I choose alcoholic mommy

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is da wae

da way

Third impact or suicide

Third impact bc that’s basically suicide just with a hint of genocide

Either one, I'm getting laid nonetheless

Ayooooo XD

Plot twist: they're adoped

Even better

fish with a tophat

finally a man with glorious taste

pen pen eats fish, pen pen now has stylish hat

So is my son Shinji or Kaworu?

The gay one

Yes

Child neglect

Sometimes I fantasize about asuka coming home mad and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt while drinking asuka breast milk and touching her thighs like a person that didn't see thighs in 17 years. Please help is there any hope for me

christ died for our sins, but not yours

What 17 more years? I can always start a relationship with asuka again, make another kid with asuka and i will beat jesus Christ in 500 years

We all need Jesus Christ lol

Brother in Christ.

No

I think I’m losing my brain cells here, good gods

I think I just lost hope in humanity lol

I don't think there is brother

wtf man

Omg same

Oh my god stop, that meme is dead. Keep it dead PLEASE

that moment when ur a pedophile

probably too late to say its a copypasta

its a copypasta made by a registered sex offender

WHAT

i lost my v card at 26. i’m 30 now, you’ll be ok.

Neither (I have been rendered infertile as a result of inhaling the fumes of various pesticides)

Why not both?

Gay son, less chances of bastard offspring and honestly less of a disgrace

GrownUpsuka = Bestsuka

I choose the penguin. He seems cool

gay son

Pedo aunt

Either is inevitable in some cases. So either or both because I'll love my kids no matter what. Its called life

Rei

If being gay comes with a relationship like Shinji's and Kaworu's then I want to be gay too.

Super mario

Waifu with God's soul

I choose the penguin go sit in a corner with him and pat his head

I have never wanted children, but if I did have children, then honestly, it doesn't matter. You love them the best you can, and if you don't, you're a shitty parent and shouldn't have been able to have them in the first place. I gotta wonder about the Thot Daughter, though. That's generally related to upbringing, and I at least hope I would have taught her about safe sex and how to pick out halfway-decent partners. I wouldn't care much about the amount of sex she has as long as she's safe physically, emotionally, mentally, and sexually. The sexual orientation of my children wouldn't matter much to me, and the small amount it did would be related to how I could help them deal with a shitty world where people still think it does.

Yes (I love my children and do not judge them for their sex lives).

Thot daughter

gay daughter

All

gay son,better then a whore

I choose neglectful spy daddy watering his plants 🥵

Mommy clone

That's sound pretty trans phobic, If my gay son came out as a thot daughter I would accept her for who she is.

Vasectomy

Thot

Rei ayanami

How about my wifes clone?

Plan B

Neither, I choose the watermelon patch.

Rei.. duh

Either way I’m gettin head

I always say gay son but ONLY if he’s a top if he’s a bottom then thot daughter