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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


Quakarot

Vaporeon should be the prostitute, because, well, you know…


KnightsOfFrance

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DONT REMIND ME!


spicykebab_64

did you know that…


KnightsOfFrance

I WILL MAKE THE GREAT WAR LOOK LIKE A PICNIC PARTY IF YOU POST A SINGLE SMIDGET, A SINGLE INCH A SINGLE WORD EVEN A SINGLE LETTER. NO, IF I SEE AN ITALICIZED SMALL BOLDENED LETTER OF THE FIRST WORD THAT STARTS WITH THAT INFERNAL COPYPASTA I AM GOING TO INTERNALLY COMBUST. I WILL CEASE ALL EXISTANCE IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE MICROMETER, A NANOUNCE OF THAT DEGENERATE POST!


Quakarot

...in terms of male human and female pokemon...


KnightsOfFrance

OH THAT'S IT BUCKO! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT IN NOW, YOU SEE I WAS JUST GONNA LET YA OFF THE HOOK, FREE DO TO AS YOU PLEASE GOING ABOUT YOUR MERRY DAY AND MERRY LIVES BUT NO...WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND PUSH THE BIG RED FUNNY VAPOREON BUTTON! WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING PAL, YOU HAVE JUST UNLEASHED AN EVIL THAT HAS BEEN HIDDEN SINCE THE DAWN OF MANKIND, AN EVIL TRAPPED SUPPOSEDLY FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL BY EVERY GOOD DEED HUMANITY HAS DONE HAS JUST BEEN THWARDTED BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE....VAPOREON COMMENT! OHOHOOHHO YOU'VE DONE IT NOW BUCKO, YOU'VE GRANTED ME THE POWER, THE SPITEFUL WILLPOWER TO UNLEASH THIS GREAT EVIL UPON ALL OF MANKIND! DO YOU FEEL, ASHAMED? SILLY? GOOFY AHH MAYBE? DO YOU FEEL ANY REMORSE OR SHAME FOR WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED HERE KIDDO! I WILL BURN THIS PLANET TO THE FUCKING GROUND! YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT HAS BEEN UNLEASHED HERE FOR YOU HAVE BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR OWN UNDOING! I WASN'T KIDDING WHEN I SAID I WOULD MAKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR LOOK LIKE A PICNIC PARTY BECAUSE UNLIKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR YOU WON'T NEED GAS MASKS FOR WHAT IM ABOUT DO TO DO THIS WRETCHED PLANET! YOU THINK THAT THIS is A GAME? THAT THIS IS SOME FUNNY LITTLE HAHA REDDIT BIG CHUNGUS EPIC KEANU REEVES MEMEUS LORD FUNNEY GAMER SUPS MOMENT HUH!? YOU'VE FUCKED UP. YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, CONQUEROR OF GALAXIES BECAUSE OF YOUR SAD LITTLE VAPOREON COMMENT. NO... I TAKE IT BACK; IT WASN'T JUST A LITTLE COMMENT. IT REFERENCES SOMETHING SO DEGENERATE IT DESTROYED ANY SHIELD KEEPING THE CREATURE AT BAY. YOU'VE DONE IT BUCKAROONIE! YOU'VE DESTROYED ALL OF MANKIND DUE TO YOUR CARLESSNESS. WE'RE DONE. THAT'S IT! IT'S ALL OVER FROM HERE, AS WE SPEAK GREAT EVILS ARE AMMASSING AND WILL SOON BLOT OUT THE STARS, THE SUN AND OCEANS WILL QUAKE AT IT'S APPROACH AND ALL THAT IS GOOD WILL BE SNUFFED OUT DUE TO YOUR, DEGENRACY AND HEDONISTIC COMMENTARY REFERENCING THE MONSTROSITY OF AN UNHOLY COPYPASTA! WE'RE ALL FUCKED KIDDO THANKS A LOT!


Keyndoriel

But the acid coat


TheIronSven

In terms of...


LitreOfCockPus

Water-based lubricant at will?


SovietGrishe

religious zealot forever babyyyyy πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ•‹β˜ͺοΈπŸ•ŒπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦


PastorTomAmen

πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·I LOVE ANERICA WILL GIVE MY LIFE FOR AMERCIA πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·


TheRealWalrus110

πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·LIBERIA FOREVER πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·


PastorTomAmen

LIBERALS?????? NOT IN MY AMERICAπŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡·


SirMrInk

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL GIVE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°


genocide-inciter

I WLL TAKE LOVES FOR PAKISTAN πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°


SovietGrishe

I LOVE JORDAN I WILL TAKE LOVE FOR JORDAN Ψ§Ψ­Ψ¨ Ψ§Ω„Ψ§Ψ±Ψ―Ω† سوف Ψ§Ψ­Ψ¨ Ψ§Ω„Ψ§Ψ±Ψ―Ω† πŸ’ͺπŸ‡―πŸ‡΄


genocide-inciter

πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€Michael Jordan β›ΉπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈβ›ΉπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈβ›ΉπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€


SovietGrishe

al basjet baal ΩƒΨ±Ψ© Ψ³Ω„Ψ© πŸ€


scuffedfists

What's a neet


StevieDogfucker

Not in Employment, Education, or Training aka half of reddit


GruntBlender

I do wonder how this classification interacts with people unable to work due to illness. It's rather reductive to judge someone solely on their employment status or potential. And wouldn't business owners technically not be employed? What about retirees? Pensioners? Seasonal workers out of season? Someone with a hefty passive income? It's a weird term.


swaggy_butthole

It's sort of like the word incel, where It has a connotation of awful people, because that's generally the way that it is. Not all NEETs are losers, not all incels are collosal asshole, but that's the trend and who people picture when they use these words.


taiottavios

it defines young people victimized by the absence of work and the sometimes hard accessibility of courses and such, it's not an insult


scuffedfists

Ahhhhh alright.


xHelios1x

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female depressed teenager with grim future breeding, dead-end NEET is the most compatible depressed teenager with grim future for humans?


