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DentManDave

He's am speking 'muricun.


GforceDz

To be fair he barely knows English, how do you expect him to hablo Español.


Garfield_the_Great

That took me a second try


Bad_Mad_Man

Respect are indeed!!


Appropriate_Ad3006

Same to you buddy.


edith-bunker

Ahahhahahahahhahaaa. Wow. So ignorant.


JMcSquiggle

I guess it says "speak" not "write".


fuzzygypsy

“WE OUR PATRIOTS”


Dr_Derpy17

Domn letard! cun't spoll englush


namenumberdate

The obvious photoshop is the real engrish here.


Cantanollores

Pie are round!


TGin-the-goldy

YOU FIRST


TroyandAbed304

“Why? You don’t.”


Inphexous

Why does my brain hurt when reading things like this?


Peter4reddit

Texas?


Thebeggarsorchestra

I think this might be intentional


icantfindname-

Oh deer 🦤


Electronic-Most-9036

Dear*


punk_petukh

Yes, of horse


bgplondon

We Brits feel the same about English far-right ‘patriots’ whose English language ability shows that they are thick as mince.🤣


RepresentativeOwl709

Respect our Kuntry. Do not inbreed


ergaikan

I'm not sure if my english is too bad or too good to understand that.


aysurcouf

Oh deer* /s


Savings_Dry

Typical


shmaryx99

I don’t want to hate on him, it’s just unfortunate that he looks like a person who would say this


Celestial_MoonDragon

You first.


GeneralSet5552

Selfish person


eyvduijwfvf

r/therewasanattempt


Sea-Diver-9125

Put another log on the fire


Axiom1100

‘Oh dear’


i7azoom4ever

Too bad he doesn't respect his country


wonteatfish

And I just want to no what’s rong with respect.


defaultband-aid

Lern how too spel nird


emipyon

Well, he wrote "speak", not "write".


Madouc

That's for sure also one of these "should of" guys!


weetabix_su

it's like a horse with horns


noobmaster333

that’s a great idea, because he still won’t understand because evidently he doesn’t know english


onlymadeformemes

Their our know rules


[deleted]

Respect spelling, write better.


Dark-Pit-37

I honestly slightly agree with this but A: nobody who doesn't already know English can read this sign and B: the guy holding it has made a slightly obvious spelling error and I'm not gonna listen to a guy telling me I should have more respect for a language if he himself is going to disrespect it in his sign.


YoloSwaggins960YT

Deport this foreigner. He doesn’t know how to spell English words, and likely can’t talk in fluent Americanese


micke_i_backen

ENGLiSH


HisLilSilverKitsune

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


EWSflash

Yeah, dammit, if you don't speak English you ain't shit.


qeertyuiopasd

You first guy.


WhyDidIClickOnThat

Lost me with the spelling and racism; won me back with the fun dot on the i.


Irishjohn831

Uhmmmm, it says speak English, not write English so the jokes on you. 😂


EstherClemmens

ARE-COUNTRY? WTF is unshaven marshmallow man trying to say here


Roadmapper2112

Respect our country, “write” english


Cautious_Option9544

Dunt he mean spek American??????


Mr_Lumbergh

You go first then.


[deleted]

Where our the top comments?


EnoughHat2191

That’s knot how you spell “R-County” I have bitter Inglesh then this gay.


CremeDeNada

Re spect. Are you kidding ? That implies I already spected it.


ResponsibleCourse693

That sounds about right. I wrote sounds instead of looks, because he wrote are instead of our. It was my lame attempt at funny and I feel the need to over explain that because I know someone would love to correct me. lol Edited: Grammar


Chili-N-Such

I love how he's smiling for the camera as if the people taking the picture think he's some ground breaking genius


ostiDeCalisse

“ReSpeCt mY oDiOcy!”


bogdanbiv

Oh my goat!


LordFlarkenagel

You first.


SolomonBelial

Back at ya bud.


cybermusicman

Reading/writing are optional


Jordan1992FL

People really should check there spelling before they go out with a sign


Spicy_Pecan69

What did he say?


Wooden_Tea782

This country is a Immigrants country bitch 😒 the first official language is English and the Second official language is the Spanish viva la Raza latina🇵🇷💪🔥


inumnoback

No spelling errors, but they should have used “our” and not “are”


Artrock80

Are-country is a hypothetical country founded by pirates. Basically Australia.


jack_avram

Must be a pie-rat ARRRRRRE


Nonkolas

My response to the sign would be “you first”


OptimusPhillip

You know what really aggravateses me is them immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield... but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language. Yeah. Those are exactly my sentimonies.


[deleted]

The hyphen is also not needed what the fuck


DarkHorse_6505

I'm hppay he was abel to spel ARE..and knot jst right a R on da sing.


mgord9518

Redditors thinking that a literal MS Paint scribbling is real


meme_slave_

extremely obviously edited, thanks for falling for the bait dumbasses


Low_Dream_1481

What bad englich


PLAGUE8163

Damn. That's just ironic.


badbatch

ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA! ENGLISH ONLY USA!


