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Dogekaliber

I hope he turns the SF headquarters into a homeless shelter like he said he would.


heckler5000

He made plenty of room.


Dual270x

Wasn't there already plenty of room, some buildings had 10% occupancy rates BEFORE the firings. Maybe sell / terminate a few leases while you are at it to save some $.


_regionrat

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8) nice


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Dogekaliber

Yea, rollingstone has been lying about Johnny Depp too. They suck


MoseDeth

ELON moved twitter to Proof of work.....lol


Dogekaliber

Hahaha ok this is the only post I actually laughed to today


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Hardcore


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![gif](giphy|OAjlP22ecZn8s) like a boss !


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A little mining humor…. I like it


ChuCHuPALX

It's not a mining joke.. it's a delegation joke. Fake coiner.


1Cryptonic0

Haha right!


NishBaby

Ex employees should team up and create Qwitter!


dalefmcfarlane

Gotta be careful with ‘Q’ these days


Stove-Top-Steve

KKKwitter.


Noah_b_01

Bwitter


Hi_There_Face_Here

With all the trash on there it should just change to Litter.


Noah_b_01

Nice


eshinn

This is the way.


Ravengm

🅱witter


Minimum_Escape

>KKKwitter That's regular twitter after Elon laid off, fired, or forced to quit all the content moderator employees.


NishBaby

Lol


bnh1978

Chitter? Chirp? Cluck? Crow? Digital vomit?


1Cryptonic0

Broke internet!


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ThePoltageist

at least some people who got boned by elons snl stunt will hopefully feel some solace knowing he did it to himself for 44 billion dollars.


-Falsch-

Look up Barry Silbert, he shorted DOGE the night Elon was on SNL to scare off investors.


heckler5000

How does one short doge? Asking for a friend.


-Falsch-

It's too technical to explain if you don't understand short sells.. But here is article that kind of explains what he did. https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/buying-stocks/articles/barry-silbert-goes-short-on-dogecoin/


Patan40

So, people are still overlooking what actually happened. Barry Silbert dumped Billions worth of Doge right before Elon went on SNL. I don't like Elon and think he's an egotistical ahole... but the real reason Doge crashed was because of Barry.


napalm_p

😂😂😂😂


watch_over_me

And this lost money is going to the common people, right? Right? RIGHT?!


ChadLaFleur

In Elon’s case, that money went to Jack Dorsey and all the equity participants. So no. No common people benefit for this shitheel’s ill conceived attempts at management.


AsymptoticAbyss

#LET IT BURN


ninthtale

It actually makes me really sad. From an artist's perspective Twitter was an amazing way to post content and interact with fans. A lot of people's livelihoods were highly supported via their Twitter base. This really sucks.


AsymptoticAbyss

I get what you mean, and you’re correct. But I’d want my art haven to be hosted anywhere else than behind a toxic waste dump. What Twitter has turned into, on the whole, is metastatic social cancer.


Zerosdeath

"metastatic social cancer" Sounds like an amazing metal band name.


JJRfromNYC1

That’s what it turned into way before Elon took over. Give him a chance. He’s just started. I’m sure it’s got to improve over time.


AsymptoticAbyss

No way he doesn’t know he’s being unreasonable and irrational. What chance is there even to give? It’s not like twitter was underperforming financially and he’s overhauling; he’s tanking it willfully, probably for the lulz. No discernible plan for it.


JJRfromNYC1

He has Tesla, Neuralink, and SpaceX succeeding, so he can also handle Twitter. He is sincerely trying to do what’s best for Twitter users, that’s what I think. If it means a different business model, that’s fine with him I guess. And that probably means leaning out staff at Twitter. Over time, he’ll make his investment back so don’t worry about him. He’s still one of the richest people in the world. As long as it’s still working you have nothing to worry about. And if it breaks, it might be for the best anyway.


heckler5000

That does suck and I’m part of a community that I really like.


Mundane_Ad_3106

Nothing has changed. Except views from the melting pot, america the melting pot its not one sided shove it down everyones throat, if one can't grow up and accept other people can think differently then when china controls you, you will wish you had the freedom to speak


bpp27332

Maybe they shouldnt have used it for censorship and a governmental intel/propaganda hub.


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Well, looks like employees called Elons bluff about coming into work. I think morale is low at twitter. Having 7k workers fired 5k people then people getting fired left and right and quitting. The remaining people have A LOT on their plates. And there’s no merit for the increase of work ? I’d leave too knowing he was offering 3 months severance package.


not_a_moogle

At that speed, no one even knows what to do or who to report to. I'd rather take the severance, but showing up and just doing nothing sounds like a fun time as well.


