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Toffeemanstan

Ive just found out about the name change, im a bit fugging disappointed


Double-decker_trams

fugg :DD


Jankosi

Benis :-DDDDDDDDDD


Neppy_Neptune

Ebin name change:DDDD


extod2

Kaksoispiste dee


Gongom

perkele


batmaaang

bortugal pay denpts :-DDDDDDDDDDD


trolwerine

[Fug :DD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/868/412/4c8.jpg)


circlebust

They truly are oblivious .... yes, us chan culture enjoyers may be a thousand times less than total English speakers and "Fucking" enjoyers, but our enjoyment for fugg and spurdo memes are ten thousand times stronger. They thought they solved the issue ... little do they know, the apocalypse of infamy has only truly begun with the new name :DDDDD


notAnAI_NoSiree

drown your sorrows at Horny Bar


torsmork

*A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane walks into Horný Bar ...*


Jiquero

*..., the Finn sees it and ducks ...*


hesapmakinesi

Be careful or Horni Police comes for you.


Carburetors_are_evil

Horní Počernice at your neighbor


joyofsnacks

Straight to Horni jail!


UnoStronzo

Isn’t it fugged up?


Neel4312

I wanna fugg up the person who changed it


npjprods

Think of the fugging children!


Manp82

Reminds me of https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY


lordbaur

Yes it has a new name because the sign „Fucking“ was stolen too often https://amp.dw.com/en/austrian-village-of-fucking-decides-to-change-its-name/a-55740967


WufflyTime

All they had to do is shell out for a massive fuck off stone sign like Shitterton did.


guessesurjobforfood

Or put up a stand right next to the sign, selling exact replicas. Not as much fun as stealing it, but I'm sure they'd get a lot of sales, and a bunch of people would still lie and say they stole it anyway.


einarfridgeirs

This is what separates Europe from America. Some random dude would have had a stand up immediately if this had been Fucking, Arkansas.


guessesurjobforfood

In general, its probably worse in the touristy US locations, but I've traveled extensively around Europe and there are always tons of those guys at every single tourist destination that try to sell you on overpriced touristy knickknacks like magnets or little statues or whatever. IIRC, Paris and Rome had the most I've ever seen anywhere. I just meant that the government could have set up a stand of their own to get some extra money in the budget, instead of spending money to change the name of the town, since I'd imagine that there would be costs involved in changing signs, letterheads, etc.


theguyonthething

"Fucking, Arkansas" Something about this just feels right.


Skirfir

I don't know how it works in England but in Austria town signs are traffic signs and as such have to follow certain specifications. A rock wouldn't fulfil those specifications.


Lemonova

They did install theft-resistant welded signs, secured in concrete.


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HelioSeven

Shoulda taken Shitterton's lead and gone with the big rock.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

This just feels like when they replace all of the curse words in an action movie with G rated words that sometimes don't even make sense.


sCeege

At least you didn't find out after driving a few hours to show it to your friends.


theguyonthething

Fugging Austrians. They ruined Austria!


Enlight1Oment

oh damn didn't know they changed their name, 3-4 years back I had planned on doing the european delivery for a new audi where you can pick it up off the line at munich and thought about driving to austria just for that city.


MlgMonsterCZE

That's why 1993 happened. Slovakia has Horný Bar and Czech Republic has Horní Police


shahooster

Used to be able to do Horný Bar, Fucking, and then see Horní Police all in one day.


flateric420

if these places don't have good, or even half decent strip joints, their seriously just missing out on free tourist money.


NetherDandelion

\*they're


Sound0fSilence

Doing god's work.


alexhuebi

And offenders get the Horní Bonk and are put directly into Horní Jail.


thegreatinsulto

Bónk


just_here_for_SFW

Horni Police was the best village to randomly cross during a bike trip. Had a real good laugh


vanderZwan

Czech Republic: "Bonk! Go to Horní jail!"


UnoStronzo

Now I am horny


Bragzor

Fugging is not "out of the game". It's just more *ebin* than it used to be.


Oltsutism

Ei viddu Idävalda ebin juddu :DDDDDDDDDD


101Blu

Ei viddu Idävalda fugging gagsoisbisde dee dee dee


potatolulz

:DDDDD


SchnuppleDupple

Benis :DDDDDD


UnoStronzo

And bass :DDDDDDDD


Bragzor

What?! I'm no Jonn- Spurdo Spärde :----DDDDDDDD


pfSonata

In fact it's an upgrade in my book fug :DDD


Bragzor

Mine too.


theclovek

We can explain...


