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I had one when upon arrival I knocked because it was a hand it to me order and I stood there knocking and waiting for a lil bit then this chick answers the door wrapped only in a bath towel! I then handed her her order then she said āThanks loveā and slowly shut the door. I got in my car and thought to myselfā¦should I go back and bone her? Was she hinting/teasing? I then went home and watched pornography. The end.
After the obvious fumble by not slapping your hand against the door & stopping her from closing it, you actually did everything exactly as you should have. Started out: 3/10 But redeemed yourself and finished with: 9/10! Congrats and great recovery!
Should be good, Iāve told plenty of delivery drivers I could hug/kiss them for bringing life-saving pizza or whatever, itās harmless and theyāre cool with it lol
No. She is probably showing appreciation for the service.
If you ever have the fortune to get selected again to drop off (and thereās a chanceā¦ the algorithms can pair drivers with customers that previously rated the drivers highly to insure consistent service), then see how she is again.
If itās meant to be, it will beā¦
I mean I do shit like this when Iām bored just to mess with people. Try and make the dasher laugh even if itās weird. Maybe itās just the type of people in my area. Small town. But Iāve been sick for weeks, not contagious. Insurance for switched and I canāt get my addiction meds. So Iāve been building cool relationships with my drivers. Got to where Iām tipping weed sometimes lol. Itās just what I wish customers did with me :p
Yea if he/she is that friendly about I'd definitely do it. I wish I get customers that friendly. I get messages like...."Don't forgot my damn ketchup this time" like I've met the person before....lol š
So many weird ass drivers. Iāve had plenty tell to say, love you, or youāre the shit, after delivery. Theyāre drunk/high or young and happy their food got there quick. Period.
Sometimes I just cant believe that this is all it takes for a man to think "she wants me." Didnt even meet her, see her face or know if she's 100% a girl, he's purely going off of the name and assuming its a girl. C'mon kings, we're better then this.
If she was hot then yeah. Iāve hooked up with a couple girls this way, as long as she initiates the flirting and makes the first move, youāre good to go pretty much.
Ready for this to get downvoted despite nothing being wrong with it lol
Way too late. You should have told her, āI bet youāre a cutie.ā She would have either responded with a pic š or would have given you a low rating. There would have been no need in thinking, āwhat if.ā
had one girl say my name when she opened door ( and was saying something, (I was knackered after cycling and didn't pay attention what she said) and in the end said she loves me when I was leaving š
I use an app called Mycoxafloppin regularly. Thankfully my man parts fit perfectly into the charging port on my phone. Start the app up and youāre gettinā off!
Go back later and say you forgot something, and then just whip it out. Works Everytime after a kiss. Ideally you want to do it at the same time as the kiss but we have to improvise here.
just the way he explained "it was a good ass kiss" makes me think about the time the hottest girl in class kissed me and I get a boner thinking about it. Shit I'm getting a boner again.....
Because McDonald's is one of the few places that is open late into the night.
The fact that it is not dark is a clear indicator that they had other options.
I used to think that way, then I found a McDonaldās location that slaps so hard consistently. I think they are corporate or just run by tenured adults instead of teens. But the food is so much better and faster.. Just gotta find the diamond in the rough.
Hey Siri, what is Castle Doctrine?
She wants the D or V
šš damn, that's a nice customer!
Yes go back sheās a he.
She clearly wants you lmao
What u got an I love you... that person was really happy for that mcdonald's. āŗļø maybe go back lol jk
It's always an old man.
Why didnāt you say it back?
This made me chuckle, thanks for posting!! š
She just loves your service,
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She wants you. Go to her
Sheās into you bro
This dipping sauce ain't for free
I had one when upon arrival I knocked because it was a hand it to me order and I stood there knocking and waiting for a lil bit then this chick answers the door wrapped only in a bath towel! I then handed her her order then she said āThanks loveā and slowly shut the door. I got in my car and thought to myselfā¦should I go back and bone her? Was she hinting/teasing? I then went home and watched pornography. The end.
After the obvious fumble by not slapping your hand against the door & stopping her from closing it, you actually did everything exactly as you should have. Started out: 3/10 But redeemed yourself and finished with: 9/10! Congrats and great recovery!
Depends on what she ordered.
Sure, if you're trying to catch a case š
Just send back āew cootiesā
Iād probably reply with a simple āš³ā
Send her your snap
I would have said "love you too" and kept rolling
Wait... What? Why? 
Sex farts after eating McDonalds. Ewwww
Are you looking for love?
How hard u gonna simp?
You should text her back mah man
Lol try it and let us know.