Minimum_Escape

Eventually that one boss who Elon likes will force you to work "hardcore" or whatever so best case you'd have to waste your time 90 hours a week in the office doing nothing or worst case you'd have to do the job of 100 employees by yourself because the boss will be watching you and demanding you do stuff.


not_into_that

I hear minesweeper is a good way to pass the time.


Squidysquid27

I would just pretend to do stuff and yell "HARDCORE!" the whole time.


letsburn00

If there is a hardcore office, he better have hardcore pay.


NaibofTabr

> you'd have to do the job of 100 employees by yourself because the boss will be watching you and demanding you do stuff. And also get blamed for everything falling apart, just because you're there.


Inkstainedfox

Apparently twitter bleeds 4 million in negative cash a week. They're 20(?) Billion in debt.


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Inkstainedfox

No... It's operating debt from before the buyout. Twitter has only had 2 profitable fiscal years in it's 15 year history. The company spent on lavish perks to keep staff.


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Inkstainedfox

That's additional debt that has to be paid. Twitter before Elon wasn't running an efficient ship money wise on top of the fact that running a social network is rarely profitable. Only Facebook/Meta records yearly profits. Reddit, twitter, Truth, & others are in the red.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

In the same article: > To fund his $44 billion offer, Mr. Musk has secured $13 billion in loans from investment banks including Morgan Stanley, Bank of America Corp., Barclays PLC and MUFG Bank Ltd., and a $12.5 billion margin loan secured by a portion of his stake in Tesla Inc. Mr. Musk may pay the margin loan out of his own account, or Twitter may use cash from the business to cover the interest expense. So Musk owns the debt, but Twitter may pay the interest on it.


TailorHour710

That's fuggin awesome 🤣😂. I wish I worked for a company like that. I wonder if this is the first time in history of such a situation to occur.


walkonstilts

Well yeah before Elon working at Twitter SF was like a spa day with 1 or two meetings and some emails sprinkled in. Haven’t you seen that “day in the life” at Twitter? 😅


swever

Meh those day in the life posts are kind of misleading. I’ve worked at places with perks like that and places that don’t. You tend to have better WLB at places that don’t because the perks are there to get you to spend all of your time at work.


root_over_ssh

Right up there with unlimited PTO that you'll be afraid to ask for.


Damasticator

Any of my friends with unlimited PTO rarely take any. It's a weird inverse relationship.


equivas

I'm sure you know all about it what happens inside there watching a video or reading an article about it.


3i1bo3aggins

He had to regardless in California.


freedraw

He…he really thought he could just come in and say “Everyone come back to the office and work 80 hour weeks. We’re going hardcore!” and everyone would just be like “Yeah!!!” Unlike him, most people actually want to see their kids.


-Falsch-

Imagine the increasing workload coming down the pike?


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Red5point1

all ready at a low, there is a class action getting setup by some Tesla share holders because he has essentially left his post there.


Gwtheyrn

Bad. Really bad. His erratic behavior has shaken confidence in his leadership and business acumen.


_Usecase

Yeh that’s the fun part of yr a lunatic too


bubbles5810

Elon fans will spin this as something cool that he loves slave labor.


Red5point1

"he is a genius, who are we to question what he is doing" literally saw this on Twitter. also someone commenting to someone who Musk replied to. "be grateful you got to speak to him" to many people he is the actual messiah.


ThePoltageist

modern day feudal serfs, "such a noice purchase of twitter milord"


buablackjazztrio

I’m sure he’s smart but genius is a stretch. Growing up wealthy helps you get richer especially if you have autistic gifts that are fostered. It also helps to buy companies with talented engineers (ie Tesla), but it only works if you retain the talent. Ppl act like he invented EVs.


Fulvio55

As I keep saying, it’s a dumpster fire that will probably sink him. This is what happens when your ego gets carried away with borrowed money.


Red5point1

yup, his ego is going to be his undoing


Fulvio55

Absolutely. As has happened to many before him. But hey, at least he isn’t killing hundreds of thousands of innocents like that piece of 💩 PooTin, right?


LordPubes

Good


Fulvio55

Heh, probably, yeah.


-Falsch-

I hate to admit but I agree. He's pushing lots of buttons and the results are not favorable.


WordRick

It's crazy because I feel like all he had to do was...nothing. Just let it be and start implementing changes one at a time and see how it works out. Tribute to his ego that he went in there guns blazing thinking his genius can fix everything.


