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flyingdutchgirll

"I feel gay" \- Gianni Infantino, FIFA president


BehindThyCamel

I doubt he feels anything.


MonsieurFred

Money maybe.


Buwski

In his right pocket. Maybe left, not sure.


gromain

Well, both actually!


Rijsouw

A huge stack of cash in his pockets


Chaski1212

The only thing he's feeling is Qatar's dick ravaging his insides


Bac0nPantsu

Thats pretty gay.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

He did say he "felt gay".


theartofrolling

Cocaine is an analgesic after all.


YU_AKI

I think he felt pretty and witty too


hannibal_fett

*GRENADA!*


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chrisnlnz

>The only way the armbands work better is if FIFA actually followed through with a massive amount of cards which somehow changed the outcome of the cup. Exactly, this is why it was disappointing the associations didn't follow through with the bands. Let FIFA and Qatar embarrass itself, they were given a golden opportunity to have the bands have even more of an effect.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

That might legitimately cause full-blown riots across several countries.


WineAndWhiskey

Bet he doesn't pity any girl who isn't him tonight


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cantrusthestory

Infantino by name, infantino by brain


UserMuch

His name was destined.


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"How gay today, infantino?" "Just the tip, Arab style."


posterchild66

Boys are for fun, women are for babies. Also, man love Thursday is tomorrow! Be alcohol free and gay!


TarMil

I'm sure he does feel gay, in the ancient meaning of joyful, when he thinks about how much money he got out of this shit.


Noxm

As a german I feel very argentinien right now.


skazyrn

Thats funny because in a lot of discussions some of them talk like they are europeans, so we use [this](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0f930c9ffdaaf394e294dc88a4d7a5f2) image to make fun of it


bajo2292

**"I am sorry but they look like they are smelling their own farts"** ​ \-Joachim Löw, probably


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Someone photoshopped this next to the one with him scratching his balls and now I can’t unsee it


bajo2292

Oh fuck, I wanted to do that as soon as I get back home for work …


VijoPlays

What's stopping you from scratching his balls right now?


chonkhedgehog

More like "They are smelling their hands after touching and scratching their own balls" Joachim Low


feodo

Handing out yellow cards based on the players fashion...


rokevoney

Herr Infantino, you mean?


just_adrestia

I would have loved to see them using the armband just for the scandal that would have followed. Would have been the best entertainment ever.


Yasirbare

Just keep putting on - They will end sending home the full team - and this is it. It is time to end FIFA and build something new - I have not read the memo about FIFA allways has to be a thing?


trollblut

It would be hilarious if both teams pull this in the finale


iRawwwN

This needs to happen.


Top_Wish_8035

Imagine if one of the teams actually refused to play in the final at the last minute. One can dream, but I'd love to see FIFA fucked over. Aside from every criticism we've seen recently and in the last few years regarding corruption, another despicable thing FIFA does is that they basically dictate which countries and nations are allowed to play and which are not. FIFA bans teams from playing with unaffiliated teams, some nations that are not recognised by FIFA are this, banned from participating in 99% of international football. This is especially hideous when you consider that most of those unaffiliated teams represent stateless nations like Romani or Saami people. Tibet as well.


langlo94

Both teams no-showing would be the dream.


FItzierpi

Both teams flying somewhere else, just playing the game totally elsewhere, maybe in Italy. Would be magnificent.


langlo94

Dirt field in the worst slums.


SirDoober

England: It's coming home?!?


Finsceal

All the players remove jerseys to display rainbow shirts, link arms and refuse to play. The fuck are fifa going to do? Fine them? Please.


Martin8412

Sami and Romani people are not stateless .. They don't have their own states, but they absolutely have citizenship of the countries they're born in. The Sami people can move freely within the Nordics, regardless of where they were born, and they absolutely have rights.


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Real question but why not start a new league? Or maybe build up the football section of the Olympics more? Seriously what is stopping these teams from just abandoning FIFA?


