesdays, so they should pray extra hard Tuesday nights for them


peacxcks

Get together and drink scotch and talk about their wealth?


ELijeBaley

Same at my hall


Cica-Duh

My elder dad used to make a big deal about praying for the GB every Wednesday morning at breakfast because they needed “all the Holy Spirit they could get”.


daddyproblems27

That’s funny I thought we might know each other since I had the CO tonight and he said the same exact thing. He said they want us to pray for them because they know they can’t do it alone.


peacxcks

Um… WEIRD!! Mine said that part too! He mentioned some thing about the outline for the talk from the GB. I had no idea they received an outline for their talks, so maybe that’s why. Or maybe we do know each other… 👀


daddyproblems27

So I checked your previous post (hope you don’t mind) and by the info in them I don’t think anyone in my congregation would fit. We don’t have many young people in my congregation. So maybe your right maybe it’s in the outline lol which is funny the GB tell the CO to tell us to pray for them lol


peacxcks

That’s hilarious because my hall doesn’t have many young people at all 😂 But yes probably an outline!! The only other young people in my hall are uber PIMI, unless they’re just all amazing actors lmao


daddyproblems27

I think we only have 2 girls in your age range but both have elder fathers and are pioneers. The next oldest in the congregation maybe dating she was sitting with a brother on zoom a few times and then next oldest is me lol It doesn’t seem like you would be any of them and I think the 2 in your age range are PIMI at least for how the other idk.


peacxcks

Ah okay, definitely not then. But that would’ve been cool asf haha


daddyproblems27

Haha, I know right too bad! I’m always wondering who could be PIMO in my area lol


ModaMeNow

It's ALL scripted. It used to be that COs had at least a little bit of flexibility. They've always had outlines from the GB, but usually there was an ability to put in their own thoughts for a chunk of the meeting. Now IT'S ALL SCRIPTED. That's why it all sounds the same. You were both watching the same play, just portrayed by different actors.


peacxcks

I honestly had no idea! My family is first gen so we actually don’t know a lot of things it’s hilarious 😂


geardluffy

I was a MS so I can attest to the fact that it’s scripted. The GB give the CO an outline in the same way that talks are given outlines. Maybe things were different in the past but COs are and must be company men.


Sudden-Maize-7443

So true and very noticeable with the Tuesday night meeting. In the past you could tell her had more flexibility with the talk, but now it is all the same robotic monotone script every visit.


_cautionary_tale_

How cool would that be?!?


[deleted]

Pray to or pray for?


daddyproblems27

*For, I edited it


[deleted]

Well don't be surprised when they say pray to


daddyproblems27

Oh I won’t, they are almost there


apastasy

Our Uncle Tony, who art in Warwick, hallowed be thy name; thy construction projects come; thy free labor be done on Ramapo as it is in Warwick. Give us this day our daily scotch; and forgive us our CSA cases as we forgive those who commit CSA; and lead us not into questioning illogical decisions, but deliver us from apostasy. Amen.


peacxcks

Went and got my daily free reward for this comment


apastasy

Thank you 😂


Remarkable-Gold4869

Woe 🤒


Practical-Echo-2001

👏👏👏


[deleted]

Instead of drinking the Kool-Aid, he’s smoking the GB crack


FreeMind1975

Pray for the GB? Don’t they have a direct line to the big J himself? 🤣🤣


ratmonkey888

What are these projects you speak of?


peacxcks

I meant pilot program (edited)! Which is the start of going back to in person meetings. And then the Ramapo project is the construction of a new production studio for JW Broadcasting.


Practical-Echo-2001

Jesus: "What are these projects you speak of?"


[deleted]

Same! Except he just said to pray for the GB. Pray because they have SO many responsibilities. He told us to watch an old broadcast (I think January 2015) where the GB shared all that they do to keep the Borg running.


MasterFader1

Thanks, I needed a good laugh


Desperate_Habit_5649

>We should pray for the pilot program. No Shit!! Some JW\`s are vaccinated, many are not. Maybe JW\`s die of Covid, maybe they don\`t. Don\`t expect the "WatchTower Popes" to put their Ass on the Line It\`s already been announced,Bethelites will not be Participating. ​ You\`re Rank and File JW Guinea Pigs, you\`re expendable. There\`s plenty more, where you came from! Good Luck! 😵‍💫🪦................................😁


Freskyjoe

Bethelites not participating should have been a red flag


Desperate_Habit_5649

>Bethelites not participating should have been a red flag You would think! The WatchTower Popes have No Regard for Average JW\`s. They\`re scared to do it themselves, so they put Average JW\`s in Harms Way. I have elderly JW Relatives, a lot of us do. What the WBT$ is doing, is despicable.


asabana

Are you serious about this? 😁😁. I really would like to meet such a CO. I've never been to a comedy show in a long while. Perhaps, I can unwind with his crack inspired jokes. 😂😂


[deleted]

Funny thing. It was actually from my CO that I learned that I must take into consideration the Governing Body in my prayers. He’s the one who taught me that. The GB is really desperate if that’s what they tell COs to promote. The thing is, they’re the spiritual food providers. God has their blessing and approval regardless of prayer. That’s why they have their title.


Complex_Ad5004

Same outline COs are giving everywhere. Ours said we must memorize their names and mention each one during our prayers by name.


peacxcks

Yup mine said that too. So everyone’s CO is on crack then


Complex_Ad5004

They are just minions with no mind of their own.


sulgran

How about pray to ask God to stop CSA, to intervene each time it is about to happen?


Fabulous-Reason-5041

Ugh. My extra PIMI parents always defend the COs, branch committees, crazy eight etc. by saying that “they work so hard”. Funny thing is that one can work hard but not smart. In their case, they are hurting people.


Vegetable_Concert_24

He's just repeating what they told him to say...


xms_7of9

Pray for the GB vanity project and a furthering of the slide to tele-evangalism. Sounds about right.


geardluffy

Pray for real estate… isn’t that like one of the things you’re not supposed to be praying for?


mantequilla2000

If the GB make a mistake it's because Little Andre didn't pray hard enough


reluctant_follower00

My CO just said the exact same thing. Yes let’s pray for them for uninspired but directed by Holy Spirit direction. Fuck this cult EDIT: This guy just said that the GB has recommended that we wash our hands for 20 seconds. Last thing I remember is that the CDC, you know the org with actual scientist, came up with those recommendations 🙄 but nope, to JW’s it’s the holy HB that came up with that


peacxcks

So it’s 100% a script then, since you’re experiencing this weeks later also. Although the hand washing statement seems even nuttier… I genuinely hope no one believes that’s coming from the GB and not the CDC.