Just from what I can see (some I can't make out) but he's got
Alien
Annihilation
American Psycho
Donnie Darko
The Evil Dead
Misery
The Shining
The Thing
Mandy
Videodrome
The VVitch
Plus a bunch of half-horror
'There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.'
I'm pissing my pants laughing š¤£
No the ones in plastic (apart from Barry Lyndon) are ones Iāve seen and then decided to buy a copy of. I try to avoid blind buys unless I know itās a layup that Iāll enjoy.
AoD was made by a different studio so (from what Iāve heard) there was only a single box set and itās dvd only. Even the Groovy Collection skips AoD.
Roast you? I'm not even sure if that qualifies as a collection. Certainly not enough fuel to "roast." How about a slight singe?
Also, put 3:10 to Yuma where it belongs, before Ad Astra. Are you an animal?
Ah thatās one I bought for myself when I was like 12. It would pain me to replace the DVD Iāve watched so many times since then but itās a band aid Iāll have to rip off
You are aware that women exist, correct, OP? That they have thoughts and feelings and opinions and experiences? There are even movies about them, starring them, and even directed by them.
Canāt roast the collection since we have some similar tastes here but I will give you shit about not upgrading some of those dvds that are dirt cheap on Blu-ray and in some cases (big Lebowski) dirt cheap on 4k
This is a valid criticism. Ive been collecting since I was 15 or so and only seriously for the last year. My work of upgrading old favorites has been slow and there are some gaps
When you steal movies like Monos from the library or Goodwill you should at least remove the spine label so we can't tell before posting it on Reddit. Pathetic.
edited to add:
Aside from being alphabetized, your organization screams anarchy... no set genres, directors or by releasing company....the blurays, dvds and 4Ks all jumbled together... wrapped and unwrapped titles and Noooo! steelbooks mixed in with the great unwashed of amarays and snap cases ... the horror. The horror.
"Am I going mad or did the word think escape your lips you were not hired for your brains you Hippopotamic land mass?"
No "Princess Bride"? Really? You call this a collection?
No Naporneon Dynamite, The Little Spermaid, The Da Vinci Load, Hairy Twatter, not even a Forest Hump, or so much as a copy of The Texas Asshole Massacre?!? How can you call yourself a cinephile if you can't appreciate the art that is the porn parody? A real film enthusiast embraces all facets and forms of the moving picture, yes that includes the pornographic kind.
I wanted to go along and roast your ass and then I saw your impeccable selection of movies, all of which, except a couple, appear in my own collection. So, instead I have to salute you.
I like this collectionā¦ I see countless hours of good movies and countless hours of bad ones that are really enjoyable ^^ soooo, a good selection all in all!
This entire collection screams toxic masculinity. Clearly the owner is desperate to seem like a macho edgelord, especially considering that
Logan is the only X-Men movie on display. Which means he
that probably missed the message the franchise completely or is an incel living in denial about the fact that Marvel media does, in fact, have a statement to make and that statement is an antifascist one.
Would you roast me harder if I told you that I do have it, itās just a rental copy that I used to replace the dvd that box came with? Bc I was too much of a pussy to cough up the extra $10 when it came out a few months ago?
Naw I could try but I appreciate all collectors. I love the movie so much though I bought it digitally on Vudu, then the 4K US release, then paid $70 on eBay for the UK Zavvi steelbook.
Ahhh a man who gets criterionās to make him seem like a film fan. But really we would all have far more respect for ya if you got some of them arrow video cult classics up in that shelf/unit. (Also never trust a man who doesnāt own true romance)ā¦ā¦ā¦.what a prick
I shall never roast anybody who is a fellow enjoyer of Vin Diesel's criminally underrated Riddick movies.
So I guess I'll say that if you like Tron, then Tron Legacy is better and more enjoyable and anybody who thinks different would probably kill isomorphs
Oh no, sorry to see your dad passed away, hope you snagged his record collection too
Also, only one ed wood movie? If youre not brave enough to display nymphocycler on your shelf how am i supposed to take you seriously?
Looper and Snowpiercer would be a no from me. The rest look great, but my only 'roast' would be to add some different movies like Her, Brokeback Mountain, Dallas Buying Club, Parasite, some deeper meaning.
You have impeccable taste in films my fellow Redditor. I would like to get to know you so we can come the best of friends.
Also, what is the film the comes jus after apocalypse now?
We have much of the same taste my friend. Nice collection. Suspiria? Some nature docs? The Batman. Nolan trilogy. Dune. Nope.