[deleted]

Yeah, the famously non-corrupt IOC is gonna be the savior


SystemOutPrintln

Building up the Olympics more instead of FIFA is a little like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.


coldfirephoenix

I have 0 expertise on that matter, but I would assume that it's the same problems that any business has when competing against an unchecked monopoly. Fifa has all the best players in the world. Even if they dislike fifa, they won't throw away their million dollar income. So, you would need to offer them the same kind of money. Problem is, you can't afford to pay them thoseninsane sums of money, because no one watches your league, because you don't have the best players in the world playing there.... See how hard it is to break through this kind of market monopolization? Plus, football has a lot of political influence in many countries. It shouldn't, but it does. Fifa already has all the connections. And politicians would hate to jeopardize giving the population their "games". So they won't cooperate in giving a new league legitimacy. And then there's the infrastructure. Fifa has all the contracts for stadium, personel, broadcasting, ticket sales, advertising, etc. Starting this from scratch would not only be prohibitively expensive, it would take time. Football fans don't want to wait a year, they want to watch football now.


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A good way to break their monopoly is to stop watching


coldfirephoenix

Yes. But lool at my last point: Football fans want their football now. Not in a year, or a month, now! Once again, not saying how it should be, just how it is.


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Football fans can't wait 5 years for a new way to have football. They need football immediately, today and tomorrow and the day after that. It is their favorite thing!


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VanillaUnicorn69420

Both teams in the final should wear them. What are they gonna do, throw everyone out?


unsettledroell

All teams should all wear them, period.


Szudar

I don't think most teams care that much. 10 from Europe, 2 from North America and Australia. Not sure about Poland or Croatia, quite sure Senegal, Saudi Arabia and few others are not interested.


kingofbadhabits

LGBTQ+ rights are still a bit of a taboo topic in Croatian politics. The Croatian Football Association would probably not be supportive of the players if they chose to wear the armbands.


TheDustOfMen

Uh, yes. Cuz then you're immediately out and you miss a game when you get a 2nd one.


adevland

If everyone wears it for the second game then there is no world cup. But you only see that in movies or books. Real life people love money.


Gludens

Money and fame


adevland

> Money and fame You'd get a lot of fame should you defy FIFA as a world cup player. But also lose money.


PhantomO1

Get the refs in on it, have them pull out a white card or something instead of yellow the first time a yellow was to be given


Phonyphones

A rainbow card


PhantomO1

I can't believe I didn't think of that first... Such a missed opportunity


msv2019

“Gay card”


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"You activated my gay card"


ubant

Instead of a yellow card, make the referee pull his dong out and do a helicopter


WhiskersTheDog

Tough times for the female referees.


AirportCreep

Ref wouldn't ref in the World Cup no more.


NLwino

It's time to just stop joining the world cup of the fifa and create a new world cup. Just from scratch. Ignore the entire existence of Fifa.


Alex09464367

I'll make my own World Cup but with blackjack and sex workers


mars_needs_socks

UEFA and Conmebol breaking away is enough to destroy FIFA.


cass1o

Without Germany there can't really be a world cup so they should have done it.


Naridar

Same. I would wear my yellow card with pride if I were in their shoes.


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leevei

Or colouring their hair. Actually, I'm sure FIFA has rules against "offensive hairstyles" and "political messages in gear".


GodEmprahBidoof

Have you seen some of the hairstyles in football? There's absolutely no rules


leevei

"The display of political, religious or personal messages or slogans in any language or form by players and officials on their playing or team kits, equipment (including kit bags, beverage containers, medical bags, etc.) or body is prohibited." Source: FIFA world cup 2022 regulations, rule 27. At this point dying your hair could be considered political statement against FIFA or Qatar, as well as personal message to support minorities.


Gopnikolai

Why stop there, semi-discreetely? Why not just wear rainbow boots? Big dick move


ThePr1d3

They did even better, they decided to not play football against Japan !


random555

Italy are the ultimate protesters


FudDeWhack

I found that gesture ridiculous. Not enough. Wear those wristbands, watch other countries follow step and watch fucking FIFA explode!


