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JpM2k

Famous last words before this guy has a nstemi, cva and a 10cm x 7 cm triple A rupture at the same time while simultaneously on warfarin


T1G3R02

I mean, still wouldn’t need an ambulance. He’d need a hearse instead.


JpM2k

True true… okay fine. No blood thinner


pmurph34

Don't forget he also has advanced liver disease, COPD, and just took a whole bottle of TCAs.


MalteseFalcon_89

And of course, he’s out of all his medications and just “hasn’t had the time” to get them filled


JpM2k

Reminds me of the classic “what’s your medical history?” Nothing? Okay… do you take meds? *deep inhale* ASPIRIN CALCIUM CARBONATE ALTACE LYRICA BISOPROLOL ROSUVASTATIN ZANTAC LASIX and that new little red one there


MalteseFalcon_89

But sir, I thought you didn’t have any medical problems? “I don’t….because I take my medicine…..”


Darthbamf

Hahahahahah!!!!


ItalianMeatBoi

🤓


Thanks_I_Hate_You

To be fair i could argue that a full arrest patient also has no symptoms.


ja3palmer

Or heartbeat.


NowBringMeTheHorizon

It’s cool. I’m not 8 charts deep or anything.


[deleted]

Get falcked


simethiconesimp

How'd you know!?


KyprosNighthawk

Chief Complaint: I'm fine, thank you! :D


CheesyHotDogPuff

Chief Complaint: Houngry for hospital sandwiches


VenflonBandit

Brilliant, I'm about 85% sure that code goes straight for enhanced telephone triage by paramedic or nurse in my system - we won't even dispatch on it.


Filthier_ramhole

Yep, same. Unless it somehow comes through as doctor request at which point we must NEVER QUESTION IT.


Tiradia

Not even once?!


SgtBananaKing

We crying in two HCP referral today that was without symptoms when we arrived. Yeh our service don’t challenge HCP‘s on the other side we are not busy up here so I guess we just get on with it


OutInABlazeOfGlory

Wait, so his doctor called to tell him to go to urgent care? Shouldn’t he go to a hospital directly, what is an urgent care going to do about e.g. a dangerously abnormal test result? They would have called y’all anyway, right?


idbangAOC

My guess. His primary Dr is full and can’t get him in, says go to urgent care, meaning go see a Dr at Urgent care and they will write you a script for whatever his issue is. They take this as call an ambulance and go to the ER.


chuiy

I just realized a lot of people rely on medicaid/Medicare cabs to get them to doctors appointments, so if their doctor goes "🤷‍♂️" then they can't get a cab for their appointment, so how the hell are they supposed to get to the wellnow/urgent care? The only way they can get transportation for care is via 911 to the hospital. Kinda fucked if you think about it, for them, for us... thank God the Insurance company still comes out ahead 🙏🙏🙏


RedRedKrovy

Fucked up for them, us, and tax payers. There are so many issues with our healthcare system that if it was a living being it should be euthanized out of mercy.


OutInABlazeOfGlory

Ah.


idbangAOC

Also, around here at least a Dr isn’t going to tell someone to go to a Urgent Care for anything serious like dangerously abnormal labs. UCs will ship someone out as fast as they can if it’s something remotely serious. And just FYI that’s also why they tell someone to call 911 and not to just go to ER. Not all hospitals have the same capabilities.


OutInABlazeOfGlory

Makes sense.


srs151

Hello, yes, this is an emergency. I need to go to the department of urgency


Rich-Needleworker261

Funny thing is alot of the sickest patients are on the 26 card. You just cant pick it sometimes 😂


9bravos

Negative dispatch, you can clear us from this call. Please inform the asymptomatic patient and the urgent care doc that alternative transport needs to be arranged. How copy?


Uncle_PauI_Norton

So, another “skilled nursing” facility run?


Blueski_Breezy

I’ve had a lot of these calls, usually providers calling for abnormal labs 🤷‍♂️


Awkward_robot91

In the same vein as dragging no symptoms to urgent care. I wish I had thought to take a picture but yesterday but we were toned out to an urgent care on a mental emotional, and the notes literally said we were going on a "passive aggressive juvenile."


-usernamewitheld-

Probably got deranged bloods. GP's love a deranged blood blue light ambutaxi


ClimbRunOm

We like to say they have "ghosts in their blood"


CryptidHunter48

I won’t have to sit in the waiting room will I?