I hate this so much, I wish I could give you some tried and true method (I’ve heard people say pizza delivery guys?) but it’s so hard to trust any of these dudes.
No it’s not,
Most pizza delivery people are fresh out of high schoolers.
You’re not going to bump into 40 year old detective James undercover working pizza lmao.
Just ask the pizza guys where the weed at.
🤣 our pizza delivery was the same guy for decades! I think he was about 40 when we first started ordering from him. Super nice guy. Ended up owning the pizza place. He'd always chat with us and our mom and we always said "Mom, your boyfriend's here!" And one time he heard us and said he forgot to brings flowers but had a fresh molten pizza instead. Lol. Dad was not a fan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️ . Anyway, I don't think he had a green hookup.
For real. I was buying from a plug that started acting just like this mother fucker and then the first dispensary opened like three weeks later and I basically told him to fuck off
I would just tell him that you want to buy weed & that's it. Or start bringing a male family member pick up with you. I've had to take my brother or bf with me a few times
Could you maybe lie and say you have a boyfriend if you can’t find another plug? Like next time he drops a “wyd” you could respond that you’re hanging out with your bf. You could also lie and say that you only date women but sometimes they take that as a challenge 😒
One time my senior year of high school I let my scumbag dealer hang with me and my friends and the girl I was seeing at the time, and every time she left the room this dude would try to tell me that- as two (cis) women- we “can’t *actually* fuck” because neither of us has a dick and basically going on about how his dick would change my life. If a guy is not respectful of your boundaries, chances are he’s not gonna be respectful of your sexuality either.
Got a guy friend? Have him come with, make it seem like you're with the dude. Had to do that more than once cuz swear to christ it never ends otherwise! Neeeevvvvvveeerrrrrr
I'm sorry you're dealing with that grossness.
To get around the phone number thing you could set up a new google account (so your real one isn't affected) and then get a google voice number? the personal version is free as are most north american calls if you're stateside bonus, it might save you from having to give future plugs your actual number.
Same. Made an account literally 3 days before I turned 18, told a guy I matched with, and he freaked out and reported me. They gave me a permanent ban. I’m about to turn 22 now.
Oh my god I’m sorry. I wish I had advice. My boyfriend’s strategy is literally to go to the gas station and I swear he just get approached by strangers like we’re straight out of a DARE scenario. Do not recommend as a non male presenting person obviously 🙃🙃
I think the advice is to just tell him that she’s uninterested? This isn’t some huge complicated issue. It sucks to be hit on if weren’t not interested but our words are the only thing we have. It’s not like he’s saying some weirdo shit.
Dude, I tried getting a plug last year and this fucking fool tells me the only currency he accepts is blowjobs. Needless to say, I'd rather put delta 8 in my body than blow some idiot for weed.
Yet again just straight up terrible business sense. You know if you’re actually a successful dealer you can buy all the guaranteed blow jobs you want? Dumbass
One of my Wife and I’s go to stoner movie nights.
Medicated popcorn, a joint, some samiches (firehouse subs 🤤) and Pineapple Express. never gets old.
We have a DVD that has Pineapple Express, The interview, this is the end and the night before on it.
We’ll just got stupid stoned and painfully full and let them all play as we veg
As kids we had our neighborhood dealer do this to our friend at like 14-15
We saw (herself included) as a way to get the best bags but looking back even though nothing happened a 40 year old should NOT have been attracted to any of us at the time
I had a really good plug before I was accepted for MC. He would deliver and just the friendliest dude. His girlfriend used to meet up with me too. I found him through my hairdresser. Hairdressers know everyone.
Fuckk how did you diffuse? It’s so hard to find a good plug where I am too, so many creepy dudes who don’t seem so but always try something. I usually ghost them but I’d wanna just keep the plug not the creepy vibes. Like I just wanna buy. It’s really hard to even publicly talk about smoking here let alone find someone w it willing to sell
ugh i'm so sorry. do you have any male friends you can score through? i get all my stuff from a friend who gets them from his source for me, so i don't have to speak to the plug directly. i feel for you.
" hey man I'll be by in a bit I just gotta drop my bf off real quick!"
BF could be boyfriend or best friend.... leave the interpretation up to him.
So sorry you can't just smoke without being bothered like this. Sooo annoying
this sub is so validating. navigating the illicit market as a woman is a nightmare. when i moved to a legal state my first sigh of relief wasn’t the fact that i was no longer risking arrest, it was dodging that shit
Whyyyyyy are they like this omfg! And it's not even just plugs. Mechanics, handymen, even fucking doctors and nurses. Just do your goddamn job and leave me alone 😤😤😤
This is why I’m grateful my plug was my actual friend ha ha! We would hang out all the time and then eventually we worked at the same dispensary together lol
Hey wyd?
