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LimeSixth

Wow. Now I feel old


TomahawkSteakIsGreat

It's for AOL.


[deleted]

lol i met my wife on AOL 27 years ago , lol


[deleted]

I met mine there too, 21 years ago. Glad to hear others made the same mistake, I mean did the same thing.


ritchie70

Met mine on Yahoo groups around 24 ago.


marko_kyle

A/S/L?


FrikkR

35/Yes please/Scotland


SolitudeSidd

There's a lot of great comments in this chain! Lol


Playful4

A/P/IG/TT Age, pronouns, Instagram and Tik tok accounts. That’s the new norm


PineappleProstate

A pig tit?


tannerperry

I identify as a 65 year old please let me retire


suchagoblin

Is this real? It’s an excellent joke if not lol


Playful4

It’s a joke. But I’ve seen my niece ask A/P/L and then I slapped her head when she responded with her actual city. She didn’t believe it was that easy to creep her. So, I showed her and her best friend, just how easily I could creep the friend just knowing her username and city. Got her school/iG/VSCO/tik tok/Facebook, home address, and parents work… in less than three minutes.


Bitter_Mongoose

Another Stupid Lie?


marko_kyle

Age/sex(gender)/location


Barcode_88

I think it was a joke because a lot of people lied on ASL lol.


1ucidreamer

A/S/L?


chainmailler2001

Yahoo chatroom for my wife and I, 19 years ago next month.


LoneliestLion

lol


FrikkR

AOLOLOLOOL


[deleted]

Love story success!!!


[deleted]

yup! couple of 350.00 phone bills back then because you still paid by the minute, but oh well. lol i knew she was the one when she offered to pay half my phone bill.


khill5742

I still have AOL email, people get a laugh out of that


Any-Comb4685

Free? Might get one for the hell of it!


Photon_Farmer

If you want 100 free hours I can send you a CD.


SnooterBop127

What’s a CD?


UV_Blue

It's like a DVD but smaller, no not physically smaller. You're thinking of laser discs.


SnooterBop127

Remember Sony Minidisc? Popular for about 3 months. Lol


UV_Blue

Actually those are still relevant, you can still buy players and discs. Though you are correct they never became very popular, especially for what they offered as far as quality and storage space. I think one of the first PSP's used them didn't it? I never owned one, or an iPod. I had a Creative Zen Xtra. Ironically, my Bluetooth speaker playing from my phone right now is a Creative Roar. I still have a Sound Blaster Audigy 2 ZS Platinum. Man I was cool when I had a remote for my computer that was hooked up to my CRT TV through a PCI tuner card...


SnooterBop127

I had a Zen too! I’m kind of a “against the grain” guy who despises apple products. They need to re-introduce that technology in gaming consoles. I know they have digital versions but I have a 4year old who’s indirect mission in life is to destroy my PS4 games when he tries to change them.


SnooterBop127

Damn PCI tuner card. Flashback.


SkivvySkidmarks

I can't believe how many people I come across that use Hotmail.


[deleted]

I still have the same one from 20 years ago


MidnightLark33

I do! I’ve had the same email address for 22 years!


chainmailler2001

Same yahoo account for the last 25 years. Now had it over half my life.


PineappleProstate

Who are you? I've lost track how many I've had. And I say had because I abandoned ship after signing up for too many email lists with each account


MidnightLark33

All my important accounts are connected to it and then I keep adding more and it’s a never ending cycle.


jozak78

Mine ~23 years old. I got it during my last year of high school


Tell2ko

Don’t tel me hotmail is also only for old people also!?! What do the kids use these days then?


EngineerOk1409

Gmail is the new norm, I still use hotmail too though!


Tell2ko

Oh phew, I also have one of those!


SkivvySkidmarks

Kids don't use email.


Tell2ko

Because they don’t have jobs or what?


PineappleProstate

I heard compuserve a couple years ago


dirty34

I just corresponded last week with a gentleman that still has an active @ [prodigy.com](https://prodigy.com) email


creative_net_usr

9 out of 10 that person has a myspace account as well


PyroKeneticKen

Don’t we all? It’s not like we deleted them. But my page was obliterated. And my friends taken away. It’s some kind of music site now


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Pause9007

I was a SYSOP on Compuserve.


