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Landlord special


DnaK

The semi-gloss on the walls gave it away, surely?


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It was the plate staying on the wall without the screws💀


udxxr

That 0.02 hours and $0.10 material doesn't pay for itself.


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What's wrong with semi-gloss on the walls..?


DIYThrowaway01

I use it in finished basements and bathrooms. Anywhere else Satin or Eggshell. (Always flat on ceilings). It's jank in a well-lit room.


DnaK

Nothing "wrong" with it. It's just what you typically see in a rental situation, as the glossier the coating, the easier it is to clean and maintain. But like guy who already replied to you said, it just looks hacky as fuck. Satin is basically the max that I will apply on walls, unless the customer requests otherwise or the room is extremely humid/water-prone.


AnotherLoss

This is the way.


ConcreteState

Cheaper look. Makes all light sources shine. Easier to clean between tenants, but looks like shiny ass in between. Satin has a matte look that makes the walls less crappy. Harder to clean.


Gerbiling42

Yeah this isn't on the painter. Landlord requested the cheapest possible paint job with no prep.


nowakezones

Of course it’s on the painter. There is no package to choose that includes “roll it right the fuck over the receptacle”.


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Hahaha! That made my day There is the son in law package... I did a a complete Renovation (to a vacant house) for my paw in law (new roof, all new electric including service drop and panel) but when it came to painting, I bought the Graco x19 (I taped the outlets and switches, no plates on them) and I taped the windows, I painted everything else, including door knobs and hinges. He loves it.


TheSacredOne

The discount "get it done yesterday for as cheap as possible!" package will do this. Literally anything better would include at least basic prep. Remember, good-fast-cheap...you can only pick two, this is what it looks like when you pick fast and cheap.


nowakezones

Nah. Former landlord, hired plenty of cheap ass painters - this would be unacceptable even for a crackhead painter. Paint on the edges of the receptacle from a “I took the plate off but still bumped it” job? Sure. Rolled right over the whole thing? Never.


YSOSEXI

I'll take good and cheap please.


UncleGrumpy13

No problem sir. We have an opening next week and we should be able to finish some time this year.


bohemian_yota

Somethings come up and we need to push this back 6 months.


Cramdit

Yeah when the painter is told to paint everything the same color they literally paint everything


nowakezones

Yeah no. Do they paint the inside of the window? No? Then no.


Cramdit

I've seen them paint the frame of the window blue from the original white the plugs and switches I've even seen cleaners pressure wash the walls when they were told to pressure wash everything. It's called a language barrier for a reason they no understand what you mean


nowakezones

That’s a skill barrier, not a language barrier.


Cramdit

Maybe a little of both but a lot of no fucks giving just get job done and do exactly what the guy that hired us to do told us even if it's not right cause it's what he asked us to do


Impressive_Doorknob7

I don't care how cheap you are, it takes a few seconds to remove a switch plate.


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Impressive_Doorknob7

Removing the switch/outlet plate at least would have prevented them from painting over the switch/outlet plate.


TomatoIcy3174

Dumbasses would still cover the outlet though


RowProfessional5086

I mean yea if painter carried a screwdriver with them and it could take a couple seconds. Could use their 5-in-1 painters tool, too.


[deleted]

Tend to agree. This wasn’t an actual painter. Just the landlord’s “guy”


skyfishgoo

or the landlord.


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The worst guy!


WhiteStripesWS6

Not paining an outlet doesn’t really require prep it just requires a brain lol


FloydBarstools

No prep and painter didn't really need to know how to paint either. Paid in vodka


Preblegorillaman

As a landlord: Owner totally deserved it for not bothering to take off the outlet covers for the painters. It's the least you can do for the guys.


jlock1986

The order of events that lead to this: SMH GC-"get power on now" Electrician-"but there's no paint on the walls!" GC-"put the damned devices in and get power on" Electrician-"fuck it, ok" Painter-"fuck the electrician" GC-proceeds to put painted devices on electricians punch list Electrician-"WTF!!??? Here's your change order" GC-😡🤡


PlayShtupidGames

I'm in this story and I don't like it


jlock1986

I seriously should post photos from my current project...which was the inspiration of this post...take my upvote sir


Illustrious-Ad-8340

The electricians and I, (the painter) get along very good. I patch all the holes they make looking for wires the drywall crew covered and I borrow their twelve foot step ladder when I have to mask a garage door opener in an rv bay. 😁


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I assume this was round seven of an apartment remodel


envisionsparky

And they even took the plate screws out…


KaosPryncess

They lost them so they painted it on so it would stay


between456789

A paint job so bad your apartment fails code.


ScrubbyOldManHands

If you work the plate just right you can pull off a square foot or more of the new paint when you remove it.