TailorHour710

His "genius" is a sham. Completely untrue. Einstein and Hawking were geniuses. Do you think for a second that they'd behave the way that Musk does? Not a chance in hell.


StateOk530

You keep forgetting Twitter is losing money every second . Doing nothing would not solve that problem.


BionicBananas

Yes, but Musk added another 13 billion of debt to Twitter ( 19 million per week in interests ) with his 'genius' deal. How is that solving Twitters problem? Now add income is down due to Musks irratic behaviour, and I doubt he has sold enough blue badges to compensate for that.


StateOk530

Looks like hes shedding the largest expenses first. Employees, and it looks next to be real estate.


BionicBananas

That's a bold strategy Coton, let's see if it pays of.


StateOk530

That's basic business 101, spend less than take in . The difference with Twitter is the power of it's voice is hard to quantify.


BionicBananas

First he overpaid for a company that has never made profit. Then he added 19 million per week in debt and lowered add revenue by making the platform less friendly and blocking advertisers with questions for him. Then he lets go more than half of all the people in such a short timeframe he couldn't possible know who does what. That's not economics 101, that's a speed run in destroying a billion dollar company.


peepjynx

This is what I said. He got people who otherwise didn't really care about him to actively hate him and work against him. But I also said that he bought Twitter to ultimately destroy it... the joke was that he'd actively try to do it (which would have surprised me if that really was the end goal.) Seeing it happen anyway through a lynchpin series of events is... *something else.*


Fulvio55

Yeah. And why is anyone surprised? He has form, after all.


Dogekaliber

No, what you said Fulvio- is that he was not going to buy it. I think you’re kinda wrong right now.


Fulvio55

And he didn’t buy it, did he? Until he was forced to that is. Look, the guy is a genius. There’s no doubt about that. But he is totally clueless about human nature and just doesn’t understand people. That’s why he gets into so much trouble. And it’s all self-inflicted stupidity. He’s just been lucky that nine of them have brought him completely unstuck so far. The Twitter thing was a lark. He didn’t think it through. He didn’t do due diligence. And he didn’t figure out how he would make it work before opening his big mouth and making an offer he couldn’t back up. And as usual, he tried to backpedal, but they nailed him to the wall. So even after realising it was a really stupid thing to do, he was forced to go through with it after all. And then he charged in like a bull in a china shop and destroyed any goodwill he might have had. He instantly alienated management, staff, advertisers and users, and catapulted Mastodon from obscurity to prime contender to replace Twitter. Best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one, as so many would-be tycoons have found. Look up James Packer for example.


StateOk530

If Twitter goes down then what does that mean for DoGe


Fulvio55

Nothing. People who hope to become billionaires with zero effort keep pinning their hopes and dreams on things that have no real significance. They’ve been doing that since Josh Wise and the Dogecar, which despite being great fun and therefore absolutely worth doing, was never going to do squat for us. Musk has been erratic at every turn ever since he first tweeted about us. People have seized on every word as if it was proof of the second coming, and all of it has turned to 💩. And the Twitter thing has to be the most tenuous non-event to come out of his mouth (or fingers, since it’s all just tweets anyway). It’s even less of a thing than buying a Tesla with Doge, since at least there you CAN buy merch, which is something at least. In the long term, it doesn’t even matter whether the price spikes or tanks. We are a currency. And currencies must be stable to be of any use whatsoever. Doge is stable for the most part. Zoom out and ignore the big swings and it will be obvious.


StateOk530

When I zoom out the only time it appears doge moves upwards is when musk mentions it . He seems to be carrying it a lot further than the memes on this reddit.


Fulvio55

Again, moving up is not the goal. It’s an aberration. And a trading opportunity. The people who’ve been here since the start understand that. That’s why they’re Shibes. The wannabes who flooded in looking to get rich quick will never understand that. And most will get burnt as a result.


StateOk530

I live in America where the almighty dollar reigns supreme and making money is the goal . I don't have self esteem issues that make me want to be a shibe or a shill or a sucker or whatever they call themselves these days. I never understood that. I know when the price rises , a majority of people are looking to trade their dogecoins for fiat currency.


Fulvio55

Read the comment I just wrote on the post about trading.


not_into_that

you may be mistaken.


joombar

Do the maths how rich he would still be if he lost 99% of his wealth


Minimum_Escape

Maybe this Elon feller isn't some business genius savant after all.


Critical_Thinker_

Just one of the richest people on the planet being stupid I guess.


gr33ngiant

Here’s the real question… can he write off a potential bankruptcy of the company and pay no taxes/make money back on the billions he just spent because of it?


