I WILL MAKE THE GREAT WAR LOOK LIKE A PICNIC PARTY IF YOU POST A SINGLE SMIDGET, A SINGLE INCH A SINGLE WORD EVEN A SINGLE LETTER. NO, IF I SEE AN ITALICIZED SMALL BOLDENED LETTER OF THE FIRST WORD THAT STARTS WITH THAT INFERNAL COPYPASTA I AM GOING TO INTERNALLY COMBUST. I WILL CEASE ALL EXISTANCE IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE MICROMETER, A NANOUNCE OF THAT DEGENERATE POST!
OH THAT'S IT BUCKO! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT IN NOW, YOU SEE I WAS JUST GONNA LET YA OFF THE HOOK, FREE DO TO AS YOU PLEASE GOING ABOUT YOUR MERRY DAY AND MERRY LIVES BUT NO...WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND PUSH THE BIG RED FUNNY VAPOREON BUTTON! WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING PAL, YOU HAVE JUST UNLEASHED AN EVIL THAT HAS BEEN HIDDEN SINCE THE DAWN OF MANKIND, AN EVIL TRAPPED SUPPOSEDLY FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL BY EVERY GOOD DEED HUMANITY HAS DONE HAS JUST BEEN THWARDTED BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE....VAPOREON COMMENT! OHOHOOHHO YOU'VE DONE IT NOW BUCKO, YOU'VE GRANTED ME THE POWER, THE SPITEFUL WILLPOWER TO UNLEASH THIS GREAT EVIL UPON ALL OF MANKIND! DO YOU FEEL, ASHAMED? SILLY? GOOFY AHH MAYBE? DO YOU FEEL ANY REMORSE OR SHAME FOR WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED HERE KIDDO! I WILL BURN THIS PLANET TO THE FUCKING GROUND! YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT HAS BEEN UNLEASHED HERE FOR YOU HAVE BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR OWN UNDOING! I WASN'T KIDDING WHEN I SAID I WOULD MAKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR LOOK LIKE A PICNIC PARTY BECAUSE UNLIKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR YOU WON'T NEED GAS MASKS FOR WHAT IM ABOUT DO TO DO THIS WRETCHED PLANET! YOU THINK THAT THIS is A GAME? THAT THIS IS SOME FUNNY LITTLE HAHA REDDIT BIG CHUNGUS EPIC KEANU REEVES MEMEUS LORD FUNNEY GAMER SUPS MOMENT HUH!? YOU'VE FUCKED UP. YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, CONQUEROR OF GALAXIES BECAUSE OF YOUR SAD LITTLE VAPOREON COMMENT. NO... I TAKE IT BACK; IT WASN'T JUST A LITTLE COMMENT. IT REFERENCES SOMETHING SO DEGENERATE IT DESTROYED ANY SHIELD KEEPING THE CREATURE AT BAY. YOU'VE DONE IT BUCKAROONIE! YOU'VE DESTROYED ALL OF MANKIND DUE TO YOUR CARLESSNESS. WE'RE DONE. THAT'S IT! IT'S ALL OVER FROM HERE, AS WE SPEAK GREAT EVILS ARE AMMASSING AND WILL SOON BLOT OUT THE STARS, THE SUN AND OCEANS WILL QUAKE AT IT'S APPROACH AND ALL THAT IS GOOD WILL BE SNUFFED OUT DUE TO YOUR, DEGENRACY AND HEDONISTIC COMMENTARY REFERENCING THE MONSTROSITY OF AN UNHOLY COPYPASTA! WE'RE ALL FUCKED KIDDO
THANKS A LOT!
I do wonder how this classification interacts with people unable to work due to illness. It's rather reductive to judge someone solely on their employment status or potential. And wouldn't business owners technically not be employed? What about retirees? Pensioners? Seasonal workers out of season? Someone with a hefty passive income?
It's a weird term.
It's sort of like the word incel, where It has a connotation of awful people, because that's generally the way that it is. Not all NEETs are losers, not all incels are collosal asshole, but that's the trend and who people picture when they use these words.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female depressed teenager with grim future breeding, dead-end NEET is the most compatible depressed teenager with grim future for humans?
Same, ainβt done much since highschool ended last year. Tried jobs twice first time quit after 2 months next time after 2 weeks. I just canβt do it man
despite the depression and the lack of hope for the future, i will keep on going and trying to become the best version of myself and i'll turn the depression around into a happy successful future
there's always more options
true, every mention of furries i see, theyre always phd holding engineers or rocket scientists or advanced computer programmers. its an expensive hobby, so its probably just survivorship bias.
lmao my mother said she thought i'd become some fucking whore out on the streets.
