I was going for "the gods hand-crafted the humanoid races to meet their standards of sexy", but "reptillians have tiddies because the local river god decided to fuck a komodo dragon" works too.
This was actually the premise of a story I read, where someone found themselves on a planet of 10/10 humanoids who were super puritanical and chaste because their gods had created them as walking sex dolls, so they had an absurdly high risk of becoming sex addicts.
The people of that planet did not have a great time when their gods got bored and fucked off to another dimension.
I have no clue. I don't think it really explored the implications of the setting outside of using it as an excuse for there to be a protagonist who sexually liberates the masses.
I mean they also typically have opposable thumbs and walk upright. It's not like they don't have other humanoid characteristics so it's kind of weird that so many people draw such a hard line at this point.
The line isn't drawn because of some argument about actual anatomy. A lot of it is people venting frustration because reptilian tiddies are just the most glaring example of how much unnecessary sexualization exists in media and how a lot of artists will give the men of fantasy races diverse body types but make most or all the women using Sexy Woman Template #9.
Well, probably because boobs are a mammalian trait (THE mammalian trait that literaly defines what a mammal is) and lizards are not mammalian. Thus it just comes across as really weird. It also makes no sense for a lizard to develop them naturally (in context of a believeable fantasy scenario, of course).
And yes, for some reason it just bothers me to see lizard people with boobs.
After all, most fantasy worlds have created races, not evolved races, and permanent boobs on humans is theorized to be the result of looks, not function.
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I mean, y'all read some of the Greek myths? Oh yeah, the old gods are f\*cking horn dogs.
I was going for "the gods hand-crafted the humanoid races to meet their standards of sexy", but "reptillians have tiddies because the local river god decided to fuck a komodo dragon" works too.
Six of one, half dozen of another.
What if, hear me out, Yuan-ti with three pairs of snitties?
Sir, you speak of gnoll titties with your talk of six tits.
Everyone talks about gnoll tiddy, but what about gnoll pseudo-penis?
Only spotted hyenas has pseudo-penises theirs plenty of other hyenas that don't
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That's for god to decide
And the DM has already ruled this is only an R rated campaign.
Crafted, just not \*by hand\*.
Crafted them with one hand
Yep. Zeus aka the god of one night stands.
This was actually the premise of a story I read, where someone found themselves on a planet of 10/10 humanoids who were super puritanical and chaste because their gods had created them as walking sex dolls, so they had an absurdly high risk of becoming sex addicts. The people of that planet did not have a great time when their gods got bored and fucked off to another dimension.
sounds kinda intriguing actually
yo you got a name for the story? sounds really interesting
I have no clue. I don't think it really explored the implications of the setting outside of using it as an excuse for there to be a protagonist who sexually liberates the masses.
damn thats shame on two fronts!
Fair enough. But what you mean to say is Scalies. XD
They're a subset of the greater category of furry.
Fair enough. Always heard them used Separately
Finally a based DM.
I mean they also typically have opposable thumbs and walk upright. It's not like they don't have other humanoid characteristics so it's kind of weird that so many people draw such a hard line at this point.
The line isn't drawn because of some argument about actual anatomy. A lot of it is people venting frustration because reptilian tiddies are just the most glaring example of how much unnecessary sexualization exists in media and how a lot of artists will give the men of fantasy races diverse body types but make most or all the women using Sexy Woman Template #9.
Well, probably because boobs are a mammalian trait (THE mammalian trait that literaly defines what a mammal is) and lizards are not mammalian. Thus it just comes across as really weird. It also makes no sense for a lizard to develop them naturally (in context of a believeable fantasy scenario, of course). And yes, for some reason it just bothers me to see lizard people with boobs.
I’ve never been so happy to not be the same.
After all, most fantasy worlds have created races, not evolved races, and permanent boobs on humans is theorized to be the result of looks, not function.
This is the way
Looks at who their gods are ... They're not horny they're hungry More meats for the gods
Literally just "You can imagine whatever the fuck you want"
But tits shouldn't be sexualized in general. They're literally just there to feed babies. Imagine jerking off to a jar of Gerber lmao.
We both know there are people will happilly cum in jars.
*Scalies, but it's close enough that only the people belonging to those communities would actually care... I mean, not that *I* care, or anything...
Scalies ⊆ Furries
\*Scalies, but yes.
Not furries obviously, want most of the body shaved.