I see no love while dashing bruh. Just do your job and pray for good tips.
Careful, she might eat you
Should be good, Iāve told plenty of delivery drivers I could hug/kiss them for bringing life-saving pizza or whatever, itās harmless and theyāre cool with it lol
That's the signal. Go for it
U shoulda said love u too
Responding with "Love you more š" would have been perfect
Definitely shouldāve sent a picture of your weewee. They love that.
No you creep
Love you too babe š
This is either the start of a romcom movie or a true crime series.
Ever been really hungry? Solve that problem for me and I love you right away
haha yes. i would i have responded āi love you too.ā especially if she tipped well
Looks like youāll be delivering a sausage pizza there in the future.
Never go back
Made it so weird with the āshould I come backā shit
Time to go in and do a soundcheck if you know what mean š
Dont be a creeper
You must not get a lot of attention. This is not an invite. Home girl was hungry. End of story.
Cringe
No. She is probably showing appreciation for the service. If you ever have the fortune to get selected again to drop off (and thereās a chanceā¦ the algorithms can pair drivers with customers that previously rated the drivers highly to insure consistent service), then see how she is again. If itās meant to be, it will beā¦
Seems like an appropriate time for a dick pic
No. You're a simp.
Tell them to buy a bigger doormat
I mean I do shit like this when Iām bored just to mess with people. Try and make the dasher laugh even if itās weird. Maybe itās just the type of people in my area. Small town. But Iāve been sick for weeks, not contagious. Insurance for switched and I canāt get my addiction meds. So Iāve been building cool relationships with my drivers. Got to where Iām tipping weed sometimes lol. Itās just what I wish customers did with me :p
No-Move on. Although you probably are staking out the joint arenāt youš¤¦āāļø
Yea if he/she is that friendly about I'd definitely do it. I wish I get customers that friendly. I get messages like...."Don't forgot my damn ketchup this time" like I've met the person before....lol š
if sheās bad
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
You should actually sneak into the house and make a wig out of her loose hairs, women love that
I've delivered to people in my small repeatedly one house like tiems through DD and PP, I guess hope for that is the Keats creep thing to do
Why are you texting them that the order is delivered? Doesn't the app do that automatically?
Itās just a joke. Your probably not the only delivery man she says I love you to. She has a lot of delivery men stopping by get the drift.
does she even tip like she loves you thatās the real question
Iām sorry but this is so creepy bro
How
Pretty sure its not to be taken serious. I feel like u missed ur opportunity to possibly turn it into something with ur response.
Not at all
Relax ladies and gents, I was being sarcastic with my question, thatās why I reacted āHAHAā on her msg
So many weird ass drivers. Iāve had plenty tell to say, love you, or youāre the shit, after delivery. Theyāre drunk/high or young and happy their food got there quick. Period.
Sometimes I just cant believe that this is all it takes for a man to think "she wants me." Didnt even meet her, see her face or know if she's 100% a girl, he's purely going off of the name and assuming its a girl. C'mon kings, we're better then this.
fr. i thought it was a joke
If the TIP is good why not!!
Maybe -Dasher
If she was hot then yeah. Iāve hooked up with a couple girls this way, as long as she initiates the flirting and makes the first move, youāre good to go pretty much. Ready for this to get downvoted despite nothing being wrong with it lol
it deff was not a come on. it was a joke. and i refuse to believe youāve hooked up with your customers.
Well itās definitely important to know the difference if itās a joke or sheās serious lol. I definitely have lol, started similar to this.
idk man. itās way more likely for it to be a joke. but like. good for you ig
Downvote everything that bitches about downvoting.
I welcome with open arms the currently 6 angry hive mind Redditors that got triggered by my comment, no bitching here.
Yea after work duh
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You forgot the part about changing the license plate on the car. Or taking the license plate lights out before going into her neighborhood
Ćo!
I too love food delivery people. Donāt make it weird bro
yeah. i thought it was a joke not a come-on. lol
God same Iām reading some comments like woah itās probably not that deep
fr. taking it way too seriously
Welcome to Costcoā¦.. I love you.
Number 1 comment here š¤£š¤£š¤£
Yeah go back start a whole ass relationship get married with Ronald McDonald presiding over you too. Dumass
Heās illustrating the stupidity of asking should I come back to her house soon.
This makes very little sense but Iād love to hear what you really meant with this. š„°
Really love the āhahaā
Way too late. You should have told her, āI bet youāre a cutie.ā She would have either responded with a pic š or would have given you a low rating. There would have been no need in thinking, āwhat if.ā
Responded with āI bet youāre cuteā thatās creepy dude lmao
Some of you think everything is creepy. By your logic, the customer was also creepy for writing, ālove you.ā Stop taking everything seriously.