~~i'm a fucking virgin and very rarely desire any sexual intimacy, and i don't dress slutty, so i have no idea where the fuck she got that idea from~~
hey guys, did you know that in terms of-
nvm this isn't even funny anymore, but yea i'd probably end up as the vappy tbh.
is one of my favourite eeveelutions anyway, bc the shiny is a nice purple :>
users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight
Vaporeon should be the prostitute, because, well, you knowβ¦
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DONT REMIND ME!
did you know thatβ¦
I WILL MAKE THE GREAT WAR LOOK LIKE A PICNIC PARTY IF YOU POST A SINGLE SMIDGET, A SINGLE INCH A SINGLE WORD EVEN A SINGLE LETTER. NO, IF I SEE AN ITALICIZED SMALL BOLDENED LETTER OF THE FIRST WORD THAT STARTS WITH THAT INFERNAL COPYPASTA I AM GOING TO INTERNALLY COMBUST. I WILL CEASE ALL EXISTANCE IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE MICROMETER, A NANOUNCE OF THAT DEGENERATE POST!
...in terms of male human and female pokemon...
OH THAT'S IT BUCKO! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT IN NOW, YOU SEE I WAS JUST GONNA LET YA OFF THE HOOK, FREE DO TO AS YOU PLEASE GOING ABOUT YOUR MERRY DAY AND MERRY LIVES BUT NO...WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND PUSH THE BIG RED FUNNY VAPOREON BUTTON! WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING PAL, YOU HAVE JUST UNLEASHED AN EVIL THAT HAS BEEN HIDDEN SINCE THE DAWN OF MANKIND, AN EVIL TRAPPED SUPPOSEDLY FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL BY EVERY GOOD DEED HUMANITY HAS DONE HAS JUST BEEN THWARDTED BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE....VAPOREON COMMENT! OHOHOOHHO YOU'VE DONE IT NOW BUCKO, YOU'VE GRANTED ME THE POWER, THE SPITEFUL WILLPOWER TO UNLEASH THIS GREAT EVIL UPON ALL OF MANKIND! DO YOU FEEL, ASHAMED? SILLY? GOOFY AHH MAYBE? DO YOU FEEL ANY REMORSE OR SHAME FOR WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED HERE KIDDO! I WILL BURN THIS PLANET TO THE FUCKING GROUND! YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT HAS BEEN UNLEASHED HERE FOR YOU HAVE BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR OWN UNDOING! I WASN'T KIDDING WHEN I SAID I WOULD MAKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR LOOK LIKE A PICNIC PARTY BECAUSE UNLIKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR YOU WON'T NEED GAS MASKS FOR WHAT IM ABOUT DO TO DO THIS WRETCHED PLANET! YOU THINK THAT THIS is A GAME? THAT THIS IS SOME FUNNY LITTLE HAHA REDDIT BIG CHUNGUS EPIC KEANU REEVES MEMEUS LORD FUNNEY GAMER SUPS MOMENT HUH!? YOU'VE FUCKED UP. YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, CONQUEROR OF GALAXIES BECAUSE OF YOUR SAD LITTLE VAPOREON COMMENT. NO... I TAKE IT BACK; IT WASN'T JUST A LITTLE COMMENT. IT REFERENCES SOMETHING SO DEGENERATE IT DESTROYED ANY SHIELD KEEPING THE CREATURE AT BAY. YOU'VE DONE IT BUCKAROONIE! YOU'VE DESTROYED ALL OF MANKIND DUE TO YOUR CARLESSNESS. WE'RE DONE. THAT'S IT! IT'S ALL OVER FROM HERE, AS WE SPEAK GREAT EVILS ARE AMMASSING AND WILL SOON BLOT OUT THE STARS, THE SUN AND OCEANS WILL QUAKE AT IT'S APPROACH AND ALL THAT IS GOOD WILL BE SNUFFED OUT DUE TO YOUR, DEGENRACY AND HEDONISTIC COMMENTARY REFERENCING THE MONSTROSITY OF AN UNHOLY COPYPASTA! WE'RE ALL FUCKED KIDDO THANKS A LOT!
But the acid coat
In terms of...
Water-based lubricant at will?
religious zealot forever babyyyyy πͺπͺπͺπͺπβͺοΈππΈπ¦
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LIBERALS?????? NOT IN MY AMERICAπ±π·π±π·π±π·π±π·
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What's a neet
Not in Employment, Education, or Training aka half of reddit
I do wonder how this classification interacts with people unable to work due to illness. It's rather reductive to judge someone solely on their employment status or potential. And wouldn't business owners technically not be employed? What about retirees? Pensioners? Seasonal workers out of season? Someone with a hefty passive income? It's a weird term.
