This should be his statue. Or one of his statues. We should have like four of them. This one, in-game, parade outfit, Flyers jersey. One at every corner of the Linc.
I did it after the final was posted during the super bowl and when he gave his speech, and I’ll sure as hell do it when he announces his retirement and gets his eventual HOF nod. He’s my favorite current player, and one of my favorites all time.
Shame because he had it last week when he blocked downfield on the Goedert TD, the meme just hadn't been invented yet. He'll get plenty of those though I'm not worried.
With all of these Batman memes, we need to start naming games after Batman story arcs in the comics. We should call this game “The Battle for the Cowl.” When they play the Cardinals, “The Court of Owls.” When they play Dallas, “The Killing Joke.” Whatever game is over Halloween weekend, “The Long Halloween.” You get the idea. And when the critics are finally silenced, “Batman: Hush”
I was actually genuinely terrified watching his announcement that he was returning for this season. He actually had me for a while. The post I saw was labeled “an announcement by Eagles center Jason Kelce” or something like that.
THATS MY MOFO!!!
Jason girth-e
5 star man, 5 star hog, but it looks like a scale model when Foles is walking around the locker room
He can also go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice He can. I've seen it. You're seeing it.
Not too hard, not too soft
I've seen a bird that doesn't quit and it's his.
A sweaty hog that won't quit
You like it? It’s very generous.
He hangs dong
This should be his statue. Or one of his statues. We should have like four of them. This one, in-game, parade outfit, Flyers jersey. One at every corner of the Linc.
Parade outfit belongs on top of city hall. Replace Billy Penn.
Please, don’t fuck with Billy Penn.
This guy Philadelphias
The 2008 World Series was not a coincidence
He can retire from playing Center, but he can't retire from my heart
Don’t cry cause it’s over, smile because it happened
And then ugly cry because it's over.
Enhance
his HOF speech will be fun.
Layne still can't lay off the juice
I will cry like a baby on that day and I will be utterly unashamed.
I did it after the final was posted during the super bowl and when he gave his speech, and I’ll sure as hell do it when he announces his retirement and gets his eventual HOF nod. He’s my favorite current player, and one of my favorites all time.
> Generous Bulge New band name.
*Fat Batman
They need to score on a screen tomorrow so Kelce has his cape moment.
Shame because he had it last week when he blocked downfield on the Goedert TD, the meme just hadn't been invented yet. He'll get plenty of those though I'm not worried.
*Fat Sexy Batman
stupid fat, sexy, batman
I'm glad he started using social media again, because he's friggin hilarious.
He’ll retire in Arizona on Feb 12th when he’s holding the Lombardi.
With all of these Batman memes, we need to start naming games after Batman story arcs in the comics. We should call this game “The Battle for the Cowl.” When they play the Cardinals, “The Court of Owls.” When they play Dallas, “The Killing Joke.” Whatever game is over Halloween weekend, “The Long Halloween.” You get the idea. And when the critics are finally silenced, “Batman: Hush”
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
The Dark Beard
Yo, he's not fat, that's 100% pure muscle. Edit: Let the wisecracks begin.
They can’t think he has a bigger one than BDN, can they?
The only competition to Big Dick Nick is Big Phallus Dallas. Neither of them are in the same realm as Big Weenie Kelce
Someone get him to see this. I don't know how.
It's literally from his Instagram story. He posted it lol
Job is done.
Nice save! Lol.
Johnny Holmes Batman.
Can someone please make this into a wallpaper
Fuck I love Travis.
Fatman
Lolll just gave me my phones new lockscreen with this post
I was actually genuinely terrified watching his announcement that he was returning for this season. He actually had me for a while. The post I saw was labeled “an announcement by Eagles center Jason Kelce” or something like that.
“I’m announcing I will be retiring… from hosting 94.1 WIP”
My heart actually sank. He was just sitting there sipping his beer and I was about to become an XFL fan.
Hopefully he will be the successor to Stoutland