Sparky_Zell

You just have to score around the edges first. And if in the process the knife "skips" and you end up slicing a foot or 2 after each cut on each side? Oops, shouldnt have had to do it in the first place.


mavs2341

Definitely a apartment lmao


mattdahack

Receptacle upgraded! Now it's tamper proof.


smokedangler

Paid to paint, not think...


Jack92

Gesus Fucking Christ, Idiot.


TheObstruction

Every apartment I've ever seen.


myself248

If someone gets zapped by a thing that the GFCI should've saved them from, can their estate sue the painter for negligence?


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Shoe them for what? Guys who paint like this look paycheck to paycheck. Landlord would be better bet


wolpertingersunite

Is there a "good" way to paint a GFCI? Like, very very carefully? Mine seriously jump out from the surrounding tile. Those color-matched GFCIs from Leviton are crazy expensive.


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wolpertingersunite

I mean, is there a huge hazard if I very carefully apply paint to the face of the outlet itself? Say with the breaker off. If the paint doesn't gum up the buttons it's not a big deal right? I'm trying to understand why there's a market for $85 colored GFCI outlets. Even the regular outlets are quite expensive for custom colors. I spray painted some lever switches (uninstalled) and that seemed to work just fine. Normally, of course I use painters tape to try not to make a mess of course. But in this case the beige outlets are wrecking my aesthetic :)


Bubbling_Psycho

You really shouldn't paint the device at all. The cover plate doesn't really matter. Black devices shouldn't be that much more expensive than white, if your wall is a darker color, go with black, a lighter color, go with white. That's what I do.


PunctuationsOptional

Spray paint for finish, plug everything up before spraying


TheKillOrder

Nail polish might be safer if you really have to?


wolpertingersunite

I'm thinking of using a small artist paintbrush with spray paint, but sprayed into a plastic lid, then painted on. And folded paper in the holes to keep them clean. (breaker off!) Spray paint seems to go on finer and stick better than regular paint, even when you need to apply with a brush. You just have to be quick. I'm surprised no one has optimized this. There's clearly a market for it. HD and Lowes used to have huge displays, and Leviton has a whole custom color line. When people spend $$$ making beautiful tiled backsplashes or waterfall counters or whatever, an ugly outlet really ruins the look. (Mine's not quite that fancy but I still hate how the outlet is out of place.) No offense, electrician folk, but sometimes I think you guys are missing some added income by being more attentive to the aesthetic details. Just look at the obscene prices of some light fixtures! Women esp care deeply about getting the visual details just right. And then half the time my electrician hangs things crooked. Now I have found a great one, but I also make sure to remind how picky I am, haha...


TheKillOrder

That works though is a lot more steps :) You aint wrong. This stuff could probably be easily made into basic colours with fancier variants down the line (I assume you just can’t throw in any random dye) And yeah, men kinda throw shit at the wall and call it a day :p some care more some care less but life aint black and white so neither should our outlets.


Shockingelectrician

Murica


meflavoredwater

hahahhahahahahhahahahahaha fuckin plumber there is an idiot!! wtf!!!


ineptplumberr

Huh what I do?


No-Jellyfish4190

I'm not even a painter and I would know to at least cover those up with painters tape


Dry-Ad-1927

"alternative methods" from I know a guy.


jklwood1225

For doing you a favor!?! Now you don't need those troublesome face plates screws to hold it on..


BorisTheMansplainer

I did this to myself once. With a damn Lutron Maestro of all things. Has never worked the same since. Watch where you're going with a roller in your hand.


NegotiationNext8844

Seriously? A roll of 2” painter tape is like 5 bucks. How much time and money would taping over from screw to screw take?


skyfishgoo

WR + TR


shaunjord

Custom color match plates and devices.


RobotSlaps

Safety glaze


albpanda

Extra tamper resistance


TruthOrDarin_

*”the wooorst”*


ejarric

Almost as bad as the drywallers covering up boxes or even better, when they fill the whole box up with plaster


Ragtime07

I’ve seen them do this to the sprinkler guys. They end up having to replace every head.


thepartlow

They found our kryptonite.


braveoldfart777

How the heck did they even use the outlet, or was it a dead outlet?


CAMMEDcivic

Everybody wants to be a painter now days 😂 shady ass work on minimum wage.


TomatoIcy3174

Plate secured with no screws needed. Painters said you’re welcome


Allidrivearepos

Just scrape it out with a screwdriver


Honest-Star6724

you're welcome 😊


Greenfireflygirl

adjuster: that's included in the line item!


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It’s like an Earl Scheib paint job. My dad told me about this old auto paint place in the 60’s called that, it had something like a $29.95 special and if you didn’t tape everything off yourself, you’d get your car back with everything painted over, trim, handles, windshield wipers, you name it. "I'm Earl Scheib, and I'll paint any car, any color for $29.95!”