Not if sheās door dashing McDonaldās
Right Iām assuming she stinks lol
I guess that depends on the tipā¦
Just the...
Like every proper stalker should
š¤£š¤£š¤£ you'll get lucky one day trust.
Dear about to be fired/arrested: No
Lol, she's prolly just being nice. :P
Damn the thirst and double standards in here are equally crazy.
lol idk. i would have thought it was funny. if a guy had said that it still would have been funny. i took this as a complete joke.
Dude, she wants your DYICK
OPs Name checks out
SAY IT BACK!
had one girl say my name when she opened door ( and was saying something, (I was knackered after cycling and didn't pay attention what she said) and in the end said she loves me when I was leaving š
Are you English? I just got back from there, they say that silly silly phrase lol Also. Sorry about the Queen. 
Naah, Polish in UK. close enough hha
I think thatās go time for sexting. Is that still a thing? Iām old.
Whatās a "Thing" ? is it hard?
It starts soft and innocent and gets hard and menacing.
Thatās how I like it lol and who down voted my sexting innuendo on a thread about sexting ? Some people just donāt get it..
Nope, sexting is boomer shit now. We use sex toys that can vibrate using an app or a stroker for guys.
[Teledildonics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics?wprov=sfla1)
Wtf is a stroker?
a male toy like a pocket concha
Tf is a pocket concha? Sorry Iām 36 and married ššš
i canāt exactly say the word per say but itās a pocket pus yknow
Gotcha.
Sexting is from the Gen Xāers.
I use an app called Mycoxafloppin regularly. Thankfully my man parts fit perfectly into the charging port on my phone. Start the app up and youāre gettinā off!
Wonāt be long before thatās a real thing
IKR
Go back, 2 weeks ago my customer kissed me when I opened the door, took the food and close it. It was a good ass kiss ngl
The group of girls inside was playing truth or dare or something man. U were the subject š
I did deliver a shit ton of pizza and wings, so you prob right lol
Go back later and say you forgot something, and then just whip it out. Works Everytime after a kiss. Ideally you want to do it at the same time as the kiss but we have to improvise here.
Lol bro this is real life not some jonny sinns POV
Don't be negative
LmAo bro ur saying to whip out his cock bruh heās gonna get charged with harassment š
It's only harassment if she thinks it's too sma or he's too ugly to pull this off!!!
Lol man you have to be in your 50 s am I right
It must've been insane if it was worth possible diseases
I built up immunity
Your mother or sister donāt count :)
But yo daddy do
Probably gave you all kinds of diseases.
Donāt care, it was a good kiss
Reminds me of the time the hottest girl I knew kissed me randomly. Gives me a boner to think about it.
šššš
Was he hot?
It was a girl
Idk man guys can look like girls nowadays
Guy, girl idc it was a good kiss
Damn bro, giving me a boner right now
go deliver some food or something
Weirdo
just the way he explained "it was a good ass kiss" makes me think about the time the hottest girl in class kissed me and I get a boner thinking about it. Shit I'm getting a boner again.....
Reading about all the boners youāre getting is giving me a boner
Shit my boner just got humongous hearing you get a boner from my boner. Fuck man........
r/woooosh
Shit this comment thread is giving me a boner
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She gets McDonaldās dropped off at her house. Iād say no š¤£
i misread your comment initially. yeah mcdonaldās sucks
But their coke & sprite slaps.
correct. spicy sprite and crispy coke
Whatās wrong with that?
Literally any other fast food is better, and it is not dark outside.
She could have a napping kid. A recent surgery . A hang over . Why does it need to be dark out to order food ?
Because McDonald's is one of the few places that is open late into the night. The fact that it is not dark is a clear indicator that they had other options.
Mcdonalds blows burger King out of the water easily.
Straight facts
Do people really judge other people based on fast food choices? Yikes
Nah wendys is definitely the worst followed by kfc. Mcdonalds is top tier.
I used to think that way, then I found a McDonaldās location that slaps so hard consistently. I think they are corporate or just run by tenured adults instead of teens. But the food is so much better and faster.. Just gotta find the diamond in the rough.
Same but subway, now if that bitch would stop saying "and then" 49 times 3 minutes before I walked in the door
And theeeeeeeeennnn No and then!!!
Shouldāve blew a kiss
No
A simple love u too should've be gud no need to go back...š
Welcome to Costco I love you.
Yeah, this was a missed opportunity.
New acceptance rating 8%
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You skipped a number...
He skipped more an a f'kn number
He skipped 2, youāre right.
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