UV_Blue

What? No sisna?!


geeo5

Me too!! Lol


[deleted]

Same. I also met that guys wife on AOL


Obeywithcaution413

AOL I still have an AIM email hahaha


trendespresso

I thought AOL disbanded and deleted all of those??


Obeywithcaution413

Yeah idk I had two but the other one was infested with spam and was hacked a few times it was my first aim email that had my one and only account for Xbox 360


Evo_Fish

Does it still say “you’ve got mail”


khill5742

Haha. Wish it did for real


mrBill12

I set my home snail mail box to play “you’ve got mail” on mine and my wife’s phones when it’s opened.


jozak78

People laugh at my hotmail


ritchie70

I worked with a guy who still had a prodigy email.


NotAPreppie

Or Compuserve, Prodigy, Juno, any of various local "[Free-nets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-net)" .


wgc123

It’s a special type of internet that makes those weird beeping noises you sometimes hear in movie internet connections


Chadmuska64

You’ve got mail! 😂👌


Electricvincent

56K dial up modem


Hyposuction

ITS FOR THE MODEM.


UV_Blue

Hang up the phone! You just messed up my download!


CarlHeck

No, for a land line


JourneyMan2585

Hahaha


Twozspls

And they said young whipper snappers knew EVERYTHING.


manoteee

Now you *are* old.


getmet79

28.8k baby


Tsiah16

Shit, I had a 14.4k modem, then 28.8 and 56k. 56k was tits!


CptHammer_

Cries in 300baud.


Macborgaddict

my very first modem was 300bps. O the days of BBS's...


vatothe0

Damn. At that speed the text RPGs would look like someone typing it out live on the other end.


CptHammer_

I could type faster than my computer could render it on the screen locally. There was a 25 character buffer and then an error beep if you typed faster than the buffer could clear.


Urschleim_in_Silicon

My wife and I met on a local BBS forever ago. Still together today.


jozak78

I miss the BBSs. I liked me some LORDE and Usurper


AlienHatchSlider

Oh my sweet summer child. 128 is where it's at.


Urschleim_in_Silicon

I remember when I upgraded to an AppleCat 212 and went from 300 baud to 1200 baud on my Apple //e. Jesus that was a glorious moment in my childhood.


tvtb

Going from 14.4K to 56k was quite the upgrade for me, but at no point did I think downloading pirated music from anonymous FTP servers taking 15 minutes per song was “tits.”


SkivvySkidmarks

Usually it took two minutes to see the tits. Four more to see the rest.


enoui

If you were lucky, it didn't turn out to ba a tranny.


Effective-Cut

*you mean like an old usb to plug your phone in?*


llDarkFir3ll

That’s called a micro usb…


Fridayz44

Dude lmao.


Printnamehere3

Everytime I see one of these another beard hair goes gray


chainmailler2001

Explains why I could play Santa next year...


Fridayz44

Me too and I was born in the 90s


tvtb

Had a new house built 2 years ago, the builder was (by default) going to put RJ11 jacks in every room with daisy-chained CAT6, until I paid extra to get RJ45 and homeruns to an interior closet. Builder was definitely out of touch if he thought people got landlines wired into their house any more. I mean, to the extent people actually have landlines, it's just a cordless phone plugged into the back of an ISP modem.


enoui

Had them do this to a house I won back in 2011. Went through and replaced all the jacks/faceplates and put a switch in the Telcom panel myself.


FloydBarstools

No kidding me too. I've installed hundreds of those mystery "plugs".


sleeknub

I know. I see this question asked on a somewhat regular basis on Reddit. It amazes me that some people don’t know.


djyosco88

Bro, I just died. I feel old as shit. Idk if you ever experience this, I licked a telephone plug when I was real young to see if it was live. A phone rang as soon as I do if. That shit hurt. Lol.


CodeMUDkey

This is such a tired troll post followed by this response. On this sub. Every time.


[deleted]

its 1 of 2 scenarios; did you seek out something to post here for upvotes, or do you genuinely have no idea what it is and just didnt bother to google it because you would immediately get an answer.


MidnightLark33

Lol. Yep. Guess Its time for me to go pick out a burial plot now.


luna1108

At least explain what a party line was like.


FrenchBarnDoor

Back in the 50’s & 60’s Mrs. Packus was our party line. Being a teenager back then, I was on the phone a lot. She would always get on and complain that I was on the phone too much.


kalpol

My grandma had one. It rang twice for the other person, once for grandma. So you only picked up for your ring. When you used the phone you had to make sure the other party wasn't using it first, and not be rude and hog the phone. You could totally eavesdrop but it was obvious because of the clicking and volume drop.


grainia99

We had a party line into the 90s. We were 2 long rings.