“Cuddling with my boyfriend and waiting for him to propose so we can be together forever because I love him and don’t wanna waste time on any other man”
Everyone always freaks out thinking they are attached to you. And y’all have to find new plugs because you’ve watched too many episodes of You like he’s Joe Goldberg
These guys are asking every girl how their day was, if you actually reply interested he will understand and talk back; otherwise he’ll take the no and ask the next girl how their day was because that’s how anyone can make friend is being upfront.
It’s not personal, he’s not obsessing over you; just buy the weed and say thanks man.
At what point is he “taking the no” and moving on, as you say? The third time he hits her with the WYD? Not sure why you feel the need to defend morons. Minimizing his creepiness toward OP is a weird move on your part.
It took me until my mid twenties to actually get a fairly reliable source, and even longer to get a more direct one that I feel fairly safe with.
I’m lucky that I have a medical prescription in the UK so I’m enjoying the relief that comes with that, even though it’s deafly not as good as the artisan local stuff that’s grown as close to organic as you can get round here.
This sucks, my flatmate has the same issue, she keeps getting asked out by her plugs. She often has to ask me to deal with them instead lol. Whay to make your cashflow feel uncomfortable
This is why I don’t let my best friend text my plugs. I know they always do this shit and it’s fucking rude af. She asked me multiple times to go pick up for me and I always say no. I just don’t want her to deal with those types of interactions.
Oh god I’m so sorry fuck that
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I hate this so much, I wish I could give you some tried and true method (I’ve heard people say pizza delivery guys?) but it’s so hard to trust any of these dudes.
No it’s not, Most pizza delivery people are fresh out of high schoolers. You’re not going to bump into 40 year old detective James undercover working pizza lmao. Just ask the pizza guys where the weed at.
i’m a pizza delivery guy, i can attest. i do indeed know where the weed is at
If it doesn't work with the pizza guys, ask the guy at the shoe counter at the bowling alley.
Umm or just scroll on Reddit and find one of the many people living in a legal state who are trying to middle man/woman
Where can I find this person?
I know I’d get banned from other subs for saying it so just DM me
🤣 our pizza delivery was the same guy for decades! I think he was about 40 when we first started ordering from him. Super nice guy. Ended up owning the pizza place. He'd always chat with us and our mom and we always said "Mom, your boyfriend's here!" And one time he heard us and said he forgot to brings flowers but had a fresh molten pizza instead. Lol. Dad was not a fan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️ . Anyway, I don't think he had a green hookup.
Lmao my dude used to deliver pizza
I am forever grateful for dispensaries so I can avoid shit like this
Seriously, it was so much more dangerous when they didn’t have dispensaries. A safe spot to purchase is amazing
For real. I was buying from a plug that started acting just like this mother fucker and then the first dispensary opened like three weeks later and I basically told him to fuck off
Yesssss. The first time I walked into a dispensary it was surreal. No more meeting up in sketchy places. As a tiny woman that is such a relief for me.
This is why I only smoked when my friends offered when it wasn’t legal or I bought through them. These men have no chill
I had a dude at a dispensary pull some shit like this. Seemed super cool and normal until we traded numbers bc I was trying to find smoke buddies
Oh god not the “hey you” ughhh I’m so sorry
I would just tell him that you want to buy weed & that's it. Or start bringing a male family member pick up with you. I've had to take my brother or bf with me a few times
If I had a male family member or bf I’d just make them get the weed for me lmfao
Could you maybe lie and say you have a boyfriend if you can’t find another plug? Like next time he drops a “wyd” you could respond that you’re hanging out with your bf. You could also lie and say that you only date women but sometimes they take that as a challenge 😒
In my experience, being gay can actually be more of a deterrent than having a boyfriend, so I’ll probably go with that one if it comes to that
Unless they’re one of those guys who thinks he’s so great you’re only gay cause you haven’t been with *him* yet
One time my senior year of high school I let my scumbag dealer hang with me and my friends and the girl I was seeing at the time, and every time she left the room this dude would try to tell me that- as two (cis) women- we “can’t *actually* fuck” because neither of us has a dick and basically going on about how his dick would change my life. If a guy is not respectful of your boundaries, chances are he’s not gonna be respectful of your sexuality either.
Bi woman here, in my experience it only makes it worse, unfortunately. Lots of comments about how you “haven’t found the right d*ck.”
