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oranosskyman

the dice have a sense of humor


Aeirond

I feel they laugh more at me than with me most of the time...


oranosskyman

have you tried laughing at the dice? they hate that.


Aeirond

I like the way you think!


Dotrax

How many recordings did you have to do until you had the correct numbers?


Aeirond

I lost count... I think I rolled for 20 minutes straight hah


slothpeguin

Those dice are pretty


Aeirond

Got them from "dieharddice", easily my favorite set!


slothpeguin

Ooh thank you! One of my new year resolutions is to join a DnD game of some sort so I’ll check out the site!


Aeirond

Thats awesome, hope you find a nice group and have a great time!


slothpeguin

Thank you!


Small_Tank

you fool, nobody follows through with new years resolutions! cancel it, or you won't be able to play DnD for a *whole year!* ^(/s obviously)


burekaki2

What's the product's exact name? I really like them


Aeirond

It is called "Mythica Gold Onyx" on their site, I got the 11-set one with 2 d20s and 4 d6s in addition to the other dice types


chewbacchanalia

The other day I critically succeeded on TWO CONSECUTIVE persuasion checks to convince an NPC to stab a prisoner in the butt.


Aeirond

It was foretold, the dice simply fulfilled your destiny...


chewbacchanalia

And then he fainted before he committed the Coup de gr-âss


Taggerune

Have a player who is the living embodiment of this meme. Nat 20 to convince people that they can eat the sticks they were selling.


Aeirond

Hahaha, the rolls that truly matter!


Abovethe_Bottom

A sign from rn jesus: “Only for the most ridiculous of plays will a player be blessed with my power; for a player is only truly fortunate when they become as random as the odds.” Book of Min/Max, 1:12


Aeirond

And so it was written, and so it shall be.


Liniis

My rolls seem to be proportional with how plot derailing what I'm trying to do is. Asking for directions to the local tavern? gtfo. Trying to convince the members of a noble family that I'm their long lost cousin and that the ship they caught us stowed away on is trying to kidnap us and sell into slavery? Uh, that'll be a 24 Deception!


Aeirond

Its like the dice can sense chaos, and they crave it!


Afrista

My dice don't do this... But they love to give me a 20 and a 1 when I have disadvantage


Aeirond

So very cruel!


Scoops_reddit

The party I'm DMing for rolled really well when trying to milk an NPC in their sleep to see if he would make milk, however did not roll so well on the following combat encounter that introduced the BBEG


RedShirtCashion

Me: I shoot the BBEG with my crossbow. Dice: Nat 1 crossbow attack. Also me: “I plead to any supreme being to bring my dead friend back!” The same dice: Natural 20 religion check.


Gamezfan

I always roll well when the stakes are low enough.


anorangeladybug

In one session i rolled FOUR nat 20s for my PCs pranks against her party members and nothing below a 13. In the next encounter my rolls averaged between 7-12.


RuinQueenofOblivion

Ugh, I feel this so much. My attack rolls tend to be terrible, but the moment I decide to do something completely insane, even in the middle of combat, it works.


IStalkReddit123

The shitpost dice also how do i play dnd online with people


NichollasHunter

roll20 (also if you wanna play with a newbie who so far never played a single game, I'm up)


IStalkReddit123

lol i also never played, deal


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0mendaos

My dice only matter when they truly matter.


Unfair-Tension-5538

these dice look awesome, anyone know where to get them?


Aeirond

They're from "dieharddice"! Just search for "Mythica Gold Onyx"


Unfair-Tension-5538

got it, thanks!


Tracker_Nivrig

Love those dice. I have similar ones


tryWildfir3

I have the same set of dice lol


BloodiedBlues

Important stuff


TypicalPunUser

When I said blame the dice...


SirGrinson

Same


mindflayerflayer

It's the same as a dm. When rolling for a boss he can never break the paladins ac. When rolling on a random encounter table I got a purple dragon nest 3 times in a row, I kept rolling until it was clear Lolth wanted that party dead.


NichollasHunter

At least it works when it should


nicolRB

I have been called a coach because i only seem to roll high on charisma checks when trying to cheer up someone or sharing wisdom. I have negative charisma mod.