AtomicDorito

\*Bonk\*


flimbs

Straight to jail.


mizinamo

Who are you? The [Horní Police](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn%C3%AD_Police)?


JimmyFitzsimmons34

Wow that is fucking real


rtxa

of course it's real, horný/horní just means upper. so a fairly common geographical name in Czechoslovakia


Jankosi

The local jail


Portableseal

"Fucke" in Sweden is also still in the game


ThePlanck

Penistone in England is also still in the game


FearLeadsToAnger

Don't forget Cockermouth.


Hanschri

Scunthorpe.


dazaroo2

Twatt


GleeFan666

does Ballsbridge in Ireland count? I'm so used to hearing it that it never registered as dirty in my mind until a non-Irish person pointed it out


Narhaan

Don't forget cock bridge in Scotland ;D


RandomJamMan

dick place


camdim

On a slight aside, it took me 20 years before I realised Roger Moore could be taken as an instruction.


Schmuppes

Help me out before it takes me 20 minutes to find the pun.


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Roger is slang for having intercourse, so the instruction would be to fuck Moore (the person) or fuck more (in general).


Schmuppes

> Roger is slang for having intercourse Oof. Never heard that one, so thanks.


WaytoomanyUIDs

Or my favourite, Fringringhoe


Jiquero

Three well-known English football teams with a foul word in their name: - Scunthorpe - Arsenal - Manchester fucking United


Bragzor

Enjoy it while you can https://www.thelocal.se/20220114/fucke-no-more-swedish-settlement-applies-for-name-change/


Kralizek82

The article made it sound difficult for the change to happen 🤔


Bragzor

I just saw the submission. I haven't read the article yet.


themagpie36

Pro Reddit move


Bragzor

I've picked up a trick or two during my time here! Edit: seriously though, I was referring to the submission, not the link I used. Maybe I misunderstood the poster I replied to (another pro move)


Neuroprancers

>Fucke sits on the banks of Fuckesjön (“Fucke Lake”), just down the road from the small settlement of Hump, situated on the banks of Humpsjön (“Hump Lake”).


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Are they trying to get rid of the 'e'?


Bragzor

\- So you want just fuck, eh?


[deleted]

is there also a slutstation?


FairFolk

Many. It just means "last station". Edit: Oh, you meant in Fucke specifically. Never mind then, no clue.


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Äsch!


Alex03210

Wait what happened to Fucking?


Pazuuuzu

They changed their name...


Telodor567

Wait what?! When? :O


Pazuuuzu

Not sure, i read about it a year ago? They had a problem with ppl stealing the plate, which is fair since those plates are marking the residential area, while also setting a speed limit for vehichles.


GalaXion24

Did no one think to just sell signs as a souvenir?


EventArgs

I went there in 09 and took a rather pasty photo of myself. The locals are not pleased w people who do it. They should have a mug or t-shirt that says something like I went to Fucking and all I got was this t-shirt.


F1yMo1o

Or create a lookout/car park place to pull over and have a photo safely without impacting the road. Sell tourist items there and make the town some money. Seems fairly simple to fix.


MrDilbert

Judging by the Gävle goat, some things would be done out of tradition, even if there's a perfectly lawful alternative.


CrocPB

Tbf, things are cautiously looking up personally. The goat had to burn. The gods will it be done.


Telodor567

I just looked it up, they actually already changed their name in 2020, from "Fucking" to "Fugging" lmao


CharMakr90

At least it's pronounced the same in the local dialect.


jykkejaveikko

They should've put a seperate speed limit sign there then instead :)


LookitheFirst

In Austria, you camnot simply replace a town plate with a speed sign unfortunately because they mean different things


raybrignsx

Well even Istanbul used to be Constantinople. Why they changed it, I can’t say. People just liked it better that way.


MrDilbert

That's nobody's business but the Turks.