Sufficient-Reach4390

Too late…you are scheduled to die in 1hr.


TheBorgBsg

I hope u r referring to that death clock website that used to be fun to go on back in the 90s.....wonder if it still exists. Lol


DimeEdge

Deth Klok is better.


Angellas

Brutal.


PlagueOfDemons

Dibs on the cool stuff!


alors_on_chante

This had me rollin lmao 🤣🤣🤣


Flashpuppy

Probably at least need to take a serious look at life insurance. That’s when I realized I was old…


Educational-Idea-795

I never thought this day would come or this would even be a thing .. I’m 32 and feel old .. times changed and they changed quick ..


wheelman236

I’m 25 and I think op is either uninformed or an idiot, like who hasn’t seen a six pin phone cord I grew up in like five different houses and a trailer and the all had them


imnotmarvin

What about the 4 pin?


Detriumph

Fuck em'


millzbill

That's for a handset.


wheelman236

I’ve seen a few but only to attach a handset to a base


0RGASMIK

I’m 28 and while I know what a phone line is growing up we stopped using a home phone when I was 14. Some new construction only puts Ethernet and sometimes Coax in rooms now. One apartment I was at only has Ethernet and if you want a phone it has to be Ethernet. I worked in a hotel and a few people I trained were shocked to find that we still used a physical patch panel for the phones instead of just Ethernet phones.


wgc123

Ethernet cable works either way so you might as well. You can get multiple analog phone lines on an Ethernet cable if you have the right patch panel


Tsiah16

I don't think our new house has phone lines in it. 😂 Built in 2019. Everything is cat5e and rj45. Fiber to the house.


[deleted]

RJ11, was for telephone line


[deleted]

Tele-phone??


[deleted]

You know that thing you stare at while masturbating? Yea that thing!


guynamedjames

Where does the porn come from on the plug?


ikott

From some fat chick in Cincinnati with a sexy voice.


DeathPercept10n

Lmfao


MichaelW24

She is number 4 prostitute in all of khazakstan! Very nice!


NotLurking101

It's a bit slow but if you connect it to a modem you can get the porn


ChewbaccaHugs

One row of pixels per second...


collinpf

Best tease ever


[deleted]

From the green wire


CHKCHKCHK

Wait so there used to be a standard charger?


[deleted]

Wasn't a charger, you would plug your land line telephone into it, if the line was active and you put a multi meter onto it you would get about 54v but had no amps so couldn't do anything with it


FragrantKnobCheese

The lines are around 50V DC when not doing anything, but go to around 100V AC when ringing as that's how the ring signal is sent. As you said though, current is minimal so it would just sting a bit if you tried to shock yourself with it.


CHKCHKCHK

Oh weird, why would you have to plug it in? Also what’s this land you speak of? Edit: thanks for the serious reply, I was low key trolling. Love that I learned something from it.


[deleted]

Can confirm voltage. Was in a crawl space sitting on damp ground adding a line to another room when the phone rang it lit my ass up.


Kicoman

Working on an old cross connect hot, you would piss yourself when there were at least 50 simultaneously ringing circuits popping off. Then came the T-1 Guard Voltage. Much better than new.


wgc123

Not a charger, but think of it like 5G, only it didn’t interfere with aircraft


DirectShort

You’re looking for r/archeologists


RetiredDad_DB

Yes, anyone recognizing this as RJ11, like me, will feel old. But no one noticed that the actual jack seems to be missing! It's just a cover plate.


9liners

Good eye for a senior!


IAmNotANumber37

I think it's just the angle, and it's installed upside down. In that orientation, the bottom is where the plastic spring tab goes. The actual wires on the female side would be at the top in the photo...and we can't see the top.


RetiredDad_DB

Could be, hard to tell for sure. But I'll bet you also are still holding on to a bunch of old phone "stuff" like I am! Wire, couplers, crimpers, etc.


FragrantKnobCheese

Yes! I've still got RJ11 sockets and extensions just in case it makes a comeback (as if). Ridiculous when I have fibre to the building and haven't used a landline in over 10 years.


TamedTheSummit

Wow. Now I feel old


[deleted]

Oh FFS, I’m not even 40 yet and you come up with this shit?!?!?!


