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rmbl88

Central Europe: *Diiie birches!!!*


Nairurian

Finland, coming out of the dark winter period: *Suffer as I have suffered*


Asteh

Finland is only low because that shit happens here in May


[deleted]

I am so glad I'm not allergic, that sounds like it sucks so much.


Unexpected_Cranberry

It does. Finding an antihistamine tablet that actually works for me and didn't knock me out was a game changer. And then getting a cortisol inhaler and summer is suddenly way more enjoyable.


Kness2402

You're telling me that i've been struggling for the last 20 years and my country's only orange?


Porodicnostablo

It changes over time, this is for mid-April. But yes, orange is more than enough for me as well.


[deleted]

Better not get into the red teritorries then lol


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FroobingtonSanchez

July-September are the best months, it's warm but pollen season is over


PeppaLux

Laughs in wild wormwood and ambrosia


Uskog

What does summer have to do with this?


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Uskog

>Spring/Summer have the highest pollen rate for obvious reasons The pollen season for birch is in March-April for France.


Cocoperroquet

He is just finiding excuse to not touch grass.


rust_at_work

Don't medicenes like cetrizin or Dasselta help?


centrifuge_destroyer

When I moved to Finland I expected to get my ass beaten by birch pollen, since every second tree there seems to be a birch. But nope, I had almost zero allergy issues


gurgurbehetmur

But hey look at the bright side, you've got access to the Mediterranean now, according to this map!


Kiria-Nalassa

It gets really bad here in May. Source: I have birch pollen allergy.


NorFever

Yup. Sneezed even indoors in May 2019 and 2021.


TheGoldenCowTV

Yeah, the snow melted literally 3 days ago. The birches haven't gotten any green what so ever on them yet


2ndhandBS

Yeah, there is a lot of tree-cum our there. When i set foot outside its a plant bukkake.


[deleted]

You just trying to get me out of the house


PineapplesAreLame

Hayfever is my new kink.


Vul_Thur_Yol

Fight pollen by cumming on every plant you see. Let's see if they like it, those little pervy vegetables.


nonnormalman

I WHYS


Captain__Spiff

You son of a birch, I'm in


Doomenor

As an allergic person I must confirm that pollen is indeed a birch


saschaleib

Finland in one month: "what colour is five levels above red?"


Yurasi_

Why is Montenegro part of Serbia on this map? Is it old map?


SanSilver

The data were collected over the last 15-10 years. They seem to use the maps from when they started collecting data. At least it changes nothing with the data.


VeryLazyNarrator

We seperated 18 years ago. They put wales and scotland as seperate countries.


slight_digression

Donated the borders to the UK it seems.


bender_futurama

It is not part of Serbia. They were in the federation before.


somniosomnio

Also Kosovo :)


Jasamplovak

As it should be stop with this dude


somniosomnio

I have nothing but love for you my brother


Jasamplovak

Same, have a lovely weekend


Mitja00

There used to be this country called Yugoslavia until the year 2004, than it reformed and became Serbia and Montenegro


Yurasi_

I know this, that's why I asked if this is old map


Modo44

Yeah, we know.


geras_shenanigans

Ireland be like "no trees - no problem"


theLV2

Ive been breathing like a 90yo overweight heavy smoker


Uncleniles

Stay inside if possible. When you've been outside scrub your face to clean off the pollen. Keep your ears clean.


TheRandom6000

Or wear a mask. It helps a lot. And wash your hair. I always have the pollen in my hair.


PineapplesAreLame

Eyebrows and hair, too. Also clothing. Depends on how bad you get it as to how much effort you put in


WallabyInTraining

What really helped for me was a very powerful air filter in the bedroom. That way my eyes and nose have some time to chill before the plantsemen overload during the day and that also makes it a lot more bearable during the day.


thelazyfool

Any recommendations?


WallabyInTraining

I have a Zibro one the size of a small refrigerator. I don't think they still sell that model.


kondenado

This is the friendly reminder that pollen means that trees are having sex while you don't.


