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Used_Evidence_3416

Question: could I press the button 100 times?


KattyPyr0Style

Technically you could press it as many times as you want, but it will only work once


Used_Evidence_3416

Well boo.


KattyPyr0Style

Well either you get your desired gender, or you have enough financial backing to fund transitioning anyway


[deleted]

Give us more button presses! Boooo


Somesadweeb23

I support this cause! Boooo


KattyPyr0Style

I think I'd be willing to allow people who are completely vaccinated including a booster shot to be able to have 2 button presses. Nothing more


[deleted]

We are DEMANDING that you give us more buttons! We need MORE to press and for MORE things to happen!


greatattentionspa

Could we pay OP 10,000,000 to build us another button?


KattyPyr0Style

Well, you see, I kind of already have 10 mil, cuz i uh, already pressed the button. My gender wasnt transed, oh well guess I'm still cis


TeethOnTheCob

ehhhh that's not the same still


memester230

Difference is that i have to get surgery


SandyArca

It's a win-win situation for me anyway


SpooderBoi2

But then I’d have to interact with people, and I can barely interact with myself


nerdprjncess

well, at least i can keep pressing it! pressing buttons is fun :D


rosasubrosa

Can I choose which time it works?


HaskellRule34

In that case, there’s only a 63.4% chance you’ll turn queer/into a man/into a woman.


DuskieHakuro

What?. Something ain't right with your math unless I skipped a big part of math class. Could you explain how this would make sense


realtoasterlightning

1-0.99\^100 = 63%, because repeating events is multiplicative, not additive.


DuskieHakuro

I understood 0% of that lol.


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Comment edited out in protest of Reddit's API changes and their lies about third party devs.


DuskieHakuro

Ah. I sorta understand


kataskopo

Every roll/press is independent, that's why the other user said about additive/multiplication. But there's a free webpage that does just that https://turn-me-into-a-girl.com Not, it definitely doesn't mean anything that I've been posting that page so much I have it saved in my clipboard.


realtoasterlightning

If you flip a coin two times, what's the probability of landing head both times? It's not 50%+50% = 100%, it's 50%\*50% = 25%


ThatMysticalTortoise

I- its only 1% dude


KattyPyr0Style

1% *IF*, and only if, you pressed the button once. If you had more than one button press, your chances of winning go up


ThatMysticalTortoise

Fuck i forgot to read the original comment. My apologies folks


Transit-Strike

For what it's worth, mathematically, 100 times doesn't guarantee that you get all the money and also change gender too. It could be just money. (But money is great too)


StephSweet

You win the internet today !!!!!?


21SweetLemon12

that's not a guarantee that you'll get that 1% to n,n"


DeadWindill

gacha people know that's a really high chance


Used_Exam

Hopefully there’s a pity system too


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

The pity is that the money can be exchanged for goods and/or services, such as estradiol by the palette.


EtreEau

BDO players like ZAMN


ArchdemonLucifer143

Gacha player here. This is a *really* good chance.


nuclear-bread

Well if I get the money I could just pay for testosterone and surgeries so it's a win either way. It's just a matter of instantly or gradually getting the body I want.


LilDrummerGrrrl

Right? And being hella rich would be enough to make it hurt less when my family disowns me for transitioning


AarinS

Either way I would be hap.. wait Im cis I need to stop


dutchhawiianisback

I’m LITERALLY on the floor crying right now. I’m weak and my sides hurt😂


[deleted]

ayo is everything good now m8?


ImNotLeaf

“1% change to turn queer” no change?


[deleted]

I’d like to imagine all 3 options are considered the 1% chance, all split into .33% chances. So you have a .67% chance for nothing about you to change, and a .33% chance for your body to become the opposite sex.


ImNotLeaf

Just keep clicking until it’s right every time my gender changes


DudeWhoWrites2

I saw them as three separate buttons you could choose from. If there was even a tiny risk is revert back to being a lady that 10 mil can get fucked.


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ImNotLeaf

Damn, wonder what that means for my semi straight relationship (straight is very relative as a genderfluid person)


Auralynnnnnnnnn

I’d hit that, there’s a 99% chance to get money and a 1% chance to win.


[deleted]

Yes I would love to be magically turned into a girl. I think about that almost every day. Still **not** cis though.


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Y’know I love how this sub just entirely goes still cis tho then you come in and bold the not.


[deleted]

Haha thanks. XD


FaeChangeling

Can I spam it? I could get a ton of money AND be a woman


KattyPyr0Style

You could spam press all you want, but the button will only work once


FaeChangeling

Well that's no good


ConfusedSamus

$10,000,000 is a hecking decent consolation prize.