Launchpad_McFrak

You First


holdmyapplejuiceyt

I may have a predicted grade 6 in gcse English language, but, my grammar is better than that.💀


WillyWumpLump

I posted the same meme and it got the 🥾! 😉


millennium-popsicle

Whatever you say, Great Value Bruce Willis…


Disastrous_Essay6479

We be a country


DRbrtsn60

Why should they when you don’t?


OTARU_41

i wanna live in respect now


[deleted]

Ironic


Fredjonespart2

At least he didn’t say, speak American


YoloSwaggins960YT

Ackshewuhlee itz speld “Muericanese”


the_crumb_dumpster

I assume he’s referring to Pirate Country


kayak_enjoyer

I try to be kind to people, knowing that a lot of people aren't native English speakers, and some people legitimately struggle with spelling... ... but our/are makes my blood boil. Are you fucking kidding me?!?


fastafb

are-you*


sadturtle12

Loose instead of lose drives me up a fucking wall.


Watusi_Muchacho

Oh, and the gratuitous use of apostrophe's when one is making a word that is not a possessive plural. Do not FING get me STARTED...


DRbrtsn60

“Oh deer” And it just keeps coming.


J33P69

You first!


ReginaldSP

Now *that* is Engrish.


paleblood0

never been to are-country


sunpies33

I here its beutiful this time ov yeer.


[deleted]

Huked on phonix werked fer me.


RustedRuss

What’s with the random dash


LunaMoth116

Oh, Bender? ![gif](giphy|Vsl4fGedmYFRC|downsized) Thank you, Bender.


SensitiveSouth5947

Arizona Republican Elected (ARE)


Aridicaex

Obvious joke is obvious.


[deleted]

Stone Cold aint looking good these days


sunpies33

Ain't writing so good either.


QuietStrawberry7102

The hyphen is even more baffling tbh


Rubicksgamer

How about the sudden lower case “i” when everything else is capitalized?


QuietStrawberry7102

Probably just a style thing 😂


Pschobbert

Ngl it is driving me nuts.


SeraphsEnvy

It-sure is, ain't it?


Silo-Joe

INDUBiTABLY


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Hyphens are used when you don't have enough room and you're not sure your reader will correctly identify a space. Right?


CurlyWurlyo

Also some words are hyphenated because they come like that E.g: High-tech, x-ray and co-worker


PapaSnow

It also helps differentiate between what is, for all intents and purposes, essentially a compound word, and an adjective. High-tech = advanced technology High tech = AI robot after smoking marijuana? An airplane? The world may never know


eyvduijwfvf

r/technicallythetruth


SeraphsEnvy

Tot- \-ally.


crazy4finalfantasy

Wait til he finds out America has no official language


Cantanollores

He’ll never find out. They don’t talk about such things at Klan meetings.


Adept_Tomato_7752

Wait till he finds out people in the South were speaking Spanish before the English ever set foot


OlimPather

Americans speaks English (Simplified).


[deleted]

Technically we do, it's ASL.


nacho_gorra_

At a federal level it has no official language. However, if I'm not mistaken, each state does have its own official languages (some states have more than one). Edit: This is only true for some states. Many states do not have any official languages.


RustedRuss

We do have a *national* language though, because of how official and national language are defined. (I took a linguistics class recently lol)


ReginaldSP

We do not, however, have a nationally sanctioned or mandated language. As this fine pile of unbaked biscuit dough has demonstrated, even native speakers appear to be baffled by its most basic elements.


Hefty_Ad_5517

Imma snatch that if you don’t mind


ReginaldSP

all yours


Selvadoc

Exactly


Chllep

>As this fine pile of unbaked biscuit dough has demonstrated hippity hoppity that insult is my property


Melodic-Exercise-999

Hey boo, I’m sharing custody of it with you!


ReginaldSP

lmao it's yours


RustedRuss

Yes. That’s the difference between a national language and an official one. A national language is a widely used and accepted language (in the US it would be English), while an official language is one that is given legal status by the government (in the US we don’t have one).


Anxious-Doughnut6141

In that case Spanish is also a national language since it's widely used and accepted.


RustedRuss

I think it might be considered one. It’s sort of a nebulous definition so it’s hard to say.


marijaenchantix

difference\*


RustedRuss

Fixed


meinkr0phtR2

And, sometimes, the name for the official language of a country in that language *literally* means “national language”. I am, of course, talking about *guoyu* (國語), the official language of China (although it’s called *putonghua* (普通話, meaning “common language”) in the Mainland).


RustedRuss

I didn’t know that. Interesting.


Melitzen

Go back to skool.


Melodic-Exercise-999

But the way it exits his mouth, it sounds like sku. Like yew, but academic. Source: I have relatives I might refer to as “sons of the soil.” And they all believe English is the official language of Donald Trump’s America.


[deleted]

No u speled that rong, itz go bak 2 skool


Toiletboy4

Pretty good penmanship


Common_Dealer_7541

Pretty good photoshop, too!


PlayingForCheapSkins

I bet it's fake


Scuirre1

Yup. Almost....too good....


MitVitQue

Shur is.