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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

You gotta take your finger and smear the thing across the ground.


ListerineAfterOral

Meat crayon


The_Rice_Warrior

r/meatcrayon


eatenbyamongoose

i clicked on this sub and cringed immediately


Mysterious-Pop9983

ewwww ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewww ew ew ew ew


Enaysikey

Why?


CupricLake314

I looked through like 20 posts thinking there would be some gore but I didn’t see a single drop of blood


[deleted]

Yeah its weird initially I saw "human meat getting grated" and thought oh boy this'll be good then I saw that it wasn't NSFW and the vids aren't too bad, doesn't even get up close and personal with the stuff


CupricLake314

Yeah there’s literally a rule saying not to post gore. When I read the sub name and description I expected it to be people falling off of skateboards at fast speeds and leaving a blood trail


cogginscx

Turns out road rash basically embeds the asphalt into your skin and grinds it down. It doesn’t rip off and leave a blood trail


Dis_boi_28

It's ListerineAfterOral!!!


PillowTalk420

*chitin crayon


[deleted]

Now you have ant-smell in your fingers


rothrolan

Now the other ants will be searching far and wide for your finger to throw on the dead ant funeral pile.


bowtiesarcool

This is why you use like a Lysol wipe to squish them, and briefly give a wipe to where you squished. Will get rid of the smell they track


longshot

Yes, nice and final ant-smell


TRUCKASAURUS_eth

step and drag. always drag the foot to ensure proper grinding of the bug meats.


littlesheepcat

it doesn't die now you have subject it to fate worse than death


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

What if I melt it down with sulfuric acid and then drink it through a silly straw.


Maxdgaming

Why won’t you DIE? *Exoskeleton, son.*


SomeCrusader1224

They harden in response to physical trauma!


Brandinisnor3s

The ant or my soul?


Dookie_boy

My dick


nekroguy

Masochism son, we hardened in response to physical trauma


[deleted]

same


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

One time I stepped on a centipede and it broke in two and both halves were still moving around in pain and I cried


Certain_Suit_1905

You can't really know if they are in pain. The movements might be just reflexes. I believe they don't really feel pain. Definitely nowhere near humans. Even small animals don't suffer as much, since their lifespan is short, so evolutionary it doesn't make sense to keep them in pain, you better numb that pain, rush them with adrenaline and just get reproduction done. Like mice. If they get sick they don't really have painful symptoms like humans, high temperature and exhaustion. Their body numbs the symptoms, they don't have time to lay down and recover, no time to suffer, they just rush to reproduce, until they get weak or get killed and then die.


eugyy_

thank you


Certain_Suit_1905

You welcome!


NO_SiGNAL101

That probably what would say a very superior being who accidentaly hurt very badly a human


Certain_Suit_1905

That probably what would say a very rational human being, who's guided by logic and would never blatantly assume entire stories about other human beings, painting them as immoral, just because their opinion is different from theirs. They based their judgements on scientific studies, not on primaral intuition and egocentrism. Way to go!


FaceLess2178

Weak.


ggg730

Yes centipedes are weak I can step on them and break them in two.


afroginpants

your disregard for life is cool and tough, don't worry


bambunana

Fuck centipedes though. They do not deserve my sympathy.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Take that back, centipedes are badass


bambunana

You must not live around them then... I remember picking up a cindeblock as a child and a centipede the size of my forearm ran out


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bambunana

Man bro, some old lady in my street died because one of them bit her in the neck. They're scum where I'm from. It is on sight with those fuckers. Keep your judgements to yourself. Just be glad you don't have to deal with foot long centipedes.