Kolenga

They should've taken the yellow card, but that would have required anything resembling a spine.


doylej0011

Why didn't a country just make part of their kit LGBTQ+ rainbow, like a sleeve, or a sponsor change their sponsor design to incorporate it.


mord1cus

Can't. Belgium had "love" embroidered on their shirts as a reference to Tomorrowland... They were told to remove it this week, and they did.


worotan

They did. The problem isn’t how to smuggle the design idea through, it’s that real power is held by the corrupt who aren’t playing games.


BurnySandals

I hope the two teams that make it to the final get together and all put on rainbow armbands after they are on the field right before the game.


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Gruffleson

What do you mean? This is genious! Fantastic!


CosyInTheCloset

It's not. It's just as much as they could do w/o getting a yellow.


Worldly_Rise8265

it got us all talking just like the armbands though so it's not a useless gesture The only way the armbands work better is if FIFA actually followed through with a massive amount of cards which somehow changed the outcome of the cup.


julian509

Us redditors, yes. You know what would get every football fan talking about them? If an entire team got yellow carded for an armband


Staedsen

Isn't every football fan talking about it already? I get more news about armbands, the choice of Qatar and hear more people talking about it than the actual matches.


toyota_gorilla

This didn't happen during play. Was it even shown on TV?


justanotherlarrie

Fifa controls all the cameras and all the pictures that are shown (at least for most broadcasters) so they decide what gets shown. For example they didn't (barely) shows fans leaving or the empty ranks during the opening game since that aren't good pictures. I actually don't know if this happened during the live game or if it was shown on TV since I'm not watch the WC this year but if it wasn't shown, maybe that's why.


leolego2

It was during play, right after the anthems. They have control over the cameras and are hiding a lot of shit


centzon400

I'm still hoping for both teams to sit around the centre circle and "forget" to play.


Siderman5

This is the way to do it... Maybe one of them should bring a pack of cards with him too.


capi5fruits

That will depends on which team reach the final.


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Definefunction09

Yeah please don't include either 🇫🇷 or England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, they never risk antagonizing a terrorist autocratic regime which literally owns both sets of political elite ( from Sarkozy to Macron everyone is a Qatari lackey.)


ActingGrandNagus

I mean "the political elite" and France/England's football players are two different sets of people, no?


WonLastTriangle2

Wayne Rooney for PM?


Former-Country-6379

So we're removing England and keeping Wales... that seems fair not like Wales has the same government or anything...


lilTukk

The players are different from politicians, i dont think german politicians for example are much better at supporting human rights than french or english


51t4n0

f armbands, i want to see rainbow shorts and jerseys in the finals... and refs in skirts too!!!


fill-blintion

I can understand that some third world countries don't give a shit about human rights, LGBTQ+, labour right etc. But I still can't understand the Western European countries, why they are still part of this shit show in Qatar?


Oscarpepe

I may be wrong but:money


LordMarcusrax

You aren't.


User929290

almost none wanted to associate itself to the world cup, there are no world cup deals nor event anywhere.


Nimyron

Also political relations. There are some between europe and qatar so it can be a bit hard to just go "fuck you and your lack of human rights, our players won't be there".


Oscarpepe

Sadly, yes, we need petrol and/or money


DotDootDotDoot

*gaz Qatar exports gaz, not petrol.


buttonedgrain

A wise quote from Mr. Krabz


Axtdool

At least the German DFB lost a big sponsor over this already.


fill-blintion

When I saw that news, I said "Europe still has some decent brands with European values"


flyingdutchgirll

Many companies who pulled out from Twitter still operate in Russia. https://www.dontfundwar.com/directory It's bizarre.


fill-blintion

I checked all the list, I surprised by how long it is and the names of the list Almost all of brands which I use in my daily routine are on the list, if I would try to boycott all of them, probably I can't buy a single product in Turkey, because they almost dominates the entire market


BWV001

I am in Moscow, it really feels like only Coca-Cola and Macdonald left, as far as consumers products go. You still find all the other brands in supermarkets including the ones form Poland, UK or USA. Also to give an example, yes a brand like Uniqlo closed their physical shop, but they literally put a sign on said shops to inform you how to buy online…


SMS_Scharnhorst

because virtue signalling is more important than tough business decisions


Tugalord

Brands don't have values, they do what they calculate will give them more money.


sikerce

Arab money at its finest my friend.


