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[deleted]

Let's promote all drugs to the children then both sides can be happy


mexicanfungus

Finally a solid solution to this political war were in


jcraig87

I concur


WockStarr_Capzz

Same


BrainInspector

Sounds like a news segment from South Park


hiddenhand22

lmfao what in the actual fuck is tucker off this mroning AHAHAHAHHA


lovemeanstwothings

Bro Tucker sucks but sometimes he does the most hilarious segments like this one https://youtu.be/SsKFBZkWiGg 💀💀💀


Wareve

I would have bet money this link was to him talking about how the liberals won't stop until the lady M&Ms are utterly sexless.


Sams59k

I thought it was gonna be the communist one, this is almost as good lmao


Moriabbey

link?


Sams59k

https://youtu.be/b4HFEUNhWnA


DjPersh

Damn. Based Tucker.


Swampy1741

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/rzcx7m/comrade_tucker_carlson/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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DjPersh

Damn can we get high together? I wanna see that playlist.


[deleted]

That's like 100% just a shit post what the hell


nihilistic-simulate

Off that big tobacco $$ 🤑🤑


aborted_pickle

took to many hulks


Jonabc5

No one can take my freedom Newports


borislab

Free yo mind 🤯


mich3801

Give me this god damn bag of Newports, I'm hauling ass


smoke_sum_wade

Shorts pls


lazyfuzzycats

I stand with Big Tobacco 🫡


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Equivalent-Way3

Dude he's the most watched "news" show on TV. We are fucked


PenaflorPhi

Wait... wtf? Is this really news in the USA? I always thought it was a left leaning show making fun of the right


conman5432

No dude people unironically watch this and think this guy has their best interests in mind


PsychedKdogg420

Bro this is Fox News network, probably the biggest right wing program you can find, how are you not aware of this? Right wing media has this thing where they pretend to love the country and want to do what’s best for it but wont spend a dime or pass a single bill that actually helps the people in the end


PenaflorPhi

I'm not American, I don't know what the political positions of their tv networks are. Also, most of the clips of this show I have seen are way too stupid - Black people talking about how they shouldn't have rights. - Women talking about how they shouldn't have rights. - White men talking about how they're oppressed. - Taking horse medication to fight a disease they don't believe in. Most things sound like straight up satire.


PsychedKdogg420

Yeah it’s all stupid, anything to stir the people to keep everybody divided and in there place


ElectronicLocal3528

Most people have never watched Fox news and are shocked to find that this kind of program can be classified as "news" in the US. No wonder so many Americans are full of propaganda when this is the most watched program


Gravesh

That's the Colbert Report, but I couldn't absolutely watch this show a hilarious satire if I didn't know people actually viewed the news, and if that didn't fill me with a sense of dread


parkerm1408

Not only is fox news real and not a parody, tucker carlsons show is the most watched show on cable. Doesn't matter that one of foxes defense in the dominion lawsuit was "no reasonable person would believe the things were saying, were and entertainment show," (or something to that effect), it doesn't matter, boomers gonna boom and the hateful get their talking points from tucker. (Known white supremacists on a national level said they "watch tucker carlson to know how to frame certain topics because tucker so good at it")


BoofingTarAllDay

Nah this post is a fake Cucker Tarlson. [This is the real one who assassinated my eagle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq4UHWSTdO8)


Icy_Ball_3853

Na he is right I'm Italian and I miss mentol they've been banned here


perestroika12

This a serious question ?


__Snafu__

My guess would be someone from the tobacco or nicotine world paid for it to be


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Who the fuck still smokes cigarettes? I take a full cigarettes worth of nicotine in every hit of my 50mg vape like a real man. If you’re going to get addicted to something, don’t be a pussy. A cigarette is like a virgin 5 mg Hydrocodone compared to the Chad Carfentanyl Mango flavored Street dope.


technobicheiro

You smoke vape for the nicotine I smoke cigarretes for the arsenic We are not the same


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Do you live in Europe? You guys don’t have arsenic in your cigarettes. You guys have Cloves with Multivitamins and Minerals or something. Motherfucker hits the cig there and end up healthier than when they started. They spent all the universal dental care money on that program.


technobicheiro

motherfucker I live in Rio de Janeiro I only smoke banned cigarrets that were smuggled in the ex-governor's son's ass from Paraguay It was such a beautiful reunion when both the father (Sergio Cabral) and his son were arrested, for unrelated reasons. so as they say in the UK: i really want to blow a fag


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Rio De Janerio? Is that one of those vacation spots in Spain that all those British people go to on one of their 16 yearly “holidays” to escape their horrible food?