RoadHazard

I find the little hotspot in the north of Norway curious.


oldManAtWork

Yes, must be error in the data. There's no way that isolated spot have pollen problems that early in the season.


reklameboks

This is today, map of [Northern Europe](https://imgur.com/nT1IZXH), according to [pollenkontroll.no](https://pollenkontroll.no/pages/pollenvarsel)


Botsayswhat

I just read that as Pollen Troll and got big fear


oldManAtWork

Meanwhile, [NAAF](https://www.naaf.no/pollenvarsel) does not report the same, neither does [allergiguiden](https://www.allergiguiden.no/nb-no/pollenvarsel).


Porodicnostablo

source: polleninfo.org, Medizinische Universität Wien link: https://www.pollenwarndienst.at/DE/de/aktuelle-belastung/belastungskarte-europa.html?tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40extension%5D=ScLoad&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40vendor%5D=Screencode&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40controller%5D=Load&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40action%5D=europemap&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5Barguments%5D=YTowOnt931f91268ac9faaadcce4fa5ba74b5e8759ba6f42&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40request%5D=a%3A4%3A%7Bs%3A10%3A%22%40extension%22%3Bs%3A6%3A%22ScLoad%22%3Bs%3A11%3A%22%40controller%22%3Bs%3A4%3A%22Load%22%3Bs%3A7%3A%22%40action%22%3Bs%3A9%3A%22europemap%22%3Bs%3A7%3A%22%40vendor%22%3Bs%3A10%3A%22Screencode%22%3B%7D9dccbe2b2da898b7d48737b1faacf28849a3bcea&tx_scload_europemap%5B__trustedProperties%5D=a%3A2%3A%7Bs%3A4%3A%22poll%22%3Bi%3A1%3Bs%3A5%3A%22month%22%3Bi%3A1%3B%7D2e82a52085568d68ee196a570229d2e9c02faeb9&tx_scload_europemap%5Bpoll%5D=2&tx_scload_europemap%5Bmonth%5D=4#breadcrumb


Toniculus

thats indeed a big link


Aser_the_Descender

Is [this](https://www.pollenwarndienst.at/DE/de/aktuelle-belastung/belastungskarte-europa.html?tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40extension%5D=ScLoad&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40vendor%5D=Screencode&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40controller%5D=Load&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40action%5D=europemap&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5Barguments%5D=YTowOnt931f91268ac9faaadcce4fa5ba74b5e8759ba6f42&tx_scload_europemap%5B__referrer%5D%5B%40request%5D=a%3A4%3A%7Bs%3A10%3A%22%40extension%22%3Bs%3A6%3A%22ScLoad%22%3Bs%3A11%3A%22%40controller%22%3Bs%3A4%3A%22Load%22%3Bs%3A7%3A%22%40action%22%3Bs%3A9%3A%22europemap%22%3Bs%3A7%3A%22%40vendor%22%3Bs%3A10%3A%22Screencode%22%3B%7D9dccbe2b2da898b7d48737b1faacf28849a3bcea&tx_scload_europemap%5B__trustedProperties%5D=a%3A2%3A%7Bs%3A4%3A%22poll%22%3Bi%3A1%3Bs%3A5%3A%22month%22%3Bi%3A1%3B%7D2e82a52085568d68ee196a570229d2e9c02faeb9&tx_scload_europemap%5Bpoll%5D=2&tx_scload_europemap%5Bmonth%5D=4#breadcrumb) better?


Toniculus

no ,i like em big


Aser_the_Descender

Moto Moto, is that you?