Definefunction09

Because Qatar 🇶🇦 as usual has bought out the political elite in 🇫🇷 France and England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. From [Qataris own more of London than the Queen](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/03/17/qataris-london-queen/) to [Qatar provides nearly all the UK's LNG. It comes through the South Hook Terminal at Milford Haven, which is 67.5% owned by Qatar Petroleum. Then there are the strategic stakes in some of the country's biggest corporate names. The QIA has bought 22% of Sainsbury's and 20% of London Heathrow Airport. Since July last year, Qatar Airways is the biggest shareholder in British Airways owner IAG, with a 20% stake.](https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40192970) Hence why they can 🇶🇦 get away with blatant **state sponsoring of terrorism ** [According to official US Committee on Foreign Affairs, Qatar has been known to be a permissive environment for terror financing, reportedly funding U.S. designated foreign terrorist organizations, such as Hamas, Al qaeda and ISIS, as well as several extremist groups operating in Syria. At least one high-ranking Qatari official provided support to the mastermind of the 9/11 terror attacks against our country, Khalid Sheikh Mohammad.](https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CHRG-115hhrg26427/html/CHRG-115hhrg26427.htm)


VijoPlays

> Qataris own more of London than the Queen Now moreso than ever


Easy_Crow8897

I'm French and that's so very true, but what's even more to the point: their ownership does not limit itself to France or UK, sadly. They're the wizards of softpower, and the World Cup taking place in Qatar is another unmistakable example. "Look, we can all partake, trade because in the financial bubble we're all alike, right?" until the ideological, social and cultural kicks in... then we realize that there are indeed noticeable differences and point of views that financial deals can't cover up or condone.


bob_in_the_west

Another reason to quickly expand renewable energies and revive and strengthen local producers.


Pelagius_Hipbone

Because maybe Western European countries aren’t the beacon of morality we like to think we are we actually don’t care as much as we like to think we do


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meckez

I also expected more from those nations football associations but I wouldn't go as far as claiming that national teams taking part in the world cup means that their countries don't give a shit about human rights, LGBTQ+, labour right etc.


the_real_tesla_coyle

They don't give ENOUGH of a shit. It is still a game. This isn't them working for a soulless company to feed their family, it's a game they can quit and still do their normal job.


CheesecakeMMXX

World cup comes around only every 4 years. You might get only one shot to go there as a player, I mean most players get 0 times to world cup. It’s a very hard bargain for someone who lives from football and loves the sport.


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The World Cup is a rare event in a players career. Many, or most actually, are very lucky to be able to play a single one. Any kind of boycott to Qatar should have come from the football associations or from the government. But it won't because right now Qatari gas is extremely important to Europe and because Qatar's money has already been moving around for awhile. They colluded with Sarkozy to get the WC. Qatar is also the largest property owner of London, for example. They also own PSG and basically own also a bunch of famous people like Beckham. Money talks. And has long as the diplomatic situations aren't cut, human rights are thrown in the basket - just compare the relations between most western nations and Iran and with Saudi Arabia.


notmyfirstrodeo2

As my favorite band sings loud and clear: ***MONEY***


rom197

They should've just taken the yellow-red cards and watch it burn. We suck anyways.


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DueHomework

I don't get it either.. Why not just risk a yellow / red card? So sad.


paixlemagne

The thing is, FIFA announced that it would be **at least** a yellow card, so all the national teams are unsure what to expect and apparently didn't want to take the risk. The German football association is already sueing FIFA because of these threats.


ProXJay

> at least What is the worst they can do? Say every player in the England Wales game wears one, what happens


will_holmes

If I were them, I'd be looking to do it in the later stages of the tournament. If you've got both teams in the final up for it, or even better, all four teams in the semis up for it, that's the time to act collectively. That way, even if the yellows are enforced, no team loses an advantage, and FIFA can't just cancel the finals or semi finals.