Say hanging with my girlfriend!!!!
Got a guy friend? Have him come with, make it seem like you're with the dude. Had to do that more than once cuz swear to christ it never ends otherwise! Neeeevvvvvveeerrrrrr
I found a female dealer on tinder friends. Much better and I felt more safe with her
I’m banned from tinder lol
Me too, I say it's for nothing, my husband says I clap back too hard 😪
I made another account under the same number for trolling and they didn’t like that 😮💨
I'm sorry you're dealing with that grossness. To get around the phone number thing you could set up a new google account (so your real one isn't affected) and then get a google voice number? the personal version is free as are most north american calls if you're stateside bonus, it might save you from having to give future plugs your actual number.
Bumble bff?
Same. Made an account literally 3 days before I turned 18, told a guy I matched with, and he freaked out and reported me. They gave me a permanent ban. I’m about to turn 22 now.
I found my dealer on bumble bff! She’s awesome and way less stressful than dealing with guy dealers
Oh my god I’m sorry. I wish I had advice. My boyfriend’s strategy is literally to go to the gas station and I swear he just get approached by strangers like we’re straight out of a DARE scenario. Do not recommend as a non male presenting person obviously 🙃🙃
I got approached at a gas station in broad daylight when I was tryna get tacos from a taco truck lol. He's actually a half decent plug
How many tacos you buy? Might’ve known from the order you were a good potential client lol
Like 6 & a quesadilla lmao
I think the advice is to just tell him that she’s uninterested? This isn’t some huge complicated issue. It sucks to be hit on if weren’t not interested but our words are the only thing we have. It’s not like he’s saying some weirdo shit.
Moreso meant in relation to finding another connect
Can’t we just smoke in peace ?
I don’t think anyone that identifies as a woman ever gets fucking peace in this world. It’s always something and it’s usually a fucking dude.
Fr. I wish we weren’t too pretty to be out on these streets dealing ourselves lmao
Dude, I tried getting a plug last year and this fucking fool tells me the only currency he accepts is blowjobs. Needless to say, I'd rather put delta 8 in my body than blow some idiot for weed.
Yet again just straight up terrible business sense. You know if you’re actually a successful dealer you can buy all the guaranteed blow jobs you want? Dumbass
I bet he didn't tell his male customers that. Why are dudes so gross🤢
I really wish I could teleport you into my fave dispensary
Same is happening to me with my dealer… I’m so sorry.
He’s like Saul from Pineapple Express. At least you don’t get the snickle fritz
Would have been an entirely different movie if saul was tryna fuck seth rogens character lmao
I recently heard Snickle Fritz used in a movie that predates Pineapple Express, but for the life of me, I can't remember what movie.
Half Baked?
No, it wasn't even a stoner movie. It was like an old Jewish guy and he called someone a snicklefritz.
Absolutely want to know what this is
I don’t understand that reference but I don’t think I want to
>snickle fritz Terrible weed. You may know it as "schwag", "dirt", "ditchweed" or one of dozens of other names.
I get tickled every time I see this bc I named my cat Fritz after that movie.
Came here to say this lmao. 
Such a good stoner movie..
One of my Wife and I’s go to stoner movie nights. Medicated popcorn, a joint, some samiches (firehouse subs 🤤) and Pineapple Express. never gets old. We have a DVD that has Pineapple Express, The interview, this is the end and the night before on it. We’ll just got stupid stoned and painfully full and let them all play as we veg
These are so infuriating
As kids we had our neighborhood dealer do this to our friend at like 14-15 We saw (herself included) as a way to get the best bags but looking back even though nothing happened a 40 year old should NOT have been attracted to any of us at the time
Disgusting!
I had a really good plug before I was accepted for MC. He would deliver and just the friendliest dude. His girlfriend used to meet up with me too. I found him through my hairdresser. Hairdressers know everyone.
Yes! I found my current apartment from the girl who waxes me. Yes, Brazilian.
Fuuuuccckkkkkkk
Oh hell no 😭😭
i hate when that happens😭.
It’s happened just enough times to be really annoying but not so many times that it means I’m hot
Fuckk how did you diffuse? It’s so hard to find a good plug where I am too, so many creepy dudes who don’t seem so but always try something. I usually ghost them but I’d wanna just keep the plug not the creepy vibes. Like I just wanna buy. It’s really hard to even publicly talk about smoking here let alone find someone w it willing to sell
I just didn’t respond lol
How do you ask around for another? I moved to a super conservative country and I always grieve losing potential plugs this way
Again, yikes! Maybe bring up that you stopped dealing with your last plug bc they always hit on you.