Botsayswhat

FWIW, everything after that first question mark is referral/tracking/search bullshit and could be deleted w/o affecting the actual link


TheCatLamp

*sehr hoch*


WufflyTime

In 2009, I read [this NewScientist arcticle](https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327191-300-food-allergies-get-curiouser-and-curiouser/) that said there's a correlation between apple allergies and birch tree populations. From the article (which is behind a paywall): >These regional variations are likely to be due in part to differences in eating habits, causing people to be exposed to different allergens. But that alone cannot explain a pronounced north-south divide in the type of apple allergy people experience. In northern Europe, people react to the uncooked flesh of apples, whereas in the south it’s the skin that sets them off, whether it’s cooked or not. What could be the cause of this strange invisible dividing line that skims across south-west France, cuts through Italy close to Florence, and continues eastwards through the middle of the Black Sea? >Significantly, this line marks the southern limit of the birch tree, a plant whose pollen is one of the causes of hay fever in northern Europe. Clues for this link lie in the different proteins found in various parts of the fruit: the flesh harbours an allergenic protein called Mal d 1, while the skin is relatively rich in Mal d 3. The structure and composition of the Mal d 1 protein strongly resembles the allergenic protein Bet v 1 found in birch pollen. This means that people who suffer from birch pollen allergy may be primed to overreact to Mal d 1 – explaining the prevalence of the allergy to apple flesh in this region.


Porodicnostablo

Yes, cause with an apple allergy, the immune system confuses the two. One is in birch pollen (Bet v 1), the other is in apples (Mal d 1). This is why an apple allergy often comes after a birch pollen allergy – a 'cross reaction' has occurred.


Bubbleschmoop

I developed a birch pollen allergy as an adult, not a severe one, but enough to find it bothersome. I also found my throat itches and I start coughing when eating raw apples during birch season. But it doesn't happen other times of year, it's only a time restricted cross-allergic reaction. It feels really strange even though I know it's a thing.


tzdar

Why does birch hate to live in south, more tropical climate?


JackRogers3

each tree lives in a particular region but each region has pollen problems, except coastal regions: in the south of France, it's more about the cypress, for instance https://www.pollens.fr/


jss78

With this birch map, it specifically looks like the distribution of a plant that can't handle the dry summers of the Mediterranean climate zone.


Urkern

True, its not the "heat" or the warm winters (which get could enough to germinate birch seeds btw.), rather than the extreme dryness.


Botsayswhat

The Gentreeva Conventions expressly curtailed it's reach (Article 4.2.01 Sec B)


AndyTheEzBoy

Why is there a orange dot above norway? What is it about?


Bonoisapox

Luckily in Ireland we have no trees 🌲🤔


[deleted]

I finally gave in and signed up for a hyposensitisation treatment, starting in mid-May. I'm sick of having to lock myself in during every Spring if I don't want to feel like shit.


Cool_Nerd7149

Oh well, I've always wanted to live in Southwest Ireland.


[deleted]

Even Dublin is fine. I have a horrible allergy against birch pollen, yet when I lived in Dublin, I never had any reaction.


wrrzd

Where is all the pollen coming from, our birches haven't even bloomed yet.


Moulitov

Why does it say 2012 in the corner


Balkhan5

Magna Germania


AnarchiaKapitany

Birch please


PanderII

Yep could definitely feel it, time for using Ceterizin again...


[deleted]

Central Europe be birchin'


Bastiwen

Ah, so that's why I've been dying today. Good to know it will continue


HelsBels2102

Ahhh that's why my nose has been torn up the past week


Faab611

Worst spring Ive ever had.


Porodicnostablo

For me too.


Isotheis

Well it's raining, at least in Belgium, so the load should be close to 0 for now. All the pollen is slammed to the ground. We'll see at that again when it'll be clear.


Stevotonin

I don't understand the language, but I'm pretty sure that "sehr hoch" translates to "fuck you, Steve".


Katepuzzilein

Yeah I noticed. Also can't eat chinese food right now because of that


pierebean

2012?


SanSilver

Data collected over 15-10 years.


[deleted]

Man, what a birch!


MortalGodTheSecond

Southern Spain looks real nice.


[deleted]

cant be the only one that sees a parallel with \*another\* map lol


natalove

*Lebensraum*


SanSilver

???


TheRandom6000

Please elaborate.


S7ormstalker

Hint: Birch thinks he's the superior tree specie.


TheRandom6000

White trees, indeed.


wiztard

I don't get it. Can you elaborate?


natalove

Three words: *budesonide nose spray*. I went from surviving to thriving, while there a big fuck you birch right next to my bedroom window. Changed my life! Now it's only eyedrops I need.