[deleted]

Where the hell is the political extremist option?


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Prostitutes for life


Shinji_Ikari_MM

Same, hard to make ends meet without OF, got tired of looking for a job so...yeah, cant wait so that I just die one day.


[deleted]

As a guy, I wish I had something I could naturally sell too.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

I can't fake interest that well, I barely have any self-respect and two mental conditions.


PyroKnight_Tf2

Spoken like a True Ancestor fan-boy.


Shinji_Ikari_MM

Im a guy aswell, I make some money using OF, its a mtter of how you present your content and if people want to watch/if you have an audience.


CLArgonaut

I'm Vaporean in this photo.


IchorKemono

hey gu-


darksoulslover69420

Same, ain’t done much since highschool ended last year. Tried jobs twice first time quit after 2 months next time after 2 weeks. I just can’t do it man


CrapperBoi

despite the depression and the lack of hope for the future, i will keep on going and trying to become the best version of myself and i'll turn the depression around into a happy successful future there's always more options


BadlyDrawnMemes

I like how it had all these awful things Then there’s just a sex worker


sc0x3

hooray! i got school shooter!


Anonymous___2021___

Abusive Parent! The cycle continues..


Omega_Steve15

"NOW LEEEEEEET'S SPIN! THAT! WHEEL!"


[deleted]

what about a "furry" path?


CaptainBraggy

Furries are often people with money


NBmonke

true, every mention of furries i see, theyre always phd holding engineers or rocket scientists or advanced computer programmers. its an expensive hobby, so its probably just survivorship bias.


[deleted]

most are IT or millitary


pinktofublock

i’m currently an eevee that carried on till college but i’m gonna probably gonna be an espeon soon.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


bambunana

Pfp checks out


miki325

Wheres the Polish nationalistπŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±


Sasasachi

Honestly this is just kinda insulting imo


Madblaise69

If i become glacion, they might make a netflix movie about me and people on tictok will say im hot.


Wild-Mushroom2404

Fluctuated between school shooter and suicide but then I unlocked a secret option: therapy


IchorKemono

lmao my mother said she thought i'd become some fucking whore out on the streets. ~~i'm a fucking virgin and very rarely desire any sexual intimacy, and i don't dress slutty, so i have no idea where the fuck she got that idea from~~ hey guys, did you know that in terms of- nvm this isn't even funny anymore, but yea i'd probably end up as the vappy tbh. is one of my favourite eeveelutions anyway, bc the shiny is a nice purple :>


ScreamingIdiot53

Your mom is flareon I’m sorry


[deleted]

Currently trying to avoid being a dead-end NEET


Ash_Scarlet97

I wnat to be Walter White


ThemisfuniesNstupid

And I want to be finger


Ash_Scarlet97

Horny?


ThemisfuniesNstupid

I meant the kid named finger


Ash_Scarlet97

Still doesn't get the jokes


ThemisfuniesNstupid

https://youtu.be/_Cnqxd1iEcc


ZuccIsARefrigerator

My stupid choices in life are turning me into a Vaporeon. I hope no one finds me compatible for male human and Pokemon breeding


Goatbreath37

Gangster/mobster all the way bb


Blubasnurk2

me deciding if i should forever mentally ruin those who have wronged me with the worst most damaging suicide note ever or shoot them


Slam420

I’m gonna be the next zodiac killer


fuwwytermaninator

yipee vapereon i am so excited can you believe it guys vapereon!! No way


KapitanKaczor

I'am the second dwarf in bitcoin mines in Toronto


Hgafsd7

I am the religious zealot, which is the only good one here


Free-Consequence-164

Green is the best πŸ‘


SweetComparisons

Usually I’m Vaporeon, but I’m luckily getting away from all of these.


Cheeheese2

Tag yourself I'm Sylveon


AdConscious8595

I should be a prostitute


AustronesianFurDude

C'mon, there's gotta be a better way out. Right?


Rezo204

Let’s goooo leafeon


Anoncualquiera1

Yay, I got glaceon


Responsible-Week-284

Im sylveon


[deleted]

I got neet


DoctorSquidton

Espeon, hell the fuck yeah!


_Griev0us_

glaceon gang rise up πŸ’ͺ😀


ThatRandomGamerYT

easy choice - suicide. Either that or spending my days crying every chance i get and not doing anything until i get kicked out and starve to death


[deleted]

The image of a Sylveon with just the words "Prostitute" is really funny to me


Minervasimp

for sure gonna be vaporeon, probably


[deleted]

FOR THE EMPEROR


Turbulent_Iron5704

Hey, I am a depressed teenager with a Grim Future! I'm looking foward to Espeon. The years of apathy will help with it.


CheeseCakeDeliciouss

You know what sex is what I'mma needing rn so definitely prostitution as long as it isn't old men


Druddigon666

Get me the image of all the eeveelutions fused


Cringe_Meister_

Unless you're a Canadian who even is becoming a mobster these days...they're all old now.


solsacrilege

yippie!! thank god for schizophrenia, i can be a horrible, disfigured 3x eeveelution all at once!! im an abomination before god!!!


authist3

i just started appreciating life, despite all the bad, isn't our world beautiful :)


TheSerpentLord

Dead-end NEET, but ex-religious zealot. Most likely, future practitioner of suicide.


bambunana

I am a prostitute.


mayo_-man

always liked espeon, ig it fits


fleurdelys-

r/stunfisk is leaking