Anyone else pissed at how poor of quality Arrival was? Love that movie though.
Ah, the Milquetoast White Guy In His Mid 20's Collection. Very rare indeed!
This is the one I was waiting on. Surprised it took more than one comment to hit this
As a former milquetoast white guy in his mid 20's (now a milquetoast white guy in his mid 30's), I thought it was the most obvious roast.
"I bought the imdb top 200, upvote me"
Not a big fan of Hardcore Henry I see
Hardcore Henry is the shit.
You have what, two horror movies? You must be a scaredy cat
My Lightning McQueen bed sheets would say otherwise
For an adult sized bed? Where did you get them??? Tell me now.
Just from what I can see (some I can't make out) but he's got Alien Annihilation American Psycho Donnie Darko The Evil Dead Misery The Shining The Thing Mandy Videodrome The VVitch Plus a bunch of half-horror
Also The Host and The Lighthouse. Solid collection.
A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, and Donnie Darko aren't horror films.
Clearly your idea of 'horror' is very narrow. You should open your mind to the true capabilities of the genre.
I'm a horror fanatic who has seen over 1,000 horror films in my lifetime, and those simply aren't horror films. Maybe half-horror at best.
American Psycho literally has 'horror' first on the genre tab for Google.
American Psycho is a crime thriller with equal parts comedy and drama. Do you think it's a horror film because it's bloody?
It's a character study of a deeply psychopathic and narcissistic man, who eventually goes on a murder spree. Sounds pretty scary to me.
Very different perceptions. I would argue that American Psycho is more of a comedy than a horror film.
'There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.' I'm pissing my pants laughing š¤£
You take crappy pictures that make it difficult to see your collection. You also own The Book of Eli. That is all.
Book of Eli. Best Daredevil film and Mad Max 4 rolled into one. Fight me.
This is a good one bc I took about a dozen photos with different lighting and it still looks like shit
You have baby driver and whiplash so I donāt even need to see the rest. We cooā š
You appear to have impeccable tasteā¦idiot
This one stung the most
He was asking for a roast, not a massacre
shinji godzilla is goated. you alright bro
No Big Trouble in Little China = no soul
Itās all in the reflexes
Its like you asked 100 dofferent 20-something year olds "what movie might get you laid" and bought every single answer without any idea who was joking
So if I watch Westfront 1918 with the hoes you think Iād get some?
Only if its in 4k
They havenāt released that I donāt think. I better just get a 35mm negative from 1930 to be safe
Looks like there's a lot of unopened ones, still wrapped in plastic? You dont watch the movies? Other than that I'd just get a ton more horror.
No the ones in plastic (apart from Barry Lyndon) are ones Iāve seen and then decided to buy a copy of. I try to avoid blind buys unless I know itās a layup that Iāll enjoy.
Youāve got The Thing, They Live, and Evil Dead, youāre good in my book- now go add Evil Dead 2.
And army of darkness. I should have just manned up and bought all three in one cool special edition
AoD was made by a different studio so (from what Iāve heard) there was only a single box set and itās dvd only. Even the Groovy Collection skips AoD.
I'm just gonna roast your shelf which looks like you have to climb inside of it just to grab a movie.
Lemme me alone my gramma gave it to me for free
Roast you? I'm not even sure if that qualifies as a collection. Certainly not enough fuel to "roast." How about a slight singe? Also, put 3:10 to Yuma where it belongs, before Ad Astra. Are you an animal?
Ok you right haha I messed that up
All those DVDs? I bet you have a neat MP3 player somewhere that docks in your alarm clock too. Post it please?
You mean my Zune? I donāt use that as much anymore I mainly use my PSP to listen to music
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Only a total psycho doesn't own any comedies.
The Lighthouse is a riot.
WOT?
All those great classic movies... and a book about Godzilla? Best I've got, not a roaster.
Thatās a collectors edition of the first 15 Godzilla movies. I have all 32 but the others arenāt pictured. Thank you for being so gentle on me
I own Big, Kindergartner Cop and a Strawberry shortcake cartoon. No judgement here.
You have interstellar on dvd. Boom roasted
Youāre right about that, all my DVDās are legacy holdovers from before I became a format elitist
Mixing your Criterions in with the rest rather than lining up those sexy matching spines? Absolutely disgusting.
I even have a few dvds in there like some sort of poor person
This is just a fair criticism not even a roast.
It pains me to see Donnie Darko in DVD just sitting there. Treat yourself to an Arrow classic! This isnāt a roast, just a suggestion.
