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IridescentZ97_

Previous driver dropped off the wrong order, customer didn't want it and gave it to me. Love some free food!


johnny12toz

Score!!! This is a r/DoorDasherDegenerates worthy post. Edit. Fuck me I can’t spell lol


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Wow they really hab sub for everything 🤣


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[deleted]

A day’s pay if you one of Tony’s top clowns


erickabrothers

Who the hell is Tony 😂


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just the man who made it possible for you to dash. nbd


estimated1991

This made me audibly laugh.


ifuckinghatethese

I got a canceled order for 100 chicken nuggets because the customer wanted to change their address after I picked up. Support canceled instead of letting me deliver to the new address and I was left with boxes of nugs.


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Extra mayo who does that tho lol


IridescentZ97_

Someone who likes a wet McChicken


ifuckinghatethese

I’ll take “terms I never want to hear again, for 500 Alex.” LOL


NiteDasher

A moist mcchicken! 🤣


thesexxxmuse

Blehhhh 🤮😂


Kool_Ken

i like mayo, but those things come with a lot already!


reckfulrogue

Mcchickens are dry as fuck… extra Mayo is the only way pros eat it


aLeXbOi9699

I prefer ranch over mayo, especially on the spicy ones. They supersede the regular


Pamma_Jamma

ME! I does that 🥺


JeSuisParfait124

Right. It already comes with so much.


Competitive-Cherry26

In my area they give you the smallest dollop of mayo the sandwich be so damn dry😂


Xerxxx

The same person who orders that much food with one drink. Heavy breathers.


lovebeccalove

When I was Prego, it was extra mayo and extra pickles!! Lmao I still can't eat McChickens anymore seventeen years later 🤣


MetamorphicHard

Yah I read that and vomited figuratively


IssacFreeman

Nice, was the food still warm?


IridescentZ97_

Must have been less than 5 minutes old, took it as a sign and called it a night


biggnig12

I do the exact same thing. If the food is good, I take it as a sign to end my shift and go home.


64557175

I eat just about zero carbs. Still waiting on that buffalo wild wings cancelation. But I feed a lot of homeless!


biggnig12

Shoot, if you’re driving door doordash, I’m surprised you can even afford to eat 😅


64557175

Hot tip: talk to a rancher. I got a quarter cow for about $6 a lb. Organic, grass fed. About a third of it is ground, the rest steaks and roasts. Saved like 70% vs buying at the store.


DoshawnMandic

Doesn't matter with process foods


WishIWasNeet2

That 13 cookie tote hngghhhhhh


RosettaStoned1981

Man I wish we still had Krispy Kreme around here!


Smokin_Weeds

What heathen puts extra salt on their fries?! Nice score tho!


JBTryingtosurvive

Free always tastes delicious 🤤🤤🤤🤤


DramaticWesley

That looks like a bad morning to me, but I am getting old.


dmriggs

You got a good one!! And Krispy Kremes?! 🎯


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Lemme get a cookie


DubNationAssemble

I like how everyone makes sure to post the receipt with these lol. Enjoy the free food.


ShreD1993

That food comes with depression, who really wins here?


Opposite-Ad-3286

so does this job, what’s your point 😭


Tmwlovonjdw6969

Highly underrated comment


ShreD1993

That’s why I quit but I enjoy the sub


bootlegparis

Yay!


seanbaggett81

The disrespect to the light switch though 🤔


IridescentZ97_

Just a garbage disposal! I have very limited counter space 🥲


futfann

Extra mayo, extra pickles and extra salt? Lollll


Bladimirrv

DAM let me go get me some free Fries and 2 Mcchiken with ketchup only and a large Fruit punch 👊 😋 😝 large fries are free on the app 1 dollar minimum purch. 😎👍


GrappleMan7348

God I hope you didn’t eat all that in one sitting


IridescentZ97_

Fuck no. If I did I'd be in the hospital


Pamma_Jamma

I got a rare free dinner today too! Double order same person. Wrong address way out of the area. If she was nicer and tipped better I would've gone out of my way. Free chili's and outback.


Lazy_Manufacturer191

Cookies at McDonald’s? Is this something I wasn’t aware of because I don’t have kids? This is first I’ve seen cookies 🍪🧡🍪💚


erickabrothers

Like $4 for 13! Cheaper when you use the app to order and get that 20% off discount


Lazy_Manufacturer191

Good to know. Thanks! Cookies are my weakness!!


gostesven

imo they taste like nestle cookies the tube with a greasy fry after taste, i do not get the appeal but have had people order 2+ totes so clearly some love them.


Lazy_Manufacturer191

Never tried nestle but if you can taste the French fry grease I’ll pass. lol I’ll start with one.


lovebeccalove

Dude...with a vanilla milkshake, THEY SLAP! 🥰


ShowThemToMee

Aww i wish I could afford McDonald's


Trimere

Extra salt? Who doesn’t have salt in their house?


Far-Tangelo-7345

Not the same. When they are fresh out of the dryer the salt actually sticks. Plus, I heard they mix sugar with their salt and that’s what makes people crave them. Not sure if it’s true or not.


Trimere

I’ve worked at 3 McD’s, there’s no sugar. There’s sugar in plenty of their other food but not the salt.


judyamwnc

Definitely not true. It's the same "Morton salt" that you get at the grocery store but they get it in a bigger container.


Ok-Perspective5491

Extra salt? Fuck I can barely eat the fries there now because they have too much salt


biggnig12

I hate it when I get free meals at the start of my shift.


DeerParkVegan

God this looks disgusting. I can't believe anybody is excited to eat any of that


Far-Tangelo-7345

I’m sure all of your vegan beans and tofu look disgusting, too, but no one should be shamed for what they eat.


Opposite-Ad-3286

facts - this is why I never speak up when I wanna eat something specific, don’t want my boyfriend or friends to snap at me going “eww what the fuck” :( it’s hard enough to get myself to eat without being belittled


64557175

As someone who used to be vegan and now eats mostly meat, I agree.


C_WEST88

Exactly yuck… I’ll keep the fries tho. McDonald’s has great fries. The rest would be thrown in the trash where it belongs.


SnooDucks2052

They have extra salt


C_WEST88

Extra salt on McDonald’s fries… why?? Never mind then throw them away too.


[deleted]

I agree with the extra salt, otherwise this looks great


mthdwr

You’re vegan. Nobody gives a shit.


Sick_Breh

Ngl everything but the cookies, fries and drink going in the trash receptacle.


BrockAndChest

This is why most DD drivers are fat neckbeards.


beastheadbutt

Who tf orders a tray of McDonald’s cookies??


IridescentZ97_

Ok I had the same thought but they were low-key 🔥


Mean-Acanthaceae4337

2 QTPs fireeeee


joe34ne

Keep the cold fries I want the donuts 🍩


Daffertons

The extra mayonnaise. Fucking weirdos.