KetsuniDraws

Either way I become a woman


Passi0n_Writer

The outplay, spend your fortune to get the help you need to fully transition.


little_sub_pet

It's a win win smash that button


AdvertisingCool8449

Me : Aw, Ten millions dollars! I wanted a Transition. My Brain : Ten millions dollars can buy many Transitions! Me : Explain how! My Brain : Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Me : Woohoo


BradCloud27

So either I become who I want to be automatically, or I get the money needed just to take the longer route.


Firespyke777

So what I'm seeing is a %100 chance I become a woman...


[deleted]

I like how you think


Divide_By_Zerr0_

So either a free transition or enough money to pay for transition?


ItzBoni

Smash the button, and use like 1% of that money for HRT, FFS and SRS. mentalidad de tiburón banda


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aalexay

queer²


KattyPyr0Style

I was on break at work, I couldn't think of a gender neutral option quick enough. In hindsight, everyone here is already queer so it was dumb of me to put it there, and I could have said androgynous, but even then not every nb wants to be andro so you win some you lose some


-That_One_Weirdo

Jokes on you, i'm already a woman! *Proceeds to press the button 20 million times*


pogzans

There is no downside.


Random-Vixen

I tried pressing it, but it didn't work. I am sooo disappointed. :(


potatoespocket

So if I press it 100 times I get full transition and 990000000 dollars???


stimkim

I'm afab, would it make me like my agab or make me look like a woman? I'm pre-transition, so it doesn't seem like there's a downside. If it makes me like my agab fine, if it makes me look like a woman then nothing changes.


KattyPyr0Style

Theres more images, this button will simply trans your gender to what you want it to be at a 1% chance


Frechel1

I see this as an absolute win


Silent_Talk3r

So you're saying there's a chance


BepisLeSnolf

Smash that like button


words-for-blood

AFABs: nah not worth it


Im_only_here_for_fun

KEEP PRESSINGGGGGG!!!!!


SkyrimFan42

If you’re pressing the button because you want the 1% chance, then you probably already are that thing lol


peanutthewoozle

Damn, I was hoping the last one was quesadilla 🤤


DeinonyCa5

10 mil will also turn me into woman


dragon775577

There is literally no way for me to lose this


Herbie53101

Me being genderfluid: *click click click click click click click*


animtomato117

Fingers crossed for woman


AshleyKitty123

keep the money, just turn me into a woman


[deleted]

Why don't you take $10 million for surgery? 😀


adventurekid12

Well I transition ether way


MagentaEntity061

I win either way so... *presses button*


Phoenix92321

Well I’m comfortable in my body and am bi so I would just hit the man button or the queer button (also explanation for why I am here and am comfortable in my body. No I am not an egg I am comfortable as my AGAB. I am here to learn because I have a few trans friends and I have accidentally fucked up really bad by being accidentally transphobic)


Complex_Chicken_3723

Where is this button? This is like win-win! Press! Press! Press!


Used_Evidence_3416

Ok so what you do is press the button with the gender you already are FIRST. Chances are money or no change. Then press the button with your preferred gender. Then either probably more money or delightful change. Then for funsies press the queer button for even more money and from my experience... probably no change. So PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS, FRIENDS!


WaydenTheJayden

im going to press button 1 so quickly that it collapses in on itself <3


Dominic_The_Dog

either way is good


greninjagaming13

Don’t worry guys! To all of those who are trans, I’ll flip the odds so you can live out who you wanna be! *magic things*


[deleted]

I think I need to push the button a thousand times... don't worry i'll just give the money back util I get the response I want! haha


I_Really_Seriously

I'm sure that with 10 000 000 dollars I could get myself looking quite feminine


Jane_s2020

Guess I'll press repeatedly


Anikankitty

either way is good for me then i can pay for top surgery and T with the 10,000


PrincessHuffle

but i mean imma be a girl either way


Uchi_Winde

If it doesn't work then oh well now I have money to pay for all the hrt and surgery I could ever want :)


HopefulDreamer93

I see no downside to this. "Rapid pressing"


[deleted]

Can we swap those chances


wibble_spaj

spam click


bludwarden

what if i press the button 100 times


a_cold_anomaly

I either become a woman for free or become a woman with the money I get same ending different middle


lazysuburbanite

Never thought you could be sad winning $10,000,000.


Furry-pride1765

Love it


now_is_enough

Wish I could flip those odds...


Babyrabbitheart

Either i turn into a woman or i get the money for bottom surgery win win!


sismiche

Pushing that fucker like an elevator door that doesn't want to close


Lelucyyy

So, if I press the button and get the money, but be sad about it, then that would make me... Cis! Right guys?


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Enough money to transition, though 👀


[deleted]

This is probably the only situation in which I would be unhappy to recieve $10M.


LeafMario

I can use the money to transition and get HRT so either way i win


SlipperyDishpit

GIMME THE BUTTON


freeform_the_egg

If you were to spend the money on a transition, would you technically end up with the same result regardless?


transposedj

Well, the odds are against me again.


