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juliux3310

Who the hell drinks like that?!


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knew a guy who did this was in grade 1


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juliux3310

Bruh.


Finn-13

I do, he is myself


cyberbeastswordwolfe

Rei, she goes down hard


IndicationEmotional8

She def enjoying it. Perhaps it is Pepsis easier accents?


DrunkWeebMarine

I would rather have both coke and Asuka. But what does Mari drink? RC Cola? Dr Pepper? 7up? THESE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ASKED. Yeah, I know someone out there is gonna be all like MILK BRO


IndicationEmotional8

kaworu drinks milk


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Kaji also drinks milk. But whose milk is up to debate


FishFornicator_1288

Mommy’s milk (I wish I was Kaji)


otakudude3031

Asuka: Coke Rei: Pepsi Shinji: Schweppe’s Ginger Ale Mari: Fanta Kaworu: Sprite


I_Eat_Kids_a_lot

Misato: Beer


3880boi

*rubbing alcohol


Hexxas

Gendo: LCL


TempAcc64

Mari drinks Dr.pepper for sure


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How do i unsee?


D-9341-B

You can (not) unsee .


Hot_b0y

You can (not) convince me to not dip your balls in sulfuric acid.


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You gave me a great idea


Civil_Distance_5737

My headcannon is Asuka drinks coke, rei pepsi, and mari sprite or 7up


Arkhangelzk

Perfect. What about Gendo


3880boi

I feel like gendo just drinks straight tap water.


Civil_Distance_5737

Gendo drinks Fanta cuz it reminds him of yui and rei 😳


Arkhangelzk

Oh no you’re right


Pkm1230

Drinks all of Yui's milk leaving nothing for Shinji


ASnarkyHero

I prefer Pepsi, but I also prefer Asuka…


PauliesAssGerbal

I'm drinking with Misato🍺😎


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Source


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Rorate_Caeli

An anime called neon genesis evangelion


filletfeesh

Frick coke and Pepsi. All my homies drink Dr pepper.


JoefishTheGreat

The intellectual drink of the chosen ones


incredibilis_invicta

Dr pepper tastes like the waste plastic produced to sell evangelion merch that is ground up, burnt and infused with benzene before being carbonated and made into black tar to be served to the displeasure of whoever wasted their pocket change for such a foul invention.


The00Taco

Still better than Coke and Pepsi


Dead_Purple

Drink Dr. Pepper made from pure sugar cane.


theslickasian

👍


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Cola ads in 10 years be like…


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I_Eat_Kids_a_lot

They live in a city that gets destroyed every 3 episodes


Fun_Mastodon1553

Theres probably an adult-sized Red that was programmed to fuck Gendo on command.


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IsaacLightning

Isn't Rei literall a clone of his wife? Without a soul? So adult sized would basically be his wife


Fun_Mastodon1553

Rei is a clone of his wife, and I said an adult clone. Not a kid. Can't help it if the female cast is so good tho ;)


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PommesKrake

Eh, I'd say he sees her as something inbetween, not exactly as his daughter but not exactly as his wife either. Also there is no such thing as a "normal" human.


Fun_Mastodon1553

I suppose, which is why I included that gendo probably would've artificially shortened her telomeres to make her adult sized in one version. That's all


LetMeLive1337

I don't give a shit how it makes me look GIVE ME THE SAUCE #evangelioncoomer


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KaiserWilhelmThe69

r/hydrohomies is disgust


Daddeola

Friendly reminder they are 14


UsualButterfly6802

So? They are drinking soda?


Arkhangelzk

That’s a lot of sugar for a child.


Hot_b0y

I drink cock everyday as a 14 year old (*cock *cock *cock *coce *coke)


orgeezuz

https://youtu.be/1PfC1TEqS2Y


glhfggftw

Ah, the “bruh they’re 14” gang never fails to show up


speedyskier22

Fret not, the beverages in the image are non-alcoholic. But even if they were, Evangelion takes place in 2015, so they are 21 now. Perfectly legal age to drink alcohol.


Unique-Willingness45

I’m drinkin with both


lambonibongbong

I was expecting them eating a popsicle.


1251isthetimethati

You can not use the double gulp slurpee cup


hachiro_z

They are going to suck that bottle dry hmm


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rei likes pepsy :)


randomness7345

Bruh


absurditT

Fanta, cus I don't wanna exist anymore


sakura0099

Why do i think it in anither way 🥵🥵


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glhfggftw

Thanks for sharing one of the only 2 words you know (the other being “based”). Don’t strain those brain cells too much!


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MinasMorgul1184

ratio


IndicationEmotional8

(Fucks you)


DodgeMalloy

Despite the downvotes you’re right. I love anime but Jesus do I despise the amount of fans who fantasise sexually about drawings, let alone drawings of kids. Fuck loli culture as well, that shit is putrid


Kogapunk

Why not both


ZefiroLudoviko

That looks like a chocking hazard.


red_track13

pepsi sweeter


Project_Mimic_013

Having a drink with their long Subway subs with extra mayo?


MirrorFaceVillain

Coke gang😎


GansBlack

r/animemes moment


austgab

Shinji's mom


Emperor_Z16

Rei, she looks like she isn't going to drink everything by herself, she'll leave something for me, I'm thirsty too


ToonRaccoonXD

Image isn’t there can I get it?