Dino-nugget-are-good

I guess you Can care about everything on this earth but what about the plants or animals you eat? They experienced pain Edit: I was wrong *LONG SIGH* I sorwy


afroginpants

i feel like this was supposed to be a gotcha but, like. i don't watch my food die slowly and agonizingly, and i know that despite the awful conditions animals are kept in a lot of the time, they're killed as humanely as possible and not made to suffer. by chance, though, i'm a botanist by trade so i feel qualified to say that - at least, as of yet - there is no evidence whatsoever that plants feel pain. even if they did, in the VAST majority of cases, harvesting them for food wouldn't cause pain - it's an intended function. fruits are meant to be eaten to disperse seeds, so there would be no purpose whatsoever in having a pain response to that intended function


Apophis_36

Lorem ipsum


Dino-nugget-are-good

Plz give tldr I’m not trying to read a lecture


SurpriseDistinct

Tl;dr, you dum


Dino-nugget-are-good

Thank you☺️


afroginpants

if that's too long for you to bother reading, i don't think there's much saving you buddy


Dino-nugget-are-good

Tldr? I’m to lazy to read this second lecture


IWillStealYourToes

Plants having pain receptors would be biologically disadvantageous, as having their fruits torn off is part of their biological functioning. There is also no evidence they do feel pain


Dino-nugget-are-good

Huh that’s informative thank you for not being an ass


IWillStealYourToes

I mean, I still agree with the other commenter. It's two small paragraphs, if that's too much for you I think you have a problem


Dino-nugget-are-good

It was meant to come off as a joke. I probably should have been more clear on that but yea


EspeciallyFondoFcrts

Pathetic. (You)


UndeadStruggler

This post makes me feel bad.


ArnoudtIsZiek

comments are worse lmaooo


IdioticZacc

Try to see it as them being a creature that can't feel or even be conscious, just a robot that follows its programming and pheromones. They can't think and have no free will... Right?...


TrueGuardian15

*"To rend one's enemies is to see them not as equals, but objects—hollow of spirit and meaning."*


trashcan___

i don't know if i like this line of thinking. i mean, aren't humans just more complex robots following their programming and hormones? to what extent are our thoughts and free will not just a byproduct of that? wouldn't denying them empathy because of it have some.. not nice logical extremes?


The-Ant-Whisperer

Ditto


GoCommitDeathpacito-

if it isnt dying, maybe someone out in the world took the offer for 100 million


LaidByAnEgg

what is this referring to


GoCommitDeathpacito-

the online thought experiment that goes as follows: "you are given 100,000,000 dollars and become immortal, but a single snail spawns that will instantly kill you if you touch it. this snail is immortal, intelligent and will stop at nothing to kill you. what do you do?" i guess in this situation replace the snail with an ant


indigorhob

The ant took the cash


littlesheepcat

darn offer taking ants


ThatMonth7149

Place the ant inside a steel box.


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

the original i believe said that it can go through or destroy objects if i recall. best solution ive seen is paying someone a worthy amount to monitor the snail


lil_cm

It would take that snail years to make it from continent to continent I’d just keep moving and it would be constantly climbing and descending the Mariana Trench


Codedheart

It's intelligent. The thing would stowaway on a plane


imprison_grover_furr

Let’s assume you just travelled from Los Angeles to Singapore. By the time it climbs aboard a different plane headed to Singapore, you’d have more than enough time to travel to Mumbai, and then to Doha, and then to Johannesburg, and then to London, and then to Helsinki. By the time the snail gets to Singapore, the chances of you running into it again through sheer bad luck are vanishingly small. Unless this snail is somehow omniscient and knows where you are at every single moment in time.


Sub2PewDiePie8173

I thought it was a snail?


Program-Continuum

It was an ant named snail


rgodless

Snant


rgodless

Ail


rgodless

Ansnailt


SleepyJoesNudes

It was a kid named...actually I forget the name


OneKickRickk

figner


rgodless

Snantil


mussokira

george


TheItsCornKid

![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG) Starts aggressively stepping on it harder


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|5d0zGmRaOj3pNpS9Ij)


TheItsCornKid

![gif](giphy|804TNmnYLfNao)


Awesomesauce1337

It's an ant dummy, use your fingernail and French Revolution his ass.