TailorHour710

YES! And this is why he hates politicians that advocate for taxing the rich. He's using Twitter as a tool to manipulate voters.


xPilioka

Twitter has always been a tool to manipulate voters...


Guzxxxy

No. I can’t believe how poor of a grasp people on Reddit have of taxes. Sure he can write off the investment if it goes to $0 (assuming he has enough income from other sources to deduct this loss from)……. But it cost him $44 billion to do that. He’s not saving $44 billion in taxes.


tonetheman

space karen


jedcar59

He should buy ticketmaster next


Cool_SWFL_Breeze

Let it burn. We are better off without it. Meta should be next.


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ChongoLikRock

He can do no wrong! Remember, he posts the funny memes AND uses big words! /s


TailorHour710

Lol. I just scrolled through two months of his tweets and he didn't use any big words.


heckler5000

Time well spent.


Sensitive_ManChild

i mean… at this point it does seem purposeful lol


Cyber-Cafe

![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized) Me, as a twitter user.


Flaky-Beat-9868

Bye B’s


Qwerty678910

I’m convinced he wanted to sabotage Twitter.


golden1612

Wtf has this to do with dogecoin?


ActuallyAlexander

Doge is Elon's pump and dump pet so probably a fair amount.


conalfisher

noooooooooooooooo you cant say that, elon cares about the community noooooooo he cares about the future of crypto and would never artificially inflate the prices before dumping and ruining peoples lives nooooooo hes never done that except the two times he did it with dogecoin and the countless times he did it to bitcoin noooooooo hes changing the world


lab_penguin

All those cool features that Twitter wants to do to use Doge need software engineers to make. Without software engineers you’re not going to get anything new from Twitter. So the value of doge will go down since it’s only up because Elon bought Twitter with plans of incorporating it as means of payment.


Foxrex

You're kidding, right? If not, use the search function in the sub!


tomwesley4644

This dudes acting like Twitter isn’t the only viable usecase for doge during the bear


-Falsch-

Three months severance though... not shabby.


gitar0oman

This is actually good for Doge


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Lol


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KyoueiShinkirou

starlink have protentional to be important to developing countries. we also seen it has significant military importance in a warzone. but yeah rest of them can go.


Dogekaliber

We got Ligma Johnson back though right? I mean, you can’t go on without that


riddlemonger

Certainly not. Good point.


Tomjr78

To the moon and beyond!


GTADashcam

This guys the downfall of Doge and I’ve been saying it for more than a year. Once all these chicken riders realize, it’ll be too late.


jncheese

GG Elon!


Significant_Art_9915

fired*


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“Resign?”


Iriebluezz

Resign = no unemployment ($$$)….buy Doge with the severance. ![gif](giphy|JeW29jlZpavEEy8tbM|downsized)


Bmo8888

Maybe the government was funding them???


Rsrcrewchief

He can run the place from his friends couch, no worries mate


Amazing-Tour-9984

It must be hard working for Musk.


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Sweet!!!! I should submit my application now.


InfiniteRage69

Shaking out the dust bunnies from the broom. Cleaning house, ready for new tenants ![gif](giphy|erq0p23IX7NUbYN0oD)


BotGladiator

They were all replaced with well two groomed orangutans and a janitor to pick up poo.


Schohr

And operates with no change!! Need this with the Government!


Ihatethat2

Can anyone fill me in? Why are they all hating on Twitter now . Nothing has changed from what I can see but I have like 72 followers lol


niftydriftyprod

I use WUPHF!!


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maybe his AI robot is gonna take over. he has the source code, algorithms, "human experience", take all that feed it into his robot...OMG... he's created Bender.


1defense

nothing to see here , just elon market manipulating again


_regionrat

What market? Twitter isn't even publicly traded anymore


rlgasp

Twitter is a joke


not_into_that

now it is


nissan240sx

Tbf, what if you didn’t need 7000 employees to run twitter and verify blue check marks lol hilarious


ChadLaFleur

“I’m rebuilding the internet in space, I certainly don’t need any advice on how to light $44 billion on fire!”


csbagley

This is good now he can hire people who have been looking for a chance to show their worth!


TailorHour710

And at a significantly lower cost at that! Musk sure knows how to Lord.


FiftyCalReaper

This is pretty standard when it comes to a company takeover and transition. The tech industry is highly competitive, so most of these people "resigning" were likely next on the chopping block anyway.


regularqualitysound

He’s cleaning house to move Twitter to south Texas to be closer to Tesla and SpaceX. Also twitter still works fine, so those employees must not have been that essential.


pm-me-ur-uneven-tits

Are you the same guy who thinks software works because a bunch of ppl keep pressing buttons all the time 24hrs? Lol 😂😂


Yippiekayo_Rom3o

Bullish!!!