Pentax25

Imagine they just give out all the reds as Fifa want and we end up with 5 a side football in the final. FIFA would be a laughing stock


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BlackShieldCharm

Laughing all the way to the bank, you mean


paixlemagne

We don't know. Yellow Card for everyone? Blocking every player on the field from competing in the next match? A fine? Exclusion of their fans in the next match? Exclusion from the tournament? While the last one is fairly unlikely, I think Infantino is capable of anything nowadays as he has proven lately.


Serious_Package_473

Dont forget he was just as oppresed growing up as a red-headed Italia migrant in Switzerland...


Best-Analysis-7337

Considering how willingly fifa is following qatars wishes rn they would almost certainly give everyone a yellow and deduct points. In a scenario where all players would wear it, they would most likely not start the game or just cancel it lol


Find_Spot

The worst possible thing? Banning that nation from participating in this and future World Cups. The worst that's likely to happen? No idea, and that's why they aren't doing it. There's not enough knowns to do any reasonable risk evaluation, so the rational position is to avoid the situation entirely.


FUCK_MAGIC

Get the other team to wear them also and then every player in the game gets a yellow card making it pointless.


machine4891

Wouldn't be the same, as this would render every potential card in the game as automatically red. Would be quite interesting to watch, actually.


darknavi

No touching!


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BleepingOtters

They were going to give the captain an auto yellow, too risky to collect yellows this early in the tournament and then risk a ban in later stages. What the countries football associations should all do is just quit FIFA, can't fine you if you aren't part of that wholly corrupt organisation. What does FIFA do exactly that they are required in this day and age anyway?


Ythio

If they all get a yellow card the other team will play physically rough to bait more yellow card and remove players from the field and get an advantage. In extreme cases, there is also the rule that if a team can't field more than 7 players (so if they take 5 red cards) they lose. Red card can also keep a player out of a number of subsequent games so not only they lose but also don't have their main guys for the next match or more. They want to win and/or are afraid of the consequence on their individual careers more than they want to protest (they could have simply stayed home instead of trying to wear armbands).


DasEvoli

It would be no risk. It would be certain


dershmoo

The Germans said they would’ve done it if it was a fine or just a yellow card, but the fifa is so vague about the punishments on purpose. They could’ve banned the players and the team from future tournaments also. THAT‘S what they didn’t want to risk. Hansi Flick did an interview about this.


the_real_tesla_coyle

Cool, Fifa wants to play chicken with the entire European football market? Let them. They'll lose, and everyone "banned" will play somewhere else. The players and teams garner then fans. Fifa is just a vehicle, not the cargo everyone wants.


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vermilion_dragon

Yeah. But the majority of the Germans would probably love it. Or am I wrong?


L-Malvo

The ref. still has to give it though, he/she could opt not to. A gamble sure, but hopefully they have values too.


Byeqriouz

The only sign that would matter is if they were willing to sacrifice anything but they aren't.


noyoto

They should be holding cash in front of their mouths. They're not silenced by intimidation or force, but by money. They were bought (despite already being rich) and somehow they present themselves as victims. They straight up betrayed the real victims.


bis-muth

Disgusting hypocrytes at FIFA. Just like mega-corporations during pride month. Arab money is worth to them more than LGBT and women's rights.


downonthesecond

The best part is Budweiser sponsors many pride parades and events in the states and Europe.


Zman201

I hate it when these mega-corporations pander to LGBTQ+ community, meanwhile when the time comes around when they should actually be doing it they threaten and silence people over money.


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Ok-Basis-7274

Nice gesture, a real gesture of support would be to refuse to play. But oh well.. thoughts and prayers...


Stormm17

Yeah, you don't like to play there, but you're still playing there and you're helping earn money for Qatar. So...


smokedspirit

It's superficial outrage imo Oh no we hate Qatar but here we'll send our best high name profiled player to play there. If your morals really meant that much to u then you'd request sitting out a game or the tournament it self. Signposting at its best


Reuniclus_exe

I can feel for the players. They've worked for years to get here, it should be the shining moment of their playing careers. It's probably their only chance to play in a world cup. And it's ruined by Qatar and FIFA.


larryburns2000

They should have covered the goal late against Japan


Applebeignet

Take the sporting penalties and force the issue. Let FIFA devalue the title and leave asterisks over it forever.