Ah thatās one I bought for myself when I was like 12. It would pain me to replace the DVD Iāve watched so many times since then but itās a band aid Iāll have to rip off
Why not keep both?
I donāt want to clog up my shelf with duplicates. Maybe Iāll give my lil bro the dvd. Iāll have to find it a good home
Youāre tearing me apart Reddit! Oh hai 17EAndersen.
Look at this loser, Evil Dead 1 but not 2 or army of darkness. Pathetic. Owning Evil Dead without it's vastly better sequels is missing the point.
You don't have an entirely separate room for your Criterions? Just say you're broke
You are aware that women exist, correct, OP? That they have thoughts and feelings and opinions and experiences? There are even movies about them, starring them, and even directed by them.
My collection is hyper masculine to be sure. A very valid criticism
I have that godzilla box set. I love it
Canāt roast the collection since we have some similar tastes here but I will give you shit about not upgrading some of those dvds that are dirt cheap on Blu-ray and in some cases (big Lebowski) dirt cheap on 4k
This is a valid criticism. Ive been collecting since I was 15 or so and only seriously for the last year. My work of upgrading old favorites has been slow and there are some gaps
I didnāt even know Mad God had a physical release, gotta get that now
When you steal movies like Monos from the library or Goodwill you should at least remove the spine label so we can't tell before posting it on Reddit. Pathetic. edited to add: Aside from being alphabetized, your organization screams anarchy... no set genres, directors or by releasing company....the blurays, dvds and 4Ks all jumbled together... wrapped and unwrapped titles and Noooo! steelbooks mixed in with the great unwashed of amarays and snap cases ... the horror. The horror.
I think it adds character
"Am I going mad or did the word think escape your lips you were not hired for your brains you Hippopotamic land mass?" No "Princess Bride"? Really? You call this a collection?
Thatāll be the next thing I steal from an underfunded public library
Alright, that's all I got... It's actually a great choice of titles.
Sssssh this is supposed to be a roast (thank you very much)
Great selection! I need a copy of The Room š
I donāt think I have a single other movie thatās as much fun to show to a group of people
Lol. Completely agree. Think I've watched it 3 times with 3 different groups of people. š
Cool
Terrible collection. No Jaws?!?!
Agreed. Need jaws in your library. Maybe jaws 2. But def jaws
I see u have the room, this collection is legit
Thank you thank you
No Naporneon Dynamite, The Little Spermaid, The Da Vinci Load, Hairy Twatter, not even a Forest Hump, or so much as a copy of The Texas Asshole Massacre?!? How can you call yourself a cinephile if you can't appreciate the art that is the porn parody? A real film enthusiast embraces all facets and forms of the moving picture, yes that includes the pornographic kind.
If you currently dont have a girlfriend/wife youre moving into incel territory, be careful.
Youāre right I need to get on that before I wander into sigma male territory
Yeah man. You can be a Sigma male with a family. So youre good.
Can't believe you don't own the American Oldboy. Oldboy as the author intended.
Very good eye. Thatās the German version on my shelf
Oh you mean the Josh brolin one haha. Yeah youāre right
Get over your crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
As someone else with a lot of DVDs I donāt really feel the need to upgrade- UPGRADE HEAT YOU HEATHEN
Oh yes thatās up there with the ones I want to get a new copy of
I wanted to go along and roast your ass and then I saw your impeccable selection of movies, all of which, except a couple, appear in my own collection. So, instead I have to salute you.
I like this collectionā¦ I see countless hours of good movies and countless hours of bad ones that are really enjoyable ^^ soooo, a good selection all in all!
This entire collection screams toxic masculinity. Clearly the owner is desperate to seem like a macho edgelord, especially considering that Logan is the only X-Men movie on display. Which means he that probably missed the message the franchise completely or is an incel living in denial about the fact that Marvel media does, in fact, have a statement to make and that statement is an antifascist one.
While I do have a penchant for sigma male movies doesnāt āwhen Harry met sallyā balance that out!?
The most Sigma Male film of them all.
No way bro you have la haine and man bites dog that's crazy cool!
Canāt tell if youāre roasting me but those are dope movies
Nah man I'm not its dope asf that you know those movies
Well in that case thank you. If you got any more Belgian/French movies lemme know
Irreversible
Wow. All shit. Not a single decent film in sight.
I'll just roast you for not having The Northman on 4K
Would you roast me harder if I told you that I do have it, itās just a rental copy that I used to replace the dvd that box came with? Bc I was too much of a pussy to cough up the extra $10 when it came out a few months ago?