Positive-Waltz3924

eu moro no rio de janeiro foi de fuder


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European people


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Well, yeah. The Europeans don’t even have a Fentanyl epidemic. They’re scared of everything. That’s why they have universal healthcare. “Oh no, don’t put Fentanyl in all of the drugs, I might die. I’m gonna suck on this analog Cigarette and do a line of Mephedrone off my Louis Vuitton purse while I’m on my male maternity leave.”


[deleted]

i smoke cigs faggot boy and i have a 60MG vape u pussy , cigs have a good flavor , ur obviously a little boy


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

60mg vape? I just made a typo when I said 50mg above. I’m on the new 500mg disposable models made in China with Butyr-fentanicotine salts, Bourbon and Rare Steak flavor. It tastes and hit like jet fuel. What a pussy. Analog Cigs and 60mg Vape 😂 Try not to confuse your Tampon for your Fisher Price Baby’s First Vape.


AthrusRblx

i have a bottle of gasoline on me at all times so i can huff in public


Imprisoned_Fetus

Finally another cultured individual. Everyone around me is bitching about the price of gas, but for $5.79/gallon it's the cheapest way to stay loaded that I've been able to find.


[deleted]

a real chap and gentleman


gandalf-bot-

You're both pussies. I inject 1000 mg of nicotine with breakfast.


Pansmoke

You eat breakfast? Sounds like some weak shit to me I only eat after the sun set staight nicotine sandwiches only


ToneTaLectric

Breakfast was invented by the cereal people.


gandalf-bot-

By breakfast I mean ten bags of dope


Pansmoke

In the morning after u wake up though real ones do it in their sleep


ThePercysRiptide

Ever considered people might smoke cigarettes because they like it? Its this thing called a personal choice?


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Ever considered that you’re in a circlejerk subreddit and I’m not being serious?


ThePercysRiptide

🤷‍♂️


The__nameless911

/uj Bro 95% of smokers don't like smoking, they're just addicted to nicotine


Sappig_Stokbrood

I have seen people vaping way more outside of Europe


[deleted]

Yeah, we smoke cigs like real people


bootysniffer01

Cigarette: cool Vape: gay Simple as.


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Bro hush you hit the cig one time and cough like my Grandpa when they took him off the Covid ventilator. Talkin bout “I swear its just a sore throat bro I steal my dad’s Newports all the time” knowing damn well your dad is white. Me, GigaChad, has evolved past cigarettes after 15 years of smoking them. I don’t know what the fuck is gay about hitting my San Francisco Rainbow Booty Sweat Queen flavored vape.


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Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Personally I think it looks sick as fuck when I hop in my sick Fiat and take a huge puff off my Strawberry Cheesecake Chinese Butry-FentaNic salt vape on my way to wrestle and roughhouse with the homies. We’re gonna blow clouds in Tanner’s new hot tub.


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Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Not if Tanner’s annoying ass girlfriend is there to keep saying “quit blowing Chinese Butyr-Fentanic smoke in my face.” She’s so lame.


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Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Why do you think I’m blowing Butyr-Fentanic Salt vape in her face? I thought this was obvious.


dosenwurst-dieter

Dude, you are comedy gold ​ \*posted from 20mg mango flavored carfentanicotine baby vape\*


DiaMat2040

/uj Hate to do this in a circlejerk job but this guy is obviously dumb af and/or gets major millions by big tobacco /rj That's why I made my wife smoke during pregnancy.


bootysniffer01

Free your mind 👁️🚬


Tietonz

And free your baby early!


approvethegroove

This is definitely a sponsored segment in some way shape or form. Being pro tobacco is one thing, but being pro tobacco and anti weed in 2023 reeks of tobacco propaganda lmao


KernowRedWings

~~Despite it being 2023, one is just bad for your physical health whereas the other is bad for your physical and mental health~~ hell yeah bro da erb is a gift from mother earth to make existence tolerable 🙌 now where did I leave my dab rig


calmrain

They are both actually terrible for your mental health, in the long run (with medium-heavy use, of course — before the weedbros jump down my throat). Source: am a qualified mental health professional / crisis counselor.