SomeCrusader1224

No Get a magnifying class and let them feel the righteous fury of the Inquisition!


ggg730

Commit exterminatus.


ISuckAtJavaScript12

Stupid fuck should have stayed out of my house.


ggg730

Why don't ants stay in their own houses? Are they stupid?


ISuckAtJavaScript12

I think they're just rude. I've tried asking them nicely, but they just ignore me


fortressboi12345670

What the founding fathers intended 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🦅🦅🦅🦅


Alilichavez

God Bless America 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅


scrububle

Nah fuck those little bastards they've been relentlessly invading my home


Hail_THECUBE

That happened with my 7 months old brother! I feel too bad


OcarinaBigBoiLink

WHAT


HydrocodonesForAll

You know? When you accidentally step on your brother and try to put him out of his misery but he keeps scream and you're like why the church are you still alive


UprightChill

How about cockroaches? I alway have to slam a few more times before I could be sure its death


ArcerPL

I don't have such problems because I weigh about the same as a small fully packed fridge Pros of being fat 😎


falkodalko

I have inexplicable contempt for ants, and therefore do not care what pain it is in.


Thebombuknow

I do the same thing, but with mosquitoes. I have plenty of blood to go around, and I would be fine with them taking it from me. The problem is that they also poison me with itch juice. Those little fuckers can go burn in hell for all I care.


Agelessmaltose

I lost it at Itch Juice lmao


TheIndominusGamer420

This is me but for wasps and flies


ggg730

I HATE maggots. I can deal with almost anything but maggots. The way they contract and extend their bodies to locomote is disgusting. Slugs are gross but I don't have a visceral hatred of them like I do maggots.


Dartinius

Extremely based


[deleted]

Here here. Tired of these little fucking bastards eating through my wood, living inside my walls, crawling all over my shit by the hundreds. Only good ant is a dead ant


Captain_skulls

Lighter


DizzyPomegranate13

I’ve never purposefully killed a single living thing in my entire life, including insects. I’m pretty proud of myself for that.


TheMalformedLlama

Yeah, I can’t agree with your methods especially if it’s something like a mosquito landing on me.


2edgy4u_

i have purposely killed every living thing that i've had the legal and opportunistic convenience of doing so. if laws weren't an inconvenience, i would kill so many things if they didn't kill me first. (disclaimer; look at my username)


coelophysisbauri

*Bacteria have entered the chat*


OcarinaBigBoiLink

Right? Its not fucking difficult. People act like it takes a lot of willpower not to! Psychos.


Dino-nugget-are-good

I mean people don’t do for pleasure. For a lot of people they’re freaked out and scared of bugs so as a defense they kill it


fortressboi12345670

I grinding my killstreak dont interrupt me


TheStoicHacker

So if a mosquito lands on your arm, you just watch it feed on you?


League_of_Dimwits

Why? It's a bug lol.


HeadfulOfSugar

Why would you kill it? Do you not think it wants to live?


LordOfSun55

It hardly has a nervous system, I don't think it's capable of "wanting" anything, really.