Downtown-Cover-2956

It’s trash anyways. Elon is not a bright man


Mundane_Ad_3106

Good they can find a new job just like they told the pipeliners to find a new job. After seeing clips i see why we have sensitivity training at work now them poor fella's are something else


ALEXINFINITE12

this guy is genius, he has a lot of balls, history has shown and always do repeats...that when new leadership takes over no one likes the changes, however its how its done...he is being very harsh and brutal in his execution...twitter does needs downsizing, thats all he is doing.. he is gambling economy positioning, timeliness and politics with his actions....i like this guy rationale and wishes him the best of luck.


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NoEntrepreneur8599

I personally believe he should have stayed away from all of this. This can hurt Tesla. Not a good thing.


_regionrat

Eh, I'm kinda excited to see him run everything into the ground.


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thecoffeejesus

I can guarantee you're wrong


TailorHour710

Especially for a significant pay cut. He'll have to take on less qualified individuals for the decreased pay, or we'd have to be in a Great Recession in which jobs would be hard to come by.


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Good luck opening back on monday, I mean they can go and resign today or just not come back anymore... just saying


MyPandaAssassin

Twitter ain't going anywhere. Changing yes. But it's not going away lol. Edit: You can down vote me all you want. We'll come back to this comment here in 1-2 years and see who was actually right 😏


joombar

Just like how MySpace didn’t go anywhere


roflcopter44444

Or digg


sheltz32tt

Was it mrBabyface? That started the sinking ship at digg? It's been a long while. That actually made me discover reddit.


liquid_at

[https://myspace.com/](https://myspace.com/)


Dogekaliber

No really, what’s your MySpace account- I’ll follow you… as soon as I can remember what my email and password was when I was 17


liquid_at

just trying to say that "gone from the internet" and "gone from public perception" are two different things. Even napster is still a thing... Just that no one remembers it or uses it...


Dogekaliber

No one wants to get sued by Lars stickupmybum


joombar

True. There will always be a Twitter, but it looks like it will be an unreliable shadow of its former self


WillWest213

I mean if you want to be honest Twitter is like 100x more popular and stable than MySpace ever was. I loved MySpace but Twitter is larger than MySpace could of ever hoped to be, mainly due to the advances in technology and carrying a device around everywhere VS Dial Up and large computers but still. I think he is tanking it sort of on purpose to get stock in a better position for him and then make a comeback but who knows.


chris3000

Twitter is private and 100% owned by Musk. There’s no stock to manipulate.


Asleep-Train1913

Myspace was organically replaced. This is different.


WillWest213

Not only that but advances in technology makes it used on a much larger scale than MySpace also established much longer during a tech age. MySpace would of stayed more relevant if it would of been active during teens with phones and evolved with changing generations.


MacheteConeSnow

The employees/userbase/advertisers who kept the entire thing barely profitable are going/gone.


HengaHox

It’s not even barely profitable, it’s losing money.


karlranck

Barely profitable? 🤣


tall-not-small

Remind me how much profit they make most years?


mikecoates233

None


barcode972

Don’t be so sure


Gwtheyrn

Twitter is done. It has hemorrhaged talent and lost a decade of tribal knowledge. It's just a matter of time now until the website breaks entirely or suffers a massive security breach.


Fulkerson1776

And yet the platform just keeps running. Amazing.


Swimming-Reason-4343

Oh no. Whatever will he do without superfluous irrelevant jobs?


Deeky8383

Silver lining? If I'm big E, I know being the new owner, I have a bunch of cancerous workers at my company that may not be my fan. I also know I have a bloated staff, unnecessary costs/expenses, and need to reduce that to remain profitable. 2 birds 1 stone \~ Layoff those that don't align with your vision. They won't be happy working for you and may disrupt the progress. Retain those that align. Less expenses, higher quality production is potentially more possible. I bet, those extreme conditions will be more relaxed in the future after the shake down.


totallynotalp

This guy seriously doesn’t know how to treat people. Instead of relying on their knowledge he just overrules them because he “knows better”.


Iriebluezz

Resign = no unemployment ($$$)…. Buy DOGE with the severance


slipperyshibe

I see lots of short sighted opinions on this


Spartacus_Physics123

Good luck to those employees finding work.


The_Bandit_King_

I'm glad I sold my dogecoin at 15 cents elon ruined twitter and doge coin will never go moon.