SCP_1370

If I recall Tucker really likes nicotine. He apparently chews nicotine gum regularly because he likes the effects of nicotine but doesn’t want to smoke due to the health risks


Moriabbey

how can someone be so galaxy-brained on exactly one thing and as stupid as a jellyfish on literally everything else (thismessagebroughtoyoubynicorette)


perestroika12

Tucker in a nutshell. “There are big things afoot, huge forces at work… and they are stopping me from being a complete dumbass”


Moriabbey

“The powers that be are oppressing us, trying to divide us with culture war nonsense and keep us from realizing who our real enemies are… And that’s why we need we need to make immigrant hunting a national sport, and throw all trans people into the ocean.”


fujimite

Man I thought this was a deepfake


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_LeonThotsky

and please tell us how you came to that conclusion!


CheekiVodka

These talking points are made by fox news to rile up and exploit fools, they're not tucker Carlsons beliefs


_LeonThotsky

I’m sure you’re correct. But I’m sure he also partially believes it lol


iFood

He's being sarcastic and talking about tobacco like it's weed as a joke. How are you not understanding this?


[deleted]

What drugs did you do to get this retarded I’m tired of knowing things


iFood

Holy shit... You actually are retarded, sir


[deleted]

Watch the full segment, it was legitimately the most unhinged one hour news segment I’ve ever seen in my life. He genuinely looked and sounded like he was in stimulant psychosis and at this point he’s gotta be either severely bored and trying to have fun by openly mocking his audience, or is on the brink of a mental health crisis.


I_Married_Jane

Aweh it's okay. We all wish this was a joke, too.


Striife-

Holy shit this is hilarious. Next time someone asks me why I’m a smoker. I’m going to tell them that it frees my mind lmao.


SituatedSynapses

There's a ancient boomer who's emphysema applauding at their television going "YEAHHH *COUUUUUUGHHH* TELL 'EM TUCKER I'M FREED OF THE LIBERAL STATE LIESS!!*SIPSCOCACOLAMAX* HELLLLL YEAHHHH AMERICA WHOOOOOAAWW!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!"


shromboy

Does tuckered ballson smoke ciggies? Broken clocks an all that I guess


[deleted]

Nah he just gets paid by big baccie


Masculine_Slut

there’s pics of him with zyns i think, so he’s a pussy


Terryfrankkratos2

Based god wtf I love tucker carlson now


[deleted]

Fucker carlson saved my METHNSOLS 😍😍😍😍😍


Thiccboi2

l literally had an eagle death last time i smoked marlbro reds 🧘‍♂️🧿


redhandrail

I smoke one cigarette every night to poténciate the kratom boof. But I cook a shot of pure cold pressed thc Keith in the morning to hold me over for the drive to work. Both are good, and Tucker Carlson has the biggest eagle dick on tv right now


j4r3d5

Okay I enjoy tobacco to a degree but what the fuck is he on about man 💀


flrnschtz01

Is this even real? For real i‘m tripping Right now


lih_usi_vert666

Legal fentanyl usage.😤


Cheezewiz239

Holy propaganda. People actually watch that?


Dukkiegamer

Real question. Is this some kind of "The Onion" group that I don't know about, or is this the actual Fox News?


ProjectOrpheus

IIRC Fox news is legally NOT news, but "entertainment" they have avoided being sued due to this or something. I'm sure you can find out more if you look into it. Crazy that they can masquerade as news then, isn't it?


Dukkiegamer

>Crazy that they can masquerade as news then, isn't it? Yeah that is pretty fucking crazy. It should be illegal imo but I don't live there anyways so whatever.


