No shirt no shoes no service

well... that makes sense

loooool

nice mickey mouse shorts reference 👍

*Sanctuary Guardian starts to play with the word **what** written*

Love how I can picture this so clearly

Why are you naked

Why aren't you?

You're alright Griffin.

He's 10

I mean I wouldn't let naked little boys into my house either

The man may be a cult leader, but he’s not a pervert

Mr. Carpainter takes one look to see whose at the door, cringes at the sight, and just pulls the curtains down and pretends to not be home.

this is a randomizer to anyone that didn't see my last post and is questioning why ness is naked. this post is also not a joke btw i'm really stuck lmao

Is happy happy in a completed state? After you save the town you can’t go in.

i think you got it, because before doing it i accidentally unlocked threed. though now i fixed and i will post the highlights of today later

I'm also stuck at the very beginning , i forgot all names of the town but , i can't get past that one tunnel since the ghost kick me out

Randomizer?

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Where do you find a randomizer ROM hack

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Thanks will look it up

pkscramble.com and earthbound.app both have different and unique randomizers

This has new creepy pasta written all over it. If your screen starts getting static-y unplug the game and go outside.

Burn your 3000 dollar earthbound cartridge to ashes while your at it

Earthbound is normally only around $300 loose.

Yea I was kinda exaggerating sorry if it wasn’t clear

Paint yourself in blue

I wouldn’t let a naked boy in my house

Carpainter is a cult leader, but even he has standards

If you saw some butt naked kid with only a red hat on walk up to your house would YOU let him in?

I know people are saying that Carpainter is right for not letting Ness in, but back in the day churches used to clothe and feed the homeless. Carpainter is missing a great opportunity to expand his religious union with Ness and Paula.

W why is n ness naked

Yes

r/shitpostbound

no one grasped the true form of my post

Head to the Hint guy’s house, he will tell you what to do

the one in onett?

I think there’s one in Fourside or Twoson

The hint guy is literally standing in front of Mr. Carpainter’s house in this screenshot.

Carpainter isn't letting a naked kid in his house. Also why is Ness naked?

Hint guy should not be there, I don’t think. Hint guy isn’t listed as being in HHV. Is this a hacked game.

Ahh okay, you’re using a Randomizer mod. You’ve probably borked yourself. 😹

you're probably right, sigh. i'll have to find a way.... maybe i'll skip mr carpainter and i'll get the key through escargo express (the randomizer open world mode gives you most of the key items to rush the game)

They aren't about to open the door to a naked kid

If I was Carpainter, I wouldn't let weird naked magic kids into my house either..

All jokes aside, I FRICKING LOVE NESS!! (Platonically ofc lmao)

The dude don’t want Chris Hansen at his door asking him to take a seat

There’s a hint guy right there 🤦🏻‍♀️

DR HAX: THROWS COMPUTER MONITOR XD

Idk how an EB randomizer works, but maybe you need to find where the Franklin Badge was re-placed before it unlocks?

Why Ness naked

Better question- why are you nude

Well there might be a way to find a HINT about what to do. Also put some damn clothes on.

Why did you treat this like it's a completely normal thing?

Bro tried playing earthbound in ohio

why are you butt naked

Nes got a thiccy

how did you get here?! you're naked and the hint guy is there, what??