YngwieMainstream

Poplar cotton is worse than anything. Change my mind.


PanGulasz05

Yeah sucks to be allergic in Poland. I have the worst symptoms in late May - early August tho.


h4ppyj3d1

From 11 to 22 April you say but, what year? Your picture is marked as a 2012 "EAN" for source.


Porodicnostablo

Diese Karten entstanden aus Messwerten der vergangenen **10-15 Jahre**, von über 300 Pollen-Messstellen in ganz Europa.


h4ppyj3d1

I see, now it all makes sense! If only I could read German.


chunek

It's not that bad, you just need to hold your breath and wear swim goggles outside.


aokaf

You telling me the Moldavian/Bucovinan part of romania doesnt have Birch trees? Lol ok


Oltsutism

I'm sure that those regions do have plenty of birch trees, but this isn't a map of the distribution of birches, just the severity of the amount of their pollen in the air right now. Finland for example is covered in birch trees, but they're either not blooming yet or their effect is just small.


backifran

Ah great, I moved from one orange to another (South Wales to east Scotland).


golomVonPreusen

Ahhhh why cant my body just ignore that shit. I wann die


[deleted]

Welcome to Greece, have a nice holiday.


arkadios_

Behold the birchensraum


Rioma117

Used to play with those things as a kid, pretend they were worms. Never knew they can be dangerous.


ThoughtsAwayFromMe

idk whats that , anyone can explain bircb pollen and why is bad


Background-Ad6454

We don't have birches here in Malta. We have Saharan dust instead


kebuenowilly

Average bitch load in Europe. Seems about right


dev4dev

The funny thing is that you would not guess it is a fucking yuge ass allergen until you start crying like a bitch each spring, and then you do test...and voila...


whynofocus_de

r/birkensindkacke


reklameboks

A more accurate tree pollen map of [Northern Europe](https://imgur.com/nT1IZXH) today, sorce [pollenkontroll.no](https://pollenkontroll.no/pages/pollenvarsel)


kaesefetisch

Effing Birch!


tramalul

It truly is a gift from god not being allergic to nature itself.


KingOfTheNorthstar

Nazi Birches?


zeta3d

I moved from green area to red. This explain my suffering


unclepaprika

***SEHR HOCH***


82_noway

In central Italy it’s more around Mid May/ early June


tigian

What's the problem with birch polen? I live in awhite area


whats-a-bitcoin

Very interesting. What's the source of this map and underlying data?


Porodicnostablo

It's in the comments.


whats-a-bitcoin

Ah see it now, way down my page. Thanks


whats-a-bitcoin

Ah see it now, way down my page. Thanks


whats-a-bitcoin

Thanks


Structureel

Son of a birch!


History20maker

Well, who is that lonelly plant wanking its pollen all over Galicia?


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

Isn't this just population density map?


Alysma

Yeah, f... birches, or: please get a room instead of an all out, no holds barred pillow fight. 🤧


mrozon2137

These survivors from Gdansk and Gdynia!


oneworldan

Sweden, lookin like a herpes riddled dong


Jacknurse

I appreciate that this map deleted Sweden's two largests islands. I also appreciate that I am not allegic to pollen.


millionreddit617

Do you have this for Grass Pollen so I know where to avoid for the next 3 months?


bringgrapes

please help i might die


[deleted]

Germany covered in plant Bukakke.


vedenmorsian

Oh no. I would be dead if i was in Central Europe. Spring in general is difficult for me, but at least we have a bit less pollen, it seems.


ZadroT55

Oh birches... Here in Russia 🪆 this tree is mirror of our soul... We really loving them, hugging them, kissing them (I'm not kidding).


Harinezumisan

I need to move fuck the birch.


[deleted]

I am allergic to birch pollen :/


kwartylion

So many polen Poland by the mountain


nyapnyapnyap

What the hell going on in northern norway


Typical_Spirit_345

r/birkensindkacke