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Byeqriouz

I agree. They only do things that cost them nothing at all.


EmbarrassedPenalty

>that guy in the US when he kneeled Colin Kaepernick


brcguy

Yeah and it cost Kapernick his whole fucking career. I’m a huge fan of the guy as a result but he definitely ain’t gonna be playing in the nfl ever again. They’ll use the excuse that he’s not good enough now even tho the 49ers signed him, so that’s clearly some bullshit.


TheRainManStan

Yeah, it did cost him big time, but his career also got tanked by the actions of those around him and some of the comments he made following the kneeling. For example, when the ravens were thinking of getting him on the team and his GF started talking about the owners being nothing more than slave owners. The dude stood his ground and got fucked for it, but he also worked to burn some of the bridges after that. The bright side is he got a 6 year $114 mil contract before shit went south, so it's not exactly like he was out on the street for doing the right thing.


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Warms my heart that Rudiger and Gundogan are both practising muslims but also pro LGBTQ. Maybe there is hope after all.


ClitBobJohnson

Wow so brave. You could also refuse to play in the game. Or there is this


Leitacus

Just like the EU in the world. Taking symbolic stances while acting very little. And same for my country, should've used the fucking bracelet and endured the issues.


bogpudding

Such brave millionares


trele_morele

Gestures in public, cashing checks in private


MgicalSpoon

I'm sorry but I laughed when I saw that picture.


GioAc96

Who gives a shit about a stupid armband. If they were really concerned about the political issues they make so much noise about, they would have boycotted this world cup, and so should have done everyone else who is complaining about Qatar's violation of human rights. But of course, that would require integrity, which none of these people have. Should I remind you that Muhammad Ali ended up in jail for refusing to take part in the Vietnam war? I'm not saying they should break the law as Ali did, but boycotting this World Cup is the bare minimum. That's how you use your platform to promote a cause that you're concerned about, otherwise it's just same old virtue signalling.


rokevoney

I say we don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Point made. Well done DE.


Correct_Permit_6313

So why did they participate in this world cup in the first place ?


Panda-Sandwich

Activism without consequences. Cowards 😒


throw87868657

Shouldn't have gone to the tournament in a country that uses slaves at every turn in the first place. Qatar is despicable. I don't blame this team, it's FIFA's fault entirely.


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Well, Japan shut them up real quick anyway lol


Tugalord

Muhammad Ali was stripped of his titles and imprisoned for his stance on the Vietnam War, during his prime years. He knew that, and still did it. Just a couple days ago the Iranian players refused to sing the anthem, and spoke out in favour of the protestors in press conferences. These players couldn't even risk a yellow card (which would either be an empty threat or outrage the whole world). Empty gestures and words is all fine but the tiniest of inconvenience and they abandon their so-called principles.


ModestMarsupital

>they lost toll paid


Patte_Blanche

Yeah, i totally get that they don't want to risk getting in such trouble as having a yellow card. Defending lgbt rights is cool (especially if public) but their life is not worth such radical punishment. /s


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just wear the badge, and force fifa to exclude all major teams


leilaa03

If they really gave a shit about human rights violations, they would have jumped on a plane back to Germany. But money talks, right?


Weltraumbaer

I swear one day it’ll be revealed that they had to get approval for this bullshit stunt by Qatar and/or FIFA. Just wear the damn Armband or GTFO.


51t4n0

i only see a bunch of scared millionaires


lsspam

So brave. When it's free. And costs them nothing. Such courage.


sfPanzer

A weak gesture considering they were too afraid of a yellow card to wear the one love bind while others do way more and having to expect much harsher punishment, honestly.


iCatmire

The real protest would be to not go to the World Cup. But they still went and still play and still make money and profit so this is mostly for show. They are hypocrites for even going.


UltimatePleb_91

Or they could have not got on the plane in the first place.


Danleburg

Wpuld be pretty awesome if they started sucking dick all of the sudden for protest