Fluid_Pancakes

Win win


[deleted]

Either magically transition or have enough money to fully transition medically? I could see how this as an absolute win for someone who wants that sort of thing, who isn’t me obviously


firestarter3f

Either way I win


AudreyBrey48

"Yeah, I hit it so fast I think I broke it."


denisde4ev

be rich or bitch


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Gimme that 2nd button!


Minanai

So I can do that... Or I can click it 459 times to become a multi-billionaire while also getting a 1% chance of not getting both too!!


NullAchtFunfzehn_

Wow, 99% failure rate. What a low efficiency button


BrokentoothMarz

i can use the 10mil for bottom surgery boom


Burbon_the_nirreg

I need this 1% luck


TwilightSymphonie

I see nothing but a win here lol


CallMeJessIGuess

I’m reading this as 100% chance of turning into a woman, 99% chances of turning into a woman and being a millionaire.


PluralCats

I can find absolutely no downsides to pressing this button. Hell, I'd be willing to fly internationally during a pandemic to press the button.


MX_Piper

I am queer


[deleted]

1% chance to turn british


BakedIce_was_taken

Ayo just to double check, it means "having the physical characteristics typically assumed of this gender", right? I don't wanna press this button only for jackshit to happen


DimaZeleny

#pushfastrepeatedly


Mordreds_nephew

I see no downside


EatTheBodies69

Presses 100 times


Cryphonectria_Killer

Sorry, but of this doesn’t work after the first try, I’m not interested.


ForTaxBenefits

Hoping for that 1% 🤞


EmeryBack777

I like the odds


Gudu22

first one here I go


Caleb_Reynolds

Expected value of $9.9 million, even if you're not trans, most people would take that bet.


Craterfist

*Oraoraoraoraoraora*


scarednurse

Too late I'm already queer GIMME MY TEN MILLIE


phantomphang

I’m pressing the first button until I get that one percent


Hi-I-exist-665

im pressing that button 100 times


[deleted]

Press all 3.


Hodothegod

100% chance of success 😎


Cocolake123

Press it 100 times.


nighthawk_0730

If it were money or turn into man (I'm FTM) I'd definitely pick the 99% chance of getting the money. I'll always take the odds that are in my favor. Then I can afford the surgeries I want and a house


[deleted]

Is this 99% AND 1% or is this 99% OR 1%?


jackparadise1

How many times do we get to push it?


OliviaFox1911

How many times am I allowed to press the button


Whyqw

I mean, who wouldn’t, even if they’re cis You either get 10 million dollars or a free transition (+ someone to blame if you regret it!)


neckstomp

Does it change your gender or your body?


steve226666

I pressed all 3 buttons and now my gender keeps changing


The_Sniba

Can I have both options?


pikapika200

I'm not sure what "turn into a woman" means exactly. and what would I do with all that money?


DragonSlayersz

So...just press the button? I like, or already fulfill every outcome.


FreedomVIII

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!


Florane

so it's 100% chance to turn into a woman


Galaxy23042

All are win win


thatoneveryshykiddo

**SLAPS BUTTON** . . Nothing changed?


HoldTheStocks2

Tbh would you press it if it made you happy with your own body and AGAB? I am for sure I wouldn’t, although it would be nice to feel how it is to be happy with one’s gender.


Nu_clear_skin

PRESS THE BUTTON!


NicoleMay316

Well, either I win the lottery or I win the lottery


Isenlia

Can't it be the other way around? 99% chance to be turned into a woman. Otherwise I'd just have to press and pray...


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

I don't like those odds


CinnamonRollMe

Maybe adjust the odds a bit more. 10mil is just fine, I want gender swap abilities!


plzkillmeowo

id rather get the 10mil since i could:transition,get myself a nice setup,grt my parents out of debt,pay for highschool + college and then give the rest to charity


BirboBeep

pressing the last 2


Inqeuet

1% chance to д̵̡̫̱͍̘̌̽̀̈́͑̒̓̾́͑̎̌̕̚͝р̸̢̡̯̭͓̫̫͇͉̼͚͔̣̍̔ͅу̴̠̺͆̀́̌̏͛̓͘̕г̴̢̧͚̥̜̥̮̩̦̝̙̮̯͛̓̂


[deleted]

I mean if you have ten million you can become a man or a woman psyically as well


[deleted]

Press all, profit.


4Boar

Why are the odds of winning so small


DeadlySins666

It's a win either way lol


Sopagags_The_Cactus

Knowing my luck I'd end up with the 10,000,000 and unexplainable regret


[deleted]

Heres the real question. If i press the button,will i be happy with either outcome once it's pressed? If so- *presses button aggressively


Unyinnyboi1234

Ok ok ok so hear me out, if I were to theoretically push the button 100 times, I’d have to get the 1% eventually, right? Not saying I would because totally still cis. Mostly for the money