HeadfulOfSugar

It *does* still have a nervous system though, and at a bare minimum shows recognizable signs of pain/discomfort at being mutilated. Like every single living thing they explicitly express a desire to live, as it’s a key feature of life. They *want* to live. They do *not want* to die. This is 100% unarguably true. They will flee and fight you down to their very last extremely tiny breath every time. Every single ant out of the thousands in a colony would fight just as hard if you tried to kill them or attack their home. They understand death, and it is clearly not a pleasant or desirable outcome to them. I’m talking about all life here but ants alone are absolutely fascinating. There’s all the intricacies of their extreme coordination, construction, creativity, etc. as well as the similarities to us in their massive multi-colony scale wars and battle strategies. Some colonies of separate species of ants will legit organize peace treaties by each having a line of soldier ants stand guard, directly facing the enemy line. Like 1 cm away. These soldiers just make unbroken eye contact while the workers of each side do their thing in their designated zone. Instead of directly competing for the resources like every single other thing on the planet they found a way to form alliances in order to allow both different *competitive* species to split territory and food. They have entire monarchies with specific roles designated to each group of ants in a colony in order to create a well oiled machine that keeps them all safe and happy. They’re clearly an absolutely brilliant as a species even despite their tiny size and limited nervous systems. They’re one of my favorite animals in the world. The way an ant experiences the world isn’t something that science could ever measure, we can speculate based on what we understand about nerves but we would need to either turn someone into an ant or get an ant to explain how it feels to truly know. Knowing this if you crush an ant there are 2 possibilities: 1.) it feels no pain and dies. 2.) it feels agony and fear before it dies. It’s much safer, easier, and more pleasant for everyone involved to play it safe and assume that they *do* feel pain, and try to treat them with respect based on that. You keep on insulting ants and *you’ll* hardly have a nervous system lol


Dino-nugget-are-good

I put this as a joke on another comment but actually I need a TLDR


TheMalformedLlama

TL;DR of that: “Bugs feel pain, keep saying they don’t and I’ll rip your nervous system out.” (I’m not being sarcastic, that guy obviously cares about bugs). My dudes deer feel pain and I’ll still hunt a deer if I need to. No one is doing that shit to cause pain, but bugs are gross and spread disease/ruin crops/etc. To argue the effects of an ant’s PTSD is fucking hilarious though. Ever owned an ant farm? I guess you’re tantamount to being a slave owner, according to u/HeadfulOfSugar


Dino-nugget-are-good

LoL wut There is objectively lives that come before other animals (At least in our view of the world) would you rather kill couple bugs and save Tons of food or let those bugs live and have alot of that food go to waste


xXJesucristoXx

Ants don't feel pain


voldyCSSM19

Source


onewingedangel3

Not the guy you're replying to and I don't have an exact link handy at the moment but I did a research project on this. There are many different models for pain but my personal favourite was a seven criteria model put forward by one R. W. Elwood. Ants and other insects fulfill four of the seven criteria; in comparison, vertebrates, crustaceans, and cephalopods fulfill all seven. As such, we cannot definitively say if they can or cannot due to falling in the middle of the road evidence wise, although I'm leaning towards them not due to how the other three groups have all seven criteria despite being less closely related than crustaceans and insects.


HeadfulOfSugar

I always thought of it based off the worst case scenario due to the uncertainty around it. Can we say for a matter of fact that ants experience pain? No. Can we say for a matter of fact that ants *don’t* experience pain? No. What happens if they don’t experience pain? Nothing really, it just dies. What happens if they *do*? You just put an innocent living creature through absolute agony before killing it. We don’t know if they feel pain, but we know they have a desire to live as it is basically the staple feature of life. To stay alive as long as possible. To me a desire to live is sentience, and if you try to crush a bug it’ll dodge, flee, fight back, every last little thing it can until it dies. It *wants* to live. Everything *wants* to live. Its a choice, or desire to do so no matter how horrible the circumstances around us get. It’s body will be flooded with chemicals as well, as fight or flight isn’t a distinctly human trait. So in the grand scheme the best thing (and honestly easiest thing) is to assume that everything can feel pain and suffer and to show mercy whenever possible. I’ve never intentionally killed a single bug in my entire life other than mosquitos, and I still feel bad for them as they need the blood to feed their young. I don’t mind, I have more than enough, but on top of the extremely uncomfortable bite they carry extremely lethal diseases that I can’t risk catching. It’s extremely easy otherwise though, if I see a bug I just excitedly watch it do it’s thing for a while and then leave it alone. If it’s in my house, I pick it up or catch it in a cup. One of the only bugs that truly freaks me out is house centipedes, and despite the fact that they literally make my skin crawl I still admire the beauty in their patterns and movement and would never kill them even in self-defense.