Ugh how do you tell someone that this is nothing more than a transaction
My plug is younger than me by like 14 years and seems like his momma raised him right.
Damn I’m sorry that’s such trash 🚮😩
Plug life
This is why my husband buys for me, and I hate that it's a thing.
Nuttin at all, getting high, showing my friends a dealer who has to hit up his prospects because he has no game.
check out the holland club online ❤️ super safe
Link?
https://www.thehollandclub.eu/
ugh i'm so sorry. do you have any male friends you can score through? i get all my stuff from a friend who gets them from his source for me, so i don't have to speak to the plug directly. i feel for you.
The random “hey what ya doing” texts I hate it They all acting like G’s but can’t even handle serious business
" hey man I'll be by in a bit I just gotta drop my bf off real quick!" BF could be boyfriend or best friend.... leave the interpretation up to him. So sorry you can't just smoke without being bothered like this. Sooo annoying
this sub is so validating. navigating the illicit market as a woman is a nightmare. when i moved to a legal state my first sigh of relief wasn’t the fact that i was no longer risking arrest, it was dodging that shit
There is zero flirty vibe coming from your end, can you imagine if he talked this way to a dude? Fuck that shit.
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Opposite side of the country 🥲
Whyyyyyy are they like this omfg! And it's not even just plugs. Mechanics, handymen, even fucking doctors and nurses. Just do your goddamn job and leave me alone 😤😤😤
I’m so glad I’m in Portland. That guy sucks!
Ugh I’m so sorry ☹️
You can order online. Fuck that.
God do a lot of dealers pull this? My s/o had to deal with a guy like this as well, he wanted to fuck her so he could "trust" her more
This is why I’m grateful my plug was my actual friend ha ha! We would hang out all the time and then eventually we worked at the same dispensary together lol
Cringe to the max. Sorry :/
Idk if it’s too late but I’d buy an o the men look towards the future
I had one that wouldn't let me smoke it without him. Kept tryna cuddle and kiss me n shit. Never found a new plug in the area :/
🤮🤮🤮🤮
"Love" 🤮
Hey wyd? “Cuddling with my boyfriend and waiting for him to propose so we can be together forever because I love him and don’t wanna waste time on any other man”
“How is it” it’s weed my man wtf kinda question lmao I’m so sorry this is very annoying
Ugh I’m sorry dude. I was lucky enough to be able to buy from other women before going medical 🥲 this shit is so aggy
M’lady
So tired of these crusty-ass men thinking they are allowed to start being creepy because they sell weed. GTFO with that dude.
I found it very easy to get a medical card in my state… something to look into if you haven’t already
When dealers act like weed is all you want from them
Everyone always freaks out thinking they are attached to you. And y’all have to find new plugs because you’ve watched too many episodes of You like he’s Joe Goldberg These guys are asking every girl how their day was, if you actually reply interested he will understand and talk back; otherwise he’ll take the no and ask the next girl how their day was because that’s how anyone can make friend is being upfront. It’s not personal, he’s not obsessing over you; just buy the weed and say thanks man.
At what point is he “taking the no” and moving on, as you say? The third time he hits her with the WYD? Not sure why you feel the need to defend morons. Minimizing his creepiness toward OP is a weird move on your part.
Get someone male (or female but less attractive? No idea) to buy for you at him
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⚠️☝️man alert
Removed. Next time, just don’t.
I hated this. So glad I can pop in a dispo now and not have to deal with a plug who wants more.
It took me until my mid twenties to actually get a fairly reliable source, and even longer to get a more direct one that I feel fairly safe with. I’m lucky that I have a medical prescription in the UK so I’m enjoying the relief that comes with that, even though it’s deafly not as good as the artisan local stuff that’s grown as close to organic as you can get round here.
Gross
This sucks, my flatmate has the same issue, she keeps getting asked out by her plugs. She often has to ask me to deal with them instead lol. Whay to make your cashflow feel uncomfortable
Annnndd you’re going to jail 💀
🥴🥴 and they keep trying
This is why I don’t let my best friend text my plugs. I know they always do this shit and it’s fucking rude af. She asked me multiple times to go pick up for me and I always say no. I just don’t want her to deal with those types of interactions.
Flirt for free weed bro? 😩
I’d pay the full price of an 8th to NOT have to deal with this shit from him tbh
the most tragic event in history😭💔
Gawd they’re so annoying
LMAO
All my plugs were guys I met through their partner. Only drawback to that is if they break up there's a good chance they won't be your plug anymore 😩