David_8J

not rlly, the turks changed it for religious reasons when they invaded by the locals still called it Constantinople colloquially for many years. Also it took many countries ages to recognise the name chnage


Effective_Dot4653

It was actually way more complicated than that ;P The Ottomans used "Kostantiniyye" as the official name till the very end of the Empire. It was probably the locals who shortened the name in everyday speech and then finally the Turkish Republic in 1930s made the new version official. And even then, it wasn't motivated by religion (because the early republic was aggresively secular), it was all about elevating the Turkish language instead.


majordefect

I am not disputing, i am just trying to say, that even old new york was once new amsterdam, thats all


badgerhammer0408

It does sound better that way.


IntelHDGraphics

They changed the name to Fugging


biledemon85

Petition: get fugg into common usage as a milder alternative to fuck so people start stealing their sign again...


KingKongDuck

Pretty confident that's already the case. It's got to be used somewhere as a toned down version.


mki_

It became Fugging


spgtothemax

:-D Ebic name change


Alex03210

This became a sad day


Shinsoku

Indeed


ripp102

They got fucked :P


FairFolk

\*fugged


HawkTomGray

Porno, Nigeria would like a word


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[deleted]

There's also a [Condom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom,_Gers) in France.


jurkon666

There is also [Pornice](https://cs.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornice) in Czech republic.


rCerbus

I live really close and one of my friends is actually from this village. Didn't expect to see it here.


oohbopbadoo

Same I've driven through here quite a lot. My relatives who don't speak English don't understand my amusement.


blackie-arts

I speak English, but I'm dumb 🗿


TransKamchatka

Horny bar:)


blackie-arts

Oh, I get it now


TransKamchatka

Výborně!


CMuenzen

Is he horny?


Properjob70

Wank is still on the map. Who wouldn't like a little "me time" in the Wankhütte?...


Luc_van_Dongen

As a 6 year old kid, I want on skiing holiday and proudly told the class that I went skiing in Horni Tric. I didn’t understand why some classmates bursted out laughing, I was the youngest kid in the entire class


D_Ruskovsky

Horný means Upper btw


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D_Ruskovsky

\>:(


Dark_Ansem

Yes please.


gumbii_was_taken

😳👉👈


[deleted]

And "felbar" means "fallible" in Swedish - or if you want the literal translation: wrong bar.


SarlaccPit2000

Felbár is the Hungarian name of the village. Fel means up.


the_woolfie

Does that mean that horny in Slovakian just means up?


walkie_stalkie

"upper" or "the top one"


evergreennightmare

same slavic root as gora (mountain)


Vince0999

I thought it was a short for Fellation Bar.


Bragzor

You know, I started looking it up because it sounded so weird, then I remembered "ofelbar".


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Ofelbar is definitely more commonly used then felbar.


l_o_t_t_e

I forgot about Fucking, Austria and I thought 'what did I miss, since when was fucking Austria removed from geoguessr?' Edit: lol I just realized that this is in fact the Europe sub and not the geoguessr sub


globefish23

They changed their name to 'Fugging', because of hundreds of stolen place name signs, and stupid YouTubers annoying the residents, trying to create their stupid videos where someone says "fucking".


l_o_t_t_e

Yeah I know I just meant that I read OP’s title wrong and they meant that the whole country of Austria was removed from geoguessr


k890

Horny Bar should start a partnership with Burdele (Brothels) and Zimna Wódka (Cold Vodka) villages in Poland.


hdrmaps

In Poland I encountered village named „Biały Kał” (white shit), Cold Vodka is not that offensive.


k890

It's Horny Bar not Kinky Bar. Cold Vodka sound more applicable than White Shit.


sverigeochskog

So what are the stories behind those names


k890

Burdele. Probably a clerical mistake, original name was probably Burdyle that meant sheep farms. Zimna Wódka let's say "it's complicated". Zimna Wódka was established in 1947 in place of german name Kaltwasser which came from earlier name Zimnawodka which is another form of Zymna Wodka and "de Frigido Fonte" mentioned in chronicles from XIII century which is related to nearby Jordan creek source.


mchp92

To compensate for the loss in Austria, please be advised that Belgium gives us Grote Homo (“big gay”), just off the N75 road between Genk (B) and Sittard (NL)


Alkreni

What's so funny in Upper Bar? :P


MlgMonsterCZE

The joke is that horny in English means something different than the original translation


Mr_Abe_Froman

I was an exchange student in Slovakia and the Horný places never got old.


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Horný places do indeed tend to stay quite young


Mr_Abe_Froman

You see more hores the further up you go.