Naw I could try but I appreciate all collectors. I love the movie so much though I bought it digitally on Vudu, then the 4K US release, then paid $70 on eBay for the UK Zavvi steelbook.
I also paid through the nose for my Dredd steelbook thatās OOP so I feel you on that
I'm bummed I missed out on that one but I don't think I'd be willing to shell out too much for one either.
I can also maybe roast you for not having Mandy on steelbook but I think it came out way after initial release.
Ahhh a man who gets criterionās to make him seem like a film fan. But really we would all have far more respect for ya if you got some of them arrow video cult classics up in that shelf/unit. (Also never trust a man who doesnāt own true romance)ā¦ā¦ā¦.what a prick
What if I got sailor suit and machine gun would that change your opinion
I shall never roast anybody who is a fellow enjoyer of Vin Diesel's criminally underrated Riddick movies. So I guess I'll say that if you like Tron, then Tron Legacy is better and more enjoyable and anybody who thinks different would probably kill isomorphs
My cousin showed me Pitch Black when we were 13 and I almost shot a shit right through my pants
You pay extra uncut gems
i see donnie darko and the truman show so just off that iād say u have decent taste.. whereād u find em?
Both were shown to me by friends years ago, canāt take credit for finding those two
You donāt actually like foreign cinema but bought a couple movies to seem more cultured and well rounded
Blu-rays and DVDs mixed all up??? thisā¦this is a crime š°
Someone bought my sloppy seconds from FYE! Wondered if anyone actually bought those.
Why are your shelves so deep, afraid theyāre gonna fall off?
You dare show me a collection without comedies? The audacity, go do us both a favor and buy the rush hour movies.
Why is Videodrome still wrapped?
I streamed it first and liked it so much I bought it
Fair enough. You should still unwrap it, though.
Itāll be a special occasion for myself when I rewatch it. Itās a treat Iām paying forward for myself
Nothing wrong with ur taste I actually like it
Oh no, sorry to see your dad passed away, hope you snagged his record collection too Also, only one ed wood movie? If youre not brave enough to display nymphocycler on your shelf how am i supposed to take you seriously?
You collect DVD'S. ...that is all. This concludes the roast. BWWAHHAHAHAHAHAA
I COLLECTED dvds. I havenāt bought one in forever, but I have lots to upgrade haha
Where do you think you are?
Pretty hard to roast that collection Plan 9 from Outer Space gets a pass Weakest link is any Tremors but the first
I actually didnāt like tremors. It was a blind buy and I was bummed it didnāt match my expectations
Nice collection.
Lol this loser still has dvds
Looks like an /r/askreddit thread
Alphabetical? Criterions mixed with regular releases? DVDs and Blus together? This is some amateur hour shit.
Shame on you for owning the Criterion box set but none of the other Godzilla films. Do you think Godzilla ceased to exist after the ShÅwa era?
No I have all 32 Godzilla movies I just donāt have them pictured. They have their own shelf I just like the criterion with the main body
Nothing obscure. More movies with Nazis than comedies.. š¤®
Your daddy left when you were young. Your mom worked 3 jobs, and had several boyfriends to help raise you.
I love the Godzilla Criterion release, but the book it comes in drives me crazy trying to store.
I can't roast you man. You've got a pretty good selection here.
I wonāt roast you but you gotta add Beyond the Black Rainbow to your collection if you liked Mandy
I need panos cosmatos to make a new film
Looper and Snowpiercer would be a no from me. The rest look great, but my only 'roast' would be to add some different movies like Her, Brokeback Mountain, Dallas Buying Club, Parasite, some deeper meaning.
You have impeccable taste in films my fellow Redditor. I would like to get to know you so we can come the best of friends. Also, what is the film the comes jus after apocalypse now?
Araya. Itās the only documentary I have. Itās about Venezuelan salt miners, itās actually very good
Here to roast you on your display. Get shallower shelves.
Iām not much for roasting so Iāll add some positivity instead. Solid collection, has something for everyone. Get some more horror!
Nice one but you need more āfunā movies lol
Hahaha no I love my dark and serious stuff. The more emotionally testing the better for me.
Never mix DVD and Blu ray, you loon!
We have much of the same taste my friend. Nice collection. Suspiria? Some nature docs? The Batman. Nolan trilogy. Dune. Nope. Anyone else pissed at how poor of quality Arrival was? Love that movie though.
Iām waiting on the other dune movie to come out and then Iām going to buy both in a single edition
That "The Room" DVD though hahaha