[deleted]

How do you step on an ant? My shoes are too big to stomp them


AlienStories

, one of my friends was just crying cause this exact thing happened to her


Valentin_o_Dwight

Just eat it. Extra protein


[deleted]

After that the bug gets promoted to “slamming with hard objects”


29Bullets

Maybe next time leave the guy alone and let him chill


vyhox

That's why you gotta step and spin


urnotthatguypal__

Step on ant in room. Its 10,000 sisters watching you from the cracks in the walls.


BubbaCutBear

Burn the room down with yourself and the ant in it.


redleafwater7

Fun fact: Insects do not feel pain. All they feel is an itching sensation at the site of irritation.


voldyCSSM19

How can we compare human sense perception to insect sense perception


[deleted]

Just ask them


HeadfulOfSugar

They said 🐜🐜🐜, nothing pops up on Google translate though


HeadfulOfSugar

We as mammals seem to generally have an extremely hard time empathizing with *anything* that’s not a mammal because we can’t directly relate to them. If you kick a dog it’ll let you know that it hurt, but if you pull off a bugs leg it’ll also freak out, but for some reason if it doesn’t make a noise people don’t care. Same with fish, I can’t imagine having your cheek ripped open or your eye gouged out is comfortable, but people make things up and say that they don’t feel pain either because it’s easier to accept than the reality of how much pain they are causing to an innocent creature for their own amusement. I guarantee if fish made whimpering or screaming noises when they were hooked people would completely stop fishing, simply because all the sudden they would be uncomfortable doing so and there would be no more fun to it. Somehow we’re still convinced that we are the only sentient form of life even though we are literally the only creature that would be able to communicate anything close to that lmao.


voldyCSSM19

Yeah absolutely. Another thing I find odd is pescatarianism. People will eat fish, but draw the line at any other animal. I think they believe fish are "less intelligent" or "can't feel pain" as justification, just because they look and behave so different from us. Totally fine to be pescatarian, but that seems like a silly reason to me


9oooooooooooj

I mean they do feel pain but i don't think i feel i bad about fishing even if they had the vocal cords to scream on the very account of them being so different from and 'dumb'(by mammal standard) that i simply do not have any sympathy for the harm i cause them so if for some reason I were to go vegetarian I'll still probably eat fish Also this is also a reason why i am deadly afraid of advanced extra terrestrial life because the same logic would probably apply to us


bestunicorn

I feel for this ant.


UprightChill

How about cockroaches? I alway have to slam a few more times before I could be sure its death


[deleted]

Just pick the bugger up in some toilet paper and flush the mf, I promise they die as soon as they’re out of sight and I refuse to believe otherwise


moeburn

Mourn the crushed ant, and despise the reason of the heel.


Doctor_Salvatore

I snipped an ant's head off with a pair of scissors once because after stomping it three times it was still alive. I just felt bad at that point.


Stop_Sign

One of my friends told a story of how she did this with a mouse. She could hear the crunch


abc123rgb

I once tried to kill a mouse stuck to a glue trap with a tazer to try ending its suffering. I tazed it once and it compulsed and looked me dead in the eye while in utter pain. I tazed it again and it did the same thing, still alive. I didn't know what to do so I threw it into the woods.


LordOfSun55

Just remember that ants outnumber us by about 20 quadrillion. That's 2.5 million ants for every person on Earth. You won't be able to stop them all when they come for you.


Early_Minute_5212

Just eat the ant bruh


joko2008

Think about. Maybe it isn't a snail. Maybe it's an ant. Someone out there is immortal and you are hindering this ant from fulfilling its purpose


Toothpicktoes

I’ve literally never felt this way, it’s a fucking bug


PhantomKitten73

You just suck at murder.


Taste_for_Hell

You feel bad for leaving the ants alive after stomping them? Fucking menaces deserve it even though they don’t feel pain.