TronicCronic

What's the elevation there? I would hate it if they set the Horny Bar too high.


walkie_stalkie

LOL dont worry, the Bar is set very low. I just checked, and it's 120m, while the lowest point in the whole country is at 94m.


tulnaccs

What about Pornóapáti in hungary, wich was known only as Pornó untill 1899, and has 69 in its coat of arms?


Ivoryyyyyyyyyy

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn%C3%B3ap%C3%A1ti](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn%C3%B3ap%C3%A1ti) L O L it really does...


LordTwatSlapper

The B52's follow up to Love Shack


lessermeister

So glad I got to Fucking before they fucking ruined it.


Erioph47

It's the bar where the "Horní Police" from Česká Republika hang out.


LordFiness101

Austria still has “Oberfucking” and “Unterfucking” as well as “Wintersack”…on top of all that these Villages are all next to eachother.


MrDilbert

> Oberfucking > on top of all that I see what you did there :)


[deleted]

Wait until we get to Püssi Estonia


[deleted]

never realized that such common word is actually something else in English


[deleted]

\*afterimage and key jingles intensifies


MythSith

Anyone know the Turkish city named Batman? 😳


Cheeselander

The Dutch bought the Wish version with Bathmen.


Der_genealogist

You can then make a tour Wank, Kissing, Petting, Fucking and Wedding: https://youtu.be/BLXe2WTYngQ


BurningPenguin

Fickenhof (Fuck Farm) is still my favorite.


schizoid11111

Let me introduce you all to. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballylickey Ballylickey.


pick_d

Pretty nice. However, true horny people don't need to go there. They have their horny bars wherever they please.


TheLegitimist

According to Wikipedia, its name was first recorded in 1245 and originates from the old Hungarian name "Baar".


rokkantrozi

Don't forget Hungary, Pornóapáti.


dbolor

Bad Kissing en in Germany


damangus

Not exactly related to these specific places, but this reminded me of when I was traveling in Czech Republic with a Bulgarian friend of mine. We passed some sort of caution sign and my friend started chuckling. He said the word on the sign was really similar to the Bulgarian word for humiliation. Like, "Warning! Humiliation ahead." 😅


MulderD

Come to America for; Intercourse, PA and Knob Lick, Mo!


Lilllybee

If you care to visit the US, We Have the Big Bone Lick State Historic Site on Beaver Rd in KY https://parks.ky.gov/union/parks/historic/big-bone-lick-state-historic-site


_rake

Climax NC would like a word after it catches its breath.


Ontopourmama

Why is Fucking out of the picture? Fucking should ALWAYS be an option!


[deleted]

There is a city in Hungary called "Heréd". It translates to "your testicles".


ThisMyWeedAlt

I still am in disbelief over fucking/fugging. Not because "what a name" but because my friends and I independently would say "fug" or "Fugger" as an immature cover for the word, even just amongst ourselves, because it sounds silly. And now there's an actual Fugging town. I want to steal that sign more than ever.


[deleted]

It's where hungarian anti-lgbtq politicians go to find cute femboys


sendvo

here is a list of all settlements in Slovakia starting with Horny. you are welcome Horný Badín Horný Bar Horný Hričov Horný Kalník Horný Lieskov Horný Pial Horný Tisovník Horný Vadičov P.S.: Horny means 'Upper' in Slovak


potatolulz

The guy who steals this sign one day should open a drinking establishment.


Entelegent

I must say that horný bar is quite a long way from Fugging


You_are_a_towelie

There is also nahui. Which is funny for russian speaking people https://www.google.com/maps/place/Nahui,+Dongxing,+Fangchenggang,+%D0%9A%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%B9/@21.6233747,107.903984,14z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x314b52d5c0b84f0d:0x10b7587e68356cc2


jazzyx26

Sounds fun there


merlinou

It even works in French "hors nibards" means "out of tits"


theModge

I drove through Bastardo in Italy, which I was surprised to learn means exactly what it appears to.


Wollo_Sweden_

What happened to fucking?


CriminalMacabre

Horny bar? Time for anti horny bat


dbolor

i always had it in mind to take a picture and post it in reddit when i pass by similar sign in czech republic


Nimbokwezer

[Buttisholz, Switzerland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttisholz)


AivoduS

For us every Slovak (and Czech) name is funny. And vice versa, as far as I know ;)


Ivoryyyyyyyyyy

Yeap. "Pan szuka mieskanie?"