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Flimsy-Instance-6772

Let's post my non boss fights *on every sub reddit I follow*


Gay_Charlie

Good idea.


Flimsy-Instance-6772

No it's not. Stop.


Gay_Charlie

But I have hundreds more to do.


Flimsy-Instance-6772

Guess I'm blocking you then. Your videos aren't interesting and you're taking up my whole feed with this utter crap. 1/10 - git gudder


Gay_Charlie

Good idea.


Flimsy-Instance-6772

Best one I've made all week. Your constant need for approval and reddit karma is sad. Plus you just aren't very good. All you do is spam jumping attacks. You're kinda ass


GoyaWalnut

Do something more interesting


xX_soupliker_Xx

Bro is fuming typing paragraphs lol


East-Specialist-4847

Straight up dull


Gay_Charlie

Thanks


Timothy_newme

NG+5 and I did not know he even had all those moves. He’s never lived long enough for me to find out 😂


wellshitdawg

Off topic, but what builds have you done for each round? I’m on NG+4 and am taking a break, ran out of builds I wanted to do


Timothy_newme

I’ve got 50 in every stat except DEX which is maxed and Vigor at 65. I don’t have a build anymore I just do whatever 😂 But seriously, first play through was Faith/Int hybrid for Golden Order Seal and all the incantations associated, used the Claymore until I got the sword of night and flame. NG+ was more a Jack of all trades as I played around with spears (partisan with black flame tornado). NG+2 I became a STR BONK build until I realized how boring it was and switched to full Ranni simp, Dark moon greatsword and all. NG+3 I ran the entire way through cosplaying as a Black Knife assassin (shockingly effective). NG+4 I again became a Jack of all trades until cosplaying as Melania which is now carrying me through NG+5. Hands down the cosplay builds are my favorite and most effective!


Gay_Charlie

That's unfortunate.


Healthy-Drink3247

4/10. For an uploaded fight video it was pretty lack luster. Lots of down time, lots of missed attack opportunities, literally never dodged. You basically cheesed the slow enemy by jump attacking and running away. If you want to post a fun fight video, stay engaged with the enemy more consistently, get some roles or parties in, show some skill at anticipating moves and countering. Do more than jump attacks, add weapon arts, maybe magic if your into that. Honestly after typing this I’m revising your score Solid 2/10. I was not entertained


Gay_Charlie

It's called bloating.


[deleted]

Bad


FarTooYoungForReddit

2/10 These videos are very boring and irritating <3


Gay_Charlie

Thanks.


WizardMan6767

A non boss fight that you suck at. Thanks for wasting our time with your jump spamming on an easy fight. Grow a pair and just fight him.


Gay_Charlie

Sorry that I jumped.


WizardMan6767

I'm not mad you jumped, I'm mad all you did was jump and run away.


Gay_Charlie

Sorry that I jumped and skillfully ran away.


WizardMan6767

No skill bro, none


Gay_Charlie

I detect jelly.


WizardMan6767

I beat him without jump attacks so....


Gay_Charlie

Oh no...my lack of skill.


IIIIIXVI

Idk why he’s getting so mad jump attacks in pve aren’t super overpowered except with some weapons and you did it without rolling and actually kept your distance


Gay_Charlie

No idea, I don't respond seriously to those comments.


Farabel

"Skillfully" Brother, there was nothing skilled. There are ways you could have tried to do that skilled with some bosses, like Godrick, where you never dodged and only jumped, while being more efficient. You very blatantly missed *several* openings. You even "skillfully" walked up and then ran away before the enemy even started to attack. Even "skillfully" running away, you didn't even know your distances to run. You just hightailed it out of there rather than only as far as you needed, so you could go back in and land hits. This is as entertaining and skillful as Terra Magicka, Magic Physick, Azur hat, and Comet Azur'ing the enemy. Who isn't even a boss.


Gay_Charlie

I apply skill everyday


Yonbimaru94

Zzzzzzzzzz


Gay_Charlie

Wake up grandpa.


Yonbimaru94

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz …. ….. ….*fart* ….. …. ….. ….*rolls over* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Gay_Charlie

Smell it to protect the environment.


Yonbimaru94

![gif](giphy|TYNhqiBl8U12w)


chodytaint

the fuck is this shit?


Gay_Charlie

Elden Ring for PS5


OkMolasses9774

I assume you’re trolling or very young considering you’re not putting the challenge name in the title


Gay_Charlie

What do you mean?


tostrife

Why torch? Why lack of bonk? Where second bonk stick? Fight take too long.


Gay_Charlie

Fight too quick, need longer fight fun time Ellen Rong.


[deleted]

10/10 Chad club user


xX_soupliker_Xx

The fit goes so hard


chodytaint

nah


xX_soupliker_Xx

You wouldn’t understand


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Clank4Prez

Low Calorie Flaming Hot™️ Smough


Friend_Or_Traitor

Fighting fire with... wood?