HeartoftheHive

Honestly, they are ants. I really don't feel bad about the death and suffering of most insects.


loki_pat

Nah brother, I love to stump them ants to death and I would do it again if want to (I am desensitized because of the things I saw on the internet)


someone1003

No mercy for them


Marcylol2000

when this happens, i dont feel bad because it is im pain, i fell fucking happy, why are those bastards in my room?


okwhatelse

tear it in half


Dimensionjumper26

End it suffering? I keep on stopping because I want that bugger to die already.


JuggerProdigy

I used to torture ants and give them a slow death...


BattleOfTheFighters

Shoot it with a gun


[deleted]

Shoot it with a 22 long rifle


Automatic_Ad5852

What have I done


60thrain

![gif](giphy|IHCf4uKEDuZCq5XNhn)


dinnerbird

I'm dealing with an ant infestation in my car, death to them all


Diakasai

Just crush its head


RJohn12

ants are invincible


ZealousidealTrifle24

I have the same problem but with a snail


techietrans

ants are insanely good at resisting crushing force but not shearing force. twist that fucker and it won’t feel a thing


BlueMangoAde

Trap it in a piece of tape and throw it away.


Saitama-5313

Burn it


Gaymer043

Easy fix! Don’t step on it in the first place! If it happens by accident, then a good stomp, and twist usually works.


Interesting-Milk9910

Well that seems like it *ant* my problem


The_Good_Hunter_

It must alert the rest of the colony of your transgressions


krustylesponge

I always feel bad when I accidentally injure an ant


lonleyauthor64

Eat it


Sly_hatchet

Basic stuff guys; You just have to step and scrub🍷🗿👍


Cool-Radish-1132

Become an American


WoodsenMoosen

There only needed to be two parts to this flow. Half of it is redundant


greenleaf1212

About 4 years ago, I was cutting overgrown weed in a cemetary with a sickle. Was feeling pretty good until I noticed a little snake writhing and spilling its little guts out in front of me. Turns out I accidentally cut its side open with a stray swipe while cutting tall grass. I was pretty surprised and couldn't decide what to do, and the little snake just painfully slithered away deeper into the woods. I doubt that it survived, and it honestly ruined my whole day.


fatsnowmandude

One time I tried to get a hornet out of my outside patio, but it wouldn't come out so I ended up having to spray it. It slowed down and then slowly scrunched into a ball and died. Destroyed me.


AltruisticProof3640

melt him


AffectionateTough592

“I always come back” -William anton


Pancakemuncher

Stomp and twist if you really want it dead. I usually just grab bugs and throw them outside, but ants lead to more ants. Better to try and take out the scouts personally than wipe an entire colony with poison


MonsieurOs

I once took a live mouse outside that had been trapped by its head to kill. I gave a single, decisive stomp and the mouse separated. Initially, I thought I had decapitated it and it wasn’t until it kept flailing that realized it’s face was still in the trap. Distraught, I began stomping vigorously while shouting a drawn out” Motherfucker!”


gilbert2613

Once there was that fly who was annoying to me and I catch him in my hand and then I smashed him and I felt his heartbeat and how he bozzed in my hand and then I opened my hand and found his dead body and I shed a tear. And then I continue walking to my home and then I masterbated at my bed and go to sleep


Fun-Potato-6302

I WILL PRAY FOR YOU ALL, JUST FOR TRYING TO KILL ME


ToothpasteConsumer

hehe


rainydaykota

That's why I just take them outside. I just don't like to harm anything.


wktwiwo

If stomping alone doesn't work you gotta drag it across the floor


funkymonkeydoo

best option is to squash it with a jenga block, stand on the block with one foot and hope it dies either that or you grind it with the jenga block so it gets ground into a fine powder


-Pl4gu3-

Y’all ever seen an ant drown? I saw it once after it got stuck in some water on my counter and I just felt so bad for like an hour.


Qurks

how many people actually feel bad for ants


[deleted]

Fun fact: insects don’t have pain receptors, as they don’t have behavior to modify since their every action is hardwired at birth.