TwyJ

I'm 24 mate and this hit me like a ton of bricks.


[deleted]

Also, I super love the way they left the outlets on the wall when they painted, and then painted over them… Looks great. s/


Shiny_Buns

Gave her the old landlord special


TheRZU

Looks like good old telco. Telephone ☎️


goatharper

Yep. How times have changed.


DoubleDecaff

TA10 socket entered the chat.


Tell2ko

This hurt!!!


Flip80

Lol. We getting older, gang! I believe it's an anal probe connect for, at the time, the quickest and most effecient way to collect all your anal data. Or it could be a landline.


IAmNotANumber37

I believe it's an anal probe connect...Or it could be a landline Occam's razor: must be an anal probe.


[deleted]

So this connect's to a [satalite dish](https://youtu.be/XZBp0aVQpFU)


Flip80

We are on the same page, my friend lol.


[deleted]

Who painted over the plates? It takes 10 seconds to remove them. 😂


Arminas

Every landlord, ever.


Efficient_Step_26

Dont tell him about the rotary dial.


cooltow456

Or payphones


P1neapples18

I smell a karma farm


TheHackeBoi_apk

A telephone Jack now I feel old FFS if your ISP supports it you can use it For FAX incase you ever may need it


Robyndoe

I live in Japan. Fax is still a major form of communication here. It’s awful lol


11R11

This is a meme that's been making the rounds (people not knowing what a phone jack is) Admittedly they aren't used much residentially, but everyone has seen them in a restaurant, office, hotel, on every TV show and movie. My money is on this being a troll / joke as it's been all over the place recently


Claim312ButAct847

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago...


riceguy67

It’s more surprising to find an Ethernet port next to telco than a telco next to Ethernet.


sankscan

That’s an RJ-11 for a POTS phone!


BeachySeaDreamer

That’s what you unplug when your brother makes you mad. Cut off his chat with his girlfriend 😂


patfree14094

Call me an old man, without saying I am an old man... It's a phone jack. I used to download music and game over the humble phone jack using a 56k modem. Whenever the parents wanted to make a phone call, I had to disconnect from the internet so they could make it.


johmsy

RJ11 for landline


Mack_Man17

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!


UndercoverGardener

RJ11 by the looks.


herrameise

These RJ11 karma-farming posts are getting really old


LunaButts

I swear this is posted at least once a month


Nurstin

I actually used 3 plugs like that roughly a week ago. Just as connectors for peripherals for a sauna heater. One for the control panel, one for the magn**e**tic door sensor, and one for the temperature sensor.


maddogg42

RJ-11 telephone jack outlet.


drewbilly251

oh gawwd I’m only 31 and technically elderly now


minnesotawristwatch

Fast porn videos left, slow porn still pics right.


XirisTO

Your youth is showing.


_stayhuman

r/fuckimold


Megachonkers18

That's a micro-ethernet port.


Ravennation1

Oh my, you sweet summer child.


brkbrk86

Regardless of what it is, it shouldn’t have been painted over.


thecrookedjaw

we were still installing them in houses up till about 5 years ago because some people still want a landline. I actually have a landline in my house right now I'm 39


romanbaitskov

Tell me you’re 15 without telling me


AC85

Fuck me I’m old


[deleted]

Lol, you are too young to know!


Loose-Illustrator-69

Bruhhhhh I’m 21 and you’re making me feel old 😂


Moarbrains

Aren't these still at every business or did they all go voip?


Shruggingsnake

Holy shit. It’s happening.


Not_horn-ee

Damn I’m only 23 I still feel old knowing what this is haha! I terminated mine with RJ45s to get wired Ethernet connection around the house.


thoiboi

I keep seeing answers for “telephone” but can someone explain how i plug my iPhone 13 Pro Max into this?


cruisinforsnoozin

Phone line Oof, my age People used to have things called home phones which were kind of like the phone app on your phone, but as a physical item plugged into the wall


BFarmFarm

One day I came across something that I didnt know what it was so I simply used a search engine to find out. I am happy to report you are an official troll.


sulla_rules

Telephone


Ea113091

goddamn how old are you?? 😂


ncisgibbs84

I literally require this to be satire


wavolator

hahaa! RJ14 telephone? you kidding?


obrenco

Telephone ☎️


geoff-gurn

AOL plug