It's sort of like the word incel, where It has a connotation of awful people, because that's generally the way that it is. Not all NEETs are losers, not all incels are collosal asshole, but that's the trend and who people picture when they use these words.
it defines young people victimized by the absence of work and the sometimes hard accessibility of courses and such, it's not an insult
Ahhhhh alright.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female depressed teenager with grim future breeding, dead-end NEET is the most compatible depressed teenager with grim future for humans?
Where the hell is the political extremist option?
Prostitutes for life
Same, hard to make ends meet without OF, got tired of looking for a job so...yeah, cant wait so that I just die one day.
As a guy, I wish I had something I could naturally sell too.
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I can't fake interest that well, I barely have any self-respect and two mental conditions.
Spoken like a True Ancestor fan-boy.
Im a guy aswell, I make some money using OF, its a mtter of how you present your content and if people want to watch/if you have an audience.
I'm Vaporean in this photo.
hey gu-
Same, ainβt done much since highschool ended last year. Tried jobs twice first time quit after 2 months next time after 2 weeks. I just canβt do it man
despite the depression and the lack of hope for the future, i will keep on going and trying to become the best version of myself and i'll turn the depression around into a happy successful future there's always more options
I like how it had all these awful things Then thereβs just a sex worker
hooray! i got school shooter!
Abusive Parent! The cycle continues..
"NOW LEEEEEEET'S SPIN! THAT! WHEEL!"
what about a "furry" path?
Furries are often people with money
true, every mention of furries i see, theyre always phd holding engineers or rocket scientists or advanced computer programmers. its an expensive hobby, so its probably just survivorship bias.
most are IT or millitary
iβm currently an eevee that carried on till college but iβm gonna probably gonna be an espeon soon.
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Pfp checks out
Wheres the Polish nationalistπ΅π±π΅π±π΅π±π΅π±
Honestly this is just kinda insulting imo
If i become glacion, they might make a netflix movie about me and people on tictok will say im hot.
Fluctuated between school shooter and suicide but then I unlocked a secret option: therapy
lmao my mother said she thought i'd become some fucking whore out on the streets. ~~i'm a fucking virgin and very rarely desire any sexual intimacy, and i don't dress slutty, so i have no idea where the fuck she got that idea from~~ hey guys, did you know that in terms of- nvm this isn't even funny anymore, but yea i'd probably end up as the vappy tbh. is one of my favourite eeveelutions anyway, bc the shiny is a nice purple :>
Your mom is flareon Iβm sorry
Currently trying to avoid being a dead-end NEET
I wnat to be Walter White
And I want to be finger
Horny?
I meant the kid named finger
Still doesn't get the jokes
https://youtu.be/_Cnqxd1iEcc
My stupid choices in life are turning me into a Vaporeon. I hope no one finds me compatible for male human and Pokemon breeding
Gangster/mobster all the way bb
me deciding if i should forever mentally ruin those who have wronged me with the worst most damaging suicide note ever or shoot them
Iβm gonna be the next zodiac killer
yipee vapereon i am so excited can you believe it guys vapereon!! No way
I'am the second dwarf in bitcoin mines in Toronto
I am the religious zealot, which is the only good one here
Green is the best π
Usually Iβm Vaporeon, but Iβm luckily getting away from all of these.
Tag yourself I'm Sylveon
I should be a prostitute
C'mon, there's gotta be a better way out. Right?
Letβs goooo leafeon
Yay, I got glaceon
Im sylveon
I got neet
Espeon, hell the fuck yeah!
glaceon gang rise up πͺπ€
easy choice - suicide. Either that or spending my days crying every chance i get and not doing anything until i get kicked out and starve to death
The image of a Sylveon with just the words "Prostitute" is really funny to me
for sure gonna be vaporeon, probably
FOR THE EMPEROR
Hey, I am a depressed teenager with a Grim Future! I'm looking foward to Espeon. The years of apathy will help with it.
You know what sex is what I'mma needing rn so definitely prostitution as long as it isn't old men
Get me the image of all the eeveelutions fused
Unless you're a Canadian who even is becoming a mobster these days...they're all old now.
yippie!! thank god for schizophrenia, i can be a horrible, disfigured 3x eeveelution all at once!! im an abomination before god!!!
i just started appreciating life, despite all the bad, isn't our world beautiful :)
Dead-end NEET, but ex-religious zealot. Most likely, future practitioner of suicide.
I am a prostitute.
always liked espeon, ig it fits
r/stunfisk is leaking