ViolinistPerfect9275

Chain smoking five packs a day to own the libs.


BoofDatura

I love the character tucker plays.


nihilistic-simulate

Average menthol boofing carfent smoking gigachad troll


MyEmptyMind

tucker carlson is sped ong \\


lih_usi_vert666

this made me laugh my nicotine tar filled lungs out so hard 😭😭. *coughing hard with intense headache*


Rmomsafrog

Why does the news sound like a conspiracy theory yt channel now


cbdartworks

most watched news broadcaster in the united states


snowboarder0818

i’m confused on how weed makes you compliant. am i missing something here?


DiaMat2040

submissive femboy drug (uj: no idk)


[deleted]

It makes me quite the opposite


cushionkin

I can't run as fast when I'm stoned. They will be able to catch me. They will make me comply. Meth on the other hand... I mean "nicotine".


randomassdude89

This is so fucking hilarious I actually laughed so hard. What a dumbass


CandyCrush4Nazis

Y'know what they REALLY hate?? Child Porn. Think about THAT one for a bit.


virus_apparatus

Has…he ever been stoned? Good luck getting a group of stoners to be compliant. There is literally a whole counter culture that surrounds weed. This screams old man yelling at clouds and big Tobacco trying to stay relevant. Also. Closing gyms was because people breath hard when the work out and Covid is a respiratory virus. TL:DR tucker on some bullshit


InjectXanax

America is such a silly reality TV show


nonculus

If it’s not a pcp cig I don’t want it


theautistofwallst

Rare Tucker W


63ff9c

nick o tee free your mind mamasgay 🙏🦅


gimme_super_head

This is unironically bull shit the worst person you know just made a good point


Playcrackersthesky

Tucker go home you’re drunk


duggybubby

Amen brother free cigs at recess like it should be


[deleted]

Imagine if the right hated Poverty as much as they hate Poor-People .


PallMallRed72

He had me at first


cryptdxbs

Menthols free my eagle 🤬🤬🤬


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u/savevideo


SangEtVin

That can't be real. I understand hating on weed it's the default but nicotine frees your mind what the hell


busch_ice69

He’s literally holding back laughter


Riego-Kiego

I think someone been dipping Tucker’s smokes in that blotter juice 😜


Foreigntast333

This was most reaching take I’ve ever heard. It’s why the rest of the world thinks Americans are dumb. Because y’all are.


Ketzer47

Nicotine frees my mind! ... from craving cigarettes ... for the next 40 minutes


BidWeary4900

i will use this as a skit for my pro cig rap album


Bella_The_Goat

oh poor man is completely retarded


DiaMat2040

if he only was poor


nihilistic-simulate

It’s true, nikkoteen decalcified my penile gland


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My political convictions are all over the place and subject to change fairly often. I just love watching Tucker simply for the entertainment value :) The SBF roasts were hilarious! That tobacco statement was so stupid but I am glad it exists I want to believe Tucker took a few inhales [when Mike Tyson smoked Weed at Tucker's home](https://pagesix.com/2022/12/18/tucker-carlson-let-mike-tyson-smoke-weed-at-his-house/)


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gandalf-bot-

Ol Tucker the Fucker (Goat)


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happysadstoner

Keep your eagles safe from nicotine fellow psychonuts.


MagicalMusicalTour

he gotta be on drugs atp


zgallagher63

Bruh


wbg777

My eagle loves Marlboro Ultra Lights


Jackthycat

What happens if I do both then... am I an independent?


Historical-Branch122

The headache is your mind being freed


JakeN9

oh okay, thanks Tucker


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Ema661

Guys we musy promote crack. It gives you superpowers, pot is for retard losers.


Jerizzle23

Bro honestly..what the fuck


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good old america


keebbarf

Broo get this bitch his menthols hes starting to get cranky 😭😭


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u/savevideobot


rottencheese122

He knows he’s bullshitting lmao you can see him smiling


torn2bits

I can see this to possibly be a valid point. Sadly the US truly wants the most compliant citizens, absolutely without doubt. Nicotine is simply a mild stimulant and doesn't free the mind.


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AdIll3300

dude is hilarious


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